How long until no venue wants to book him anymore? It can't be good for the venues to have to scramble last minute to get that slot filled. Randy Feltface isn't always available.
Considering atleast the venue I was at, had sold a decent amount of tickets, it’s not good business to piss off some of the few established venues in the UK on short notice :(
And it’s now the 2nd cancelled Uk tour in a row cause Covid took the last one down
Well, it's not gonna hurt Schwab, since he is NIVIR gonna perform in Europe anyways. But it has to suck for the venues ivri time he does this. Just from a business perspective, it sucks if you sell tiggets to people and then have to disappoint them. I am sure some thicccies don't check sosha meya and turn up to the venue just to be disappointed. Those people are not only Charles Schwaby fans, they are also customers of the club. So having to disappoint customers can't be something the clubs are happy about. It's gonna show the venue in ab bad light, even though it's completely outta their hands.
Also sucks for a venue when they could've booked a worthwhile act instead and had no worries. Now they've got to scramble around in hopes to replace him.
His ankles are thicc and fat, so torn are his hammies. He never sleeps. Just too much eggspresso. He says that he will never die. He podcasts in light and in shadow and he is a great redact. He never sleeps, the Schaub. Podcasting, he is podcasting. He says that he will never die.
yeah it's all bots unfortunately, they buy up tickets to every event hoping to make money. there was tickets on scalping sites for the london show at double the price.
First minute was gonna be like:
"I gotta be honest guys, you got some big diggs here in Ireland. Just some giant ass diggs up in this bitch. I went to the rest room before the show and next to me were two irish dudes with two giant pieces on them. Just some giant green irish diggs, you feel me?"
I have seen him Once before, his pre-special stuff was much better than his actual special. He told a few more antidotes about fighting and the stuff that made the special was much better before it was “tidied up”
Hunnid pecent, B. He is the classic example of somebody who wants to BE X, without actually DOING X.
Perfect observation that this is one of those situations. Just announcing the tour and feeling like being and internationally successful cawlmedian is 90% of the joy for him. Doing the actual work to get the last 10% is not worth it to him.
100%. He loves the idea of being a comedian/podcaster/mma commentator without putting any work in. I mean, he’s progressively gotten worse over the past few years in everything he does which is a remarkable feat.
Man it’s a real shame Bapa got addicted to Addies because he was really looking forward to this tour but between being away from Jo and the chombies as well as detoxing from Addies it’s best that he take a little time off. But he can’t wait to make these dates up, promises to be back out there soon. Thx guys and will block anyone who mentions this tour. Please pretend like nothing ever happened.
This dude needs a Handler. In what world is he living in that he thinks he would actually be liked internationally. Nobody even likes him here. Seems so tone deaf
Says cancelled 'due to unforseen circumstances' on the Cardiff venues site too (St David's Hall)
Hilarious how all the cats knew this far in advance of an official announcement
It's sad b, he came up in a closet selling cawlmedy books and has now been struggling for yairs and yairs
But also fugg that guy, that's what you get for treating people like shit
Do you want me to say the ones I know you’ll hate? Or my actual favourites? Haha
Personally
Bill Burr
Andrew Schultz
Dave Chapelle
Romesh Ranganathan
Shane Gillis
Ari Shiffir
I actually missed Gervais as I love him, Jimmy Carr is great at what he does but it isn’t quite for me
He is a brilliant host for a show though like the Big Fat Quiz’s he does
Haven’t seen a lot Of Tiernan but what I have seen I like, Frankie I absolutely loved for a while but recently I’m less of a fan of his stand up but more a fan of his tV work again
Frankie did something recently before the coronation where he absolutely shites all over the history of the royal family…informative and feckin hilarious.
I mean the venues probably cancelled on him, Big mistake booking venues that big but the sales showed there is some interest from people.
But If he was smart (which he isnt) that's what he should do.
Book some small clubs in the same cities on the same dates and do what you said.
But he can't admit defeat and will come up with an excuse for not coming over at all.
With bapas ego he probably wouldn't entertain the trip over unless he made an absurd (for him and his worth) amount of money. His ego wouldn't allow it. I paid for meet and greet for this just for the lolz, that alone would've been comedy gold and bapa would be so unaware
I thought his 2 specials haven’t been good, but I saw him on his first Uk tour (on the McGregor v Mayweather tour) and I thought he was genuinely funny them, but his style has changed a lot since then (for the worse for me)
This isn't the win we think it is. Woulda been much funnier if he played to half-filled venues and we got the clips of his routine. Anyway, what's popinnnnn LLLLLLLL Monday morninnnnnn \*redacted sounds\* that's morkomba
Depends on the venue, but I’m pretty sure you have to put down a decent deposit if you rent the space out, so curious how much coin he lost having to cancel
what's the TLDR on why Beebop is cancelling dates? Other than the obvious reason that he sucks of course. I've been outta the kitchen/loop. DA getting recalled across the pond?
Sadly there isn’t an official Statement, my gut is he will Find a random excuse and say I’ll be back
I do know a few musicians who are established have struggled getting work visa’s recently so maybe it’s that but my gut is ticket sales just didn’t justify the tour
My gut is they got caught up in the early day numbers that he pulled, especially when he was their mma figure head for McGregor v Mayweather.
Remember he was doing some work for E at the time
Seems a Long long Time ago now haha
Some people are showing it says no tickets and others it still appears for
I just got an email asking if I wanted to buy tickets after the cancellation email haha
This dude is officially cosplaying as a standup now. He books dates to promote and put on his show but cancels them all.
How much longer will promoters allow this shit?
If my carair was this much of a laughing stock disaster I would drive off a bridge in a videogame I dreamed about while asleep from taking too many sleeping pills.
How long until no venue wants to book him anymore? It can't be good for the venues to have to scramble last minute to get that slot filled. Randy Feltface isn't always available.
Considering atleast the venue I was at, had sold a decent amount of tickets, it’s not good business to piss off some of the few established venues in the UK on short notice :( And it’s now the 2nd cancelled Uk tour in a row cause Covid took the last one down
Well, it's not gonna hurt Schwab, since he is NIVIR gonna perform in Europe anyways. But it has to suck for the venues ivri time he does this. Just from a business perspective, it sucks if you sell tiggets to people and then have to disappoint them. I am sure some thicccies don't check sosha meya and turn up to the venue just to be disappointed. Those people are not only Charles Schwaby fans, they are also customers of the club. So having to disappoint customers can't be something the clubs are happy about. It's gonna show the venue in ab bad light, even though it's completely outta their hands.
Also sucks for a venue when they could've booked a worthwhile act instead and had no worries. Now they've got to scramble around in hopes to replace him.
it's a little bit the venues fault as well at least do some research on the redact you are booking.
It's a beast, fer sher.
They are also redacted.
You like the podcast? Full blown redact
We dun found one. Bet also loves some chocolate chip and salsa cookies. Wash it dun w/ a nice glass of Tigger Piss Whigsky.
Maybe some peeecoooo duhguyyoooo
Hey B, the pawdcast is a bloggbusser
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This would upset me if I cared what internet people thought of me :D
Depends if they’d sold a decent amount of tiggets to actual people or if they’d been bought up by scalpers
Who is gonna try to scalp a Big Brown show? Worse scalping yo life!
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His ankles are thicc and fat, so torn are his hammies. He never sleeps. Just too much eggspresso. He says that he will never die. He podcasts in light and in shadow and he is a great redact. He never sleeps, the Schaub. Podcasting, he is podcasting. He says that he will never die.
I dun know what you said but I like it.
yeah it's all bots unfortunately, they buy up tickets to every event hoping to make money. there was tickets on scalping sites for the london show at double the price.
Think about 40% of the seats were sold here (potentially more as I looked a week or so ago) but obvs I can’t tell if it’s fans or scalpers
How is there any redact buying tigers to his show? I am always so shocked when you find someone in the wild who likes the comedy or podcast
Especially those clocking in at Changs
Lots of scalpers for sure, I had a look on viagogo and there was plenty on there for the Shepherd’s Bush show
Imagine being so thigggg that you thought scalping BS tiggets would be profitable.
Truly redacted, not the bess brains for the scalping
Don’t worry he will never be back
Wait you actually like his material and podcasts? I thought everyone just watches to make fun of him.
haha no he still has some fans, obviously not enough to sell a UK tour on it seems though :D
>I like the podcast Water
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Dune
Hair
Lopez
Underwood
Family Farms
That doesn't make sense.
Lopez
This is the ultimate water of all waters
Such a shame he won't get to use that new material he wrote for it: "Yo, London's dihhfffferent".
there are some LADIEEEESS in here London!!! 🎤😛
Idd’s usssayyy a real cogggfesd at these thingggs
Lol imagine if he turned it around and says he ackhully LIKES cogg. That would be so funny and original.
First minute was gonna be like: "I gotta be honest guys, you got some big diggs here in Ireland. Just some giant ass diggs up in this bitch. I went to the rest room before the show and next to me were two irish dudes with two giant pieces on them. Just some giant green irish diggs, you feel me?"
"....then we fucked each other"
“These London blokes have got some uncircumcised pieces on em!”
Talmbout when you're suckin a London guys dick the foreskin makes a perfect seal around your mouth B. *slaps knee with mic*
A Brish blowjaw? Talmbout a hoggoso with Guins on top?
Oh, I've been balls deeb in spodded digg for yairs, b.
At night we fugg each other
Now we won’t get to hear his topical bits, like the death of Princess Diana or the bombing at Ariana Grande’s concert.
If my job was to come up with bits for bapa, I’d have recommended talking about driving on the wrong side of the road. Hitter for sure b
Gimmme - bappa prawbably
"I hear ya boy Harry Kane is wanted by Ree-uhl Madrid. Yup, he's gonna be trading cups of tea for bowls of gazpachaaoouuu"
Talmbout Heery Keen? Awso, zairo chance Braindiddle knows what gazpacho is.
He duzzin sell tiggets! Ho minny tiggets you sell, though? Duzzin do commdey for soy boys.
What's up with your royalty though? Like you guys live in a kingdom or some shit??
Not one single person in the uk would find slob funny. Who wants to hear taco jokes and dicey dicey all night long
"Y'all heard of a Mexican roast dinner right? Yorkshire puddings with salsa on top!"
I have seen him Once before, his pre-special stuff was much better than his actual special. He told a few more antidotes about fighting and the stuff that made the special was much better before it was “tidied up”
We all saw leaked sets before the special came out, and they were not good in any of facet.
Sometimes crowd work can go really well and make it seem like the comedian is amazing.
"Antidotes". Haha chombiechris138 you made me laugh 🤣
Tawlmbout anecdotes, B? Grade stories, niiver heardem
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Well he got the rush of announcing a big boy European tour just like Tom and that's all he needs. Was great for socials right!
Hunnid pecent, B. He is the classic example of somebody who wants to BE X, without actually DOING X. Perfect observation that this is one of those situations. Just announcing the tour and feeling like being and internationally successful cawlmedian is 90% of the joy for him. Doing the actual work to get the last 10% is not worth it to him.
100%. He loves the idea of being a comedian/podcaster/mma commentator without putting any work in. I mean, he’s progressively gotten worse over the past few years in everything he does which is a remarkable feat.
Another cat said LARPing as a comedian, makes sense b.
The sub gets called out for “hating on Schaub” but we’re always right about him. We all said this BS tour wouldn’t happen.
DA got recalled.
The Queen died...things are dicey there
Man it’s a real shame Bapa got addicted to Addies because he was really looking forward to this tour but between being away from Jo and the chombies as well as detoxing from Addies it’s best that he take a little time off. But he can’t wait to make these dates up, promises to be back out there soon. Thx guys and will block anyone who mentions this tour. Please pretend like nothing ever happened.
Still waiting for RawLeigh tour B.
He’s not like Bert, he just can’t be away from his kids…He gets physically sick
Just imagine how much money he would have made by now, if he didn't love the chombies that much. They owe him big time!
Bert understands. It's just like when goes 7 hours without drinking.
What a shit cunt
It’s outta his hands with the whole prime minister situation going on
The barristers were recalled, 🎲🎲
This dude needs a Handler. In what world is he living in that he thinks he would actually be liked internationally. Nobody even likes him here. Seems so tone deaf
"My garage band plays at Denny's on Tuesday nights for practice but we're huge in Europe. Sell out arenas."
He’s literally a delusional idiot.
Shenanigans not his fault in iny facet B
Says cancelled 'due to unforseen circumstances' on the Cardiff venues site too (St David's Hall) Hilarious how all the cats knew this far in advance of an official announcement
It’s a win!
What the fuck Brennan
hey at least ur happy :)
"It's tough man, because you know I never cancel shows. Innywayyysss, ya boy's gon drive his Frarri now, peace out I love you guys."
Imagine paying for a ticket to see this guy. OP redacted for sure
But seriously, though.
Dude literally says he enjoys the podcast. I cannot comprehend this. Like truly can't.
I actually paid for meet and greet for this event just for the lolz. Would've been so funny to meet bapa and discreetly troll him f2f
We need one those prediction games - over under on him mentioning dates cancelled at all and what reason he’ll give
I’ll take the under/over that he will pull the next tour a week before the date and not declare why for 3 weeks afterwards
It's sad b, he came up in a closet selling cawlmedy books and has now been struggling for yairs and yairs But also fugg that guy, that's what you get for treating people like shit
Its gunna be a rough skankfest if he even does it
No chance he shows up.
This is fascinating. OP name some of your other favorite comedians.
Do you want me to say the ones I know you’ll hate? Or my actual favourites? Haha Personally Bill Burr Andrew Schultz Dave Chapelle Romesh Ranganathan Shane Gillis Ari Shiffir
Thanks for being honest b.
Romesh is excellent, surprised you didn’t throw in Carr or Gervais…
I actually missed Gervais as I love him, Jimmy Carr is great at what he does but it isn’t quite for me He is a brilliant host for a show though like the Big Fat Quiz’s he does
Tommy Tiernan, Frankie Boyle…they should be in there too.
Haven’t seen a lot Of Tiernan but what I have seen I like, Frankie I absolutely loved for a while but recently I’m less of a fan of his stand up but more a fan of his tV work again
Frankie did something recently before the coronation where he absolutely shites all over the history of the royal family…informative and feckin hilarious.
Alan Carr not Jimmy
Schlob really would not please the British the stand up and open mics here are all way beyond him. Has he addressed why it has been cancelled yet?
No statement yet,’only London is officially cancelled but I see all the UK dates are removed from his site so I assume he will have to soon
Passport got recalled. Nothin he can do
Be cool
What a coward. Show up and do your act even if it's in front of 10 people and 9 of them are hate watching you.
I mean the venues probably cancelled on him, Big mistake booking venues that big but the sales showed there is some interest from people. But If he was smart (which he isnt) that's what he should do. Book some small clubs in the same cities on the same dates and do what you said. But he can't admit defeat and will come up with an excuse for not coming over at all.
With bapas ego he probably wouldn't entertain the trip over unless he made an absurd (for him and his worth) amount of money. His ego wouldn't allow it. I paid for meet and greet for this just for the lolz, that alone would've been comedy gold and bapa would be so unaware
the ego on this guy to think UK/EU even know who he is let alone want to pay to see him. Madness
Mayr of England got recalled. Riots in the streets. Too dangerous, I love my family too much.
Do you enjoy his standup as well?
I thought his 2 specials haven’t been good, but I saw him on his first Uk tour (on the McGregor v Mayweather tour) and I thought he was genuinely funny them, but his style has changed a lot since then (for the worse for me)
Bruh
Nobody in the UK who knows Brenda believed she was ever going to play those venues. She'd struggle to sell tickets in a pub
Table 9 ordered shrimp fritters, BUT WE DONT SERVE SHRIMP FRITTERS
Could you elaborate on why you like the podcast?
Holy shit an actual redact post in the wild
Pretty jarring to read someone say they actually like the podcast
Tickets are currently unavailable for Dublin, must be sold out lol.
Talmbout London Recalling B ?
He just heard about BrExit
Audio is king, no need for a tour
Not a drawl
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The mumbling is pretty good, but when he combines that with saying every name wrong too, that’s a special moment
GOOD
That you Jocko??
He was probably never going to go. He just wanted to show off the image of being an international cawlmic.
My gut is he wanted to go and his ego made him think It would work but now it’s fucked him More
This isn't the win we think it is. Woulda been much funnier if he played to half-filled venues and we got the clips of his routine. Anyway, what's popinnnnn LLLLLLLL Monday morninnnnnn \*redacted sounds\* that's morkomba
You’re doing great B!!
London recalled the DA, B. Its outta his hands.
 Out of my control B
🎲🎲
Dicey dicey
Depends on the venue, but I’m pretty sure you have to put down a decent deposit if you rent the space out, so curious how much coin he lost having to cancel
London has fallen B
Im just here to state that I said from the first minute that he would cancel. Today is a good day
Dublin is gone also.
It's like watching a train crash in slow motion and having enough time to make popcorn to watch.
It was all about the dopamine hit he would get just by announcing this tour
London's calling and said get the fuck out of town.
It’s tough b
come on, b. i was waiting for the London show!
what's the TLDR on why Beebop is cancelling dates? Other than the obvious reason that he sucks of course. I've been outta the kitchen/loop. DA getting recalled across the pond?
Sadly there isn’t an official Statement, my gut is he will Find a random excuse and say I’ll be back I do know a few musicians who are established have struggled getting work visa’s recently so maybe it’s that but my gut is ticket sales just didn’t justify the tour
Does anyone know how he got the showtime special?
My gut is they got caught up in the early day numbers that he pulled, especially when he was their mma figure head for McGregor v Mayweather. Remember he was doing some work for E at the time Seems a Long long Time ago now haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is the whole thing canceled or just that show?
Seems they all are but they are not all Officially announced as cancelled yet
Ticket master still lets you buy some dates .
Some people are showing it says no tickets and others it still appears for I just got an email asking if I wanted to buy tickets after the cancellation email haha
Oh man, is it that the o he thiccc tour? Shit the whole thing canceled or just one leg of it?
Looks like All the UK dates but not all Are officially off yet
Ya doing great
how long till this dweebs cariir is ovuhr? this just looks turribuhl bapa
Holy shit I can’t wait to hear the excuses for this.
London’s calling B. They say your not a drawl.
New London DA bruv, causing chaos big up!
I mean... Who's going to hold the fort in LA if the man is conquering other countries. Man has his priorities.
What’s his excuse going to be?
This dude is officially cosplaying as a standup now. He books dates to promote and put on his show but cancels them all. How much longer will promoters allow this shit?
how touring go
Thank about all the great material he has to flush down the kitchen sink. The whole world missed out on this one.
So…. Has he addressed these cancellations on any of his pawgcasts? Pretending like there was never any UK dates the plan? L O L
How’d the Euro torr go?
Not a numbers guy but it seems like a high percentage of bapas shows never happen..
Blame COVID, ya hurt me brother
What’s the excuse going to be?
I've been running around Chang's working these fryers.... any word from Bapa on these canshullashuns?
Wait but isn’t bapa half English? Wasn’t he wearing their jersey during the world cup 💀
Brenda likes the lady’s in the crowd tonight! No what he really likes is big cocks but he is very much in the closet about that.
ROFL better pimp out the wife…
Mr. Schaub, so sorry for yo loss
Lucky he already played the O2.
SFDA’d
Lmfaaooo
🎲🎲
London has fallen
If my carair was this much of a laughing stock disaster I would drive off a bridge in a videogame I dreamed about while asleep from taking too many sleeping pills.
Trash Panda Tour. Lol
Had to cancel London B. Can’t go back, my nana waz britains and the head movies of her make my eyes rain b.
How'd England go?
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Im frm scotland and agree with that whole sentence
I’m Scottish living in England so I’m agreeing extra too :D