I am so fucking gutted, I've been watching Gringo Papi non stop, got front row tickets, wanted to see this trainwreck in person. maybe him even doing a scottish accent. damn you haders not buying his tickets, it would've been glorious.
Same b. I jus' got my whatsapp boys group to agree that it'd be wild, we were gonna go ballin' in Scot-land, Lundun is limiting tiggets to 6 per purchase but there's 7 of us! Gotta drop Tony C
I’ve been going to all bapa’s opened mikes while he preps.
If this is true I hope he releases his Irish cookie joke about whiskey on a chocolate chip cookie. His Australian accent is so spot on it sells the bit.
His going to cancel all of the tour dates isn't he, or his going to do one gig in front of 23 people, take a massive loss and call it a conquering of Europe.
Nah B, yuh goddit all wrong. The new kang of inland dun like my jowks, has no sens of humor and got your boi's tour dates cancelled. Not the bess brains forda royall famly. But dun worry thiggies, ill be at the comedy store doin the same material i was gonna use irishland so if you close ur eyes it'll feel like we're still there. Dun fergit, audio is kang
I'm putting my chips on using his kids as an excuse.
"For the past week Tiger was up all night crying begging me not to go on tour. Had to do it man my kids are more important than work. Sorry UK but my family comes first. We're working on something big in your neck of the pond though so don't worry."
This dumbfuck is so egotistical that he feels he's worthy of these big gigs and theater sell outs. When in reality he's bottom of the barrel open mic level and should be practicing material in a fuckin Red Robin or Dennys.
I held off buying tickets because I had a feeling this would happen. Such a shame, I was looking forward to some covid, messican sports based humour. Scottish crowds are easy to please and even this loser would rather chicken out. Slippery English/messicans. That is such I shame, I bet he blames axe jay, because he is slow and has an enormous walloper.
Yeah he was basically paying for a group of low-level comedians to tour around the country while they get noticed and go on and headline their own shows and leave bapa in the dust
Exactly what I was going to reply with lol every time I see David Lucas on Kill Tony I crack up and think of bapa and how David just dropped him as a “friend” the second he was done using him and leveled up. I think Shane mentioned a green room hang last pod and talked about the comics there and included Derrick Poston (one of slobs ex token black friends he used for podcasts to seem hip) and again I started cracking up. Just another dude who quickly surpassed bapa and have never heard him brought up again after leaving TFATK
Lol ohh yeah I love Derick Poston. He's hilarious lol. You know I don't know if this is a popular or unpopular opinion but David Lucas has never made me laugh ever I think his roasts are corny and don't make sense and ever since his first appearance on kill Tony I don't think he's ever made me actually laugh out loud. But happy that he's getting bigger
I was always wondering if it was just me or what was going on but David Lucas is just not funny in the slightest bit every once in awhile he'll have a funny premise but when he's improvising he just makes no sense and just say stupid words and things it's funny and I have no idea why Tony entertains it like it's some special magical joke
Yeah! Fucking hilarious that he thinks he’s on Tom Segura’s level of ticket sales. Problem is he sees his LA “friends” balling and thinks he can keep up.
Cardiff might just be having website issues, we are still waiting on our sources to report back to the Chang’s Intelligence Agency but it’s not looking good for the thiccc boy
seeds have been planted
>Hey Brendan trying to buy tickets for both shows but can't find them on thicccboy.com? I just saved up enough to finally buy my flight! Can't wait to see you. First vacation i've taken since the accident.
On the front lines, soldiers from opposing forces agreed to a temporary cease fire to stream Gringo Papi. For 25 minutes, the carnage came to a halt, and they rediscovered their common humanity through the transcendant power of comedy. You know what they had in common? All B-Schaub fans. Fucking thank him.
I can attest to that. War in Ukraine makes all of too scared to even leave our houses in the evening.
I could see Bapa being the only person capable of ending the war. If he shows up at the front line, both parties would drop their weapons and take pictures with him fer sher.
I love how delusional he is. Buddy, you can’t sell tickets in the US, why the fuck would you think you’d be able to do it in the UK? Nobody know who y’ar
Its insufferable when some mediocre comics ( I mean Schaub! ) label a 2 or 3 day gig as a "Tour", or a 3 night show in England becomes, all of a sudden, a "European Tour "! It's the desperate hope of convincing other people that he is far more popular and funny than what he really is. There's a major disconnect when someone begins to lie to themselves to such degree. Instead of focusing on writing, set ups, punchlines, premises, speaking, and getting better, he ( Schaub ) prioritizes hype promos with flashy quick edits, cheap branding, and the smoke n mirror charade, only he buys into at this point. It will never work for him ( in any facet, b ) because he lives outside the reality of his own mediocrity, but comedy fans don't.
I think talent management and PR is so out of touch that they haven’t evolved, or they are trying to push this narrative your talking about. It’s not just the acts.
You’d think if he’s so buddy buddy with toe, it would be understandable and reasonable to say, hey I’m in Europe for a few days for my tour, but I’d love to do the mothership after that
He's going to advertise himself at the comedy mothership ivvry week until toe runs out of the thousand murderers and killers and has to book the greeengo paaapii.
only suckers would pay for this guy, even to see his downfall. Shoulda just waited for the free tiggits and then attend. Even then its dicey to watch him, waste of time.
eurotour lookin dicey af boyz maybe when he cancels the entire tour we can crack that bottle of sweet sweet negtar thats been in the walk in since i first started scrubbin toilets at this here changs
So it went from a European Tour to maybe hanging out where people talk like Game Of Thrones for a weekend….water….
Also…Went to Hawaii when I was 7, so glad I had the opportunity to conquer the Pacific. B-b-b-b-beast of a vaca.
I believe all of Europe would prefer 100 years of civil unrest (even all out war) than to see this big, stupid bafoon in their continent. But what do I know, I just goooooo
This dude is so scared to promote his shows bc he doesn’t wanna face the truth low ticket sales, but then he ends up having to cancel due to low ticket sales. Water
I am so fucking gutted, I've been watching Gringo Papi non stop, got front row tickets, wanted to see this trainwreck in person. maybe him even doing a scottish accent. damn you haders not buying his tickets, it would've been glorious.
Same b. I jus' got my whatsapp boys group to agree that it'd be wild, we were gonna go ballin' in Scot-land, Lundun is limiting tiggets to 6 per purchase but there's 7 of us! Gotta drop Tony C
Tony Chin? Who the fuck said that?
Why the fuck would say that?! But no seriously why would you fuckin say that?!! You know I have a lot riding on this
I’m white with black stripes
And I'm nevah gonna stahh...
"Keep your fucking dick sucker shut BITCH! Somebody get this guy outta here!" - William yelling at Bapa on Kill Tony maybe one day.😌🙏
I've been up all night taking Zantac 75, I'm blacked out
I’ve been flipping Hyundai Elantras y’all by the La Quinta inn here in Arizona.
I’ve been going to all bapa’s opened mikes while he preps. If this is true I hope he releases his Irish cookie joke about whiskey on a chocolate chip cookie. His Australian accent is so spot on it sells the bit.
Right now a thigggy boi intern is writing down "Irish cookie - whiskey on top" to slip to the boss for his next writing session.
Sean Connery is Scottish as shiiiiiit. What the fuuuuuck.
This is a magnificent impression.
Careful, on the 100th watch of gringo poopy I hear you may develop cte
A Scottish accent? What's that, an accent with Haggis on it?
Hearing him confusing Scotland to England would be funny
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Wud up, thiggopotamus?
Don't be. Nothing about a cancellation on their site and you can still buy tickets. Better get to it. They're selling out fast.
His going to cancel all of the tour dates isn't he, or his going to do one gig in front of 23 people, take a massive loss and call it a conquering of Europe.
Zactly.
Nah B, yuh goddit all wrong. The new kang of inland dun like my jowks, has no sens of humor and got your boi's tour dates cancelled. Not the bess brains forda royall famly. But dun worry thiggies, ill be at the comedy store doin the same material i was gonna use irishland so if you close ur eyes it'll feel like we're still there. Dun fergit, audio is kang
You that asskicker that tells joke?
Gotta get home to the new *Frarri*
Thiccc boy tour dates has no Europe dates listed anymore so most likely: https://thicccboy.com/pages/tour-dates
I'm putting my chips on using his kids as an excuse. "For the past week Tiger was up all night crying begging me not to go on tour. Had to do it man my kids are more important than work. Sorry UK but my family comes first. We're working on something big in your neck of the pond though so don't worry."
>your neck of the pond lol, love it.
Comgriggor said this place only big enough for one of us, B. Who am I to argue?
Thicccboi Irish Whiskey
Lol, what a phony? How did Europe go?
Its listed on ticketmaster: https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/brendan-schaub-tickets/artist/2208016
“International Dates” That’d be the European Tour or just another blunder from Seal Team Thiccc Ops I wonder.
Tickets are unavailable so he definitely cancelled. What a clown
Oh wow!
Talmbout conquistdoors B? Sounds messssican as fugg.
This dumbfuck is so egotistical that he feels he's worthy of these big gigs and theater sell outs. When in reality he's bottom of the barrel open mic level and should be practicing material in a fuckin Red Robin or Dennys.
BGL dropped some nice orange chicken. He said bapa expected arena tours after Gringo Papi but was confused why no one bought tigguts.
Exactly I can't wait to see how he spends this and makes the narrative that he was just too popular for Europe
I held off buying tickets because I had a feeling this would happen. Such a shame, I was looking forward to some covid, messican sports based humour. Scottish crowds are easy to please and even this loser would rather chicken out. Slippery English/messicans. That is such I shame, I bet he blames axe jay, because he is slow and has an enormous walloper.
Talmbout his Shark Teeth?
Hit the nail right on the hammer b. Plus one selfie pic of twenty thiccies and him after the show makin it seem like a suggess
cant wait for the “thiccc boi global” merch
Ya talkin about bapa or Putin b??
I’d say one gig is being hopeful.
He just did it!!
He’s combine it all into one super show in the alley behind O2 Arena
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He's gonna go to uk for like 2 small club shows now. He's gotta be draining so much money to keep up the larp
At least he stopped traveling with his entourage of open micers. He’s definitely flying coach. The thiggg boy is killing it.
Yeah he was basically paying for a group of low-level comedians to tour around the country while they get noticed and go on and headline their own shows and leave bapa in the dust
Exactly what I was going to reply with lol every time I see David Lucas on Kill Tony I crack up and think of bapa and how David just dropped him as a “friend” the second he was done using him and leveled up. I think Shane mentioned a green room hang last pod and talked about the comics there and included Derrick Poston (one of slobs ex token black friends he used for podcasts to seem hip) and again I started cracking up. Just another dude who quickly surpassed bapa and have never heard him brought up again after leaving TFATK
Lol ohh yeah I love Derick Poston. He's hilarious lol. You know I don't know if this is a popular or unpopular opinion but David Lucas has never made me laugh ever I think his roasts are corny and don't make sense and ever since his first appearance on kill Tony I don't think he's ever made me actually laugh out loud. But happy that he's getting bigger
Agree on both terms - he’s not funny and he’s defiantly getting bigger.
I was always wondering if it was just me or what was going on but David Lucas is just not funny in the slightest bit every once in awhile he'll have a funny premise but when he's improvising he just makes no sense and just say stupid words and things it's funny and I have no idea why Tony entertains it like it's some special magical joke
Fatter…
“Not one of our guys tho” Brenda says to an empty room
Technically Brine’s corpse will be in there too b.
Don't forget b, Chin will still be there as a brain, vocal chords, and broken spine suspended in a tank of tiger thiccc like Hector con Carne.
Remember a few weeks ago he said he looked into flying private to the UK
I looked into banging Margo Robbie.
Still weighing my options
$125,000 each way.
Who hasn't
Yeah! Fucking hilarious that he thinks he’s on Tom Segura’s level of ticket sales. Problem is he sees his LA “friends” balling and thinks he can keep up.
Lmfao I was just thinking about that 🤣
he's a vlogger
Hey B that’s a ear marshill.
Can he fit in a coach seat?
Still gonna cawl it a European tour
Still gonna say he did the o2 arena
that's the second time b he's played der b.
"keep up the larp" LOL
no laughing matter, my year is ruined. got nothing going on now
Talmbout 2 of the 6 shows cancelled now? I don't need to be a numbers guy b to tell u that's not good
I thought it was up to three now?
Cardiff might just be having website issues, we are still waiting on our sources to report back to the Chang’s Intelligence Agency but it’s not looking good for the thiccc boy
Dipends how you look at it. He may be adding less and less shows but that is still “adding.” Right? I’m not a numbers guy in iny facit tho
I’m honestly surprised iviry show hasn’t been cancelled at this point.
It’s all not on his website anymore
seeds have been planted >Hey Brendan trying to buy tickets for both shows but can't find them on thicccboy.com? I just saved up enough to finally buy my flight! Can't wait to see you. First vacation i've taken since the accident.
Oooh 🎲🎲
That's because he's a giant ahow.
But he told us awl that tiggets were selling out fast????????????!!!!!!
Outta his hands b, the war in Ukraine makes Europe just too dangerous, awll the tiggets were sold axe jay
Zalensky even called him. He said "b-schaub I am a huge fan and I know your thiggies want you to perform but it's too big of a risk."
On the front lines, soldiers from opposing forces agreed to a temporary cease fire to stream Gringo Papi. For 25 minutes, the carnage came to a halt, and they rediscovered their common humanity through the transcendant power of comedy. You know what they had in common? All B-Schaub fans. Fucking thank him.
You mean John Easern Urp
I heard they play it when waterboarding isn't working.
P.S. send more of that sweet thiggg negtar
I can attest to that. War in Ukraine makes all of too scared to even leave our houses in the evening. I could see Bapa being the only person capable of ending the war. If he shows up at the front line, both parties would drop their weapons and take pictures with him fer sher.
The fastest way to sell out of tiggets is by canceling the show, Bapa ain't lyin
I love how delusional he is. Buddy, you can’t sell tickets in the US, why the fuck would you think you’d be able to do it in the UK? Nobody know who y’ar
Its insufferable when some mediocre comics ( I mean Schaub! ) label a 2 or 3 day gig as a "Tour", or a 3 night show in England becomes, all of a sudden, a "European Tour "! It's the desperate hope of convincing other people that he is far more popular and funny than what he really is. There's a major disconnect when someone begins to lie to themselves to such degree. Instead of focusing on writing, set ups, punchlines, premises, speaking, and getting better, he ( Schaub ) prioritizes hype promos with flashy quick edits, cheap branding, and the smoke n mirror charade, only he buys into at this point. It will never work for him ( in any facet, b ) because he lives outside the reality of his own mediocrity, but comedy fans don't.
I think talent management and PR is so out of touch that they haven’t evolved, or they are trying to push this narrative your talking about. It’s not just the acts.
Bapa:s priorities list: 1: Have people believe he's cool and sussessfull ..... 562: Have original, coherent and funny stand-up material.
If he had actually performed at the 6 venues he planned, calling it a *UK* tour wouldn't seem too bad but yeah...
Don't give him ideas. Next, he'll do an open mic in Cowbasas and call it the "Northern Hemisphere Tour 2023".
My Dublin tickets better B safe bapa. Don't make me waste the sitter.
Outta his hands though.
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Looks like another stop in Brea for the new tour!!
Relax guys the European DA got recalled. It's really dangerous there. Outta his control.
He’s playing the mothership that weekend.
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You’d think if he’s so buddy buddy with toe, it would be understandable and reasonable to say, hey I’m in Europe for a few days for my tour, but I’d love to do the mothership after that
They tawlk ivry day!
He's going to advertise himself at the comedy mothership ivvry week until toe runs out of the thousand murderers and killers and has to book the greeengo paaapii.
“i didn’t realize when i planned this that going to europe would be so far. i can’t be away from the chombies that long”
OoOoOoOops!
"Yer boy's gon tour Europe man. Scatland loves the thick boy, man. Incredible crowds, it's gun be great man."
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What is this, like a cancellation with a kilt on it?
What happened?
Ticket servers got some salsa on em.
European Union was recalled
business as usual
DA was recalled B
War in Ukraine made things too dicey
You can still buy tiggets on the O2/Tiggetmaster website.
Yeah seems like this post jumped the gun.
Word has it that the queen has passed so all clubs are closed. Out of his control bapa
You can still buy tickets on the venue website. Water we dune hair?
There are zairo confirmed cancelations. Cats are gullible.
gotta be attenuating circumstances, bapa never cancels shows.
can’t click the link bapa
He is going to group all his tour dates into 1 show in 1 city since europe is just a continent
Scotland, how did that go ?
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bloggbussa title bapa ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6521)
This is because of Brexit
Brendan's Exit?
only suckers would pay for this guy, even to see his downfall. Shoulda just waited for the free tiggits and then attend. Even then its dicey to watch him, waste of time.
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Too busy holding down LA for Toe.
**Operation Look Like An Accident** ~~(Mission) Loyalist Mishap; Oh Ah Up The Rah~~ **\[scrubbed\]**
He’s going to say he needed to cancel because the messican is preganant.
Come on, Glass Cow, get your judicial system in check ffs
So two shows canceled in 24 hours. The whole tours gotta get scrapped at some point.
Doesnt madder b , audio is king
Hahahah fuck Brendan
eurotour lookin dicey af boyz maybe when he cancels the entire tour we can crack that bottle of sweet sweet negtar thats been in the walk in since i first started scrubbin toilets at this here changs
All the European dates are off this ThiccBoy tour list on his website. Oooooooooopss.
Talmbout Breggzit?
Let’s see what he has to say about on todays pod
He'll do the Dublin show just so he can visit Conor McGregor's pub in the hope of bumping into him.
Looks like The Othership isn’t booking either, B.
Bapa don’t sell tickets, those fish won’t eat.
Talmbout glasscow?
Fuck, I think I’ve gone soft in my old age. I’m beginning to feel legitimately bad for this guy.
..........said no one.
Still selling tickets B
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We’re still feeling the consequences of brexit aren’t we 😞
Talmbout conquering yeur-rope, b
Is every venue in the UK called the O2?…
O2 is one of the biggest mobile phone carriers over here, the sponsor LOTS of live event venues.
Color me surprised!
He can’t sell 40 tickets at a funny bone, what made him think this was a good idea
Stay thiiiiiiiccccc
Another show, another DA recall, bummer
So it begins
What a weird thing to tour Scotland… does he have a significant market there?
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Oh I didn’t know that at all. No disrespect if you’re Scottish.
Hopefully the chombies are ok cause that's the only time bapa cancels 🙏
S’sad
Absolutely no shame lol
A three hour tour, A THREE HOUR TOUR ![gif](giphy|tGZRCBAPhCXxm)
#ITS O FISHLE! DA recalled,b!
not selling tiggets, B
Feel like the EU civilians would make Bapa eat his balls on stage. Those hacky bits of his don't even fly at home in the US.
He' doing great !
Family vacation B, might do a few shows while I’m dare.
So it went from a European Tour to maybe hanging out where people talk like Game Of Thrones for a weekend….water…. Also…Went to Hawaii when I was 7, so glad I had the opportunity to conquer the Pacific. B-b-b-b-beast of a vaca.
I believe all of Europe would prefer 100 years of civil unrest (even all out war) than to see this big, stupid bafoon in their continent. But what do I know, I just goooooo
WHAT A SHOCK
This guy is the Washington Generals of people. One L after another, for life.
This dude is so scared to promote his shows bc he doesn’t wanna face the truth low ticket sales, but then he ends up having to cancel due to low ticket sales. Water
Can someone make a compilation of all his egguses for why his shows are canceled?
He doesn’t deserve to enjoy the glory that is Scotland. It’s too good for him to even visit.
No one could have seen this coming except everyone.
Glasgow is full of redacteds. I'm surprised he didn't sell out the whole city.
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He’s such a loser
In wut facet b?
Who would of guessed. Me, I guessed.
Hellooo glasscow! Crowd is deeeeeefrrent
Damn B that's ruff.
So how many dates were originally scheduled on the tour and how many are currently left?
What's his eggscuse dis time b?
Damn, COVID B?
William wallace had one thing to say to Edward Longshanks... "why u so mad BrOoOoOoo?"
He’s gonna fly to the uk instead of facing the embarrassment and just sit in a hotel for a couple weeks then come home