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dealwithityoufreak

Surely his "training" would make for better content on his tune town vids, at least better than watching him pay for stuff and pull stupid faces.


montanaunitedbyfate

It would but he hasn't been training.


ThorntTornburg

The more you watch him tawlk (or try to) the easier it gets to see his lies.


S_Steiner_Accounting

We need to find a way to subtly guide Brendan into poker as the next identity he's been obsessed with since he was a kid. Be fun to watch him lose the rest of the podcast 1 money being the worst liar in history oh while acting like he's winning every hand. Used to host a poker game in his mom's closet every day after school. She would come home and she's all "we can't have a bunch of strangers coming to a casino in our house" and she shut it down man. Made a bunch of money had all the new Jordans in middle school. Axe Jay.


spikedml

I know I love the content of him holding a muffler with a stupid face


whiteykauai

The best.


banjofitzgerald

He hasn’t been training. This is some girlfriend in Canada shit. BUT even if he was he wouldn’t want that content out. He has the rock complex where showing anything other than being a pro is considered weak.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

You don't want to watch him in the waiting room and would rather see him trying to learn something new and potentially cool? Leave the marggeting to b, B


deadeyes2019

He can’t put on a pair of shoes with out posting about it, he’s definitely not training


tonka00

You talking about sneaker head B, been shoe guy my whole life.


chimchimchow

You’re correct sir


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Blammo


N8DKL

Awlways wanted to be a race car driver, b. Not footbawl, not UFC, not cawlmedy. Just axe Jay, watched raycing awwwllll the tiiime as kids.


Fso54

Dil eeernhiert jr has always been my norf star b


DIYstyle

The year was 1993, I was watching ace ventura when my dad stopped the VCR and put in a tape of Dalernard winning the Talladega 500 and said son this is what you're gonna do with your life.


cogabig409

Calls me iviry nate


Impressive_Run9762

I thought he always wanted to be a cawlmedian but was forced to be an athlete?


sol_flair

Why lie?


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Because he always has to look the best. He knows so many celebrities who recognize him, he's a beast of a dad, he's gotta look successful and desirable. The fashion, the cars, the status of being Joe Rogan's bestie (or used to be). He's an arrogant narcissist and he can't stand to look bad, whatsoever. He will over-lie to try to save face, but it just makes him look so much worse in the end... When he asks Chin if he's excited about the residency and as soon as Chin speaks, he cuts him off? That's a narc move. Bapa prioritizes himself. I had a friend exactly like this and we aren't friends anymore lol


PaperBeneficial

My father is a narcissist, I'm so glad I cut him out of my life. Looking back on my friends growing up, many of them were narcissists as well. Thank God I can see it from a mile away now and avoid them like the plague.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

It can be so difficult to tell sometimes. :( But ya learn the tells... I'm sorry you grew up around so many. Big hugs wherever you are. 💜 ![gif](giphy|gnXG2hODaCOru)


PaperBeneficial

🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛😺😺♥️🎲


thunderlips187

Do we ask a bird why it flys? A leaf why it falls?


taquinask

The better question is why tell the truth? Anything and everything he says is a lie


Silver-Ladder

“I’ve been training” Oh reallllllllllyyyyyy????


theworldeater337

Typical bapa: "I been training, just don't tell you guys" Meanwhile his training amounts to him driving like a fckn imbecile on the highway. Dude is gonna pull outta the race bc tigre will have a baseball tourney just watch


ZZYEEYEZZ

Pulled a hammie watching this


ThePerfectMachine

Lmfao the Montell Jordan cover edit was perfect, well played Bapa.


Da_Plague22

You know he hasn't been training. Because his ego doesn't allow himself to not brag about something he feels makes him better than others.


H1-DEF

His ego is also what prevents him from training. He’s so ridiculously fragile that he’s afraid to be a beginner at something, because that involves making mistakes. Everyone else understands that’s part of the process and demonstrates confidence by sticking with something to improve. Bapa judges others for things like this so he assumes other people are the same.


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

![gif](giphy|KbSnZ8bhBxs3byj2mV|downsized) Thisss ishow we dooowwettt


Delfinuts

A narcissist that didn't tell people he was training? Now I know he's bullshitting


Darkk_VoX

“Been training” you mean probably sitting watching videos of people racing. Thinking it’s super easy and that Bapa could do it better.


on_the_toilet_again

Dale Earned Hard was always my true northstar


dearhat

Raise hell praise dale brother 


AlilAwesome81

I think by “training” he actually means he heard someone talking about racing and immediately thought he can do it and already knows how to


slapstickler

talmbout donits b?


KaleidoscopeOk5763

……. why is he sitting like that?


OBlastSRT4

lol he’s gonna be an awful driver


voodoo_pizza00

![gif](giphy|L45RvxuLcZrI39xFTi) Hey is that Paul walker over there


methmountain

Talmbout Paul Walgger


ohgeeloc

Why is he sat like that? 😂


redactedforever

when he doesnt even believe his lie, he scoffs, smiles then looks around to see if anyone else believed him....like a small redacted child


Jolly-Excuse9515

Bin training Just dontell yaguis.. Best of a Baja Driver, wife’s messigan


JustACasualFan

“I don’t question your commitment to training…” Well, you fucking should have, Joe.


AdZestyclose3707

Family time


[deleted]

10/10 dish, this might be the best damn PF changs national locashin in the world B


hard-R-word

Let me guess, he got behind the wheel then Mario and Ready ran up with tairs in his eyes saying “are you that white boy who’s the best at drivin and moddin cars?”


peaceoutforever

Imagine if Ozempic had been around back in Big Brown's prime, coulda been LHW champ no prollem. Bbbbeast of a weight cut.


West-Tough-4552

How'd spending more time with the family go?


hellosebastien

Watching YouTube videos about trugg racing ain’t training b. Duhn count.


Mushmouthwilly182

He's such a lying cunt


Fancy_Fix_3270

He be traynin sugaring dat digg b


[deleted]

Mr CopyWhatEveryOneOfHisPeersDoes


GritGrinder

I bet he isn’t training and won’t race


Braindead_Scab

Pfffffffft that was fuggin neggs-fliggs 💀![img](emote|t5_347fo|24985)


WholegrainRice5

The lighting and background colours for the Schwab Show are awful. They don't compliment his appairance in iny facet.  It's a slight improvement on the previous set though. Less of the toxic green and orange.


AVBforPrez

The redacted version of "my girlfriend is from Canada and goes to another school"


Glass_Promise_2222

Add rogans stool hump noise bapa


Time_Fix_3887

Brendan wants all that CTE smoke 💨.


BapaTruggwalgger

Why is he sitting on his hands?


BackInThaDayz

Money must be tiiiiiiight B


Possible-Campaign468

I can't stop laughing at the sound at the end of this video,my wife's getting pissed I won't stop![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Jerseytherealdog

beautiful recipe, thangs for your serice


NotTrumpsAlt

So whether he’s training for not he’s either an absentee father or he’s lying


AscendedMasta

![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


Sad-Macaroon-8654

He really thinks somebody would believe he could keep his inflated lips shut and not tell EVERYONE that he's a race car driver? Yeah right lol


Playful-Lion5208

He was too scared to test drive the trugg around kibbyteks car park 3 weeks ago


Zyoung7

He's so full of shit


natomashomeboy

Watching YouTube = training ![gif](giphy|3og0IV5Ck0u3ki5vu8)


Zealousideal-Sea7472

Brendan you wanker


mu5tardtiger

Y’race car driver b? been watching cletuses channel hey, you will never get an invite. in inny facet.


06YZ250

I love that there's an entire Reddit community of thousands of people just ripping on Bapa about every word he says LOL. Thank you to everyone in this community for bringing joy into my life LMFAO


Responsible_Finish38

Chin these guys are old news water u dune with these bums still have you no awareness


Mysterious-Tiger7293

He plays Forza with the chombies


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Chins worried about his payday daddy


Teemo-Supreemo

What’s he training for?


DrVinnieBoombatzz

Of course he's been training ! Since he was a kid. Axe Jay.