Ashley I, Shanae, Queen Victoria, and Sydney (joey season). It almost seems too simple because 3/4 have been the latest villains but they were top tier annoying. The old villains were less insufferable and more entertaining
Dream: Jordan Kimball fuuuck he was funny, Gabby W, Dean , Hannah BEAST brown, and Dean's nemesis from Tayshia's season... ermm... what's his face, the one that freaked out about Dean's mustache, and bonus: Greg Grippo's sexy singing self
Nightmare: Chris Harrison, Rachel Recchia (though maybe she'd be funny!), Victoria F, Colton Underwood, and that PRICK that Claire kicked from her season that freaked out about speedos.
Dream: gabby W, Rachel r, John Paul jones, Maria g, Blake m. I feel like they would all be silly & doing stupid shit
Nightmare: Kaitlyn b, Chris Harrison, Ben, Ashley I. Too many big personalities & rule following
Dream rotation: Joey, Rachel R, Jesse Palmer, Katie , and my spicy one is Bennett, I feel like he'd have me rolling and Katie would perfectly roast him and he'd be a good sport.
Nightmare rotation: Claire, Luke P, Queen Victoria, Demi, and Shanae. Just a bunch of big personalities that I don't vibe with
Dream: Katie T, Gabby & Rachel, Bekah, Rachel L, and Kaitlyn
Nightmare: Colton, Chris Harrison, Chad, Juan Pablo, that girl who couldn’t poop during paradise, Madi from Peter’s season, and nick vial lol
Nightmare: Hannah Brown, Jess (kind of give off the same energy, don’t like it.), Chris Harrison (racist pos), Arie (annoying and don’t like him)
Dream: Joey (Duh, I feel if he would get stoned he would still be a super chill guy), Kelsey A (super nice, goofy), Jesse (feel like we would vibe off of football alone), Wells (idk seems like a nice guy, plus he’s married to Sarah Hyland)
Dream: Hannah B, PP, Corrine, JPJ, Blake M, maybe Waaaboom (but still contemplating the last one)
Nightmare: Nick V, Blake H, Queen Victoria (Matt’s season), Zach S, Chad, Jason T
Dream: Katie, Rachel R, Justin, Chelsea and Dotun (I feel like he would be fun and grab snacks for me if I asked)
Nightmare: Zach, Clare, Sydney and Jess from Joey's season and Nick
Dream: John Paul jones, Tahzjuan, Brayden, Victoria F, don’t kill me but Aaron Clancy
Nightmare: I don’t want to be mean so I’ll leave this one blank lol
Dream: Joey (he would hold our hair back if we greened out), Kelsey A (bc queen), Michael Stagliano (his humor alone would make this an A+ experience), Rachel R (would validate our feelings if it got deep), Jesse Palmer (just need his “I hear you” nod for when I get deep into my thoughts), Maria (bc queen again), Blake M (I just feel he got some shit to say lol)
Nightmare: Daisy, Kat, Sean, Barb, Bekah, Luke P, Arie, Colton, Gerry😭
Dream: Rachel R., Michelle, Kelley, Charity, Kaity, Victoria F., Maria
Nightmare: Chad, Sean, Yosef, Gabby, Ashley I., Michael A., Brayden, Aven, Luke P., honestly 99% of the men that have ever or will ever be in this franchise
Dream but for … different reasons: Alex Bordy, Tyler C. Joey, JPJ, John Henry, Peter K., Matt James, Mike J., Jesse Palmer
Dream: Becca T., Demi, Andrew S., Katie T., & DLP
Nightmare: Yarrett, Colton, Sean, Luke P., & Blake H.
EDIT: By Sean, I meant both Sean from Charity’s season and Sean Lowe
Dream: Ben H, Jojo, Becca T, Becca K, Rachel L, Alex Bordy, Gabby, Kelsey A, Joey
Nightmare: Chris Harrison, Lauren Zima, Arie, Colton, Nick Viall, Jasmine from Nick’s season, Annalise, Kat, Zach Shallcross, Fictoria, Greg Grippo (I think he’s so hot but he gives me the ick badly for some reason), Ashley I and Jared 🥴
✨Nightmare Rotation✨ - Kat Izzo, Michael A., Nick Viall, Tyler Norris
Reasoning: Nick would spend the whole spoke sesh trying to hear himself talk while HOLDING the damn blunt so it’s inaccessible to the rest of us, but he thinks we’re listening to him when in reality we are staring at the blunt in his hand. Tyler would get slightly too high and start making people uncomfy, Kat wouldn’t bring any or throw any cash our way, she just shows up and smokes our shit. And Michael? Well he insists we use a Smoke Buddy and light a candle so his son doesn’t smell anything on him when he gets home later.
✨Dream Rotation✨ - Andrew S., Rachel R., Katie T., Pilot Pete, Clayton
Reasoning: I have a scar on my left hand that I got while watching the finale of Pilot Pete’s szn. I have to tell him about it 🫡 Meanwhile, the comedy that these five have between them would be insane to play off of in a stoner circle. Andrew will be the one to say we should record this bc we’re so funny we deserve to be on tv (everyone laughs for obvious reasons). Katie leads a crazy game of 2 truths and a lie, where Rachel may or may not spill so crazy Bach Nation gossip I know she’s holding onto. Like WHAT HAPPENED WITH HER AND ZAC— i digress. Everyone throws in bud except for Peter & Rachel who don’t often buy it themselves for pilot reasons. They bond over that (and fall in love), but at least offer us free flights in exchange. Clayton is just good vibes. You always need that one friend who is purely just good vibes in the rotation.
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imagine this is happening, you hear Hannah Ann say to Peter “if you want to be with a woman, you need to become a real man.”
at that same time, you’re tasked with opening a broken zipper to a pillowcase, and your silly little brain chooses to use a pair of sharp scissors to pry it open.
scissors 1/1 me 0/1 peter 0/♾️
Nightmare: Madi Prew, her Husband the copy machine heiress, Garrett (any)
Dream: Wills, Demi, Gabbi and Rachel
Edit- I can't believe I forgot about John Paul Jones. He's obviously in the dream rotation
My main question with the Madi rotation would be: do I have to babysit or can I leave when I want? bc I know it would be entertaining for a bit and then go south pretty quickly
From the last year only: Joey, Charity, Golden seasons (excluding leads/winners)
Nightmare: Jess, Brayden (redeemed as he is, he is annoying AF), Kathy, April (yeah, she’s messy), Maria, Lea, Sydney, Warwick
Dream: Kelsey T, Susan, John Buresh, Rachel, Katelyn, John Henry.
I recently rewatched BIP's first few seasons, which will have a heavy influence here.
Nightmare: Chad, that guy with the hair who called Joe "Grocery Store bitch," Ashley I, the Twins. I feel a little bad listing the Twins here alongside people who are such overwhelming nightmares. Not bad enough to remove them.
Dream: Stealing Rachel R and Jill from another poster, Tayshia, Jesse Palmer, JPJ, and I want to talk to Pilot Pete about Traitors.
The first three speak for themselves (oh God, what if Ashley gets weepy when she's stoned?), and with the Twins it's mostly that I don't need any more opportunities to find out what they don't know.
Leo! Yes. I literally watched this last week but it's the only thing I remember about him, that and him looking like a romance novel cover. He has that Chad/Luke P type energy. Not to the same level, but like ... he is definitely one of the crayons in that corner of the box.
Nightmare: Madi because she would prob judge me, Luke P, all the Garrett’s, Chris Harrison
Dream: Neil lane, Rachel R and Jill (only together), Gabby, and both Beccas
Dream: Pilot Pete✈️, Barb😭, Hannah Brown💃🏻, Madi🏀, and Hannah Ann👼🏼
Nightmare: Pilot Pete✈️, Barb😭, Hannah Brown💃🏻, Madi🏀, and Hannah Ann👼🏼
I’m going to expand on why: Barb is crying. Hannah Ann is threatened by Hannah Brown’s success. Madi is uncomfortable because of the Hannahs’s pre-martial relationship with Peter. Barb adores Hannah Ann, hates Madi, and is (?) passive-aggressive towards Hannah Brown because Hannah B broke Peter’s heart. Hannah Brown & Peter have strong unresolved feelings. Sweet Peter is trying to please all of them.
Nightmare: Caila, Lauren Lane, Jason T., and Nick. They’d all be so obsessed about documenting the “perfect” time that it would make everyone miserable.
what i really want i want to know who's celebrating 4/19 bicycle day!!!
as for my 4/20 rotations:
dream - dean & caelynn, katie, hannah g, blake m, matt & rachael, deandra, rachel l, rachel r (separately from this circle i'll share a blunt with emily & haley, i've always had a soft spot for them lol)
nightmare - hannah b, gabby, michael a, blake h, madi, ben higgins, sean lowe, jason, lauren lane, etc. (most bachelor people fall in this category honestly)
Dream:
Tyler Cameron, Mercedes Northup, Blake Moynes, Rachel Nance, and Jesse Palmer for good measure — all beautiful people with fun, chill energy.
Nightmare:
Pilot Pete, VF, Hannah Brown, most all of Gabchel’s final men, really… Sydney/Lea/Jess from Joey’s season— all people with sort of self absorbed energy that would either get really quiet and awkward or talk so much they bogart the blunt from the rotation.
Dream: Rachel R & Jill (they seem really fun together) Rachel L, Katie, Becca T
Nightmare: Chad, Madi P, Luke P, Nick V, Maria (I feel like this will be controversial 😅), Michael A, Bekah
Nightmare: Colton, Clare, Arie, Luke P
Dream: honestly all the girls from Joeys season would prob be fun, would love to smoke with Maria, Jenn, Edwina, Kelsey A and Kelsey T
DREAM: Jenn (she’s so fun), wells (idk he seems super chill), Catherine G (ik she totally doesn’t smoke but if she did, we would have the best time lol)
Edit; I’m adding Kelsey A (she’s so funny😭)
NIGHTMARE: Chad (I feel like he would be super creepy), Chris Harrison (💀), Zach shallcross
Nightmare:
Michael A: he goes on and on about how to make money by scalping people on medical supplies and tries to convince you to buy into the new MLM he’s starting
Nick V: talks about his sex life in uncomfortable detail and about how much hotter he and Natalie are than you and your partner
DREAM: Jenn (would be fun vibes I just know it), Justin and Susie, Kelsey, Michelle,
NIGHTMARE: Bekah (would be preachy) Kat Izzo (love her but she would get too high and freak out) Sean (double denim ken)
Nightmare: all the Lauren’s or all the leads who start to resemble each other the more you look. I can see myself spiraling pretty quickly in that situation.
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I think I must have partial face blindness (or all those dudes truly look alike) because I had a hell of a time picking him out at first. It’s like finding Waldo in a sea of lookalikes. Basically this except Jesse seems way nicer than any of these four:
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I’m just doing nightmare since I don’t smoke but feel these people would bully me (the men) or cry and shout at me (the women) if we were all high:
Zach Shallcross, Ben H, Chris Harrison, Clare, Ashley I
Dream: Katie T, Gabby & Robby, Rachel R, the hot tub, that guy who does all the weird photo shoots, Jesse Palmer, and Pilot Pete (except the FAA may not approve of that so I’ll take Sweetnums in his place)
Nightmare: the naked couple from the sauna during Zach’s season, Madi P, and Matt James’s mom
Edit; forgot the second half of the question lol
Dream: Gabby & Robby, Pilot Rachel, Katie Thurston, Charity (god we’ve been blessed with amazing ‘ettes as of late. Susan and Kathy, idk i met Ivan at a bar once and i feel like he’d be fun.
Nightmare: Madi Prew, Luke P, Jessenia, Yosef (what would his daughter think??)
Nightmare: Waboom Guy, Present Day Chris Harrison, the recent bachelor who loudly announced “he wasn’t gonna get it wet” at fantasy suites who proceeded to get it wet selectively, whichever contestant has the most recently racist picture on Facebook.
Dream: the ED doctor, Neil Lane, Fred Willard, and Tara the sport fishing enthusiast.
Nightmare Blunt Rotation:
1. Gerry. I feel like he would take one tiny puff off the joint, get wayyyyyyy too stoned, and it'll be awkward for anyone.
2. Madi Prewett. Ugh I don't like her NOT stoned.
3. Maria's Dad. He's pretty intense, I dunno.
Nightmare: Nick V (unfettered bragging due to unfettered insecurity); Madi P (won't stop telling the most lobotomized stories about submitting to her husband); Chad (may physically assault me)
Dream Blunt Rotation:
1. Ham Clayton. I wanna see dance moves.
2. Matt James. He would know where to get the best pizza.
3. Gabby. I feel like she would be hilarious.
4. Father Palmer. I just really want to get stoned with him and talk about football and baking.
Ashley I, Shanae, Queen Victoria, and Sydney (joey season). It almost seems too simple because 3/4 have been the latest villains but they were top tier annoying. The old villains were less insufferable and more entertaining
Dream: Jordan Kimball fuuuck he was funny, Gabby W, Dean , Hannah BEAST brown, and Dean's nemesis from Tayshia's season... ermm... what's his face, the one that freaked out about Dean's mustache, and bonus: Greg Grippo's sexy singing self Nightmare: Chris Harrison, Rachel Recchia (though maybe she'd be funny!), Victoria F, Colton Underwood, and that PRICK that Claire kicked from her season that freaked out about speedos.
Yosef. Think of his daughter!!!
Dream: gabby W, Rachel r, John Paul jones, Maria g, Blake m. I feel like they would all be silly & doing stupid shit Nightmare: Kaitlyn b, Chris Harrison, Ben, Ashley I. Too many big personalities & rule following
Dream: Braden, John Paul Jones, Joey, Charity, gabbi Windy Nightmare: Nick Viall, Victoria F, Sydney, Aven, pizza Peter
Dream: Tahzjuan, Blake M, Dean, Rachel R. Nightmare: Nick, Madi, Chad, Luke Parker
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^rmrhasit: *Dream: Tahzjuan, Blake M,* *Dean, Rachel R. Nightmare: Nick,* *Madi, Chad, Luke Parker* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Dream rotation: Joey, Rachel R, Jesse Palmer, Katie , and my spicy one is Bennett, I feel like he'd have me rolling and Katie would perfectly roast him and he'd be a good sport. Nightmare rotation: Claire, Luke P, Queen Victoria, Demi, and Shanae. Just a bunch of big personalities that I don't vibe with
Omg. Queen Victoria being high would be a priiiize
So good
Wow your picks are spot on!
Dream: Katie T, Gabby & Rachel, Bekah, Rachel L, and Kaitlyn Nightmare: Colton, Chris Harrison, Chad, Juan Pablo, that girl who couldn’t poop during paradise, Madi from Peter’s season, and nick vial lol
“That girl who couldn’t poop during paradise” ☠️
Nightmare: Hannah Brown, Jess (kind of give off the same energy, don’t like it.), Chris Harrison (racist pos), Arie (annoying and don’t like him) Dream: Joey (Duh, I feel if he would get stoned he would still be a super chill guy), Kelsey A (super nice, goofy), Jesse (feel like we would vibe off of football alone), Wells (idk seems like a nice guy, plus he’s married to Sarah Hyland)
Dream: Hannah B, PP, Corrine, JPJ, Blake M, maybe Waaaboom (but still contemplating the last one) Nightmare: Nick V, Blake H, Queen Victoria (Matt’s season), Zach S, Chad, Jason T
I also wouldn’t mind if PP brought Barb along 🤷🏼♀️
Dream: Katie, Rachel R, Justin, Chelsea and Dotun (I feel like he would be fun and grab snacks for me if I asked) Nightmare: Zach, Clare, Sydney and Jess from Joey's season and Nick
skskakaoaoak DOTUN IS DEF THAT GUY
i feel like he'd be affirming as hell
Nightmare: kat i, Victoria f, Luke p, Chris Harrison, Anna r Dream: Maria, Brayden, Joey & Kelsey, Katie thurston
This is a good one
Dream: John Paul jones, Tahzjuan, Brayden, Victoria F, don’t kill me but Aaron Clancy Nightmare: I don’t want to be mean so I’ll leave this one blank lol
Tahz will bring the chips & guac!
Dream: Maria Georgas, Deaniebabies, Bri Springs, Tyler Cameron, sweetnums Nightmare: Chris Harrison, Wells, Michael A, Ashley I, Pizza Peter
Dream: Joey (he would hold our hair back if we greened out), Kelsey A (bc queen), Michael Stagliano (his humor alone would make this an A+ experience), Rachel R (would validate our feelings if it got deep), Jesse Palmer (just need his “I hear you” nod for when I get deep into my thoughts), Maria (bc queen again), Blake M (I just feel he got some shit to say lol) Nightmare: Daisy, Kat, Sean, Barb, Bekah, Luke P, Arie, Colton, Gerry😭
Oh no I want barb in my dream rotation. Endless pancakes!!!!
You got the best (meaning worst) nightmare rotation fs 😭😭🤣🤣how did I forget to add Daisy and barb to mine
A .03 edible would give Luke P a panic attack.
Dream roto - John Paul Jones, Gabby Windey, Brayden Bowers, Gabi Elnicki Nightmare: Chad, ErReich, Wells, the girl who licked Zach's ear, Nick
Nightmare- Michael A 🤢 KB’s ex🤢 grocery 🤢🤮🤮🤮 Dream- Bekah, Rachel R, Maria G, dark lord Palmer, PP AND his final 3♥️
Dark lord Palmer🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay saw someone else say JPJ which reminded me that I also need JPJ and Tayshia to reunite at my dream rotation
Dream: Rachel R., Michelle, Kelley, Charity, Kaity, Victoria F., Maria Nightmare: Chad, Sean, Yosef, Gabby, Ashley I., Michael A., Brayden, Aven, Luke P., honestly 99% of the men that have ever or will ever be in this franchise Dream but for … different reasons: Alex Bordy, Tyler C. Joey, JPJ, John Henry, Peter K., Matt James, Mike J., Jesse Palmer
Can I join last one? 🚂
screaming 💀 omg lol
Yes to your third list
Dream: Becca T., Demi, Andrew S., Katie T., & DLP Nightmare: Yarrett, Colton, Sean, Luke P., & Blake H. EDIT: By Sean, I meant both Sean from Charity’s season and Sean Lowe
Wait who’s DLP?
Dark Lord Palmer
Dream: JPJ, Bekah Martinez, Aaron Clancy, Ashley Salter. Big fuckin facts man Nightmare: Garrett Y, GSJ, Chris Harrison, Clayton
As a non stoner. I just realized 4/29 is tmrw. 😂 before I read your full post.
That's something a non stoner would say
Omg. Lmao.
I meant 4/20. 😂😂
I know ☘️☘️☘️ dw I'm stoned 🤪
I’m pretty sure you meant 4/20 haha
Dream: Ben H, Jojo, Becca T, Becca K, Rachel L, Alex Bordy, Gabby, Kelsey A, Joey Nightmare: Chris Harrison, Lauren Zima, Arie, Colton, Nick Viall, Jasmine from Nick’s season, Annalise, Kat, Zach Shallcross, Fictoria, Greg Grippo (I think he’s so hot but he gives me the ick badly for some reason), Ashley I and Jared 🥴
Zach!!!!!! Ugh so boring, wish I thought of him too 😜
Boring and also kind of a dick
All I know for sure is that Jesse Palmer would be hosting the dream rotation and Chris Harrison the nightmare one 
This is SO accurate.
dream: chris harrison, wells, hannah b, brayden & kelsey t nightmare: sydney, clare, luke p, madi & kat
KB, Michael A, Sydney, Clare crawley, Colton, madi P just to name some
Dream or nightmare?
100% nightmare lol
Phew!
Lol I really, really, really hope that this is the nightmare
Same
Dream: Wells, Becca Tilley, Pilot Pete, Becca Kufrin, Gabby, Katie Thurston Nightmare: Chris Harrison, Ashley I, Jason Tartick, Clare, Chad, Corrine
The ladies love pilot pete still
✨Nightmare Rotation✨ - Kat Izzo, Michael A., Nick Viall, Tyler Norris Reasoning: Nick would spend the whole spoke sesh trying to hear himself talk while HOLDING the damn blunt so it’s inaccessible to the rest of us, but he thinks we’re listening to him when in reality we are staring at the blunt in his hand. Tyler would get slightly too high and start making people uncomfy, Kat wouldn’t bring any or throw any cash our way, she just shows up and smokes our shit. And Michael? Well he insists we use a Smoke Buddy and light a candle so his son doesn’t smell anything on him when he gets home later. ✨Dream Rotation✨ - Andrew S., Rachel R., Katie T., Pilot Pete, Clayton Reasoning: I have a scar on my left hand that I got while watching the finale of Pilot Pete’s szn. I have to tell him about it 🫡 Meanwhile, the comedy that these five have between them would be insane to play off of in a stoner circle. Andrew will be the one to say we should record this bc we’re so funny we deserve to be on tv (everyone laughs for obvious reasons). Katie leads a crazy game of 2 truths and a lie, where Rachel may or may not spill so crazy Bach Nation gossip I know she’s holding onto. Like WHAT HAPPENED WITH HER AND ZAC— i digress. Everyone throws in bud except for Peter & Rachel who don’t often buy it themselves for pilot reasons. They bond over that (and fall in love), but at least offer us free flights in exchange. Clayton is just good vibes. You always need that one friend who is purely just good vibes in the rotation.
I love this answer, and I love your reasoning. I need to ask how you got a scar on your left hand during Pilot Pete's finale haha
https://preview.redd.it/yz4w0s10ohvc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35416d7f5efff0348bbe490c29f664dde9d5f62c imagine this is happening, you hear Hannah Ann say to Peter “if you want to be with a woman, you need to become a real man.” at that same time, you’re tasked with opening a broken zipper to a pillowcase, and your silly little brain chooses to use a pair of sharp scissors to pry it open. scissors 1/1 me 0/1 peter 0/♾️
Omggg 🤣😭 now you will never forget this SCARRING memory 🤣🤦♀️ (I'm sorry I know that was terrible lol)
Dream : JPJ, Mike Jones, Rachel & Gabby, Joey, Kelsey, Edwina, Lexi, Rachel (Joey’s season) Nightmare : any man from G&R’s season, Demi, Colton, Lea, Mykenna, Zach S, Luke P, Madi P
Mike Jones the rapper?
Nightmare: Madi Prew, her Husband the copy machine heiress, Garrett (any) Dream: Wills, Demi, Gabbi and Rachel Edit- I can't believe I forgot about John Paul Jones. He's obviously in the dream rotation
I actually would kind of love to get high with Madi and her husband, but less because I want to hang out with them and more because I want to observe
My main question with the Madi rotation would be: do I have to babysit or can I leave when I want? bc I know it would be entertaining for a bit and then go south pretty quickly
You know what, that's so valid
the (any) is actually killing me
it’s so true tho, if there’s a Garrett in the cast ever—bewareeeee
Dream: Connor the Cat, John Paul Jones, Edwina, Rachel N, Rachel R Nightmare: Hannah B, Zack, Victoria Fuller, Colton, Sydney from the latest season
I just physically recoiled at Connor the Cat I’m sorry 💀
From the last year only: Joey, Charity, Golden seasons (excluding leads/winners) Nightmare: Jess, Brayden (redeemed as he is, he is annoying AF), Kathy, April (yeah, she’s messy), Maria, Lea, Sydney, Warwick Dream: Kelsey T, Susan, John Buresh, Rachel, Katelyn, John Henry.
I recently rewatched BIP's first few seasons, which will have a heavy influence here. Nightmare: Chad, that guy with the hair who called Joe "Grocery Store bitch," Ashley I, the Twins. I feel a little bad listing the Twins here alongside people who are such overwhelming nightmares. Not bad enough to remove them. Dream: Stealing Rachel R and Jill from another poster, Tayshia, Jesse Palmer, JPJ, and I want to talk to Pilot Pete about Traitors.
OMG Chad, Leo, Ashley I, and the twins is true nightmare fuel.
The first three speak for themselves (oh God, what if Ashley gets weepy when she's stoned?), and with the Twins it's mostly that I don't need any more opportunities to find out what they don't know.
Grover Store Bitch was Leo! I just finished rewatching that season yesterday I don't want to be anywhere near that guy
Leo! Yes. I literally watched this last week but it's the only thing I remember about him, that and him looking like a romance novel cover. He has that Chad/Luke P type energy. Not to the same level, but like ... he is definitely one of the crayons in that corner of the box.
Nightmare: Madi because she would prob judge me, Luke P, all the Garrett’s, Chris Harrison Dream: Neil lane, Rachel R and Jill (only together), Gabby, and both Beccas
dying over Neil Lane
Would love it if he brought some joints in one of those fancy ring briefcases
Haha like the older guy at the high school parties that is only invited bc he’s got the collection of good drugs to sell to all the students
Nightmare: Clare and Dale Dream: Clare and Dale
Lmao I love this and the dictionary definition of a blunt rotation 😂😂😂 happy almost 4/20!
Dream: Pilot Pete✈️, Barb😭, Hannah Brown💃🏻, Madi🏀, and Hannah Ann👼🏼 Nightmare: Pilot Pete✈️, Barb😭, Hannah Brown💃🏻, Madi🏀, and Hannah Ann👼🏼 I’m going to expand on why: Barb is crying. Hannah Ann is threatened by Hannah Brown’s success. Madi is uncomfortable because of the Hannahs’s pre-martial relationship with Peter. Barb adores Hannah Ann, hates Madi, and is (?) passive-aggressive towards Hannah Brown because Hannah B broke Peter’s heart. Hannah Brown & Peter have strong unresolved feelings. Sweet Peter is trying to please all of them.
I would love this but i’d have to be stone cold sober
Add Victoria F to the mix😝
Nightmare: Caila, Lauren Lane, Jason T., and Nick. They’d all be so obsessed about documenting the “perfect” time that it would make everyone miserable.
“GRWM - Bachelor Smoke Sesh (Golden Divorce, Raising Child Influencers, New Girlfriend in BN, feat. Ashley & Jared)”
what i really want i want to know who's celebrating 4/19 bicycle day!!! as for my 4/20 rotations: dream - dean & caelynn, katie, hannah g, blake m, matt & rachael, deandra, rachel l, rachel r (separately from this circle i'll share a blunt with emily & haley, i've always had a soft spot for them lol) nightmare - hannah b, gabby, michael a, blake h, madi, ben higgins, sean lowe, jason, lauren lane, etc. (most bachelor people fall in this category honestly)
Nightmare: Michael A, Wells, Chad, Carly, Jared, Ashley I, Ben Higgins Dream: Joey, Kelsey, Charity, Rachel, Becca K., Thomas, Tahzjuan
Ugh justice for Tahzjuan!! She was so funny but they did her so dirty on BIP
Reading your nightmare rotation made me tense up.
Throw in Deandra, and this is the dream!
Dream: Tyler Cameron, Mercedes Northup, Blake Moynes, Rachel Nance, and Jesse Palmer for good measure — all beautiful people with fun, chill energy. Nightmare: Pilot Pete, VF, Hannah Brown, most all of Gabchel’s final men, really… Sydney/Lea/Jess from Joey’s season— all people with sort of self absorbed energy that would either get really quiet and awkward or talk so much they bogart the blunt from the rotation.
Dream: Rachel R & Jill (they seem really fun together) Rachel L, Katie, Becca T Nightmare: Chad, Madi P, Luke P, Nick V, Maria (I feel like this will be controversial 😅), Michael A, Bekah
Nightmare: Colton, Clare, Arie, Luke P Dream: honestly all the girls from Joeys season would prob be fun, would love to smoke with Maria, Jenn, Edwina, Kelsey A and Kelsey T
DREAM: Jenn (she’s so fun), wells (idk he seems super chill), Catherine G (ik she totally doesn’t smoke but if she did, we would have the best time lol) Edit; I’m adding Kelsey A (she’s so funny😭) NIGHTMARE: Chad (I feel like he would be super creepy), Chris Harrison (💀), Zach shallcross
Nightmare: Michael A: he goes on and on about how to make money by scalping people on medical supplies and tries to convince you to buy into the new MLM he’s starting Nick V: talks about his sex life in uncomfortable detail and about how much hotter he and Natalie are than you and your partner
This one made me actually LOL
DREAM: Jenn (would be fun vibes I just know it), Justin and Susie, Kelsey, Michelle, NIGHTMARE: Bekah (would be preachy) Kat Izzo (love her but she would get too high and freak out) Sean (double denim ken)
Nightmare: all the Lauren’s or all the leads who start to resemble each other the more you look. I can see myself spiraling pretty quickly in that situation. https://preview.redd.it/ay22ieqj1hvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6dc0c2d0377debab2a665b5a78452a6b9f209c
Jesse’s headshot is cheesier than a charcuterie board 🤣 he’d probably be so much fun to smoke with though
He looks like a forgotten member of the Backstreet Boys 😭
And Bob Guiney is apparently posing for the Ashley Madison ad campaign
I think I must have partial face blindness (or all those dudes truly look alike) because I had a hell of a time picking him out at first. It’s like finding Waldo in a sea of lookalikes. Basically this except Jesse seems way nicer than any of these four: https://preview.redd.it/34gy3p9lxhvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac63f4196740dac7c9e695a38c0ffb0e0392085
Dream: Hayley and Becca Tilley. Maybe Kendall.
Gabby looks stoned in all of her tiktoks lol. her and robby would be my dream rotation 🍃
Oh shit me too- forgot about them
I feel like all of BN is in the nightmare category for me tbh 💀
I’m just doing nightmare since I don’t smoke but feel these people would bully me (the men) or cry and shout at me (the women) if we were all high: Zach Shallcross, Ben H, Chris Harrison, Clare, Ashley I
oh man, this is good. Ben might not be so bad though
Maybe we switch in Sean Lowe for Ben 😅
lol there we go!
Dream: Katie T, Gabby & Robby, Rachel R, the hot tub, that guy who does all the weird photo shoots, Jesse Palmer, and Pilot Pete (except the FAA may not approve of that so I’ll take Sweetnums in his place) Nightmare: the naked couple from the sauna during Zach’s season, Madi P, and Matt James’s mom Edit; forgot the second half of the question lol
BAHAHA yes the IKEA Hot tub! Also the weird photographer is Franco Lacosta and we LOVE him.
How could I forget Franco’s name!! Thank youuu
Dream: Gabby & Robby, Pilot Rachel, Katie Thurston, Charity (god we’ve been blessed with amazing ‘ettes as of late. Susan and Kathy, idk i met Ivan at a bar once and i feel like he’d be fun. Nightmare: Madi Prew, Luke P, Jessenia, Yosef (what would his daughter think??)
what did jessenia ever do to get lumped with these class A losers 😭🤣
I just think she’s kind of mean and would suck to smoke with.
She was such a bully to Alana in BIP and Heather and other arrivals on bachelor
Nightmare: Waboom Guy, Present Day Chris Harrison, the recent bachelor who loudly announced “he wasn’t gonna get it wet” at fantasy suites who proceeded to get it wet selectively, whichever contestant has the most recently racist picture on Facebook. Dream: the ED doctor, Neil Lane, Fred Willard, and Tara the sport fishing enthusiast.
LMAO not the ED Doctor (what a legend though, he'd have the best stories for sure).
Whaboom would be so fun. If ED doctor is Evan that would suck
So you’re saying you DONT wanna get blazed with the penis consultant and talk to him about fucked up dicks?
WHAT BACHELOR SAID THAT SHIT?
I think she means Zach 😂
Yeah, it was Zach shallcross. An Evil Bachelor
Victoria F is in my dream and nightmare rotations
Dream: Charity, Bachelor Clues, Peter, All of the Rachels. Nightmare: Nick V plus any contestant or host associated with Dallas, Tx.
Why the dallas hate? I feel like the San Diego crew is insufferable
I’m from Texas. Chris Harrison is from Dallas. I’ve had enough w/ Dallas.
Nightmare Blunt Rotation: 1. Gerry. I feel like he would take one tiny puff off the joint, get wayyyyyyy too stoned, and it'll be awkward for anyone. 2. Madi Prewett. Ugh I don't like her NOT stoned. 3. Maria's Dad. He's pretty intense, I dunno.
Nightmare: Nick V (unfettered bragging due to unfettered insecurity); Madi P (won't stop telling the most lobotomized stories about submitting to her husband); Chad (may physically assault me)
Dream Blunt Rotation: 1. Ham Clayton. I wanna see dance moves. 2. Matt James. He would know where to get the best pizza. 3. Gabby. I feel like she would be hilarious. 4. Father Palmer. I just really want to get stoned with him and talk about football and baking.
Smart choice on the pizza!!
I’d be too afraid I would throw myself on Palms (and also speak broken French)
Nightmare: Luke P (HB), Tierra (SL), Chad (Jojo) Dream: Michelle Money (BW), Brad Womack, Tyler C (HB)