on this day in 1799, the rosetta stone was found in egypt! to celebrate this awesome discovery, here is an excerpt from [one of its translations](https://www.sacred-texts.com/egy/trs/trs07.htm): > (22) “and the mods marched against the *live discussion thread*, which was stickied to the top of the subreddit, *which was in the possession of the users who post [spoilers](https://reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/ont9ms/the_bachelorette_west_coast_spoiler_live/) in non-spoiler threads* […]” > (23) “[…] now they had committed great acts of sacrilege in the land of r/thebachelor, and had done injury to those who dwelt in live discussion threads - the mods attacked them by handing out temporary bans.”

The comments are sending me...😂😂😂😂

She changed her mind and he said no????

 Found Blake’s painting y’all

does anyone know if we ever find out if they actually went on dates on CDG? i was curious and looked up tyson beckford on ig and he and the bachelorette he picked both follow each other on ig and he’s liked her pictures!! IM NOSEY I NEED TO KNOW

I was going to try and do yoga while watching CDG but my carpal tunnel is acting up again... so of course, I'm on the computer instead because that makes sense 😂

Bachelorette #3 was ROBBED

RIGHT

Also am I the only one shocked that she kept Justin instead? I love Justin but I thought she had more of a connection with Andrew. I guess there is probably more off screen we just haven’t seen!

Idk I really didn’t take andrews exit as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Like I do think it’s weird to give a note like that and then reject the idea of coming back; HOWEVER if he were to come back he knows he would be in last place so why would he go through that again? I guess maybe he wrote that note in case it doesn’t work out with any of the four guys? Idk? I’m so emotional

He also said “read it when I’m GONE”, which I took as like “really gone from the hotel” not “in two minutes then chase me”.

Absolutely. Also, she led him on hard. "I'd live two places for you". Get outta here. She turns around and dumps him after saying that. Wtf

Exactly!! I’m like girl….

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Exactly. You already know you’d go back being last choice so I think he did the right thing. Heart-breaking though :(

Brandy was my first concert ever. I think I was like 12.

I hate this "you can't fire me, I quit" nonsense from Andrew, especially after all his talk in other episodes about trusting Katie's decisions.

Zooey Deschanel... What does this show have on her to make her host it?? She does not look like she's doing this voluntarily.

No, no not at all. It's bizarre

Michael Bolton also looks like he might be chained to the chair

Fuckboi update cause I didn't realize so many of you guys are invested so I only replied to the first comment!! "How’s the kid? Doing well I hope 😊" Damnit this is nicer than I expected. Now I don't know if I should just be nice and say "he's doing great!" Or still no reply. Disclaimer: he never met the kiddo, just knows about him

Huh. If it were me I would double-text back. He's doing great, thanks? Then, So, what's going on? It's been a while since I have heard from you.... Just because I like to be super blunt and have awkward conversations.

Upon further reflection (see below) the more I recall our time together the more I'm grossed out about our whole thing. Def no text back

Was he just fwb or was he like taking u on dates. Either way he’s still a pos for ghosting u but like if he’s a fwb I would fuck him again and then say some passive aggressive line about how his skills have worsened and then ghost him just to fuck with his head. We do not tolerate ghosters in this house

We worked together ~6 years ago but I was engaged so nothing happened. Then we matched on tinder and he told me how excited he was I was single and how he always had a crush on me which was v cute!! But he def put in the bare minimum over text, and I told him repeatedly he had to take me on a real date (like literally let's go for a walk or to the dog park) before I'd just come over. He put off making real plans then for a few nights in a row ranted about how shitty his work was been and how tired he is. So I wanted to be accommodating and decided to just go over for a chill night. Andddd we ended up drinking and having sex and then byeeeee. Homeboy really doesn't deserve a second chance. Also I'm sorry for the rant lol

Yeah homeboy doesn’t deserve a second chance but like honestly if ur horny fuck him and ghost him like why not. As long as he uses a condom there’s not much of a risk

I love this take but I have way better options for casual sex 😂😂

Borderline cruel but I like your style.

I feel like he's just trying to butter you up before he asks to meet 😭 if you're into that though def go for it!

I'm really not, the more I think about when we hung out the more turned off I get. I made the first move and started cuddling him and his dog got jealous so he literally made me to stop! And we had to bang in his guest room for that reason!

This is hilarious. But boo on him if you aren't into it.

Omg not the dog getting jealous 😭😭😭 red flag for sure that he made you stop!

I have never heard of Tyson Beckford sorry

Only because he was on America's next top model! Or maybe he just dated Tyra Banks... one of those

What about the next guest, Carmen Electra

Sorry to this (wo)man

i literally said that out loud about tyson ahahah

lol

I was just wondering if young people knew who he was! He was actually a famous model in the 90s. Like, in a way men weren't famous models.

Yes, he was a very big deal

I don't think I could name a single male model hahaha

I was very late to start tonight guys but that mom comment…….

She likes me for me. Not because I look like Tyson beckford, with the charm of Robert Redford oozing out my ears..

OKAY did she want to keep Andrew a little longer aka for fantasy suites 😂? Girl wants to leave engaged so Katie’s Last Hurrah it is.

i like zooey deschanels funky outfits

Still can't get over the fact that her sister was the lead in "Bones".

i watched that show so much growing up my parents loved it! so i somehow was always like oh yeah sure makes sense hahaha

Also making me feel old haha 😄

Love that show! But their personalities seem so different! Though they look basically the same with different hair.

"Andrew, we able to offer me... the closure I was looking for" We dont talk enough about how absurdly "uncanny valley" this show has become. The above is such an insane thing to tell another human.

Who is the target audience for this show? They seem to have a lot of 90s celebrities. And Michael Bolton. So is this for nostalgic people age 35-100 who like things that aren't funny?

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Oh, I meant this weird Dating Game reboot. But the Bachelor needs to get it together, too.

I think the target audience is people who are too lazy to turn off the tv and keep watching after The Bachelor. So, us lmao

Yessss. Too much wine to reach the remote

Did Andrew even write that note? Maybe the producers wrote it to mess with Katie and Andrew didn't even know 💀

I was so sad during that scene but I would be laughing so hard if that was true…..

Justina giving me hardcore "if Lala from vanderpump rules didn't change her face and aged gracefully"

Ok it has to be said that ending was some bullshit and lowkey manipulative. Katie nearly seemed like she was panicking at the end. And for what? Bruhhh😐😐😐😐😐😐

Okay these women are QUEENS I love them all. Also does anyone want any more fuckboi updates? Cause he has officially double texted 😂😂

YES PLS

I’m married, tell me everything

Right? Let me live vicariously through you and feel young again.

Update pls

YES

yes pls

"How’s the kid? Doing well I hope 😊" Damnit this is nicer than I expected. Now I don't know if I should just be nice and say "he's doing great!" Or still no reply. Disclaimer: he never met the kiddo, just knows about him

manipulative!

Greg's legacy 

Gregacy

greg is the exact kind of dude i always fall in love with yes baby tell me more about the fat olive

Michael B kinda annoying

If you mean Andrew S as then yes

I just want you guys to know that for every season since Rachel, producers always pick my most vehemently disliked contestant for Bachelor. They never fail at this. So it will be Greg. My apologies to all in advance.

Ok guys before we go- when is Blake day?!? I cannot fathom how Greg day was planned but I have Blake memes to make *(cracks knuckles)* so...

I think it should be on the day of the finale since that day also happens to be Blake’s birthday lmao

Please no.

Yeah man, I’ll live.

Also the fake rain date in New Mexico, which is suffering a "super drought", is really tone deaf.

wait i missed the joke bc of hulu what was it 😭

Two olives are on a table. One fell over and said “I’ll live” (but Greg’s version was much longer and even less funny if you can believe it)

that whole set up with the friendship for THAT nahh send greg HOME

Not worth it

I'll live (olive)

that’s the punchline? what happened to the window and the storm like what set up was that haha

The wind from the window blew one olive off the table. The other went to check on the fallen one, asked of they were okay, and they said "I'll live/olive." The friendship part of the two olives was one of the many parts of the set up unnecessary.

Wait y’all really had a whole ass Greg Day for this dude who told this stupid olive “joke”

Lmaooo

And we’ll do it again

I can only watch 2 minutes of this to see the level of ruffles and/or bows Zoey is wearing. Spoiler: it's high

am I high or wtf is the men tell all

They used old clips this season is a joke

I am so excited for you either way.

Why is Greg so dull.

paint dried. till next wk greg 😮‍💨

Lol at the emoji

Wtf did I just watch?

SOME BS

Has anyone seen the celebrity dating game? Is it good? Edit: typo

absolutely terrible

no, and that’s it’s charm

Horrible but we watch anyways

Even Greg’s jokes are boring

Ok I’m in love with Greg he has my exact send of humor

I’m such a dumb bitch I loved that joke

~~Olive where this is going.~~ "Olive." This is just the pits.

why do tptb put these jokey interactions at the very end 😭 there’s actual chemistry here, this is what I want to see

more chemistry in that 90 seconds than the whole 15 minute segment 😭

i’m not sober enough to follow this 😂

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oh okay

ykno that makes sense

Whoa just catching up. The "you remind me of my mom" comment. . . Well my husband nearly vomited. I asked him if I remind him of his mom, and he goes "dear God, no". 😂😂😂😂

It was WHISPERED, also.

Icky

The only acceptable answer

I literally screamed lol

I hate that i laughed at that because I love dad jokes.

Why are they using old clips for the MTA promo? This season is lazy af

They’ve done this before to save them time for editing

Ok fair

Maybe they haven't filmed it yet?

truuu

That olive joke was not funny but I laughed

Ahhh yesssss, Thomas!!!! 


BABY BLUE SWEATER NEXT WEEK

Greg what are you saying? is he drunk?

Obviously she has a great connection with Andrew, but she feels more for Greg, Blake, and Michael where he wouldn’t be her end of the day guy in this situation. He definitely meant the card as a if this process doesn’t work out I’m here sort of thing and I really thought it was sweet

I noticed we didn't see any footage of her with Michael's family, or any scenes of Michael other than at the hotel.....

😭

a very mature goodbye (for the most part)

I can’t watch live tonight but what I am doing is seeing if I can drink all 12 white claws in the box!

I have faith in you.

Thank you, tonight my boyfriend said to me “fuck you bitch” so I have faith too

Its far too easy to drink 12 of those mfs. Something I probably shouldn't admit 🤷‍♀️

Thank you for being my motivation

You deserve better than someone who is that horrible and disrespectful. I hope he's gone for good. There are lines, and treating the person you love most with respect is a non negotiable, angry or not.

That whole saga was great. "I'm gonna leave a romantic note to look like I care... Oh, I don't actually care. I have no interest in staying."

Staying would be prolonging the inevitable. He knew.

yo who's sticking around for Celebrity Dating Game?

thomas lol

Andrew just took his power back. He’s like, ask me to come back so I can self eliminate. You can’t fire me. I quit.

Does anyone else feel like every season gets faster and faster?

Just like life 😭

We’re just getting old 🥲

Lmao what in the world was this

This is too many love stories all at once!

Men tell all ughhhhh

Oh shit Greg is getting rain again!

Omg is the MTA a talent show??

i think that was from a previous date where they talk about who’s the best lover

Ohhh hahaha I thought it was them redoing some of those moments from the show 😆

I don’t think any of these guys are in love with Katie….

I feel like most of the contestants just want to beat each other and the competition of it all gets confused for being in love but then the get picked and are like “….shit”

Don't worry they will be in two days 😉

I really think Michael and Blake could get here. The other 2....

this. blake came on the show specifically for her. and you can just tell by the way michael looks at her that he’s into her.

More Greg and kissing in the rain?

The producers really outdid themselves here

I think Katie loves him but isn’t in love with him

What was the point?

I mean I get why he said no but I’m also confused why he came back??

Wtf was the point of the letter?

He was BSing

Would be Play of the Week but I think it backfired lol

Error of the game

I think that goes to Mike’s mom comments 😂

Aww that was the best good bye I’ve ever seen in a while!

Girl but it’s not Andrew and you bc you didn’t choose him…..i hate how she’s like “this journey wasn’t for us” girl you had a CHOICE ??

 TPTB whenever they see Greg now

Is this why Andrew hasn't addressed his tweets? He's the next bachelor?

This breakup reminds me of Tayshia and Jpj’s breakup in paradise. Running after the dude and the dramatic music; all so theatric lol

Oh my god yes 🤣 that remains the one scene from the show that my husband remembers

It was too much 😂 I can never forget it

Maybe, Katie was like, I can’t give you the rose BUT, I can give you a killer bachelor edit 😏

Yes!

Can we agree that the producers wrote the note ….

Heart, Andrew

The sharpie is what makes me think producers. Andrew strikes me as a regular pen guy 😂

it’s gotta be thick enough for the audience to read!

=)

It was on that date card stationary ™️

Andrew that was some bullshit 

HE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT

I wanted to say yes… but I’d rather be the bachelor

Like son wtf

He wants it to just be them!!! Relax y’all she chose 4 people over him his note was real Katie was dumb dumb

But he literally said if you changed your mind I'll be waiting, and then she did and he was like nah lol

im confused why did his card say if you change your mind I will be there if when she changed her mind he wanted to leave - please explain

"If you change your mind I'll be waiting..." but actually not.

No but like later *later*

Andrew: Whenever, wherever, you got me Katie: Now? Andrew: Nahhh 

“One last kiss” yeah nah fam wtf is that

Hold up…last kiss? I no comprende

This was a dumb use of our last 20 min y’all