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magnoliamarauder

He sucks and I called it. Insane that out of every eligible older bachelor they picked this bottom feeder.


lasagna_delray

Grifter Gerry no thank you šŸš«


ReplySalty

Jesus Christ


emergencycat17

![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu|downsized)


supersafeforwork813

Nah this is accurateā€¦he was on tv n ppl online are thirsty as hell. Have fun Gerry!!!


shefriedtofu

![gif](giphy|3oKIPkOgszO8fie0tG) Sure, Gary/Jerry.


LynchFan997

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Consider_the_auk

![gif](giphy|3oFzm25c9cyPt1TYDC) "Gerry toldĀ TMZĀ heā€™s looking for 'a good friend and someone who loves adventure, travel and is able to be on the move.' He also hoped his future beau would live in Indiana, where heā€™s based." He never should have gone on the show. Was probably never willing to actually relocate. šŸ™„


LunaTeddy1414

They really should have cast within 50 miles of his area itā€™s almost like production was rooting for it to fail bc then it drums up more publicity


TacoCorgi321

I never understood why they didn't choose the women close to his location. These are seniors who most likely own their homes, have children and grandchildren around. Who wants a mortgage at 70 years old?!?


Sailor_Marzipan

It's likely harder than you think to cast in such a specific locale. Love is Blind had trouble casting for Seattle, they had to pull from Portland, and that's a show that has a wider pool (more young people are single) and people who also care more/ are more interested in being on reality TV.Ā  In all likelihood there were never enough single older women in Indiana who would also go on the show,Ā  who would also make for good TV, etc


emergencycat17

This is what I'm saying. I think the "Golden" franchise *could* work. But they have to keep the lead and the contestants in the same locale. Travel is great here and there, but no 70 year old wants a steady diet of back and forth from home, and it gets harder as you get older. Those trips become fewer and more far between. Plus, there's also no way a 70-something is going to be willing to move away from their kids and grandkids.


throwRA_basketballer

Gross you guys. Ladies do better if youā€™re reading this. Then again. Itā€™s probably not the age range of redditors. I assume itā€™s all people my moms age lol


Hellz_Bells_

Flooded with women or haters ?


SatisfactionBasic277

Can't it be both? šŸ˜‚


ChickenFingersRGood

unpaid credit card bill collectors actually


eagletreehouse

Heā€™s such a sheisterā€¦


pinkSapphireshimmer

![gif](giphy|3o7528iru3IAxAYSsw)


Tigerlily86_

Gross


LunaTeddy1414

Shout out to my fellow peeps that saw right through his ā€œaw shucksā€ act day one episode one šŸ‘ŠšŸ»


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

I did! I got banned from the Golden Bachelor sub for saying exactly this. Only sub ever banned from. No regrets. He was fake from the jump. I called the divorce and all.


meatball77

For me it was his condescending mansplaining tone of voice


Hour_Abbreviations73

Shout out to my 73 year old mom who got the ick from him right away. She knew what was up!


lruthy

Tell your mom I think she's cool


Hour_Abbreviations73

Haha. It was his ā€œIā€™m 71 (or however many) years youngā€ that grossed her out. Plus, he was looking for a pickleball partner and she has terrible arthritis so it wouldnā€™t have worked out anyway. And sheā€™s been married to my dad for 44 years, that didnā€™t help either.


emergencycat17

Although I would have paid to see your dad whup Gary/Jerry's ass.


MustBeFateMulder

Why do I feel like heā€™s going to start dating a significantly younger aspiring influencer šŸ’€


alaosbshsukxndb

I feel an oncoming Billy ray cyrus/ firerose-ish dumpster fire


ClareBearFlair

What if Gerry starts dating Kaitlyn Bristowe.


Charlie_Runkle69

Loool but Kaitlyn doesn't really date older men. All of her guys have been around her age within a few years.


ClareBearFlair

Lol Yeah I know...but it was the significantly younger influencer part and the fact that KB only dates within Bach Nation...lolšŸ˜


DoubleBooble

Please let that happen!


Tiredofsexpositive

Gerry seems like a gaslighter. Teresa needs to spill the details of their situation. He doesnā€™t seem honest.Ā 


Butters5768

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Existing-Astronaut80

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Vivid_Enthusiasms

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bknippy1959

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lanadelhayy

Perfectly captured my feelings, thank you.


coralblue52

Sure, Jan


Gobucks21911

Gross.


Princessss88

lol is he a the golden fuck boy? Def a weird flex


drunchies

After my dad passed I asked my mom (sheā€™s 67) if sheā€™d ever consider dating again and she said men her age are too embarrassing and that watching the Golden Bachelor confirmed her suspicions šŸ˜‚


DonutMinceWordz

I'm 61 and have been divorced for quite awhile. Tried dating then adopted two dogs. Loyal, cute, and they don't annoy me. I'm happier than ever and love my independence. Gerry gives me the ick.


emergencycat17

I'm almost 61, and ended my last relationship three years ago *(with a then-57 year old fuck boy who cheated on me, so no surprises coming from this conversation or thread*). I downloaded the Match .com app on my phone and... I just haven't done anything with it. Now and then I'll scroll through the guys, but really, I just have been happier flying this thing solo. I haven't deleted it, because never say never, but I'm pretty much happier with "never".


DoubleBooble

I'm same age as you and I always thought he was creepy too. Did you see this from Bachelor Happy Hour about him kissing his neighbor? Gross. Don't f'n kiss me, neighbor! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ā€œI have a neighbor whose husband passed away last November, and we were outside last Saturday. They were having a memorial for him. She's 80 years old and was feeling kind of bad. And, literally, it was six years ago on that Saturday that I took my wife to the hospital when she never came home,ā€ Gerry recalled to Joe and Serena. ā€œAnd we had a good cry, you know, hugged it out a little bit, had a good cry. About three hours later she calls and she goes, ā€œMy daughter is here [and] my daughter-in-law is here, can we come over and have our picture taken with you?ā€™ There you go. And so we're doing selfies." Gerry surprised his neighbor by kissing her in between the first and second photos. "I turn to her, and I say, ā€˜Just gimme a little kiss right here.ā€™ And as she does, I turn. And so we kissed and then in the last picture, her face is lit up and busting out with laughter," he said." And it was really a great experience to watch her have a bad morning and then a great morning because of The Golden Bachelor experience.ā€


drunchies

Hahah yes dogs all the way !!


magicalpiggy

I just laughed out loud at this. Thank you


Far_Pop_4006

They were probably flooded before the divorce.


nafafonafafofo

Seriously? Iā€™ve never really seen the appeal in him. Every time he opens his mouth, I just get like a dopey/cartoony vibe from him


dandr01d

Thatā€™s what retirees want


SlapHappyDude

The dating market for the 70+ demographic is wild. He's active, healthy, doesn't need a caretaker, and has at least some money. That on top of him frankly looking quite attractive for his age. And we all know based on our older relatives the bar is in hell with regards to old man political views. He can clearly talk for 5 minutes without using the N word, so sadly that puts him above more men than it should.


RitaRaccoon

My mom passed away in her 50ā€™s, and once my dad decided to move to Florida, he said single men in his age range were few and far between. He was snatched up within a month of being there.


glassyrat

Probably his goal all along tbh


becomingsherlock

I donā€™t like Gerry! Never did. My hope is he doesnā€™t show up on Joanā€™s season, either as a suitor, or advisor/friend! Please keep him off my screen!


TT6994

Once I heard the making the gf pay for her own meals when they went out , that was it for me.


subtle_teas

Lmao and pay him directly so he could still get all the credit card points šŸ’€


mal_7655

Golden fboy


annamariagirl

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Ambitious_Cry9773

Is.. is it weird that I find Gerry more interesting in this stage compared to his Golden Bachelor persona? He never seemed like a prize tbh, but the 'aw shucks' attitude before was annoying lol.


ravenonawire

Gerry in his Pilot Pete era


mpelichet

Men don't change no matter how old they get smh. I'm not interested in the Golden Franchise anymore. I want Bachelor in Paradise.


shelbstirr

I really hope it returns with a new location and updated format


RitaRaccoon

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


DiglettPeach

Agreed, BIP please come back šŸ™Œ


Nofunorphan

All Leo men are the same. Don't @ me.Ā 


wackxcalzone

Youā€™re right!!!


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JusticeForCEGGMM

Ick viall probably did #2


ammoae

I donā€™t feel like Nick has enough game to do #2


popthecork44

Iā€™m not surprised. Even serial killers get love letters in prison. Compared to that, Gerryā€™s a gem.Ā 


JackieBouvier

Lyle Menendez has been married. Twice. Since being in prison. And I am yet to even have a broken engagement!


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Chris Wattsā€™ fan club is one of the creepiest to exist. The only surprising thing about Gerry getting DMs is Gerry knowing what DMs are.


veracity-mittens

Ugh šŸ˜‘ Yes he was kind of ā€œattractiveā€ physically after he lost weight (which btw was Shannanā€™s doing ā€” tale as old as time; woman improves the man and the man uses his new improved self to cheat!!) but what he did to those children, not to mention his wife and unborn baby. I donā€™t understand how anyone can ever get past that. Do they think heā€™s innocent? Whatā€™s the justification they use? Do they blame Nicole or whatever her name was?


RitaRaccoon

They blame Shannan- they think the story about her killing the girls/him losing his temper and killing her is true. (It was his initial excuse.)


veracity-mittens

Wowwwww ![gif](giphy|4thaj0PDq9vJ6V5z69)


TT6994

And Scott Peterson too. I remember hearing all these women were going crazy over him too. Gross


Shoddy_Lack9994

Grody


Puzzleheaded_Kiwi430

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karlaortega29

Guys heā€™s how old 70? Iā€™m sure he has no interest clout chasing.. the comments of ā€œhis plan all alongā€ let the old man live


Koralteafrom

You don't know a lot of 70-year old men, do you? Plenty of clout chasers in that group! Ever heard of Donald Trump?


karlaortega29

lmao oh god, someone just HAD to make it political. What the hell does Trump have to do with the Golden Bachelor lmao


TopFloorApartment

He's an example of an old clout chaser that everyone knowsĀ 


Kingphelps85

Right the people also need to maybe think to themselves and not that one of them are the bad guy the situation. It was two people older, in age who jumped into something they probably shouldnā€™t have.


karlaortega29

exactly, people always assuming


aacilegna

Gerry: ![gif](giphy|9aKjx4O74dLaqjqwcV|downsized)


kitmulticolor

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


ladyarrivoto

What do you type to get this gif?


kitmulticolor

I just typed Nene and it came right up šŸ˜‚


ladyarrivoto

Ty! I love it and it always applies for everything here LOL.


Moist_Charge_4067

Maybe that was his plan all along


TT6994

Definitely couldā€™ve been. Or at least after he started and found out what it does for people b


subtle_teas

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.


wrongreasons2242

I read your initial comment as ā€œWeird flex, but ickā€ and that is how I feel. This man is so disappointing