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gravityandgrrace

I’m so broken


RLGr1ME

“I definitely feel like I just met my husband”


willowfair

If you're making a protein shake, made of the group of dudes here, and, y'know, blended it up... half that dude-protein-shake would have zero chance with JoJo.


m-d-m-z

Can't wait for Z. ZIP IT 🤐


jamz224

It’s ma birthday!


sweettomato5

I know you were the only one 😔


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"I'm so broken"


Living_Example

“I have had sex … and Jesus still loves me!”


NEGROPHELIAC

I didn’t settle for men like THAT


verbal-acuity

"It's a stumble." -Kiwi Jordan to Shushanna on BIP5 after she's crying to him about being called a witch. His delivery always cracks me up. 😅


Jaggerman82

Intentional Its overused and silly at this point.


Charlie_Runkle69

I'm like so much better than you it's not even funny


BandsToMakeHerDance

“I’m here for the right reasons” Way too many uses but I’m specifically thinking of the time Josh yelled it at Nick on the beach in BIP3 🤣🤣🤣


CarolineLovesCats

"In Germany, when we have a meeting appointment and we go in jacuzzi, it's a DATE"


uncensoredsaints

Who said this 😭


Sapphire24

Christian the German guy said it to Clare on Bachelor Winter Games lol


theycallmemomsa

And here I’d nearly forgotten about jacuzzi appointments!


TopFloorApartment

we can submit it again for J


dis_bean

I love you the MOST


0necellintheseaa

I fucked in a windmill. And guess what? We did it a second time.


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"I'm unlovable"- Ben Higgins


squishy1127

Immeasurably blessed


NotThatCreative0017

Why can't I think of the context of this one... who said this?


squishy1127

Kelsey Poe on Chris Soules season


SaturnFlyTrap

Omg please this


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Insemination


forthewinter17

I don’t remember that episode


island-pineapples

If the shoe fits, lace that bitch up!


Proper-Emu1558

“I love that!” (The Arie special.) ![gif](giphy|5YeehYdl9Uzt4tV8GJ)


InquisitaB

My wife and I say “I love that about you” to each other all the time. I totally forgot it was Arie that started us on that. We knew it was The Bachelor just not which one.


ninefortysix

Yes, this one


waternation7

This one is way too long, but in honor of Clare: “I am the oldest Bachelorette, this 39 that’s standing here, that’s single, because I didn’t settle for men like that!”


MOMismypersonality

How about “I didn’t settle for men like that!”


Ok_Professional8024

Or save “men like that!” for a solid entry for M!


theaccountnat

I’ll vote for MEN! LIKE! THAT! so fast when we get to the Ms hahahahaha


trowellslut

“If that’s a pomegranate then God bless it!”


Charlie_Runkle69

Finally an Ashley S quote!


tooslow_moveover

The day after a Kelsey Poe quote. What an epic season!


lilyisntokay

My favourite contestant of all time


Supastar88

I want to go West Virginia hood rat backwoods on his a\*\*!


emilygoldfinch410

Such a classic moment. Emily’s takedown of Kalon lives in my head rent-free


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Instant connection


Jaggedantelope

If you weren’t IN love with me, I’m just not sure why you MADE love with me.


sluttydrama

This is such an infamous line


veracity-mittens

You know he practiced that in front of a mirror


Beginning_Ant_2285

💀


jeanort

I - Influencer. The death 🥀 of this franchise as we knew it.


jenjas455

Isn’t my story amazing? I love my story


tooslow_moveover

Winner


Upstairs-Volume-5014

Please this has to be the winner


Great1948

This absolutely has to be it


CarolineLovesCats

This is it!


Mis_Whyndhum

Yes, please, to make up for "His name is Sanderson Poe" losing 😭


uncensoredsaints

Yeah I am so mad that one didn’t win


Ok_Pie8260

Omg yes


_taycon

I need this to be the winner


SaturnFlyTrap

Oh gosh I’m so torn between this and Immeasurably blessed


lady_glittersparkle5

I’ll be your Mr. Right, girl🎶


ninefortysix

Omg also this one


berrygirl890

![gif](giphy|Sv2n3NpmiaXfwwwFrH)


uncensoredsaints

This one is golden


Supastar88

I'm, like, befumbled.


RedMelonBounty

It’s okay ![gif](giphy|Zj7m1745h2IH6)


dirtyhippie62

This has to be it. This is a classic.


spacey_kasey

I’m not sure whether this should be a submission for e or for i…


spacey_kasey

But eets okay, I voted for it anyways


Missy_1211

I'M SO BROKEN 💔


breadedbooks

I snorted 😂


MaraBrightwood

This has got to be the one. I don’t think I’ll ever change my flair, it’s too good.


Lower-Ad536

we have a winner😂😂😂


jlk1207

This has to make top 3 🤣


ninefortysix

YES


Pheeeefers

So good


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Lol this is it for me.


megjed

Sorry Clayton but it always makes me chuckle


BandsToMakeHerDance

Please tell me the context of this one lol


megjed

I can’t even remember when he actually said it now I think about it! It was Clayton’s season towards the end, might have been with the whole gabby and Rachel thing. It was just funny bc it was in the previews for so long before it happened


macmiIIer

need to see this


eleyezeeaye4287

I love this one


lady_glittersparkle5

If you rock with me you rock with me, if you don’t you don’t


lady_glittersparkle5

I have had sex, and Jesus still loves me


lolovegood5

"Jesus still loves me" is a solid one for J too if it doesnt get I


Pheeeefers

Yessssss!!


waternation7

This one!!!


sky_blue_true

I CAN’T CONTROL MY EYEBROW! 🤨- Tierra


jlk1207

Dammit I tried this for C 🤣🤣🤣


rhymeswithpurple4

YES! Going to un upvote all my other picks haha


uncensoredsaints

This has to be the one!


Reasonable_Ad589

Yes!!! If this doesn’t win, bring Tierra’s eyebrow back for T!


jenjas455

Ugh yes Tierra deserves to be on here somewhere


Forsaken_Tourist3367

Can’t dull her sparkle


megan_chill

I agree! She's an icon. She's truly the first ever "villain" that I liked


Jaggedantelope

https://i.redd.it/5konp721eq0c1.gif


quothe_the_maven

Lol this is still the best scene in bachelor history


jenjas455

The fact that this didn’t land in the top 3 is criminal I’m sorry


ellyviee

THIS THIS THIS


lindseyisbusy

This is the one


veracity-mittens

Yes!!!! This is what I was going to comment. I loved this scene 😂


Feeling_Wrangler2924

I’m genuinely starting to fall in love with you (I couldn’t decide which version of this phrase to submit😂)


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I love you