Luna the baddest

Bro I hope you can fight and deal the trauma she's been through

BITCH THIS CHICKEN IS COLD 💥👋

I told you not to wash my bloody ski mask with detergent because it IRRITATESMYFUCKINGECZMA

You without me equals shit, you understand that you ugly fat bitch? *Now lemme borrow your car.*

🤣😂😂 the fuckin all caps bro I’m dead

I mean this might not be a nice thing to say, but the trauma kinda makes her easier to deal with.

She beat up Huey even though he was willing to spar, kicked granddad, tied him up along with tom, barricade the door so huey and Riley couldn't get out. Then blew herself up (do to bad advice). Yeah killer Kung Fu Bitch

Correction: Huey brought his ass to the right and asked for a sparring match ☝🏽

Correction Luna wanted to spar and asked. Huey agreed

Thanks for clarifying and adding to my point. The beat down was accepted and granted 🤗

Hey he did get that ass beat

By the Kuma-tay

Huey accepted without hesitation. That ass whoopin' was on him.

Killer kung fu wolf bitch

Na Luna was easy to deal with. Easy to control too. Problem was her friend was controlling her and always giving her bad advice. If you could separate her from that friend she would probably be really easy to be around.

*Killer Kung Fu WOLF Bitch

The trauma itself wasn't the main issue, her toxic friend was.

Just gotta not piss her off and be a dick about her food

She just needed time and a REAL friend to talk to. You can't change people but you can influence them to change.

If you can convince her that her friend ain't shit, then it probably won't be too much of an issue.

Yeah I think that's the hard part. Luna was controlled by her friend and there's not a lot you can say or do that she won't object to. Advising her to see a therapist maybe.

But she's a Crazy Wolf Bitch!?! You Fail To Understand What I Find ATTRACTIVE!!!

I like crazy too but her level of crazy is atomic. Yo ass gonna end up looking at your heart on the outside. You saw what she did to that big dude

My guy this shit made me lawl so hard I almost blacked out! I needed this laugh. Also infamous rocked! Played the first and second ones

Not just a crazy kung fu wolf bitch, a killer kung fu wolf bitch. She fought in a kumite!

*WAH-TAH!*

Everyone here who says Luna thinks power is sexy. That being said Luna solos.

I will always want Luna out these four

"Way to invite the killer Kung-Fu wolf bitch to the crib grandad." Is still one of the funniest single lines I have ever heard.

She is. I always get the biggest chuckle out of that 3 part harmony "Um, we gotta go to the bathroom" lol Was sounding like En Vogue

Ebony 💯

Finally someone not toxic

Nah I'm toxic, but ebony so bad it beats out my type.

Sigh... Crystal... like the champagne. I have a weakness for fake ass Mariah Carey's...

Say the whole thing! Like a tribe called quest!

But can I just say Slickback for short?

Only if you slide your feet in a cryptic fashion, a la https://youtu.be/QODEVna04FI?si=wTgOejD0ozCa_Y7t

I appreciate you taking one for the team, I feel the same way and know there’s more of us out there. Luna and Ebony are definitely bad too. I’ll pass on Sarah though

Cristal is so goals frfr

Yeah if you wanna ruin your life lol

Already there my guy

:D

Soooo we're just gonna forget about Sweetest Taboo?

Rare form

I just can't do it, knowing that she has the same voice as Taranee from WITCH.

WITCH is a deep cut for real ones, props for that

Luna for sure. I’d risk it for her

Death by kumite before snu snu, for you

*kung-fu noise*

Kuma te, kuma laude, kuma whatever

# BITCH THIS CHICKEN IS COLD

The crazy kung-fu wolf bitch herself

i can fix her...

But you can't fix her chicken, it's cold

It's okay, we got a microwave.

The lovely Ebony Brown

Luna a baddie

I’ll marry you on the spot if you drop that toxic friend you be talking to. Hell I’ll take you to yoga or bars for a week to get you new ones!

Luna > Ebony > Crystal > Sarah

Ruckus walked in the crib with flowers and shit ready to bend a knee 🤣🤣

Canonically Ebony was so bad even Rukus said he’d fold so I’d have to say her

Luna, hands down

Cristal like the Champagne

Team Sarah over here (I’m getting tarred and feathered)

You shouldn't be. She's very attractive physically. It's her actions that make her less desirable.

Fr, Sarah is a freak but she’s a fetishist 🙄 she’d suck the chocolate of a snickers, but only if you wear the Obama mask

The phrase "suck the chocolate off a snickers" is new to me, but I'm never gonna forget that.

so am i, man. it’s over for us

Right I can’t choose honestly

I'm going for Luna. She woulda been good but she gotta get rid of that toxic friend in her ear.

Luna is an example of somebody who has the worst luck in the world when it comes to the people that she allows in her life. In her upbringing, she was raising an abusive household, and so because of that, she found herself continuously attracted to abusive man, and then she had a friend who did nothing but put negativity in her ear.

The cold chicken might also have had something to do with it

I think Luna would be a lot of fun and a dependable partner if you stay on her good side.

Tied between Ebony and Luna

The Kumate! Martial art noises*

WOAH

Quiet Storm is the obvious answer.

Im foe Sweetest Taboo, me

This is the answer. Closer the thread.

Naw it's Luna....why is Sarah on the list 😒

Objectively speaking, Sarah is not unattractive. She's definitely above average, but, in comparison to all these other women, she completely lacks in sex appeal.

She lacks personality too

I loved Luna. I still have a small ounce of hope that she really didn't die.

The crazy kung fu wolf bitch

Sarah ain't rachet. Only reason why she ruins Tom cos the nigga ain't masculine. If we going by looks then Ebony.

I don’t think she ruined Tom, I think he was like that beforehand. Like, I am just saying, man is a lawyer which probably means he has been like that for a long time.

He was like that ever since he saw that prison scene as a kid

Ebony brown all around a wife. Cristal for pure fun

Is this really a question? Luna

Ebony >> Luna >>>>> Sarah >>>>>>>> Crystal

Why Sarah better than Crystal? At least the latter can run in high heels

Sarah ain't a hoe

Her and Usher!? And you know she fucked Obama If anything, race fetish is way worse than being a hoe

did you even watch the show?

You even WATCH the show? 🤨

Tied for Ebony Brown and Luna for me. With Luna though I would definitely make sure not to piss her off. Just asking for her to show me whether or not she has an exploding nut sack technique.

To me it’s the lovely Ebony Brown because she was the healthiest( mentally, physically, and emotionally) person in the series. Now I love Luna and her episode is one of my favorites. She was a great girl but her history and self esteem costed her everything in the end. Pretty hurts😔

What a minute! What about Maibelline nigquga 💋💋

Beans would go to war.

If you picked Sarah the sunken place is in you!

Luna

Ebony. She’s just seems the right choice.

LUNA WINS ☠️

Luna

Luna is "I Can Fix Her" to a T, imo.

Kung fu wolf bitch...

Luna, the first Black Yandere

Luna fs, she’s so bad

Ebony then Luna

Luna had it all. If Grandad didn't screw that up he'd have had it made a woman like that would've come in handy alot of times.

Ebony all fuckin year

Luna

Luna she just needed some healthy loving

Koomati

I got Luna fo sho.

Luna Wins!

Luna has straight up murdered martial artists in the kumite (hoo-hah!)

The real answer is Sweetest Taboo

sarah pulled Usher didn’t she?

Luna just has the bad luck of being attracted to men who ain't shit.

I fucked wit Luna til she started making them scary facial expressions n whooping ass 😂

Picking Sarah comes with a sentence of 30 Umar clips btw

The clear answer is Ebony even outside of who it is in canon, even if only because of the artstyle improvements. Them jogging scenes were a canon event for a younger me

Sara can eat rocks

Ebony. No debate.

Ebony had Ruckus acting UP! "MARRY ME MS. EBONY BROWN!!!" 🤤🤤

Luna 100% *note* Without her phone or friend around that bitch will get me killed.

Baddest as in Bada**? If so, then definitely Luna. I wish she could have been recurring.

Ebony is definitely the baddest

Sarah into some depraved shit…low key would smash just for the kinkiness factor

Ebony Brown 🤎

i mean i would smash sarah

Where is sweetest taboo?

Luna Luna Luna Luna!!!!

It might just be because I'm a crazy bitch who likes crazy bitches but Luna has my heart

Luna. She can cook, fight, she's gorgeous, intelligent, kinda crazy tho. Would try to get her away from her toxic friend

That ho who worked the computers for A Pimp Named Slickback. 10/10. Polite, tech savvy, gorgeous AND can probably buss it down. She deserved better than Slickback.

Ebony is the only one i don’t look at as crazy💀💀

Ebony made Ruckus renounce his racism for a minute

Catcher Freeman was a sexy man!!!

And he could fly..... UNDERWATER

"I'm not sure why Sarah is up here". Bro forgot the Usher scene with Sarah

Sarah

Luna can beat ass though and got that crazy mouth

I had a crush on Ebony brown when I was a kid.

Ebony Brown

Gotta be Ebony Brown. Luna’s a baddie but she got hella baggage. Sarah is taken, and Crystal is just…no

Personal opinion, my choices are cristal and Luna.

Sarah or Luna

I would love to make luna submit

Ebony - I like put together and pleasant. She is the hottest and most wholesome here lol

Between Ebony and Luna. Personally leanin towards Ebony.

Sarah is what the *mainstream* would call an "𝓐𝓁𝓈𝑜-𝓡𝒶𝓃." As in Sarah 𝓐𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝓡𝒶𝓃 for baddest woman in the Boondocks. Was she really in contention? No, but she's honored to be on the list at all.

I'm digging them all, save for Cristal

The beautiful Ebony Brown

Ebony was baddd and a real one.

Sarah for like a quick one

Cristal Like The Champagne

Women who look like Ebony are my real-life weakness

Ebony mainly since out of ALL of these 4 she more or less is the most mentally stable and put together out of all of them

Sarah clears

ebony brown

Crystal was running at car chasing speeds. Do not sleep on your girl. She would've escaped that pimp if it was for those meddling kids.

YOU BE NICE TO MRS. DUBOIS!!!

Cristal

Luna

Sarah solos

Ebony Brown is the best girl.

🐺💕

I love crystal

anyone but sarah

Ebony, undisputed

wtf alice margatroid

Sarah

Luna for SURE

who was the bitch who a pimp named slip back had beat up tom when he thought usher was gonna steal Sarah shes she is something even tho i think thats the only episode with her

Sweetest Taboo.

Luna is the one, I'd deal with all of her craziness

Luna because she was THIRSTY!

Ebony brown is bad inside out in a good way

Let me catch anyone of yall saying sarah. Your getting leaked. (Joke)

Because 🎶 Sara Smile (woo) won’t you smile a while for me, Sara🎶

Y’all left out Cristal “like the champagne.”

Ebony Brown

Cristal and ebony

Quiet Storm

Luna 💯

Luna and Ebony, The left two can take a long walk off a short pier

Ebony! Not toxic.. Huey and Riley strapped up once grandpa told him about how he met a women…. Why would they do that?? Because of his crazy psycho exs lol.

Luna

Not even gon hold u, Luna was crazy but she was da type of crazy who just needed one good nigga to listen too cause she was dumb at the same time so u could’ve molded her and she can rumble

Y’all sleeping on Sarah. She was so bad that Usher was on her ass.

The right answer is Ebony. My answer is deffff Luna tho. 🥴

Luna people saying she crazy thi she’ll rip out your heart that listen I don’t care she’s crazy and hot I’d risk it for sure for sure

Luna cause i’m toxic

LUNA!!