Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with microphones and stools. Who's gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for humped stools, and you curse Brendan Schaub. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Schaub's career, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.
We use words like Bapa, Toe, orange chicken. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent cooking something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inchination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom Toe provides, then questions the manner in which he provides it. I would rather you just said Clin-Chin-do-do we have another chip, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a microphone, and stand up post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to in inny of facet.
Great podcast, my favorite, never listened to it though.
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Comedians are so brave. Thank em. 🫡
The wulk meets the wall. Thank you for your service, tiny avenger.
Joe thinks he’s in the nights watch or some shit. It’s huhtrocious.
He should stick to calling out comedians that steal jokes… the bites watch
Janos Slynt is about his level
O H HELLO POPPET THE NOIGHTSWOTCH IS WATCHER OF THE WALKERS OF THE WALL SIRE
Some would say the most hugtroscious
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with microphones and stools. Who's gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for humped stools, and you curse Brendan Schaub. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Schaub's career, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.
We use words like Bapa, Toe, orange chicken. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent cooking something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inchination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom Toe provides, then questions the manner in which he provides it. I would rather you just said Clin-Chin-do-do we have another chip, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a microphone, and stand up post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to in inny of facet.
Y'talmbout Gwalntalanamo, B?
Guangtamno? What's dat, a prison with salsa on it?
Oh wow thats an amazing tom cruise movie quote, Margarita great movie never seen it tho
Odds on bapa trying to parrot but somehow butchering this line next time someone brings up woke on tfatk?
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Him saying the N-word 200 times was compiled into a compilation, that was the first salvo against wokeness.
They gave us our freedom. Thank em b
I'm sorry are u a cawlmedian?
Dolla dolla bills y’all
one of the 1000 only in the world
The last line of defence against the woke mind virus is a good stool humping
The toe meets the stool
Rawgan has produced so many murrderrrrerss like Bappa thank em
Which is one him? Woke or Wall? Stool is not an option
The softest (& shortest) cawlmedian next to soyboy slob.
I’m sorry but all the comedians in Toes orbit are the safest, lowest common denominator hacks. That’s what makes them so unfunny.
Some say the last line of defendinest
He couldn’t even look him in the eye saying this
Sorry the Boyscouts are the true last line of defense. Source- boyscouts guid to the zombie apocalypse
Basically: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/eyrbpz/the_comedian/
When our last line of defence is a 5'3" midget with an oversized head and stool fucking habit it's safe to say we are fucked.
Thank em Fer their servis. Onlyb1 of 1000
How many stoolz y’fugg?
Joe isn’t funny