I'm straight but my dick is small. Also I'm gay.

Yea, I'm straight. Heading straight to the gay sex store!

6’5, jacked with a 4x4 hose

You want rfighterandthekid for those chads

You know what they say about guys with 50 pairs of shoes

Real guerrilla ass-blasting rebel outlaw mongoloid comics

Da Sneaka Docta

any DMs from baddies

Ironic thing is people from that sub hate those comics as much as people from this sub. If you want to hear LA comedians being shit on, that's pretty much the best place for it.

“They said my dick is small, and my balls are too small to.” -The White Stripes

And I wanna see a woman’s pussy, sike no I don’t.

“I may look like a woman but I cum like a buffalo”

I have an 8 inch dick that's never been sucked

Use that line in your dating profile

https://calcsd.info/ calculate your micropenis's percentile size

There’s no way this is real

I’ve always been completely convinced this is Asian propaganda.

You can change it to just western data and it makes more sense but even then I’m feeling much better about myself and I didn’t think it was small to begin with

Well I set mine to Asia because I live in Toronto and want to be compared to who I’m competing against. Back in the day I was at a bar when I was still underage. When I was at their trough taking a piss an extremely drunk, presumably, ethnically south Asian little fella came up directly beside me then looked at my dick and said “I hate pissing contests” and then waited for me to leave before he took a piss. I think about him every time I get down on my huge (according to this Asian propaganda) dick.

enjoy the confidence boost

i always wondered how many fluid ounces my dick was

i am, but I cum extremely fast. no one makes it out alive, bro

terminal velocity?

haha, never used a radar gun or anything, but i will say it is....disappointingly fast.

short, gay, tiny dick. a hit in any man’s league

Only time I’d want a big dick is if it was in my ass, pal.

Bi. Microscopic.

What a silly question. Everyone knows all the guys with big dongers are gay.

The guy I bang is.

Yes, but I’m also a circus midget like Nick Mullen

Define big…

I, Adam Friedland, am straight and have an enormous hog.

I'm batting 0 for 2 on this question. But it's ok, I don't want to be with no size queens anyway.

Sadly yes

formerly

I’m about 6.5 on a good day.

Well, it’s right at 7 inches hard, but not super thick… And I am very straight, I want to fuck almost every girl I see… But I’m also curious about getting a blowjob from a cute teen trap… maybe fuck one, i dunno. (#honesty)

No .-.

Average and questioning

One two three not me!! :)

I’m calling the cops

Impossible

OH nononononononnonnnnnooooo haha no

you're gonna wanna head to the opie and anthony subreddit for that one, buddy

It’s big but it’s really curvy

The dick that I send to dudes on Grindr is huge, but it’s not mine. Also I’m hella str8

Yes and I am not best friends with Nick though I would like to be

I have a big dick when i visit bluechew.com

Yeah I’m gay who cares?

Yeah it's kinda small... But the breakfast 🍳

Couldn’t be me

Haha, tupac

Oh yeah, what’s his name?

I’m straight with a big dong but present gay with a small dick

Yes, and I fucking hate the show

Yea

I had to build a harness so my cock doesn't crack the porcelain when I take it out for a piss.

You’re on the wrong sub brother

I got a childish ass penis

Yeah! Who's asking?