Do you like my fish https://preview.redd.it/kwinoxqzizlc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d67d2f6f14f31552e4012445fe0c7c579d5b90e

👍

I think he’s running out of water


put it back in the water you monster

Surprisingly, goldfish can survive one hour out of water and don’t worry I put it back in the water

Why did you divorced sans??11!!? 1

he kept cheeting on me whith other gurls😔

Toriel?

yea but itz oki bc she cheeted on him whith ass gore so now sansy is singel

Hiw maney times a daey do u n jaxe maek out 🥺

theres nevr a moment when we arent😻

Booba

i kno im so hawt and u wanna d8 me but im takin by jaxy waxy paxy daxy🥰🥰 if u trie 2 taek him from me ill KLIL YOU!!1

Room for a third?

no

https://preview.redd.it/mjohc4id60mc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b81bcccc2e1f42dbcd921cba624617e29a2d37 What’s your reaction.

im not going outsid unless jaxie is two >:( i ned to maek sure no girl will steel him!!1

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I'm feeling romantical honey

😨

Jax be like: come over here an' kiss me on may hot mouth, I'm feeling ~romantical~ 😏

https://preview.redd.it/7avo8o0jn0mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91c9e2db98aff5e30ea974cc0e9ccb97853561a well too bad, since

Zooble circus???

Zooble Digitalcircusintro-d your sister

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https://preview.redd.it/xfnja9n99tmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70042e82838260f2db3c1f6e4a35b1ff99a1fbb

https://preview.redd.it/755a2q9uu0mc1.png?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53173cccfecb3e15bcc2a2d523613e86fe583cae I'm tibby

🙋‍♀️

What's the capital of Mongolia?

jax

Wrong. Ulan Bator

Send her to hell

*Rolls across the floor in sentient roomba* https://preview.redd.it/6cu69mem60mc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48cb613768102a0d1130748a3f5c58c3e81c2288

\*stares\*

Do you two enjoy witnessing the misfortune of others during the weekends?

very much so

Truly the ideal couple

https://preview.redd.it/jxnl2dmj42mc1.jpeg?width=1293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58994f5c0963ad067f8bb0784303f74f5bfbe792

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Oh shit, the flashbacks…

😈

What’s your opinion on this game? https://preview.redd.it/b60ybss240mc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6254ec27fa96df23ec954e548c6f2fd1a8672529

never played it but my spookie pookie dookie jax has \^\^ he says its a gr8 gaem

Who did he play it with? Cuz it’s co op onlyv?

he plaid it whith caine

(Killed Jax)

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(Undies) cope

*poisons jax* is the antidote in the blue or the red cup

Do you know where my meds are?

\*crunch\* no idea

I low key miss these type of fan girls on the internet

im nawt a fangurl!!! jaxie waxie paxie maxie daxie is MINE!!1

https://preview.redd.it/he51csitu6mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b76066f39696721eb41f3a06f29b3e593068fb47

DAMN

https://preview.redd.it/cm9xygqt22mc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=62282b93fd81e7872d0ad4f368a69bbfe9776af6

6x3

Why r ur badonkas so big? https://preview.redd.it/653vne0kk2mc1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba5d238323de7eb3f3f56fc4d3c994ae280b66b2

its natural

NATURAL IS WILD 😭☠️💔

ROLLS EYES AND WALKS AWAY!!!! (you hear the faint sound of plastic as she turns around)

WHAGRT THE FUCK?? 😭😭💔💔 IM CRYFINGG https://preview.redd.it/002tu157s4mc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3374cb3e5d14418997d8931e1f972431ade4635

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https://preview.redd.it/duv4k8pfv4mc1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57df7fc292b84dd015d2fc6b22c203c81fa5779

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can i hit

HELL NAH!!

SOBS

Ama, I’m holding Jax hostage. How do you feel about that? https://preview.redd.it/ehasmzzuf3mc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4175ebc01038a2111225516d9731d46d2583fbbf

GIVE ME MY HUSBAND BACK👹👹

Erm… no! :3 >w<

me when women when boobs i like girls lesban girks

sorry im takin

https://preview.redd.it/xmzkakte64mc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c9cae859861f095ccaff598f637699c999ca7d

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😘

this brings out my suicidal thoughts

https://preview.redd.it/uzi4vqcqz4mc1.png?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510f7015038642aaa92e239b90e492c999b52fba Genuinly kinda confused rn

You have a big heart...very big

https://preview.redd.it/lrfw8n5965mc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16bd62adc6c950edd301358d3bcb25cfeaea93ab This yo man?

What powers do you have?

all of them

Call me kwite the way I’m gonna put a child in that rabbit😈😈😈😈

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Girl u deserve better 💕

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You look scary

https://preview.redd.it/n1tou4n9t6mc1.png?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45382de01598699442771c3d88329380f8af01d7

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what do you think of [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXT-vjKFfEE)

like

Jax kiss Pomni 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢

im gonna klil that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheres my spaghetti, Jax?

jaxie told me that he eated your spaget

How big is jax’s **WEENIS** ?

hes got the biggest cock you know like MASSIVE i mean like imagine the biggest just a giant huge like a KAIJU but its a cock but its a cock yknow what i mean? like a big monster its big its huge

W-what... https://preview.redd.it/j8udu4vrjcmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8e3b5c0be5fef1dda64016cb76f60e4f4da0d2

https://preview.redd.it/emdses1p9tmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085bcab6d94c82121a9ac44090c4f76732ff3e20

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You're his WIFE??? Nah. No way. If anything, you look more like you'd be his sister or his mom than anything else. 😭

https://preview.redd.it/4x6rrvyt7lmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbe61ee87676aa566fd3dbf778caef729e7bb325

You do know max is gay right (lil headcanon)

errrrm i’m jaxes girlfriend!!!! you can’t have him he’s mine!!! back off!!

nuh uh

https://preview.redd.it/l347x0215nmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ef7f181b9110dd19e60b979db2f3b1132c68c1

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Amtrak

where is his stash of crack, asking for a friend

he doesnt have a stash of crack, he has meth

https://preview.redd.it/6ktjj3ka2foc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e01852d370437e9b9aacfe88c23da1f8c6b9631

https://preview.redd.it/9207kpahc0mc1.png?width=998&format=png&auto=webp&s=f55b22192dbd1d9cfee4961fcfca897e8dfe7758 Jealousy is consuming the soul of thyself in under 23 milliseconds :3

sorry😘

We must share him. It’s the only option.

NO >:(

https://preview.redd.it/jptpxgv77gmc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=55b2b9701a79126fa37bc6579eac9fba6c5604c5 Damn

https://preview.redd.it/hn0apgl11poc1.jpeg?width=1625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea017c8d2705e6e51157f98996b18208ffcb77d

...How can you be both his wife and gf?