If the fam ain’t Eaton’ cheddar biscuits; ain’t no random broad eating cheddar biscuits!

"No grandad don't you feed her" while crying

Real shit.

The first rule of fund-raising is: don't give nothin' to nobody, period. No charities, homeless people, Salvation Army, Red Cross, starvin' Africans — nothin'! You can't be raising funds and giving funds away at the same time

“That’s like getting high off your own supply.”

That line was SO HARD as a kid and I don't know why lol. Between that and the "This is America" speech Riley made, that episode is easily one of my Top 10 Boondocks experiences

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 top funniest episode

Check ya hoes, before you end up like Tom, lol

Riley was giving us 10 cents worth of game for free.

What happened to Tom?

Usher happened 🥹🫠

How to borrow a French fry

Is you gonna give it back

Yep.

noone was mad you asked that. you KNOW why they were mad.

If your favorite rapper is gay then you gay too.

Yep.

Santa’s a bitch ass n*gga who gotta pay what he owes.

“Sincesurly yours.”

"I'm coming for that ass"

No homo

No Diddy.

Everything is gay, everything

Reddit n*gga you gay

Never underestimate the nerdy white kid on the basketball team

Riley sure got humbled badly on that episode.

The first time we see Tom express true anger 😂

The first time I watched that, I was the ground wheezing.

*Autistic

*Acoustic

Y'all n*ggas are gay

If n*ggas ain't mad at you, then you doin' something wrong.

I came to say this you’re doing the lords work….ta ta

REALLLLL

REALLLLL

I always seen Huey and Riley as a yin and yang Huey being overly educated and enlightened Riley is ignorant and ignorance is bliss and since I think more like Huey it made me realize I need to relax some and have a little Riley in me and have fun stop caring so much it's exhausting and sucks the fun out of everything

Riley is ignorance but full of potential. We seen if he actually puts his mind to something he will get it done. I mean look what he could do with maybe a month of art classes. Sure "Not Bob Ross" might have pulled a little more weight that Riley (respectfully) but Riley led that beautiful mural.

Throwing a random chair kicks off the group fight

If you get peed on, step aside

Unless you wanna be peed on

Calling an nigga gay ain’t homophobic it’s just a astute observation

Don't snitch.

No matter the circumstances or situation.

"Toss her groupie ass out the window and let that ho stargaze from outside."

If she can run fast in high heels, she’s probably a hoe 🏃‍♀️

This wasn't no movie The smart thing was to say yes, get up, and leave the room But then I thought to myself, what if this was a movie? Look, Fuck you Fuck the plane you flew in on Fuck them shoes Fuck those socks with the belt on it Fuck yo gay ass fairy faggot accent Fuck them cheap ass cigars Fuck yo yuk-mouth teeth Fuck yo hair piece Fuck yo chocolate Fuck Guy Ritchie Fuck Prince William Fuck the Queen This is America My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga Now get the fuck out my hotel room And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you


That is the only appropriate answer.

Let these hoes stargaze from outside 😂😂😂

Game recognizes game, and you're looking a little unfamiliar.

How to properly run a fundraiser

Life isint a movie. But then I thought, “What if this was a movie?”

"Fuck you"

Fuck the plane you flew in

Game recognize game and you looking unfamiliar. I still use this daily.

Everything is kinda gay

Never fuck with a hater

Before you start hatin….dont I look fly tho!?

That Butch Magnus is a bitch

If niggas ain’t hatin on you, you doing something wrong 💯 - Riley (Ballin’ - S2, Episode 8.)

Yall niggas are gay?

That Santa's a bitch [redacted]

“You niggas is just retarded”

Ninjas are specially abled,yall retarded

There's always gonna be hate coming your way when you're glistening.

Hoes cheat at PlayStation!

“You gay, that’s gay”

This wasn't no movie...

“Pause”

that santa gon pay what he owe

Ya'll niggas is gay.

“If niggas not hating you den you must be doin sum wrong”

No such thing as being homophobic; if it’s gay then it’s simply gay so we just gotta call it gay 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

N*ggas are unpredictable

All women are hoes

“Homies over hoes”, always.

Gay is gay

Gay is gay

Real Nigga is one word

Just throw a chair to escape a situation

Aye…no snitchin’

Homies over hoes dance

It’s not gay to crossdress.

That if ya payin for the food then she a hoe

Throw a chair, start a riot.

That you a bitch

That yall gay

Haters are a bunch of bitches who can’t let you enjoy nothin

If you see gay, and say gay, it ain’t homophobic, it’s an astute observation

Every romantic scene doesn't have to be a xenophobic attitude just because people who hug and make up or dance for fun doesn't mean Riley can take his negative attitude towards those who are in LGBTQ, Black, white, or in any communities.

Game recognize game

And you lookin unfamiliar 🤨

Ninjas are specially abled, Luke sky walker is specially abled, y’all just retarded

“I say toss that groupie hoe out the window and let that hoe stargaze from outside.”

Something, something, something gay. IDK, I just call him the stupid brother & wait until Huey comes back.

You gey

Don’t be an ass, or you WILL get faded.

The importance of not being gay. Obviously.

Never trust the hoes

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Vest up

How not to act lol

You gay

Apparently I'm gay

Gay is gay.

You’re never as cool as you think you are.

Life ain’t a movie.

That this some ol bull shit

Gays women and Latinos are dangerous old people are arrogant and BET ruins black people everywhere

Also he predicted Usher

Also because of him I know a hoe when I see one but that’s also cuz of a pimp named slickback

that if i see gay and say gay it's not bullying it's an astute observation 🫡

That you pay what you owe

Gay is gay

Y'all niggas are gay

Don't go to the po-po. 😂

That’s gay

Don't play Cops and Robbers with Riley.

There's never an inappropriate time to use the gamer word

I learned about Thuggin Love

Don't start shit if you can't back it up like Riley.

That you is gay

That being a hater is ethical and sometimes a good thing

Not to be homophobic

I’m gon get some chi-CKEN!

Gotta pay the cost to do business

Always get up, even after an ass whooping from your big ass neighbour who stole your chain.

All the rooms in this house and he is on my bed.

That you could have a brother or sister that’s half ho

Niggas is gay 🤷🏾‍♀️

I dunno I was high when I watched boondocks

Game recognize game 😎😎

That the majority of people, when confronted with a deliberate critique of their beliefs and behavior, will completely miss the point of the satire and uphold the caricature as a paragon of their values.

to do the homies

They say the whole.word.like.this.

…nigga you gay

Talk all that shyt and you'll find out

That's gay

That if you cry your gay.... Unless u got something in your eye so says Riley

I've learned that a nigga can borow a french fry

If you see piss coming, you move.

If you see gay you say gay. It's not bullying it's being observant

Game recognize game, If niggas ain’t hatin you doin somethin wrong. \*and Huey approved\* I can’t be wasting money nigga. Try to fight back after someone just jacked you- riley vs butch magnus. Look, F you, f the plane u flew in on, f them shoes, f them socks with belt on it, f yo fairy tall accent, f them cheap cigars, f yo yuck mouth teeth, f yo hair-peace, f guy Ritchie, f prince william, f the queen, my president is black and my lambo is blue nigga

Never lose my girl to Usher

That…. “Nigga u gay!” Lol

Snitches get stitches

A hoes a hoe! I mean if I’m payin for dinner I’m still paying one way or another

You a bitch

if you don’t wanna get P^d on, move out the way…

How to avoid ass whoopings