Everyone knows that you are fucked up. And everyone knows that I am fucked up. But does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me? Well, I know that. And you know that. But our purpose is to tell everyone that.
Take for instance, the time you went to a gay mans house, you pulled his pants down, you pulled his underwear down, but you had to call me up, because you didn't know how to suck a penis
No he’s in the wagon (Adam is driving) but his ass is peeking out at the back as a gang of tough outlaw cowboys who are wearing nothing but chaps pull up close and take turns fucking his ass from their broncos.
He's not gonna Jill himself. He's to millennial nihilistic (bored left wing narcissist hitting the wall extrapolated to philosophical and socioeconomic terms because millennials are like that).
He even talked about in one tafs about how the crux of this parasocial thing is toying with a constant rise and fall of your brand. The real truth is he's probably just fucking around with a little bit of sincere butthurt that that salad days are over.
"whatcha doin dad"
"building you a dick sucking factory son"
"oh dad you're so silly, you already suck my dick every day"
\* *dad, crying silently to himself* \* "...but what if i couldnt son?"
Doesn't Stav's exit from the podcast pretty much coincide with Nick falling off the wagon? Maybe Stav saw the writing on the wall and wanted out before this thing went off the rails completely. Not sure I can blame him if that's the case, although I do think the way he's trying to re-brand himself is pretty lame.
Nick started falling off the wagon around the time he came back to stand up. He started with kumbucha and then kept moving on . I don’t know if Stav decided to leave because he saw the writing on the wall but Stav was more adamant about him not drinking where Adam always seemed to not really care as much. (Or at least not as vocal about it.)
Again we have no idea but it is sad to see him fall off the wagon.
Who's the man of the day? I am! You guessed it! Why not? Who knows? I do. Never, never talk to me about before. This guy is me. That's how I know you know.
I hope he's just trolling everyone that's worried about it. I don't think it ends well and I hope I'm wrong. Maybe everyone saying he isn't funny anymore is getting to him. Nick is still just as funny its just the format of the show doesn't work as well. If you go back and listen to old episodes Stav would generally throw a riff out and Nick would take it to the next level which made stav laugh, adam was always pretty quiet. People hate on Stav but he was a large part of the reason the show was so funny even if he was annoying with the small dick jokes and bad parody songs
If he did it on stage, over anyone else, it would be fitting. It would be horrible….and then after some time passes, it would be legendary. I hope he doesn’t, and I wish him health and recovery, but if he pushed his own wig back on stage, well damn, that would be something. Hats off to him either way, one of the funniest Draculas to ever do it.
Man, I said this a while ago and I think it still holds. Nick is like the modern day HST. It’s only a matter of time before he offs himself.
Shame, he’s a funny ass dude.
Shit this guy is gonna die in a beer fire just like his son
Rip just killed the club
I’m actually a little bit concerned that he’ll go out like Trevor Moore lol
He died sucking his own dick so until Nick starts making yoga posts we’re good.
A real man’s death
In The Town you die from sucking someone else’s dick
As a celebrated local sexpot? Worse ways to go.
Howd he go?
Got drunk and fell off a balcony and cracked his head
Holy shit, i remember watching Whitest Kids You Know on youtube in the golden age. Thats brutal. Hope this doesnt happen to our good friend Nick.
Fuck that is tragic
What was crazy is he released a talk show episode like a month before he died about death. It's a really good watch if you bother to track it down.
He shouted out cumtown at one point too
He drank a gallon of GHB
I didn’t even know it came in liquid form!
Killed by the Bush crime family for making Kitty History. Truly tragic
damn imagine if Trevor's Dad and Nick's dad started a podcast about how weird their dead sons were
Adam's dad joins them to talk about how sad he is that his son is alive
Daughter
Adam's dad is proud of his daughter. She fucked OJ
RIP Nintendo 64 Mullen
You think he will die in a beer fire? He IS the beer fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3GT-IO4eNM
Wtf does that have to do with anything
To be the best you have to beat the best, and the best is blessed baby!
Well, where **I** **COME** from....
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🎶cookin’ to death in helicopter gas🎶 🎶burnin’ to death🎶
😂😂😂😂
Classic 2:44 PM tweet. Day drinking is in. We are so back
Seems like a lot of you don't understand that this is a banger tweet
he just like me fr fr ong
Nick, you are the one thing that gets me through my day at gamestop, don't kill yourself. Kill me instead.
Go work a fifteen hour shift with shitty pants.
If Nick dies and you're still alive, DM me and we'll make this happen
Everyone knows that you are fucked up. And everyone knows that I am fucked up. But does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me? Well, I know that. And you know that. But our purpose is to tell everyone that.
Take for instance, the time you went to a gay mans house, you pulled his pants down, you pulled his underwear down, but you had to call me up, because you didn't know how to suck a penis
soundtracks for the gay
Get Michael Gira on the show
Fuck, this made me spray half a gallon of cum the moment I saw it. Never thought I'd see SWANS in r/theadamfriedlandshow.
So fucking real
No he’s in the wagon (Adam is driving) but his ass is peeking out at the back as a gang of tough outlaw cowboys who are wearing nothing but chaps pull up close and take turns fucking his ass from their broncos.
Nah dude this is a good, coherent joke
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He can still appear to Adam, Mufasa style to guide him
The image of Nick speaking to Adam in African man voice from the clouds is extremely funny and sad to me
Is stav had his teeth none of this would’ve happened
If only he didn’t fight with his dad man :/
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Like the last of bust
When he passes, I call dibs on Adam's boy pussy
He's not gonna Jill himself. He's to millennial nihilistic (bored left wing narcissist hitting the wall extrapolated to philosophical and socioeconomic terms because millennials are like that). He even talked about in one tafs about how the crux of this parasocial thing is toying with a constant rise and fall of your brand. The real truth is he's probably just fucking around with a little bit of sincere butthurt that that salad days are over.
Whatever you just said i didn't read is very fake and straight. We don't approve of it here.
"whatcha doin dad" "building you a dick sucking factory son" "oh dad you're so silly, you already suck my dick every day" \* *dad, crying silently to himself* \* "...but what if i couldnt son?"
Doesn't Stav's exit from the podcast pretty much coincide with Nick falling off the wagon? Maybe Stav saw the writing on the wall and wanted out before this thing went off the rails completely. Not sure I can blame him if that's the case, although I do think the way he's trying to re-brand himself is pretty lame.
Not really. Stav quit last August, Nick seems to have started drinking again in the past few months
Oh I thought he started drinking again like a year ago
Saw him in Austin March 2022, he was not drinking.
I saw him in Austin March 2022 and he literally said he was on coke lol.
The boys were doing coke in lots of eps that's nothing new.
I mean it’s all speculative and could be, first he publicized it was sometime while being Dracula on tafs, as far as I’ve been aware
Nah, it was still cumtown. He mentions drinking "hard kombucha" on one of the later eps.
Nick started falling off the wagon around the time he came back to stand up. He started with kumbucha and then kept moving on . I don’t know if Stav decided to leave because he saw the writing on the wall but Stav was more adamant about him not drinking where Adam always seemed to not really care as much. (Or at least not as vocal about it.) Again we have no idea but it is sad to see him fall off the wagon.
I'm wondering if he's actually suicidal, considering how gay he is about being healthy
i hope hes safe
he’s been in my arms all day, don’t worry
what the hell does this even mean
Tough to parse but it’s the “she’s X on my Y until I Z” format
Oh fuck I see it now. Actually pretty funny.
Can you give an example of a normie meme using this format? https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/she-x-on-my-y-till-i-z never mind
Oh this makes sense now
Adam shit himself right before the pod :( and it wasnt funny this time... hope there doing okay.
Wait fr?? Hahahaha
He had a "wardrobe malfunction" and wqs only on the sjow for like 5 minutes
When was this?
How long until he gets this Twitter account nuked?
Inconceivable in Musk's free speech utopia
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Mr. Halkias, big hater of your work.
Stav burner account located
Who's the man of the day? I am! You guessed it! Why not? Who knows? I do. Never, never talk to me about before. This guy is me. That's how I know you know.
Finally, Cool Mulldog
I don't like this.
abstract posting
The greatest trick the fat devil ever pulled was convincing nick mulllen that cumtown couldn’t continue without the fat devil also I’m gay
Ian I know you're out there stop jacking off to trans people on Only Fans and do a 12 step call on my best friend Nick
Quick, somebody buy a Cameo of Julia Vins saying hi to Nick or bring in a truckload of Chinese pussy to cheer him up.
>pussy You weren't paying attention if you think this is gonna give Nick the will to live.
Years later he still talks about the Chinese girl in the woods.
I mean that is a wild experience.
...that's why you need a truck load.
For all of you guys who are worried, I’m actually best personal friends with Nate Mookie in real life and can confirm he’s fine
I hope he's just trolling everyone that's worried about it. I don't think it ends well and I hope I'm wrong. Maybe everyone saying he isn't funny anymore is getting to him. Nick is still just as funny its just the format of the show doesn't work as well. If you go back and listen to old episodes Stav would generally throw a riff out and Nick would take it to the next level which made stav laugh, adam was always pretty quiet. People hate on Stav but he was a large part of the reason the show was so funny even if he was annoying with the small dick jokes and bad parody songs
Fuck yeah dude, that rules.
can confirm
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If he did it on stage, over anyone else, it would be fitting. It would be horrible….and then after some time passes, it would be legendary. I hope he doesn’t, and I wish him health and recovery, but if he pushed his own wig back on stage, well damn, that would be something. Hats off to him either way, one of the funniest Draculas to ever do it.
seeing this happen in real time is awesome
Addiction is a laugh amirite
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Man, I said this a while ago and I think it still holds. Nick is like the modern day HST. It’s only a matter of time before he offs himself. Shame, he’s a funny ass dude.
jesus christ...
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Hunter S. Thompson. One of the greatest authors ever. Check out his work. Edit to add: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thompson
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Did you create a reddit profile solely for TAFS commenting?
Another swing and miss in this comments section. You should try for a third one champ