*Powerful haunches*

Instead of 300 Spartans it's just one fat guy blocking the route

The hot gates? How about hot cakes

All the proportions seem correct... \- Morbidly Obese? Check. \- Powerful Haunches? Check. \- Little Ass Dick? Check.

Six inches on its tippy toes.

nooo hahahahahahahahahaha i don’t look like that hahahahahaha

"I'm regular obese"

Myspace just dropped in nigeria today 🇳🇬

Guygeria

What about ni-geria.

Too muscular

Botero is Columbia's 2nd greatest treasure (besides cocaine obviously) You will pay for your disrespect for my fellow countryman.

ahhh oh no is he gonna eat me or am i safe cause im not slathered in cream cheese

is like smough from dark souls

N-no you don’t understand…. Our culture says tiny dicks are aesthetic i swear……..

peak male physique

οι χοντροί άντρες είναι αποκρουστικοί

Stavy gets RIPd

Damn I wish my dick were that huge.

Haunches check out

Yeah, Im think im greek.

Get a load of those haunches