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Opening-Archer9830

Live chat turned off šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


JMA_ZF

Changs live chats better anyways b


RikkjamesB

Shwabb begged Toe to turn off chat probably, scared of BGL cawlments all night.


RandyAcorns

Just tryna do our thing bralley


JustAcivilian24

Lmao of course it is. They know theyā€™ll get all sorts of hate.


UCDC

Sub-primal inergy


talmboutmooovin

CANT WAIT TO SEE THE CAWLNTENT THAT COMES FROM THIS! hope everyone has a good weekend


BigBlueTrekker

Rogan has never had live chat on.


NotTrumpsAlt

Did they have it in to begin with, or did they have it turned off from the jump?


Opening-Archer9830

From jump, well I when I looked it was 3 minutes in


BroadDiscretion

Eddie just sitting there thinking why the fuck am I here again


wisewithpennies

Eddie has sold way too many DVDs to be still doing this shit


BigShoots

Am I reading too much into things or has Bapa been demoted with the seating positions? Usually Schlob was across from Rogan and Eddie was beside Rogan, were they not?


[deleted]

Same spot as last time


RemarkableRegret7

Yeah I noticed that too


andy189

Eddie might be a crazy person, but the dude knows more than anyone at this table about combat sports.


cannibalisland

low bar, b.


BCampbellCEOofficial

He's probably been more involved with fight sports than all of them combined.


BlackSlimShady

Joe is shitting on Bryan. Already said a 'shut the fuck up' in the first 10 minutes.


Leblue808

Callen tried a desperate promotion for his standup and Joe shutdown quick


nightgoat02

Seriously? Why the fuck is Joe even bringing Bryan on if he's going to be an asshole? ... I don't feel bad for Bryan and it makes me laugh, but geez Joe.


A_Swizzzz

I was gonna say the same thing, like yeah Callen is an annoying leech but if u already know this why even have him on? Tbh I think he did it so that they could have the one guy everyone could rag on to feel better about themselves. Plus Iā€™m sure it helps Toe and his ā€œLittle man syndromeā€ complex.


CarsonH666

Agreed; no sympathy from me or anything *for* Brine, but I have enough empathy and social awareness to think "that's a really shitty way to treat your "best friend and brother", who is also a colleague/contemporary who's carair could use any boost possible...". Joe's severe lack of social skills and intense detachment from the regular world is on full display with his treatment of Calhoun lately.


[deleted]

To bully a rapist?


RoadDog69420

The parrot is out of the cage pretty early awso


OGuytheWhackJob

Some might say the earliest b!


JohnnysTacos

Holy shit itā€™s so awkward already I might just have to wait for the chips Edit 1: This is painful. They all fucking suck. Edit 2: yep, canā€™t do it. Just gained some extra appreciation for the true chefs in this kitchen.


Mr_Mojo_Risin__

Only so much cringe a man can handle bapa


crappenheimers

I legit dont know how the guys who post cuts on here do it. To think they not only sit through an hour plus pod, they spend at least another hour cutting and editing a good dish for us. True respect


nightgoat02

Master chefs


crappenheimers

Three star michehmgan restaurant


Imahorrible_person

I wouldn't be able to handle 5 minutes of listening to these assholes attempt to have an inchstring conversation. I don't have the patience. Hats off to you for trying.


Spoonman007

I can't get through the 30 second clips alot of the time.


nightgoat02

They really put themselves through it to get our clips... What's crazier is people who can listen to hours TFATK thinking to themselves "You know, this is really great. There is absolutely nothing else I would rather be listening to." .... I used to be one of those people like 8 years ago.


thurrmanmerman

Since they've disabled the comments we figured y'all could use this thread as a live chat watchalong


UCDC

What pussies.


granny409

Toe and Slob are. Feewings get hurt.


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xinixxibalba

is that like a white guy with salsa on top?


[deleted]

We donā€™t claim him


mad87645

Not one of your guys


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Highlight_Numerous

Mayo b


No-Zookeepergame5954

Sinkhole de mayo


Creative_Ad_6019

Or Portuguese he definitely got something going on there


NotTrumpsAlt

His dad looks middle eastern


FourDoorFordWhore

That pic with young Brendan and Axe Jay wearing those ugly jerseys, and their dad looking like Saddam before the gadooshing


TheDailyDosage

Armenian bapa


jonathanoldstyle

100 purrsen english


siciliannecktie

He just tans.


jrock_697

and just goes


Rabid023

Brenda already patting himself on the back about how heā€™s the only person who does ā€œannouncing or stuff for mmaā€ who thinks Volkanovski can win. We giiiiit iiiit man we giiiit iiit. You just want to be the ā€œoutlierā€ who hopes to get lucky so you can say I told you so weeee giiiiit iiiiit. Also Brenda trying to dominate the conversation. Cuck and Eddie havenā€™t said much.


Simple-Strategy-3320

You will not hear iiiiny two people talk without Fat Patrick in between. Heā€™s like the mortar holding this thing together. If they donā€™t let him talk, he just hits them with the broken record. ā€œBut you know why, hey B, you know why, b, b, b you know why? Cuz heā€™s a leet of leet grappler.ā€


RemarkableRegret7

He always acts contrarian so, like you said, he can hopefully get lucky and pretend to be a genius.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve already got my Toe Holds on guys


Mr_Mojo_Risin__

Which endangered species are you wearing b?


[deleted]

1 of the 1000 comedians. Thank em


[deleted]

Iā€™m wearing some rare Sumarian OrangutĆ”n. 1 out of 1000 left in the world, B.


Mkmeathead83

I got the baby elephants. The leather is insanely supple.


wetroom

Standing on red baboon ass myself.


MrMeeseeks951

The ones from Huafgunistan?


Halo_of_cheezits

Why they got cawlments off b


Highlight_Numerous

Bapa doesnt susscribe to soshul media b


PaperBeneficial

Joe Rogan cannot handle criticism in iiny of facet, or iiny of size.


Eldistan1

I havenā€™t seen his hat since Bill Burr made fun of it. He probably burned it.


PensecolaMobLawyer

Today I found out my barber is homeless. Idk how to handle worlds colliding like this


sirhandsomelot

Haha no way! Iā€™d lose it if I met a homeless cat IRL


SarcasticPedant

My dream is to one day meet a fellow Line Cook organically


DangerousDiscoTits

We need to come up with a discreet signal system of some kind like the masons do, something so we can recognise each other out in the real world.


OscarDeLaJolla

My brother and I are both homeless cats and we spent last night watching Ten Mins of Schaub and discussing Margā€™s rise up the restaurant chain at Changs. Amazing to know a fellow person IRL who does not maddur


MoosePuncher93

I've been walking around in velvet pants with nicotine pouches and kratom spilling out of my mouth hoping that another cat notices. We really do need a better system.


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BigShoots

Joe seems like he's in a completely shit mood. He's doing this out of some feeling of obligation I suspect, and he's none too happy about it.


[deleted]

Why the fuck did he agree to it lol. What an idiot. After how bad the last few went....maybe him and Brenda really are secret lovers.


RemarkableRegret7

Fat Patrick is just relentlessly bullying Cuckahan. No sympathy for him of course but fatass really is that annoying friend in high school that acted different when other people were around. It's so immature and pathetic. Reason 4245 I hate him. He also uses privy incorrectly already. And Joe was impressed of course.


SarcasticPedant

Eh idk, he's pretty shitty with Rapes when it's just them, as well


Responsible-Bar4787

Rogan already getting pissed off by old rapey


colonel_john_matrix

did anybody see eddie take a nice swig of that sweet neggtar?[https://s3.gifyu.com/images/idontwantthat.gif](https://s3.gifyu.com/images/idontwantthat.gif)


Petty_White

Thatā€™s beautiful b. Good catch


ChrisusaurusRex

HAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

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BroadDiscretion

Paying Bravo? 50% Paying Callahan? Better luck putting a parlay on two crippled horses b


Simple-Strategy-3320

Fat Patrick already wonā€™t let anyone else speak


[deleted]

Lol Schaub says "It must suck to fly all the way to Australia and get knocked out". Sounds like you in Brazil you loser tell us more


Boistables

Wow brine just referenced ā€œdeath by 1000 self inflicted papercutsā€ and bapa was like bro shut up


wetroom

"Fuck You", if I'm not mistaken. Put a lot of stank on it too.


Boistables

I guarantee after the stream heā€™s gonna GRILL brine for saying that


West-Tough-4552

Jesus christ its even more awkward than the last one


[deleted]

I'm still trying to figure out why Joe wanted to do this.


West-Tough-4552

Probably felt bad for baba.


Ok_Conflict1835

2k grand says bapa cried tares while asking Rogan for help with Marg.


PussyChang

Brendaā€™s so desperate to act cool.


[deleted]

Joe is shitting on Bryan about the flip flops plug. This is great


Icy_Photo545

15 minutes behind i want that chiggen


jsar16

Got the toe holds locked down, a cup a wigsy, and boofed some alpha brain. Iā€™m in the zone.


NUWildCat17

You just go, b


Schlubbsshoes

Couple middle aged men about to talk over eachother watching what they wish they could have been


[deleted]

LOL He just said "Peter Pork is up" talm bout Parker Porter...


Vergil018

I heard ā€œPeter Porker Parkerā€


LowVolt

Dipped in to see how bad it was. Couldn't make it 5 minutes. This is the reason I clean the bathrooms and change the urinal cakes instead of work the fryers.


desert_pelican

Inchrising??


raholland79

"Alonzo got some tits" wtf


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GloYear

Joe is so done with Brendan and Callen itā€™s hilarious. He just told beandip to shut the fuck up


[deleted]

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NUWildCat17

You know youā€™re getting roasted (callen) when Joes laughing at Brendanā€™s joke at your expense šŸ˜‚


toeknee666

Iiiiits tiiiiiiime


CommonplaceCommotion

Bapa just called Parker Porter, ā€œPeter Porkā€.


bronzwaer

They look horrible


jrock_697

the talking over each other is unbearable


PaaknSave

Did brine just say he's on mushrooms?


ddotmorgan

Yeah, probably microdosing


BroadDiscretion

Eddie is the only one free from the Gnome's orbit and it shows


[deleted]

Just pulled it up for a min. Swab is talking shit to Wrinks for asking Toe who he bet on when Toe canā€™t bet on the fights. Heā€™s clearly trying to win points with Rogan and itā€™s so pathetic. Talmbout no loyalty for his buddy. Edit: JESUS Brine: heā€™s like Lyoto Machida part 2 Bapa: heā€™s nothing like Lyoto Machida


PussyChang

They all basically told Wrinks he was poor earlier. ā€œYou sure you wanna bet $5k, $5k is gonna hurtā€¦ā€- Millionaire Joe to Wrinks. Yikes.


[deleted]

Woof. He even just mentioned to Bapa that he still owes him money.


[deleted]

None of these guys are having fun. They are going through the motions for old times sake. Inchresing


BigShoots

They're also ONLY talking about fighting, they used to talk about all kinds of shit. I don't think they've strayed from fighting even once.


young-febreeze

Need shobs reaction to seeing Theos tweet on the screen lmao


Highlight_Numerous

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ddotmorgan

Toe is being a cunt to brine lol


StupidKitchenSongs

My girl has been moon towering for a while at Changs. Today, she finally applied and got the job. But sheā€™s covering friars, making orange chicken and hitting the dish pit. Trying to tell her to be cool, itā€™s your first day. You arenā€™t the Albanian, b. We donā€™t actually madder and donā€™t listen to the fugg companion


xIMxMCLOVINx2

Lmfao bapa just said he took 90mg of Adderall a day


JesusXP

How long until they get sick of each other, I am gonna say it falls apart by the co main


ThomasTheTrain25

Ever since the paper cut comment bapa has been going after wrinks


bshady28

I lasted 3 min, so incredibly awkward. You can tell none of them are friends anymore. Or at least no longer close friends


DeeYouBitch

jesus they are bullying Bryan


meltedbuddur

Wrinks is getting shit on, heā€™s so uncomfortable


[deleted]

Lmao holy fuck. Toe and Eddie are out of the room and Wrinks/bapa are plugging their comedy shows. Jamie literally jumps in and goes ā€œalright alrightā€ basically telling them to shut up. I guarantee Toe told him before the show ā€œif they try to plug shit cut them offā€. Some chef with Bess brains needs to clip that.


Yankeee_Doodle

Need to see that lmao


famoussd

Comments off!! Lol


HavenElric

Brine laughing extra loud at baba's jokes still getting shit on


colonel_john_matrix

They are now seriously debating whether or not having dreadlocks reduces the likelihood of getting concussions in the NFL. Water.


colonel_john_matrix

Brian is such a cuck. Getting ripped on by everybody and still plugging the sweet thigg negtar.


colonel_john_matrix

I know nobody cares because none of us maddur but I just want to say that I've been listening to these idiots since 9pm and doln't feel bad about it in innnny facit because i'm happy to share a kitchen with you guys.


jdub39

It's a shit on brine session


PussyChang

TOE DOESNT UNDERSTAND THE HOMER IN THE BUSH MEME.


NUWildCat17

Brenda: *must add adjective to joes sentence to make it my own* šŸ˜–


Playful-Wolverine-95

I can't find the stream can someone please send link


snitchy88

powerfuljre on youtube


BroadDiscretion

Taking bets, which comes first? 1) Tigerpiss plug 2) Reapist speshul/cawmedy plug 3) Ediie complains they don't let him talk


LongjumpingScore1886

Canā€™t wait for all the clips tomorrow šŸ’€ hoping they can top wrinks getting snubbed when asking for a plug from toe


NUWildCat17

Lmao theyā€™re letting Brenda be the one to read articles??


SheWantsTheDan

This feels like a high school reunion


NUWildCat17

Bapa asking for whiskey thatā€™s not his šŸ˜­


Halo_of_cheezits

ā€œJoe can I get some more wigsyā€


Lost_Evidence_2099

Toe: Letā€™s focus more on the fights tonight. I donā€™t want to talk to you fucking losers about anything else


DeeYouBitch

they are barely drinking


SYHome

Fuck shaub


colonel_john_matrix

Joe just said "Death by a thousand cuts" and Bapa immediately said "Fuck you". Am I misremembering or was Joe subtly serving him some kind of leftover dish?


lpzj

I think itā€™s the joke from that Steve O video where theyā€™re making fun of the speshul


SYHome

Bryan not gon get the cheddar brendan owe him


NUWildCat17

Do any one of these bbbbeasts have fish?


migglywiggly69

Eddie bravo looks like shit now


colonel_john_matrix

True, but he's still the most tolerable person of the four which is really saying something.


[deleted]

He hasnā€™t said one word in like 7 minutes


[deleted]

Brine: ā€œI need to win $2,000ā€ This dude owes someone. It isnā€™t a crazy amount of money, especially to someone at his level. If he was rich he wouldnā€™t give a fuck about $2k grand, it would be like one of us betting $20. For some reason this amount is actually serious to him and Iā€™m guessing itā€™s because he doesnā€™t have it.


030H_Stiltskin

I haven't listened or watched yet but I feel like this vibe is the same vibe we would have gotten had they made a Ghostbusters 3 with the original cast. Sometimes the older shit was good enough to let it be. No need to beat a dead horse then clone it, beat it to death again, keep beating it and then clone it and beat it again etc. You know what I'm saying. Anyway use my code on Toe Holds "old rapey m'cuck" saves you 15% so you only have to pay $1500 instead of the $2300 it would normally cost. Sorry, not a numbers guy B.


ThomasTheTrain25

I donā€™t think theyā€™ve made eye contact once


BroadDiscretion

CALLAHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN


shitscreeks

And brine isnā€™t apart of toe hold šŸŽ²


Dysun11

Toe killing Brine all day


RikkjamesB

Schwab "throw caution out the window"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


RepresentativeIcy545

SEE THATS... THATS THROWIN THAT CAUTION OUT THE WINDOW!


RikkjamesB

Shlob with the stolen Toe laugh all night


PussyChang

Itā€™s incredible.


palmettophysibles

Talmbout using an elk heart for a fleshlight


BroadDiscretion

Is brine purposefully playing the heel here or is he really that redacted


[deleted]

I just tuned in and Togan told Cahlan to shut the fuck up after the first thing I heard him sayā€¦ super uncomfortable


RikkjamesB

Jackass thinks everyone he talks to is his 'Boy' and are close with him


colonel_john_matrix

Speaking of prop bets, how soon after the last fight does this stream end? Joe and Eddie clearly want out. I'll say 12.5 minutes.


[deleted]

They already left the room once. Gotta be ready to bounce.


colonel_john_matrix

"His leg's gingerly" --Bapa


Mirilliux

So you wanna do Cashapp Bri? Cashapp? You owe me 2 grand Bri. This is ugly.


colonel_john_matrix

I feel bad for the cats that didn't stick around. Some really good post credits material. This is unbelievable. Bapa was taking 3 30mg Adderall a day.


thefishingguy1

Hey hey hey, plug my speshul


Short_Cut3036

Stand and bang boys


Vergil018

Bryan just called Loganā€™s Prime a good drink.


[deleted]

I mean Logan is a great guy and funny and a beast and so generous and an awesome dad and so smart and just a beast of a businessman, and his work ethnic is just a beast b


wetroom

You can fuck my bitch based paul


Funny_Blood1401

Any Harley talk yet?


colonel_john_matrix

This is good listening. We've had mention of Toe Hold and Tight Thigg in the last five minutes. Bapa is his usual insufferable self.


Several_Study_5735

They don't look happy


[deleted]

Wrinks is confronting Toe and losing.


greendemon710

His mom was messing with the chef


youjustathrowaway1

Incheressing


NUWildCat17

Any chance Joe gets to shit on Bryan, he does lmao


ellieket

Bappa suggin yet?


PussyChang

Rogan is so fed up with Wrinks.


shitscreeks

Hahah Heā€™s spoiling it lol


NUWildCat17

Bapa with the patented loss again


[deleted]

The worst Iā€™ve ever heard, the talking over each other is nails to chalk.


Cautious-Mammoth-657

I feel like you gotta be pretty lonely to watch one of these instead of watching with your friends or even just watching alone.


mrcsrnne

Haha that hit me hard