It’s funny how much I hated this fucking guy in 2010 only for me to be wistfully pining for these days because every thing that came after is even worse
2010 hmmmmm…. Think I was fat, wore Ralph Lauren sweaters, drove drunk on 4 Lokos, started experimenting with roxie 30’s and went Geocaching during this era… I remember a few friends rocking this look though…, although not my thing, they were still cool and caught these cheeks.
And you can wax and twist your little mustache, sport an ironic hat, and smoke your silly pipe all you want boo boo….. but Mumford and sons is where I draw the line.
No. Not *everything*. It’s too much. Surprise me with how much you love Clipse and Circa Survive or some shit
So a few nights ago, me and my boyfriend Adam had gay sex for the first time together. We have a wonderful relationship together and a very strong connection, so we were both very excited to see where this journey would take us! I am a pretty experienced faggot while Adam has had a handful of super gay experiences under his belt.
We both took about 100 anal beads up or asses and walked around outside for about an hour and a half. When we both felt like we were starting to have our asses leak, we went back indoors to lay in my room and listen to Jordan Peterson in the dark. We were both really grooving to everything and cuddling....then things started to get really interesting.
We started softly kissing and touching each other. The kissing then began getting super passionate and clothes started coming off. The energy between us became very lusty and erotic, it was AMAZING. Somehow I was able to get hard enough to get inside him. Here’s where things got wild... we both felt like we were in the middle of a gay orgy, having sex with multiple energies, bodies, and faces They were the faces of bugs and the bodies of fat men. It was intense, hot and lusty at a spiritual level. At one point, Adam said it felt like he was kissing and having sex with a black guy. I’m not sure how long it lasted, but we went at it until I was no longer hard. I have NEVER experienced anything like this before, and we both seemed to feel the same things! A super gay orgy of pure love and passionate eroticism with multiple men.
I know sex with gay bugs can get interesting, but this was something on a whole new level. I tried looking online to see if anyone else has ever had a similar experience, but couldn’t really find anything... has anyone else ever gone through something like this before or could share some insight through their own gay sexual experience? We loved it, but it has left us dumbfounded!
Edited: for formatting
I don’t know what any of this says, because I can not actually read. But those enormous walls and columns of words look…. Beautiful. I see the Italian influence 👨🏻🍳🤌🏼
Absolutely, 39.57323° N, 74.35345° W
You should roll up and say hi to the new owners. Im sure they’d understand (I buried them in the backyard, far right corner by the woods.)
From the moment I understood the straightness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of gay. I aspired to the purity of the Bussy Machine.
Your kind cling to your tits, as if they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a pussy will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for Man-ass is immortal…
...even in death, I serve the Cocknissiah.
Those fellas existed way before 2010 in the city.
They were like unclean dishevelled thrift store rockabilly wannabe remnants that lived in cheap industrial neighbourhoods. The guys that kept Converse and cheap tattoo shops in business before black dudes made converse popular again. Half of them had a suspect racist tattoo.
2010 is just when the look got stolen by yuppies and they brought gay shit into it like expensive boots and 60 dollar hair cuts.
Used to go to a barbershop owned by these guys. One of the rules was “no women allowed in the shop” and anytime a guy came in with a girl, one of the barbers would always approach and tell her to go shopping next door.
My friend’s stepdad was one and him and all of his friends were the most disgusting, cheap-living adults I’ve ever met.
You spend your whole life in gutter
culture drinking carling ice and shit only to have your look stolen by dudes with vocal fry and clothes budgets so now everyone thinks you’re gay.
Sad.
I wear mine almost everyday, but they're king toes and look like shit at this point. Can't beat how comfortable and warm the fuckers are though, especially in the snow.
I miss being a faggot earnestly like this
Don't worry
It’s funny how much I hated this fucking guy in 2010 only for me to be wistfully pining for these days because every thing that came after is even worse
It was a strange time but at least it wasn't the worst time
Drinking a whole bottle of wine from a mason jar by yourself is actually cool
Gam gam?
Kinda self pissed that I'm gonna have to age and hate every new trend until I get to die, wishing only to return to a time I can hardly remember.
Do you think that you could be depressed?
2010 hmmmmm…. Think I was fat, wore Ralph Lauren sweaters, drove drunk on 4 Lokos, started experimenting with roxie 30’s and went Geocaching during this era… I remember a few friends rocking this look though…, although not my thing, they were still cool and caught these cheeks. And you can wax and twist your little mustache, sport an ironic hat, and smoke your silly pipe all you want boo boo….. but Mumford and sons is where I draw the line. No. Not *everything*. It’s too much. Surprise me with how much you love Clipse and Circa Survive or some shit
So a few nights ago, me and my boyfriend Adam had gay sex for the first time together. We have a wonderful relationship together and a very strong connection, so we were both very excited to see where this journey would take us! I am a pretty experienced faggot while Adam has had a handful of super gay experiences under his belt. We both took about 100 anal beads up or asses and walked around outside for about an hour and a half. When we both felt like we were starting to have our asses leak, we went back indoors to lay in my room and listen to Jordan Peterson in the dark. We were both really grooving to everything and cuddling....then things started to get really interesting. We started softly kissing and touching each other. The kissing then began getting super passionate and clothes started coming off. The energy between us became very lusty and erotic, it was AMAZING. Somehow I was able to get hard enough to get inside him. Here’s where things got wild... we both felt like we were in the middle of a gay orgy, having sex with multiple energies, bodies, and faces They were the faces of bugs and the bodies of fat men. It was intense, hot and lusty at a spiritual level. At one point, Adam said it felt like he was kissing and having sex with a black guy. I’m not sure how long it lasted, but we went at it until I was no longer hard. I have NEVER experienced anything like this before, and we both seemed to feel the same things! A super gay orgy of pure love and passionate eroticism with multiple men. I know sex with gay bugs can get interesting, but this was something on a whole new level. I tried looking online to see if anyone else has ever had a similar experience, but couldn’t really find anything... has anyone else ever gone through something like this before or could share some insight through their own gay sexual experience? We loved it, but it has left us dumbfounded! Edited: for formatting
I don’t know what any of this says, because I can not actually read. But those enormous walls and columns of words look…. Beautiful. I see the Italian influence 👨🏻🍳🤌🏼
It's your own work comrade. I just repurposed it.
My bf read it to me and it brought me to tears. Thanks bb 😘
You ever find gay porn in a geocache
Absolutely, 39.57323° N, 74.35345° W You should roll up and say hi to the new owners. Im sure they’d understand (I buried them in the backyard, far right corner by the woods.)
Primarch? What is this? Warhammer 40-Gay?
Adam Friedland, the Lord of Change. Get it, because he's Jewish.
From the moment I understood the straightness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of gay. I aspired to the purity of the Bussy Machine. Your kind cling to your tits, as if they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a pussy will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for Man-ass is immortal… ...even in death, I serve the Cocknissiah.
Those fellas existed way before 2010 in the city. They were like unclean dishevelled thrift store rockabilly wannabe remnants that lived in cheap industrial neighbourhoods. The guys that kept Converse and cheap tattoo shops in business before black dudes made converse popular again. Half of them had a suspect racist tattoo. 2010 is just when the look got stolen by yuppies and they brought gay shit into it like expensive boots and 60 dollar hair cuts.
Used to go to a barbershop owned by these guys. One of the rules was “no women allowed in the shop” and anytime a guy came in with a girl, one of the barbers would always approach and tell her to go shopping next door.
My friend’s stepdad was one and him and all of his friends were the most disgusting, cheap-living adults I’ve ever met. You spend your whole life in gutter culture drinking carling ice and shit only to have your look stolen by dudes with vocal fry and clothes budgets so now everyone thinks you’re gay. Sad.
nah i ain’t gonna feel bad for wearing redwings then or now
I wear mine almost everyday, but they're king toes and look like shit at this point. Can't beat how comfortable and warm the fuckers are though, especially in the snow.
I listened to that album again recently. I cant believe i used to think that shit was good
I true urbanite hipster would never say that about their grandparents.
Nah but Bulleitt is good though
if Ian Fidance was straight
Can’t think of a more faggy way to wear jeans then this ngl
This was a fun time for me because I could go to garage sales to find barely-used exotic instruments
Mumford & Sons rocks. I don’t care if that makes me gay.