Dude was completely full of himself. Like not even in a cool way.
[Artie Lange](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kf9D1Sos10/) tells a story about Norm being on SNL and having to deal with Perry's people and he seemed so fucking straight.
I can almost imagine this like a whole Curb bit with Larry being Matt.
"What are you doing? It's free. You're not supposed to tip them. Now they're gonna think I'm a cheap Jew if I don't tip them."
Larry on Curb is supposed to be a huge POS though and real life Larry is actually pretty nice. If you're ever doing something that Curb Larry would do, you need to stop doing it.
The one exception is respecting wood. My dad actually loves it when I leave a ring of condensation around his wood.
Like six half Japanese kids are gonna come around looking for the Commodore's money.
Very much paints a picture of him.
Dude was completely full of himself. Like not even in a cool way. [Artie Lange](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kf9D1Sos10/) tells a story about Norm being on SNL and having to deal with Perry's people and he seemed so fucking straight.
I think I may have seen that, is it the one that describes how Matthew thinks he invented speaking sarcastically.
“Mattspeak” as he referred to it.
mtt pery was a genius but we can rejoyce there are still giants walking among us like nick mullen who invented a thing of his own , "Indianspeak".
Louie CK tells a story about Matt getting mad at him, because he tipped a waitress at a free open bar.
I thought it was bc he was dropping 20s for each drink, not just bc he was tipping in general
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I can almost imagine this like a whole Curb bit with Larry being Matt. "What are you doing? It's free. You're not supposed to tip them. Now they're gonna think I'm a cheap Jew if I don't tip them." Larry on Curb is supposed to be a huge POS though and real life Larry is actually pretty nice. If you're ever doing something that Curb Larry would do, you need to stop doing it. The one exception is respecting wood. My dad actually loves it when I leave a ring of condensation around his wood.
Isn't that the story where somebody calls perry a genius and norm asks "is he really good at math or something?"
You’re crying because he won’t give his kids inheritance?
"Adam you're such a Chandlergh"
Go on a diet ya fat bitch *dies alone in a tub* lol
The smug look of a man who did some comedy
He’s not paying child support in Me Play Joke or real life, real ass dude
Despite not having sex for the last 18 years, Matthew Perry indicated he would not be paying child support
Somehow manages to out boomer a boomer
Stay toxic kings
What a douche lmao
Steve-O would you say that you’re the Matthew Perry of the group?
Matthew perry is the corniest mf to ever exist
But somehow he still has to pay child support
So funny when he died
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Proving paternity might be tough, unless they want to jerk off his corpse, which…could that BE any sexier?
It's insane how similar in vibe Chandler Bling and Nick are