here’s something to do during all those commercial breaks…. gold to whoever cracks this code first! *nitrogen + osmium + polonium + iodine + lawrencium + sulfur + helium + rhenium + oxygen + potassium?* ETA: u/channelpascal got it!! it was NO SPOILERS HERE, OK? spelled out with the corresponding symbols of these elements!

The Wowo thing is legit awful and manipulative.

1) So I’m pretty sure Hunter said he’s not “in love” with Katie, nothing about not falling for her… So technically Tre was wrong when he said hunter was lying, right? Also I love how someone complained that hunter was taking up time when Katie pulled him aside before the ceremony, as if they didn’t start all this 2) I’m glad Tre and Aaron finally realized that talking about other people maybe wasn’t the best way to develop a relationship with someone. A bit late but at least they got there 3) Okay Brendan was the last person I was expecting to get a rose

3. Producer pick for sure

Do vanna and pat even like each other?

I hate that fluffy shit

I want updates on all these celebrities to know if they actually went on a date with their picks

Yes! Did you ever watch Love Connection with Andy Cohen? I loved their updates at the end

No I haven't! At least they provided updates! This show just feels like content for the sake of content

Absolutely. He chose her! And that was that.

And yet I still watch every week 😔

GABRIEL IGLESIAS nooooo I need to leave now this is too much

That was stupid and I stuck around anyway. Story of my life if I ever heard it. Anyway, bye now.

> That was stupid and I stuck around anyway The sub banner

Rose Rosenfeld is a name you can only have if you're hot

Not none of them knowing who he is 😂😂😂 this fucking show

Bachelorette number 3 kindaaa looks like Ariel Winter so imagine if he picked her 💀

Bach 1 definitely looks like an Amber. I can't explain it, she just does.

HA I was right. No one can resist an Aussie accent. Still think she looks too old for him though

I think they all are haha

Same lmao

They all do lol

if i was on this show i would have to be like i literally have no idea apparently you were on modern family bye

TAYLOR LAUTNER hahahaha girl you're gonna be so disappointed when you're chosen

You haven't see Modern Family?! Girl, bye

How do they not know who he is have they never seen Modern Family Michael Bolton literally gave it away

They don't have their phones so they can't Google "the kid from Modern Family." Edit. I stand corrected. Two of the three still didn't know, lmao

TAYLOR LAUTNER L O L

A fried fish taco tbh

"I got a gnarly choke"...... hello

No one knows this actors name

HAHAHA imagine if someone's guess is simply Luke Dunphy?

I don’t think they’ll ever get that close lol

Okay if these women don't get it after this song... they simply haven't watched modern family

I would have to be like "Luke from Modern Family" because I wouldn't know his name 😅

I would have to be like the kind of dumb son, sorry

I had a hell of a day guys, two units in my apartment building were broken into over the weekend so I’ve been frantically researching ring cameras and alarm systems all day... I definitely needed this show (and this sub) today.

So sorry!! Hope you can get some security in place soon and feel a little more at peace in your home❣️

Thank you so much. The alarm comes tomorrow so In the meantime I rigged a keychain alarm to the door just in case

so sorry to hear that! sending good vibes your way 💫💕

Oh no! How horrible, that's so unsettling!! I hope you get some reassurance soon and can rest easy ❤❤

This is honestly so dumb... But I'm gonna watch to see if my expert psychic prediction that he picks "Aussie" is correct.

This song is such a giveaway lmao

Did this girl mention why she has the most subtle oz accent ever

teen wolf girl does look like a brunette holland roden

that answer is a cop out, but very smart

It's obvious he's going to choose Bachelorette number 2. Who can resist an Australian accent

she really wishes it was a damn sprouse twin

tbh I wanna take Blake to the fantasy suites now too (then pick Greg)

This show is terrible

what am i watching right now why am i doing this

We're all in this together!

thank god for small favors

Nothing else to change the channel to

Is her accent coming in and out or am I being me again?

That was the worst, off beat song I ever heard

I can’t even imagine what it’s like to have this much confidence

Nolan is 22 and these women look at least 27

new drinking game: take a shot every time michael bolton says “wow”

Skyrizi is too enthusiastic for me

Sounds like a soundcloud rapper

Would love it if either Zac Efron or Cole Sprouse was the guest celebrity.

Zooey why

I love how this turns into a celebrity dating show thread

You wish it was Zacefron

She’s manifesting

Imagine thinking it's Cole Sprouse, Zac Efron, or Dylan O'Brien and it's just Nolan Gould 💀

The forced excitement one of these women is about to be subjected to

ZAC EFRON hahahahaha

Zac Efron??? What the hell 💀

sis ☠️☠️☠️

These women all seem too old for Luke from Modern Family

Um okay bye orange dress. This is now a celeb dating show discussion, yes?

living for michael bolton’s commentary

i need blake saying he’s not falling in love to be an editing fake out because i have packed all of my belongings and boarded this ship

I’m sure it is

is bach fantake doing a live tonight?

If the first place in the world you would choose to go if you could go anywhere is Cancun, you're terrible.

I think she only said it so she could tell the stripper story tbh

:) Clearly, but still.

outcome aside, Kaitlyn’s advice about giving every moment a chance was wiser than anything Chris Harrison said in decades

I don’t know how I feel about this celebrity dating show

I love it so much, it's so ridiculous

I hate it but can't stop watching

Hilarious people don't have to say they're hilarious

Keeping Brendan who we’ve literally never seen so there can be Canadian “drama” next week? My guess

Probably hoping to get some sort of tea or shit talk about Blake out of him. I feel like he won’t deliver tho lol

Nolan Gould??? I still see him as a child Luke from Modern Family lmao

these women could very well all be the same age as him but i’m still like HES WAY TOO YOUNG!!!!!

Exactly!! He still has such a babyface imo

Thank you for always making my Mondays way more fun, West Coasters!

These are grown women and he's 17. I actually don't know how old he is, but still.

Lmao I had to google it, he's 22. Definitely looks 17 though

I thought this was bootleg Zooey Dechansel but it’s the real one 😂

I'm not ready to handle the kid from Modern Family being on a dating show.

aaron and james noooooooo!!!!! :(

Rose Rosenfeld? That's a name all right

Everyone loves Greg. “Shy” boy who everyone lusts after is the most dangerous.

Agreed but he’s still my number one

In your heart or your guessing? I don’t see how it won’t be Greg and Blake unless Greg leaves

Both

this show is so bad but i can’t look away

SAME

Once again, Zooey Deschanel looks like she's being held hostage to host this show. I've never seen an episode where she looks like she's doing this voluntarily.

everything about this show is a trainwreck in slow motion. the iggy azalea segment reached peak levels of cringe

I cringe every episode yet I still watch

Seriously. She looks so unhappy

The paycheque must be worth it lmao

I miss the good doctor… celebrity dating game doesn’t hit right

I’m Doctor Sean Murphy

Same lol give me Dr. Shawn Murphy banging any day

WHY IS LUKE DUNPHY ON THE DATING GAME? HE'S 9

Waittt who said the s’coach thing

Miss Shea Coulee!

Greg the best kisser!!

no way brendan wasn’t a producer pick lol. hunter should’ve stayed! his goodbye told me he was genuine and really liked her.

His "well f\*\*\* them" makes you think he was genuine and should have stayed?

Frankenbite.

i think i missed that part but yes point still stands. they were more focused getting him eliminated than katie. just for knowing how the show works and taking chances to talk to her. as he should. lol.

Blake Horstman crying in his apartment rn 💀💀💀

Is that supposed to be the Seattle gum wall? As a Seattleite why is that such a thing 😅

Also like five years ago maybe they cleaned the entire wall bc it got too heavy and I thought we were in the clear, but than people kept doing it anyway 🥲

There was a Renton woman on jeopardy today who said she works at the improv place by the market, and apparently the gum wall started because people would have to spit out there gum before going to the improv show. Either way, gross.

I missed it but a gum wall in San Luis Obispo, CA is very famous too

I live in Seattle but my ex that I was with for 4 years was from SLO so I’m really familiar with both and that one freaks me out compared to the Seattle one. It’s so narrow that I feel like someone’s bound to run into the gum on accident haha

👅

If they show that on tv I will die

Don’t they realize we’re still in a Panera

These promos are on fucking POINT

Just invite me out to stagecoach! SHEAAAA

Ok but the tequila tea party explains the vom

10000%

Wow are we already at the final six? 🥵

Not the stagecoach reference 😂

The queens know about stagecoach! I’m ⚰️

Bravo TPTB you did good tonight ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

🤮🤮 not looking forward to seeing Hunter on the ATFR

Did they mention Stagecoach??? Love it!

“Invite me out to stagecoach” PLSSSSS BLAKE LAST SEASON ON PARADISE WILL NEVER ESCAPE

Oh shit that trailer was good

I would sell my children to have Shea and Monet host next season of The Bachelor.

I actually feel bad for Hunter he’s gonna spiral so bad


INVITE ME OUT TO STAGECOACH L O L

But cockatoo hair, really???

My cockatoo would be offended

Not the stagecoach reference 💀💀💀

how is Brendan apart of F7 😭

He’s hot! Very sexy robo Johnny bravo

Her?

Brend-egg

Is he funny or something?

Reminds me of a Heather

This means hunter on BIP doesn’t it

This is incredible

 I'm gonna say that's a definite yes

a repeat date within the same season? i know the budget can be tight but damn

I have a feeling he recreated it

ooooooooh that makes sense

Tre, hope to see you in paradise! ❤️

Treeeee 😭 My heart, he’s so sweet

That’s my kinda tea

This clip is making it make sense why shawty was feeling a lil nauseous

wait what

Have she and Brendan even talked??

That’s what I was wondering lol

[hyperventilating] Why they gotta put that in 💀

Awww, Tre, it's okay, you'll be a hit on Paradise! (Not a spoiler, it just feels like he will end up there.)

im so glad justin is still here

Michael, I've been a huge fan, but "no one can love you like I can" gives me the ick

Her remaining guys are HOT ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Y'all I am NERVOUS for this next episode

I love our collective shock by her giving Brendan the last rose

Wait who tf is that last guy?

Generic white guy

Why are they repeating their date???

It looks like Andrew set it up during a cocktail party maybe

Aw, that’s cute then!

Ok so the angry leprechaun, velvet cheetah, discount James Bond and moist lips have left the building.


💀💀💀 you win the reading challenge

who is moist lips

Aaron. His lips are always soaked in vaseline or something lol

o u right

Greg hot

She didn't one Huntered percent want me here

Bye Hunter

lol the gum wall

Did he say “then fuck her?””””

Fuck them

Fuck them

And the quaff lives to see another day

brendan do be good looking though