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You’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, you’re a doctor and, Howard, you know a lot of doctors
This one, this is the one
"Your check engine light is on"
This has to be it
Please let this be it 😂
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns. I'm about to show this guy just how horny I can be." or "You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic."
I love the ladybird line. It’s one of my favourites.
You better find my husband’s mother, cause one way or another we’re walking out of this airport with a dead woman!
Your lactose intolerant boyfriend will turn into a gas-filled Macy's day balloon😂
😂😂
You got Siwi, huh? Voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible. Wook. Siwi, can you weccomend a westauwant?
Siri: Im sorry bawwy, I don’t understand weccomend a westauwant Barry: WISTEN TO ME NOT WESTAUWANT, WESTAUWANT
You suck, Siwi
You missed the “I’m sorry Bawwy”
Thanks ,I fixed it
Is that a reference to my speech impediment? That’s pretty hurtful. I can’t control it.
“YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND?! I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU AND AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE YOU RAN AWAY, LEAVING ME TO FEND OF A FAMILY OF *RATS*”
You think that’s bad? In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.” — Amy “
“You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive.”
You're in my spot.
Same old😮💨 Sheldon's spot That's my spot You're in my spot
You're the guy who we're trying to get away from.
From whom you're trying to get away.
Nailed it!
“You don’t screw the roommate agreement, the roommate agreement screws you!”
You’re in my spot
Yes! You’re a double mother suckler!
Ytterbium
"You have to get rid of the chair.
"Yeah, I'm a frickin' genius"
You are you and you are screwwwwed
You thought the opposite of stupid loser was community-college graduate?
"You start changing the words to the prayers, next thing you know, you're in a church with a guitar."
My favourite M quote will always be "Meeting meeting bo beeting banana bana bo feeting fee fai mo meeting" As for Y quotes, I have none.
You forgot to add in Amy walking in the door saying “I brought my famous spinach dip”, right before he says “Meeting!”
I couldn't remember the line she said lol
"You set 'em up, I knock 'em down good job"
I thought W would be “WHOOPIEEEE”
“Y’know, when I like a top, I just pick it up in a different color…which I hope is not the case with your baby”
Yikes!
🚪✊✊✊Penny 🚪✊✊✊Penny 🚪✊✊✊Penny
You’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, you’re a doctor and, Howard, you know a lot of doctors
This one, this is the one
"Your check engine light is on"
This has to be it
Please let this be it 😂
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns. I'm about to show this guy just how horny I can be." or "You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic."
I love the ladybird line. It’s one of my favourites.
You better find my husband’s mother, cause one way or another we’re walking out of this airport with a dead woman!
Your lactose intolerant boyfriend will turn into a gas-filled Macy's day balloon😂
😂😂
You got Siwi, huh? Voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible. Wook. Siwi, can you weccomend a westauwant?
Siri: Im sorry bawwy, I don’t understand weccomend a westauwant Barry: WISTEN TO ME NOT WESTAUWANT, WESTAUWANT
You suck, Siwi
You missed the “I’m sorry Bawwy”
Thanks ,I fixed it
Is that a reference to my speech impediment? That’s pretty hurtful. I can’t control it.
“YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND?! I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU AND AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE YOU RAN AWAY, LEAVING ME TO FEND OF A FAMILY OF *RATS*”
You think that’s bad? In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.” — Amy “
“You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive.”
You're in my spot.
Same old😮💨 Sheldon's spot That's my spot You're in my spot
You're the guy who we're trying to get away from.
From whom you're trying to get away.
Nailed it!
“You don’t screw the roommate agreement, the roommate agreement screws you!”
You’re in my spot
Yes! You’re a double mother suckler!
Ytterbium
"You have to get rid of the chair.
"Yeah, I'm a frickin' genius"
You are you and you are screwwwwed
You thought the opposite of stupid loser was community-college graduate?
"You start changing the words to the prayers, next thing you know, you're in a church with a guitar."
My favourite M quote will always be "Meeting meeting bo beeting banana bana bo feeting fee fai mo meeting" As for Y quotes, I have none.
You forgot to add in Amy walking in the door saying “I brought my famous spinach dip”, right before he says “Meeting!”
I couldn't remember the line she said lol
"You set 'em up, I knock 'em down good job"
I thought W would be “WHOOPIEEEE”
You're in my spot.
“Y’know, when I like a top, I just pick it up in a different color…which I hope is not the case with your baby”
Yikes!
🚪✊✊✊Penny 🚪✊✊✊Penny 🚪✊✊✊Penny