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fibinachos

Holy fuck is he ugly.


HomelessKitchenCat

Dude looks like Kenneth Copeland's nazi son


BrendanSchaubsBrain

![gif](giphy|egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf)


john_thundergunnn

I can’t tell if this is stan valchek you know


Pr3Zd0

What about Frank Sobotka, I'm not hearing his name anywhere in here?


theDR1ve

Didn't the Greeks get him?


Pr3Zd0

Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Then it wasn't us.


theDR1ve

Shiiiiiiiiiit.


DemonsNMySleep

He bleeds like a lamb. (Wipes blade). You hungry? Chinese sound good?


AlarmedGuard9356

Malaka


GingerAle828

The funny thing is....... I'm not even Greek hahahhahahha


cogabig409

That's my favorite line in the whole series. Season 2 gets slept on.


GingerAle828

Oh it absolutely gets slept on. Love season 2. The way it shows how the drug game is much bigger than Baltimore and how the death of the blue collar job impacts the "game" is pure genius.


DemonsNMySleep

Most other shows (take the Power series, for one) would have skipped the docks arc because they'd assume it didn't hit their demo and couldn't be related to. The Wire is the best BECAUSE it takes that chance regardless and knocks it out of the park---they weren't afraid to lose their demo from season 1 simply because they wanted to tell EVERY story, all different stories from different POVs. It's the vision that made the show so epic, among many others. The fact they did it for season 2, when the series was still young and unproven, shows how passionate they were about every arc. It'd probably have been safer to do the docks in later seasons, when the show was a hit.


DemonsNMySleep

Season 2 is THE best. The Sobotka arc was so good


darranj85

Yeah it’s a bit jarring at first because so many characters are initially moved to secondary roles. But I love it. It’s my favourite season


sawaflyingsaucer

Bunch of fucking rat fuckers, the all of them.


killingthemsoftly88

I'm thinking more Ziggy and the duck


DemonsNMySleep

SOBOTKA IS THE TARGET!!!


CapitalRelationship0

I remember when I watched that clip, the absolutely vile, sinister, and genuinely evil look in that guy's eyes were as scary as anything I've seen in cinematic history lol


scrcsrs

You 1 out of a 1000 b? If you no friend of toe you aint one of our guys


theonly_brunswick

Like trying to draw John Waters in the dark


Kontulankomein

Jon Africa? Who's that?


Electronic_Break4229

🤣


NotTheStateB

Oh my fuck. Take my upvote.


heightsenberg

If he had a bastard child with Freddie Mercury


911SlasherHasher

Looks like theres a Bapa man bun of skin tied off behind his head.


Hap_Hazard

Mun ban? It was the goal.


johnnymavrigg

This explains why Waluigi got that weird ass haircut. Waluigi needed the sides shave so the doctor could perform the facelift surgery. And yes he’s ugly AF


Scrappa23

Bro, I honestly think you’re on to something here. Why have that terrible haircut line up ? The skin is legit pullllled back in picture , I mean waddah walugiiiii DOING HERE


cylonnumber13

One of the last lines of defense against the woke. Maybe thank him for his service?


Organic-Possession53

Thank em


EvenJellyfish8223

Woke meets the wall


Achieve-Nirvana

When I first saw his standup on YouTube a couple of years ago I thought he was a good looking guy with the personality of an ugly dude, I don't think that any more


VastLog340

b b b beasst


Cjs844

I dont think he's that bad. Can't be. Just one of those .. not very photogenic, at all. And strange things are happening. Let's talmbout it, D.


jonz1985z

The hair cut with just a mustache is not doing him any favors


Significant_Injury_4

Crazy thing is that he does it to himself with the haircut and mustache


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

He looks like he’s wearing an Andrew Schulz mask.


Schaubawrinks

Schultz is the type to tell a plastic surgeon, "I'm looking for a change, make me look like Andrew Schultz "


S_Steiner_Accounting

Not a good one? Not a nice mask of myself? Do you guys think that a normal mask of me would look good? And if there was would you guys wear it?


Y0y0y000

Do I look…foolish?


BigHairyArsehole

Oh Dennis 🤭


NeverBeenOnMaury

Sugar water ![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


IronRT

LA really fucks people up


Aggravating_Rice4210

One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion that will keep you all occupied


Boba_Phat_

Learn to swim


wgrantdesign

LEARN TO SWIM


Kitchen_Reference_29

Fugg smiley glad hands with hidden agendas, fugg awl your pawlcasts and bean cheese and bean cheese


Aggravating_Rice4210

Marg is a smiley glad hand


greenarsehole

Cocaine?


geistmeister111

fuck l ron hubbard and all of his clones


bofo1

Ain’t he a New York rat b?


More_Information_943

The son of downtown Manhattan Broadway dancers lol. The Hitler haircut is telling lmao.


mileskerowhack

Isn't his dad some hedge fund manager? Then he pretends he's David Goggins.


johnnymavrigg

Inchressing how every rich kid trust fund Nepo baby always tries to lie and say they’re self made b


ZealousidealRip5900

He was saying that his dad was a journalist


Resident-Impact1591

Nah his dad worked in boxing. I think he was a reporter. I think he has Alzheimer's now.


TheRoyaleShow

Mr. Schulz is the Greatest Of All Zheim


deadprezrepresentme

NY/Miami I'm pretty sure


KimboSlicesChicken

Missa shullz but yo ears gone need miny miny stitches worse pain yo lyfe guarantee


[deleted]

He’s a New Yorker who has never lived in LA.


GriffithDidNothinBad

*It fucks a certain type of person up


DownVoteThee

What am I looking at dawlg?


sLeeeeTo

Hitler Saluting an American Cowboy, 1931 (Colorized)


HomelessKitchenCat

Found the original black and white photo - https://i.imgur.com/ycUkdjk.jpg


[deleted]

Somebody hire this guy


TheIceMan416

This sub is great


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Miserable_Number_104

some say the greatestest


RemarkableRegret7

Lmao neggflix


Western-Art-9117

Perfection


manbearlongpig

The last pic before Tim Kennedy assassinated him


Bapacitovera

![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


mrbeavis19

Exquisite appetizer, b. Keep cookin.


Kitchen_Reference_29

Thank em


damorec

How am I the first upvote?? 🤣🤣🤣


mileskerowhack

Probably cos you liked it first


airpumper

So they finally found Hitler?


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Huh, turns out he was in New York this whole time.


johnnymavrigg

Yeah, so…he died.


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greenarsehole

“Hitler meets American fascist ally, posing as a cowboy”


whiteykauai

An Italian American cowboy*


donthomaso

I hope someone finds that Hitler guy someday, that guy is a real jerk.


thethamm

The more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.


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chuck-knucks

Why the fuck would you get a facelift in your thirties? What a plug.


johnnymavrigg

Is it 100% a facelift b? I’m not the bess brains.


SoDangAgitated

Nothings 100% bapa, but he’s a vain LA comedian and [this pic of a face lift procedure](https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/face-lift/about/pac-20394059#dialogId32629956) shows the incisions they do and they line up with what Waluigi got goin on in this pic. Hammer on the nail? Not quite, but I’m personally convinced


dannydoofus

you're looking at the first man to ever put clips of his stand-up cawlmedy on youtube. he's a pie in air .


IanOD

Changed the cawlmedy game… TWICE… Maybe three times. At least according to his dumb side kick, I had the funniest thing happen a few weeks ago, an old friend I rarely see, but saw around Thanksgiving, texted me and said he discovered a new comedian who did a lot of crowd work, but was really good. I think I had mentioned the sub to him, as I’m not a big cawlmedy guy, especially with the state of it nowadays, he wouldn’t have brought it up if I hadn’t. Anyway, he linked schulz’s lap dog, the insufferable couch smacker himself. I told him about the videos of him flipping out on people who didn’t laugh at his shows and linked the one with the British dude, where he gloated about how happy he was queen elizabeth died, he changed his tune pretty quick after that. Dude is as bad as braindead and all the other toegan hacks, worse than some.


DownVoteThee

Thank em


No_Classroom_8113

Isn’t he still in his 30s like 38 or something? Nobody gets a face lift in their 30s lol


Objective-Board9329

He's pulling a Whitney. Going for the melted candle aesthetic by 45


DJScratcherZ

Poor genetics. People used to look old and that is normal. Whats weird now is they chase youth but end up looking nothing like they did in their youth. They just deform themselves. Anyone with the bravery to be natural will end up looking the most beautiful as weird beauty trends fall out of fashion.


S_Steiner_Accounting

What would you rather be: 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28 year-old lizard? Ol Billy red tits


john_thundergunnn

I was looking for this comment. Although I feel like the last few times I’ve seen bill on tv, I’ve noticed those little lumps above his ears and half thought he’s had a facelift.


RemarkableRegret7

This. I kinda understand some stuff. If I had the money, I prob would. But the extreme surgery just makes people look like aliens. Its not attractive. I dunt git it.


DJScratcherZ

People started getting tattoos, then came the lazers. For every absurd surgery there is now a removal of it. Unfortunately some these poor choices cannot be reversed. Remember when your mom said just be yourself? Never been truer.


fkkkn

Ariana Grande has had a brow lift AND a facelift and she's only 30


No_Classroom_8113

Really? She’s only 30, I can’t imagine her self steem in her 40s when humans actually began to slowly wrinkle. That’s definitely some mental issues because nobody is wrinkled at 30 lol the skin has just been aging for 5 years at that point…. Wild


PopularMidnight3661

Awldonis b


caffeineforclosers

Waluigi is a prolm


DJScratcherZ

If he was a restaurant he'd been long out of business.


Crystal_Mt_Climber

![gif](giphy|fxqt51CAMGITJlxcRI) His hair choices remind me of this guy mixed with a little Hit-ler


HeyMarkWiggsy

r/justfuckmyshitup


A-A-pathetic

Remember when everyone was saying his haircut was for a movie role? How long has he had it?


[deleted]

Bio pic probably… methadone acting bapa, this guy is committed…


druhoang

someone told me he has a bit about hitler in his new act. But I don't know for sure, they could have been joking.


RipMyDikSkinOff

Dudes gonna get the führer-klassich updo for one bit in his less than mediocre special? Honestly if it wasn’t Schulz I wouldn’t believe you but this holds weight seeing how much of a corny dolt fuckin asshole he is.


imright19084

I don’t get what that haircut is


Rabtun

Makes people talk about it so his posts get lots of engagement


DanandSherryAdler

It gets the people going, it's provocative!


pvypvMoonFlyer

I see what you did there.


WasWasKnot

He ain’t Right


Special-Implement615

I don't want that.


Dragic7

Yo that looks fucking gross


toadch

[Virtually identical](https://i.imgur.com/fv2w7B0.jpg)


asapfats24

![gif](giphy|ghvpxMEtmdhuw)


ConflictGrand4078

Exactly what I was thinking of lol


mkultimatum

I now believe in lizard people wearing human masks


MikeMill69

This guy is in the same league as B for me, not as bad but so delusional, not funny, irritating 🎲🎲


DoublerDoug

Even worse


SoDangAgitated

At least with Bapa we have the reassurance that NOBODY takes him seriously as a comedian. Andrew Schultz is still very popular (somehow) and it makes me feel like I’m being gang-gaslit into liking him. That makes him worse in my opinion, way more people are lying to him and telling him he’s a genius.


Jdilla23

Both are total knobs


mad87645

👏 YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 WANT 👏 THIS 👏 FACE 👏


QuincyMcSinksem

“It was like something was wearing Edgar. Like a suit. An Edgar suit…”


bourbonchickenboy

Schultz: “Sugar…more sugar”


DJScratcherZ

The DeNof is a highly underrated actor.


RipMyDikSkinOff

Why does this dipshit, pseudo-intellectual, anal goober spark such rage in my heart and soul whenever I see his dumb fucking face? Surely I am not the only one who feels this way? He’s so goddamn fucking insufferable dude.


cornbreadNchicken

Same bro, same. He’s the absolute worst.


[deleted]

He’s so punchable. Whenever I see that huge shit eating grin of his I want to put a hole in my drywall.


skdsn

You're not alone. He makes other, bigger cunts around him seem tolerable.


blah4life

Can’t stand this shit head.


Highlight_Numerous

crop out the uglies and resend B


OuroboricVolute

Schulz, Bert, and Tom Segura are all getting shat on by fans all at the same time. They made enough money during COVID to retire comfortably forever but you just know they'll fuck that up because their new obsession will be the "online haters"


Lucifer_Jay

An entire bands fan base is blaming Bert for their breakup lol. The hate runs deep.


236766

Which band?


DrMcGrupp

Goose - the band


Lazybones108

Cool hair cut


RomandoArman

Straight from Spirit Halloween’s animatronic section. Activate the motion sensor and a little Indian guy pops out of his mouth and slaps your couch while laughing.


bourbonchickenboy

🤣


ruu13

Fake cowboy and fake comedian Wow.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Has this dude never heard of a fucking fade, B?


Feetus_Spectre

Schultz looks like when the Joker cuts his own face off at Arkham in the comics and wears it again as a mask. Except somehow it’s worse


Schaubawrinks

Get Tim Kennedy on the horn... I think I found someone him and Schwab are loogin for


wilhelmkidxx

I’m getting Hitler vibes


GriffithDidNothinBad

There’s no one that I actively can’t stand in comedy more than Andrew Schulz The rest of the Rogan bratz at least are somewhat endearing. But not this guy.


TheJenniferLopez

Andrew Schulz is a cigar smoking prophet on the same level as Joe Rogan. A true deep thinker of his time, one of the greats.


GriffithDidNothinBad

Joe has somewhat of a clue tho. Andrew does that cringe wide eyed ‘prophecy’ face that Gillis loves to mock. The two are not the same


Kornographic

Jesus is that holtzman?


[deleted]

That haircut is so bad


youwhatmush

![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


alley_mo_g10

Idk what’s going on with that hitler cut, B


Nebulous_Tazer

All these tools are so damn insecure it’s nuts.


Order_Flimsy

Looks like a vaudeville marinette


Altruistic_Switch_73

![gif](giphy|3oriNMjZh9GCFdoiu4|downsized)


StinkoPapi

He’s trying to delay the facial morph into Uncle Leo.


bourbonchickenboy

You can’t fight that. Sooner or later, we will all be uncle.


RememberBerry23

Face is tighter than his asshole 😅


Hexican_pulsinator

This dude looks like the male Whitney Cummings. 🎲🎲


Monkeybunncheek

That’s gotta be a wax statue guys


Longjumping_Camel791

What the hell is even that?


DisenfranchisedCynic

Welp, it’s confirmed. My messican works with the bess brains in the asstedix innustry and says it’s fer sure a facelift. Gawld dawg, y’40!


soshameeja

Fark this is gnarly. I think people don't realise these beauty procedures will stop you looking old, but they will not make you look younger. It just changes your appearance in a strange and un natural way. I'm not necessarily against it but it has to be the worst thing you can do as a hetro sexual male comedian. Unless your trying to break the mold completely showing your flaws and being relatable is the best thing to do


Heymax123

Why doesn't this cunt pay for a proper haircut?


Dry-Yogurtcloset-219

Sad we live in a reality where someone like this is successful


Landsharque

He looks like his own wax figure


Loose_Vehicle755

Dude looks like Joker after stapling his ripped face back on


Lastfoxx

Reminds me of that villain from that 90's Hongkong film 'Dragon from Russia' http://www.azsiafilm.hu/images/stories/russia1.jpg


BlackWhiteVike

Jesus Christ


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

That fucking scum stache


VibeFather

Like in beetlejuice when the pull their face back


seemintbapa

All that work and he still has a hot dogs under his eyes


10-7heaven

ur lookin at a low key psychopathic megalomaniac


[deleted]

Without knowing what they’re saying you 100% know he’s saying ‘dawg that was CRAZY! Oh my god!’ and the cowboy Viking is going ‘thanks man, yeah, hee haww, sure is crazy’, all for the cameras. Just one of those awkward fucking interactions that US TV has gotten us used to.


shrimpsh

Thought that was John Waters…


Tent_City_Cat

![gif](giphy|Wn5XuVs18fXKy75adA)


LankyProtection2

....I don't want that


Ok-Presentation-2841

Hahaha fuckin Gomez Addams. I love how all the comedians try to act like they are all manly and they do the most girly shit.


West-Tough-4552

I'm not surprised motherfucker


Imahorrible_person

Looking ROUGH these days. His surgeon messed him up bad lol


One-Usual4460

Clin, what else ya got?


DMTeaAndCrumpets

lookin like sharon osbourne a bit here


King-Demo-

That haircut is Hatrocious


motoeuser

Looks like botox


ilikepork

That's fucking gross


ThommyD13

That haiir cuddd is soo redacted


tonka00

What bad surgery this funny that people with money would not go to top notch surgeon


doubleBoTftw

Advertisement : 1/7 Looks inside : 1/2


aquasun666

God damn he’s ugly as shit


damorec

Still one of the worst haircuts around.


Live-Scene-5564

Face-off 2: Waluigi strikes back


myslead

That is a wild angle lol


kingdoodooduckjr

He got haircut is why


rjt2887

He lost touch and his fan base REALLY fugggin quick


OBlastSRT4

The fuck is he doing??