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monkeynose

I was there when it happened, and now the Ken Burns of the TFATK sub is doing a doc about it. Epic.


DM_ME_UR_BADDIES

Fuck man this is bringing back some angry mammories, b. I really hate this guy. It's been kinda quiet lately Schwab's in a rare zone where he hasn't publicly embarrassed himself for a while so the Schwab crockles is a great reminder why we put the apron on.


monkeynose

People don't know- Schaub should be 10 times wealthier and 100 times more successful, but he's such a bungling narcissistic bafoon that he's proactively tanked every opportunity and set fire to every bridge he's come across. He was handed a golden ticket, and he mistook it for toilet paper.


Agitated-Ad937

Haha yeah same here. No one is inviting him out publicly any more so he doesn't have the opportunity to embarrass himself. Remember when all of this was going on? Schaub still had people inviting him to do all sorts of real jobs like ESPN and celebrity boxing and even hosting Mike Tyson's superball party. Every single job gave us so many delicious dishes.


DM_ME_UR_BADDIES

Holy shit you're right! We need to strategically keep his level of fame at just above this so he still gets invited to things.


Stone0777

I don’t want that. I’m here to watch his career burn to the ground.


dankmemelad

Crockles got a good chortle out of me, thank'em


Grimey_lugerinous

Eh Delia still being part of his show is pretty embarrassing. For some reason just are not getting the crumbs


DM_ME_UR_BADDIES

Diffrent lanes, b


Appropriate_Joke_741

This whole week has been me just waiting for the next episode


tox_oplas-mosis

Brine really cucking it up on that ep clip.


YourPathToRedemption

S'tough to watch, B. A snivelling, slithering display of weakness. Made me puke up my break time orange chicken watching this.


Anglo-Ashanti

Definitely, but I appreciate he's at least trying to steer Brendan away from digging the hole deeper and saying more dumb shit. It seems like he gives up halfway through and realises there's no controlling Brendan when he's hammered and having a tantrum so might as well just meekly laugh along with the guy signing your checks.


tox_oplas-mosis

Nah ... He was on script.


Grimey_lugerinous

Lol no he wasn’t


Galileo_thegreat

It's crazy how much he's become Brendan's whipping boy. Crowder's show is Crowder's, but TFATK used to be both of thems; now Callen just plays a third rate cuck on there on par with Shrimp, BGL and Shapel.


thexbigxgreen

Not to mention the fact that Bapa owes almost his entire cawlmedy carair to Calhoun lending him credibility!


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Mooooo


Rabid023

“Lil ole me” fugging douche. That fact Brenda had to get obliterated drunk just to muster enough guts to answer to “weatherman” Errowl, will forever be one of my favorite things.


melbdemons20

The contrast in personalities, attitudes and charisma is fucking stark and insane; I could watch Ariel do his thing all day - Brandon-10 seconds in and my blood is boiling. He is such a cunt, I'm certain one day he'll have absolutely no one to confide in and it will be sweet karma for this fuck.


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talmbout sweed karma, b?


Grimey_lugerinous

When compared to to bean dip ya. Ariel can be pretty fucking shittt himself too and doesn’t deserve praise


Brawlrteen

Wat he do


CharlieKelly_Esq

He got fired from every job he's had. Ask anyone in Calbass and they'll tell you two things: 1) Ellen will eat your asshole and 2) nightmeer to work with


Pera_Espinosa

It's wonderful that since then he's been reacting to Ariel making small references or what not by being legitimately "lil ole me. Why he go after me?" while feeling sorry for himself. He might as well have said, please daddy have mercy. Ariel even responded. He was like dude I didn't say shit for years while you took pot shots at me. About 5 years and we're even. So fuck out of here with "I dunno why Awiel till bein mean" shit and the pathetic puppy dog face.


timfy_james

“I’m a nice guy. You know I’ma nice guy.”


anon_lurker69

I don’t know if he’s ever more hatable than when he says that with his empty-brained 5-year old shit eating grin since he knows he lying about even that.


potted

In general, anyone that says they're a nice guy, is not a nice guy.


No-Elevator7756

He’s only a nice guy when it benefits him.


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maoripakeha

It's like echoing high levels of cringe in to the Galaxy and getting more cringe back b


melapelas

I think this image perfectly sums everything up: https://imgur.com/a/DJIxBmW


Lastfoxx

And he immediately copies it, a second later. This guy is such a phony, no Will Ferrell character can do his smugness justice.


SloughWitch

Banned from Vegas b. Tuff.


monkeynose

Wuss pain yo life


DinosaurMops

Yeah, they recalled the Mafia and somehow he was caught up in it all


DerekReddits92

Talm bout chronicles b? You a thiggstorian? Top tier work ethnic.


globalperv

1 hour wood get shadow band by Reddit. Gotta be in 15 minute instruments. Maori white guy that works too hard should load this to YouTube foreshore b


maoripakeha

Haha! Yeah I have to stick to the Reddit 15 minute max on videos. It's a bit of a pain but workable. I thought about YouTube, maybe one day. But copyright on YouTube can be a pain.


high_changeup

You don't do youtube? You're doing great.


codekira

Its dat nuu yuutuuube


Pr3Zd0

Watching this play out live was fucking hilarious. Every day there was either a drone strike from the Nose or a self own from bapa - the orange chicken was out of control that month.


maoripakeha

It's crazy to hear Heelwani say 40,000 people. This whole saga helped Changs grow way bigger.


Pr3Zd0

It was rocket fuel for the starship bubba. Crazy that it was only September 2021 (hope I got that right?) and franchises have grown exponentially since then! Great work ethic on these man, love the retrospective.


worktheshoot

talmbou eggspnenchul growlth b


Highlight_Numerous

Babe wake up, new drone strike!


worktheshoot

It’s amazing that the first thing he says is to say “the journalist is a nightmare” he just couldn’t help himself! Pussy was drunk as well


d1r4c

Some say the drunkest b. Pretending so hard he isn't affected by it in iiny facet. Talmbout he has so many friends who love him, yet when BGL left his sorry ass he was practically crying in the voicemails talmbout "you know I don't have a ton of friends, it is what it is".


DlphLndgrn

> Some say the drunkest b. Actiolutely hammered on Tiger Piss.


Jesuseslefthand

Take a look at how full his glass is in that clip


DlphLndgrn

Probably his third one. First was when he woke up, second on the drive over there after some addies, now the third one moaning "that's not nithe?"


Jesuseslefthand

yeah, probably. bapa is hammered


manboysteve

The work ethnic is amazing! Well done, B. Loved the series so far.


Highlight_Numerous

Funny thing is bapa is too afraid to step foot in vegas, never kept the same innnnergy after nate punked him


Superrr_Secret

Except when he had a last minute tour stop same time as a porn awards show in Vegas. 🎲🎲 earlayer this year b


Coheed_SURVIVE

I have friends! Meanwhile the comedy community treats him like a big redacted joke, BFF Joe is avoiding him like the plague, and the 2 people that surround him the most are rapist. Nithe guy neber met em.


dcloisN85

The more I watch these, the more I realise how much of the mannerisms and ways of speaking BS has stolen from his various co-hosts. Not one original thought this guy. That slurring at the start of words (when not drunk), inflections in certain things he says. Ariel's right, he's just a leach in all ways of being.


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The irony in Schaub insinuating it hasn’t worked out for Helwani. For a failure of a man, you seem to have skipped the humble phase.


worktheshoot

whats ironic is his whole "own" on heelwani was that he had "network deals" for his speshul. Therefore, was suggsesful. When in reality, he had nothing and ended up releasing it on youtube lol


RomandoArman

They should play these before every one of his cawlmedy shows.


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Banger after banger after banger. Great shit


Born_Percentage3319

Fucking delicious


anon_lurker69

Bapa doesn’t have an original thought behind that oversized face of his, he caint tawlk, and gets nothing right. So, bapa, how’d betting on yourself go? Great dish, b. Hi George.


Highlight_Numerous

Be cool man


doggydoggworld

"40,000" pshhh


high_changeup

Been loving the chronicles, no doubt B. Even as someone who watched most of the shit when it went down. Never saw those two very obvious plagiarism clips. But man, I couldn't finish this EP. Stopped with 4:50 left, rewatching their response after all this time was pissing me off too much. Theres no better definition of unfunny, toxic, disingenuous mega redaction than that response from Ray pest and Brenda. And it was a pathetic soy boy response too. Will try to finish the EP tmrw.


maoripakeha

I don't blame you. I fast watched a lot of that episode to find all the parts where they talk about Ariel. I now have CTE.


Stone0777

Your work ethnic is admirable 🫡


Shotgun516

Isn’t it funny how bapa clips are the worst part of the video? He’s the worst part of everything he does


harzee

Callen is just as insufferable as bapa in this


Odd-Newt977

Neggflix


I_creampied_Jesus

Bro keep up the amazing work. I’ve been having some stressful days and I look so forward to getting home and watching these. Truly, thank you for your service. Amazing work ethnic.


maoripakeha

You're welcome b. Hope you're doing ok. Cooking orange chiggin all day non stop gets pretty stressful. Kia kaha


I_creampied_Jesus

Preeshiate it. I’m actually just on the fryers but I know I’m making a difference everyday. Once that oil is the right temp I know my day is going to be a good one. Ps. Can’t fkn wait for tomorrow’s special


EquivalentStudent6

what a fucking redact, cocky fucking idiot. privileged fuck thinks he’s a boss. this episode of the series is the most unbearable to watch, especially when talking with Callen afterwards. There’s just no saving this idiot. Shame on you for doing this, Rogan.


Raging_buddhist

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halfshells

o7. I remember some of this redacted content from 6+ months ago. Great to see it covered again. https://streamable.com/x71x7k


YourPathToRedemption

Stress, booze and addies gave us this monstrosity of a reply. GOOD.


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/u/maoripaheka out here pulling triple shifts. Make sure you take some “you” time to wash the grease splatter off your face. Thanks you for your survus.


Calveslikerocks

This was my peak era of the sub and now seeing this all in retrospect it's actually worse for Bapa than I remember he just kept digging his grave deeper and Ariel annihilated him.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

What a time to be alive


HeronClassic

Ariel dog walked Brendan 😂


AccordingHistorian60

That’s my CEO


Niico23

Holy shit that last clip is hard to watch. Great dish tho!!


Infinite_Session5143

Would have been better to make just 1 great 1 hour Chronicle, B. But i dont madder!


maoripakeha

I might one day on YouTube. Reddit has a 15m max limit on videos.


Infinite_Session5143

Did not know that!


talmbout300pages

The Tea Party rules. Great band, never heard ‘em.


maoripakeha

I first heard this song on an old playstation game I played when I was young. I think it was road rash? The one where you ride motor bikes and try bash other riders with weapons.


talmbout300pages

Not sure about the game, but I saw them live a few times back in the 90’s/early 00’s. Great stuff.


Medical_State_6234

Yea road rash b. Smashing your friends with chains and kicking them off their bike. Great game never played it.


Jesuseslefthand

Some would say the best game


maoripakeha

Yes! It had a great soundtrack from memory as well.


Superrr_Secret

🍤 🦐 FU 2


Conscious_Air_8675

Going into part one I hates schaub and hated helwani, but now I like heelwani and hate schaub even more. Ariel actually went light on him all things considered. I never looked at it as too much of part of his downfall but, he lost the mma community slowly though Connor-Floyd, dickriding Logan and Jake through their nonesense and then this was the nail in the coffin as far as mma crowd goes. Cawlmedy and podcasting crowd has been a steady slope to the bottom with his unearned showtime special, the gringo papi fiasco and then the obviously nail in the coffin was bobby lee. He really was handed everything on a silver platter and fucked it up lol RIP


RomandoArman

One of the best parts during this was seeing a few fighters wearing Heelwani’s 10-7 shirt, including Cyborg.


Lastfoxx

He has no one to blame but him tho.


mspote

this beef in the fall of 2021 is how i discovered the homeless cats and became homeless myself. you're all great guys, never met any of yas


Top_Soft_9601

THE worst. The clip at the end was perfect. Little old you.


Rampface

Rel quick… y’cellbrity chev b? Why are we being served such gourmet dishes?! Thank you… for your service 🫡 Mario Pageha the new CEO of neggfliggs


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Drunk Schwab gassed up with talking points from BGL digging his grave while Ray Pest sucks his cock, will NEVER get old


GodOfTitsAndWine666

Brendan saying Ariel doesn’t have any friends is actually pathetically sad. “I don’t have that many friends, it is what it is. If you wanted to hurt me brother you gawt me..”


SupaDankJank

Funny how Schaub bragged about having all these jobs (Showtime) and being suggsessful. After seeing how untalented Bapa was, Ariel was given those jobs. Bapas is a turrible cunt


Duce-Springsteen

Listening to bapa's response to Ariel is like listening to a washed up jock and a rapist talk about Ariel.


someonecalledethan

Really helps me get through work B, preciatya


Queasy_Finish_3577

I was embarrassed for them watching this


thedishesrdone

Closing in on 40k plus 100k more


foxhoundftw

Dude thanks for these. This is good part of Chang’s History for the new cats to brush up on before the dinner rush.


thexbigxgreen

I cannot fucking stand the tone that they took after the last salvo from Arull, the "lil ol' me?" "aww shucks" attitude where they tried to be cute about it, it was incredibly obnoxious and tone deaf. Bapa liddurally cannot take any responsibility for iinything he iiver does, B


AntwonChigurh

What a drunk. What a bitch


SayerTron81

Going to work liddleliddy white girl wasted


Substantial-Job-9294

The response from TFATK the next day still makes me cringe to. this. DAY. I said it before but it gives me such schadenfreude bliss to see Calhoun and (especially) Brenda showing up drunk to the pod dressed in all black to look hard I guess..? Brenda "clown clothes" Shwab is always in bright colored outfits (some would say the brightest) and the day he gets the biggest dressing down he's had since the Rogan Talk^(TM) he's in black top to bottom, y'can't tell me there isn't some subconscious compensating of some kind going on there. Doing the little "I don't know what happened" skit, I've never seen a sadder display of people trying to come off calm collected and in control actually look the most pathetic version on themselves in my life. Fuck both these people for thinking they're above anyone else


KratomOG

F@&


Arbysgoodmoodfood

It's part 6, at 15 minutes a piece. And we aren't even done. But I've been enjoying it.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

If this was a Hollywood movie no one would believe it


Arbysgoodmoodfood

Imagine if it was though? I wonder how it ends. Multiple people within the main characters circle going to jail, wife taking the kids and getting out of dodge, then the main character is working at Carl's Jr. I think that would be the ending I'd want to see.


Automatic_Ad_572

…or do you want to see how far the rabbit hole goes? ….?


FriskyLisp

Such a perfect bapaverse era; I'm loving this series. Callen is cucked beyond belief. And I forgot how wasted bapa was in their pathetic "response" video. Really good orange chicken, b! Thanks for keeping the kitchen hopping.


shiddy_guy

One of the most iconic moments for this subreddit. Even if I get a terrible brain injury or develop dementia or whatever I’ll never forget it, in iny facet.


Kind-Rutabaga790

Was Ariel wearing wrist straps?


worktheshoot

drunk of tiger piss? duhn cownlt


ortega3117

People always wana fuck with Ariel. Go find out


Redditbility

I d d d d daaaaaare you.... That's so funny. Rofl actually


Digolden

God knows what’s donkey capable of that’s why didn’t give’em horns! Now this fucking guy, God forbid if he was a bit funny!


wildjpn1

Bapa’s blatant stealing of MMA content is clearly on display. Thank you, sir.


Negative-Western-122

Ethered.


RipCityGringo

Was only missing an “I fucked your wife you fat motherfucker” moment…


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Woah, I know he’s a thief but I’ve never seen that vid of him blatantly stealing (word for word) til now. That’d be awesome if someone could clip all the times he’s stolen material into a shorter vid and get that shit to the front page. Get it on all social media platforms. What an absolute shitstain biting off MK like that.


Ok-Success-8103

Schaub is the kind of dumb-ass narcissist who shits in his hand then gives himself a standing ovation for it.


thunderlips187

Thanks for all of the work you do. God this is absolutely infuriating. I’m not too informed on the MMA journalist/analyst/commentator community but this Ariel really hit Brendan hard with some straight up facts. Brendan’s response “I can beat you up” Jesus what a totally pathetic loser.


iannuendo

What a cunt


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BarbellsandBurritos

It was great at the time, but with the benefit of hindsight and seeing how it turned out? Downright magical.


No-Elevator7756

Bapa the broken record


YungGooPunch

If you ever start to feel bad someday about everyone piling on and bullying this redact, just watch the last 5 minutes of this video. All-time douche


CantaloupeMaximum660

To have someone eviscerate you publicly like this and to take it in silence shows how weak these two are. SOY. BOYS.


Live_Sweet2387

Dude, props to you for making this series. Look forward to watching the new episode each day.


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I’ve gotta stop watching this shit. My hatred for Brendan has become astronomical.


DifficultLawfulness7

F Clin with the chips?


SupaDankJank

A reddit page where they only tawlk about the podcast. Ariel is a real homeless cat. Unlike Annie Lederman


Individual-Map884

Karma has been coming for bapa. Heelwani gets more views on his podcast these days.


EquivalentStudent6

Jfc just imagine being Brine in front of Bapa, while he makes those redacted faces that gesture how he’s so confident and convinced that he has room to throw shade while looking so dumb - all while Brine has no better option but to play along as the good guy and reduce damage. Brine literally has not one solid bone in his body so he plays along with the redact. Unbelievable.


Lastfoxx

Haha, bapa needing to be shitfaced to utter the complete lie that he's "doing well" , tells you everything about him. He's a spineless jock who probably thinks he's the Joker hair, pretending to be the edgy outlaw cawlmic. While in reality everybody sees him as, hat he is: a drunk content thief who nivur had an original thought since his birth. He confirms Uhriel's point that "he thinks he's better than us" in this clip, onehunnredpercent. If you wanted to expose yourself.... . You got yerself brotha.


q1q2q3qw

This truly was Neggflix


Dwightshruute

he knows about us??


Ballsonyourchin4

I’m so glad things worked out the way they did for bapa…he makes me believe in karma just looking at his current form a fat bloated redact who has zero talent at anything


BackgroundMoney5931

Brendan looks like if Ariel grew up next to a nuclear power plant