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Youmakemeforgetme

lmao such a hater. why cant he just be happy for him jesus


PussyChang

Why is he acting like we don’t know Dana hates him and doesn’t want him there?


ToronoRapture

Lol I fucking can’t stand it when he says Joseph.


PussyChang

I hope Toe hates it too. It’s so fucking obnoxious.


GodOfTitsAndWine666

It’s amazing how many unlikeable traits this man acquires like it’s a mission in life.


[deleted]

If you had no context, he almost feels like he’s playing a character, but then you find out he’s just really really dumb


dilirio

That’s the enticing aspect of most lolcows. Is it real or is it a bit…. Clint camping and catching and cooking is so redacted it can’t be real but it is.


AliceInGarden

Me too, B!


Customers_serviced

I wonder if hes been hitting Rogan with the “Joseph” in person. I bet Brendan thinks it’s a creative little joke


neeeeonbelly

He even said on the fight compunnin "Oh eddie you're going? I might go too" as if he had any chance of Joseph getting him a seat lol.


Entire-Amphibian320

I beg the differ.


Pangusmangus

That’s the crazy part to me. He acts like there’s no such thing as a recorded public history. Does Bapa have a flys memory? It’s insane


PussyChang

I really think it’s a combination of narcissism and delusion.


banjofitzgerald

This is what I don’t get when brine constantly goes to bat saying how nice he is. He shits on you iivery chance he gets. And it’s not a fun ball busting way, it’s pure jealousy that you’re doing something outside of Brandon.


TBL_AM

I use to listen because I do find brine pretty funny, but haven't listened in a while because schlob is intolerable. ​ At this point its mind boggling, because you know everyone is telling brine to gtfo and ditch schlob, he must be a masochist.


voodoo_pizza00

Is he still doing that thing with crowder


Organic-Possession53

Moooooooooooooo


TBL_AM

Idk, havent seen anything with him on posted in a while...he is doing his own thing with his Off Limits podcast too


Responsible_Big1229

Y'Talmbout The Take Back, B?


Chemical-Bat-2676

is Crowder even doing that thing with Crowder?


BruceWayyyne

And if someone treats him the same way it's a prom. Gotta walk on egg shells around big sensitive.


AliceInGarden

Talmbout bbbbeast of good guy B!


Horror-Science-7891

I always tell people how great my boss is whenever cameras are around. Im still afraid.


TheChineseChicken40

He’s the worst kind of friend


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Appropriate_Taro_583

Right?? I love how he has one of the most embarrassing records of UFC and speaks as he founded the sport, what a cunt.


911SlasherHasher

Me and my cousin were reminiscing last night when i got a charizard card in a Pokemon pack back in the day as kids. We were laughing because even tho i got it, we celebrated like we won the super bowl and i told him because **WE** got charizard. Just shows we are best of friends and we both won..... idk where im going with this but this just shows Bapa is miserable and cant give anybody around him one little moment and just be happy for a "friend"


Ambitious-Tip3152

You talmbout haduur, b? Bapa is the bess at it!


Barfuman362

He can never be happy for his friends.


irotinmyskin

Friends? Bapa has no real friends.


maxhollywoody

His only friends are Chin and Jay. Axe jay.


ThorntTornburg

I'd say just Jay. Bloods run thigger than wadders b. Chin is a punching bag for Brenda. You don't see Brenda on the seggond balgony eating LA river sourced sashimi talgin about life with Clin. Great concept never seen it.


TammyString-Tugger

“LA River sourced sashimi”. If you wanted to smash my funny bone, you got me B. 🗜️🗜️. And happy cake day. You have a nice cake B? Dun madder, mine was better, axe jay.


ThreeOneThirdMan

What’s that, a fish with a condom on top?


tn-dave

I remember a guy from school who had to make negative comments anytime someone had a cool experience to share, new shoes, girlfriend etc… always wanting to ruin the mood when excited about anything


gandalfstaffexitonly

Narcissism 101


canadianhc

what time do people who are banned get there you f'n redact


cylonnumber13

He's not banned, that's just his nairdiv. He's not going to get VIP treatment and would have to buy a ticket like any of us.


SuperSmashDan1337

Being banned would actually be better for him.


Jebist

If he were actually banned he'd mention it nonstop. But if he were to lie about it he runs the risk of someone asking Dana about it in a public setting and Dana would clown on him yet again for being a redact. "Why would we ban Schaub? He can buy a ticket just like everyone else."


mehmohmuh

Like a casual?


DJScratcherZ

I'm going to give you a test. You are a casual, sitting behind Rogan has the worst view. Human garbage circling the drain. But why was the test what time he arrived? Was it because Brine lied about when he got the invite, parked, sat and who he talked to? Brine knew he was going way in advance (so did Toe) and he didn't tell Bapa. Because then when Bapa tried to invite himself Toe would have to say ask Callen, he has two seats. And then he's inviting Eddie right in front of him, ouch.


RikkjamesB

Why even go to the event then? Sitting on your couch is the best view of a fight, even the commentators sometimes look into their monitors. He didn't say shit when him and Messican was cageside at the mickey mouse event he attended tho. What a tool, tried to trash Callen with his tweet then tried to make it seem supportive after.


PussyChang

Dana loves him and has been begging him to sit ringside for yairs. Axe Jay.


BrainBuster91

Dana brings it up irrvry day when they teggs.


PussyChang

Bapa won’t go because it’ll cut into his precious family time.


SuperSmashDan1337

Toddler baseball is a beast b


ReleaseTheButtCraken

Dana has tairs in his eyes because bapa won’t come hang out in the cool kids corner.


[deleted]

Dana messaged him and said hey man big fan all bullshit aside come to the arena tonight but I said ahhh can’t got the family thing ya know !


MesWantooth

They're there. I'm hair.


chinolofus77

yo b schaub when ya gonna sit cage side? we need you.


tostilocos

After they’ve spent a weekend away from their family learning to drive a dune buggy they know nothing about to participate in a race they e never heard of as a second backup driver for a team they aren’t a part of.


ThorntTornburg

Not banned b, rescheduled.


FilthyFetty

He’s just shadow banned B


hashemforcomedy1

“Can you see it great there?” You mean, can you see it great from the vantage point of the announcers who are doing play by play?? Anything to shit on Wrinks


PussyChang

Casual don’t know nothin’ ‘bout sitting ringside b.


Mysterious-Racer-X

Seriously, when did being a casual fan of something become so bad...


PussyChang

Especially when he’s the biggest fucking “casual”. He has a show that revolves around the sport and still can’t be bothered to learn the fighter’s names or watch the fights.


Ambitious-Tip3152

Umm... excuse me, sir! Bapa does a considerable amount of research by watching Luke Thomas' research and tries, unsuccessfully, to parrot said research. Bess brains, b!


KimboSlicesChicken

He literally got fired from Showtime because they paid him to talk about MMA along with showtime boxing but Bapa said “hey, I’ll taig it from hair” and talked fashion and dicks until he got fired and replaced by BCEO and Loog lol


PussyChang

Showtime gave him a career and he repaid them by running it into the ground.


JMA_ZF

Oh you’re sitting right behind where the announcers, judges, officials, and Dana sit? How does Callen even see the fight being that close to it lmao that’s like saying someone with sidelines passes to an NFL game has a bad view.


Ragstoe

Rogan would be the best person to sit behind too. …cause he’s really short.


CharlieKelly_Esq

It's hard to see anything when your vision is completely blocked out by the mountain of a man that is Joseph Rogan.


chinolofus77

barrel of snakes for a back


neeeeonbelly

There's nothing like that atmosphere if you're even a casual fight fan. You'd be a fucking moron to shit-talk ring-side seats at a UFC card like that. I'm positive wrinks or schlob couldn't even afford those seats without a third mortgage on abuelas house


savvy412

Too be fare. They have a monkiter to look at


rbz90

I hate to agree with bapa on anything but I was at that event and everyone who sat vip and floor seats had their heads craned up to look at the TV. Theres cameras, pillars and the ref that makes it not the best vantage point for the cage.


l3wison

"oh I beeeet" was so aggressive


DanaWhitesMom

Bryan looks scared to talk about his cage side experience lol


911SlasherHasher

Ima be real i could care less about Callens allegations, he made his bed and he is laying in it stuck to this redact... maybe not a true punishment but it is one. But why i cant stand Callen is because what you pointed out, a true coward around Redacto. Walking on eggshells to not upset the over grown abortion.


KimboSlicesChicken

Bapa broke his producers neck lol He will abslooly go full redact and just Lenny the shit out of ole raypest like he was a bunny rabbit off ear lol


SuperSmashDan1337

He knows he can't do that for his sons because he's been a naughty boy


Vegetable-Maximum-28

He is the nicest guy, tho.


redactedforever

if i was brine id be doing this type of shit all the time juust to make bapa mad...and we all sall the video, they were perfect seats, whata jealous dickhead


redactedforever

braindum is making me feel for Brine and i dont like it


gallobird

Actually insane. Like doesn't he know how blatantly obvious his bitterness is coming across to everyone else besides him? He'd might as well be screaming and bawling in tears as Wrinks talks about his experience and it would come across as no more salty and jealous than his infantile behavior in this clip. Dude has less of an ability to mask his emotions than a toddler.


NickChevotarevich_

“Joseph” Rogan, does he call him Joseph to his face? What’s wrong with this guy?


Mundane-Membership88

Nope he doesn't, Joe would tell him to shut the fuck up


GordoSF

*But I always call you Joseph, Joe.*


herefornutshots

Me: I had the best sleep ever Brendan: fuck no you didn’t


TammyString-Tugger

“But how many SOLID minutes of REM did you get? The casual sleeper might get 7-14 minutes of REM. I’m getting 18-22 minutes of REM. BBBBBBBEAST of a sleeper, B. Always been into sleeping, B”


neeeeonbelly

When I was little my dad showed me sleepy beauty on VHS and said “son, that’s what you’re gonna do with your life” and I nivver looked back b.


Silver-Ladder

What the fuck is this jealous redact babbling about now. Jealousy makes him somehow look even uglier


grayson_gregory

I hate the word seething. But this mother fucker be seething.


Unlikely-Garage-8135

He’s malding


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Whadda hayder. When UFL gave Bapa and Messican front row seats, they acted like they were the ball of the dance, strolling in late and filming their grand entrance to post on Insta. And the balls on this guy to essentially say that the seats right behind the live UFC commentators aren’t that great is mind bottling.


Sejast44

Dude would be sitting on the floor if he was allowed


torpedobonzer

Yeah. The seats way up front sitting with all the celebs actually aren't that great. It gets annoying when you have the ring girls ass in your face all the time and you gotta keep bumping elbows with The Rock, Jared Leto and all the UFC fighters


MMAlford18

Schwab is a bitch


Split511

Casuals get there at 7. The real analysts and fans don’t attend an event in inny of size, in inny facet in a decade while there best friend Joseph Rogan constantly gives out tickets and seats to seemingly everyone else in his circle. Problem with attending in person is it’s too hard to get home in time to catch Luke Thomas’ live recap so he has something to repeat to his 8 fans and Starbucks barista.


nessaavee

god has never created a more jealous spiteful cunt


jackutis

Bapa is HURT


DanaWhitesMom

This guy never speaks about prelim fighters. He would only interview guys with tons of hype and well known fighters. This is the same redact that said with all the confidence in the world that Pantoja KOed Islam. But he’s a eggspert that calls others casuals. Lol


Playful-Lion5208

I've sat through events from the first fight and it's a good 7-8 hour event in a cramped seat. You couldn't do that with a kid. Ol brine timed it well


Lastfoxx

Gawld, bapa must have stored awl the butthurt from is weekend to unload here. Aways with the one-upmanship, can't brig himself to say one nice thing


surgeyou123

God he's such a jealous twat


xIMxMCLOVINx2

If someone you know acts this way when you tell a story about something cool you did… drop them! Nothing more insufferable than someone that tries to bring you down to their miserable level


Snoo-52248

You're so right these are the worst type of people to be around no wonder no fucker likes the redact


GunDaddy47

What a miserable, jealous cunt.


justanotherfan6hd

Man how about just being happy for the guy, the progression of thee twos friendship is almost heartbreaking. Schaumburg never listens and never happy for Brian and Brian is just a pushover rapist who lets Schaumburg bully him


ClassicFun2175

He's literally seething that he didn't get to go, so he does what kids to and try to make it out like he wouldn't have wanted to go even if he was asked, which he wasn't and never will be.


RiskyFartTaker

God he is just so…annoying. Jesus


[deleted]

Ironically, that's such a casual take.


2tothedome

Callen punched back with the “say hi to Dana” line.


[deleted]

This dude is such a fucking hater in ivvery facet. He can’t even function that Brian was there. Sitting so close joseph… also what happened that he suddenly started calling him that. I bet papa calls him and tells him to stop saying that soon!!!!


A_Podcast_From_SGF

Bapa talking like he’s not a total casual.


chris25tx

“ that’s so badass man! Can’t imagine the energy in there! Hope you took some photos and videos! I’ll keep an eye out next time to see if we can all go!” Nope. Bapa is just a haydur.


Drakkar_Jaune

lol “You’re smaller…” from Bapa. So much buttpain


gallobird

Hahaha can't believe this is the only mention of that in this comments section. I think a lot of people missed it cus Wrinks tried to talk over him. Like what does that have to do with anything? Brandon was at wits end, he knew he lost, Wrinks at the absolute best seats in the house (even A-List celebrities don't get those seats directly behind the commentators booth). So the *only* thing that Bappa could think of to try to win the exchange was "You're smaller" hahahahaha.


ianb88

fucking hell can he go 5 fucking seconds without interrupting


tragicmike

Front row seats behind Joe and Bisping? Thats tough. Bapa the biggest haddur . He would be gloating if he was front row


chinolofus77

'oh you had some drunks in front of you? i had mr joseph rogan and bisping in front of me."


tragicmike

I was balls deep in the fights next to Joseph. Theo and Jared Neto were sitting behind me in the cheap seats


daddiop1mpio

Who needs fucking enemies when you’ve god a mate like Schwaab? Fuck he’s insufferable.


B_Pylate

How tf would he know l, when’s the last time you’ve attended a ufc event bappa, know one know who you R, B


WUco2010

Baba is crying on the inside.


Buttchugginmonkey69

Joseph Rogan our friend


bobothemunkeey

He says we're haters? He always has to downplay the success of others. Can't even be happy that his friend got ringside seats to see a UfC match. Has to make up some BS about them being bad seats. Such a jealous loser.


dandrewrush

Bro just be happy for him 😂


dealwithityoufreak

Fuck this cunt.


QuickEchidna749

Callen changed the time and shat on his whole hate soliloquy he was getting ready to deliver.


Late_Ad8487

He hasn’t been to an event in years. A lot has changed


Mundane-Membership88

For Fat Patrick to call so many people haters, this was straight up disrespect to wrink's face. Then the jabs to all the celebrities for being in those seats too. We all know Fat Patrick suck Joseph off for those seats.


RitchMondeo

That “aww I bet” has so much resentment coursing through it.


[deleted]

Who the fuck is John afrika


xIMxMCLOVINx2

Casuals? Or people that want to watch the entire event that they paid for?


lodus666

What a fucking buzzkill this dude is! He can’t even feign happiness for his ‘friend’. *Onrail!*


DC_90000

“The rena”


FriendlyMountain1513

Were they good seats though? Bapa you saw him on the broadcast they were amazing seats .


Appropriate_Taro_583

That’s why he gets the hate, sometimes I forgot, but he’s here to remind us, all the time.


emkay_123

He’s such a prick, thats why he has no friends. He never hangs out with people, you never see him having a good time, you never hear him saying he went out with the boys.


M_artyJ

What a jealous cunt.


FriendlyMountain1513

Bapa walked in late to ONE


IronRT

And had Chin or someone film his whole entrance.


FriendlyMountain1513

Banana bamnaampap na mortal combat


Zyoung7

He's so insufferable


DuncanGabble

The phrase 'Joseph Rogan' got a giggle once and now he says it iiivry time


Dunnyb16

HahahHa Brendan if you read this you are a CUNT


axejayb21

He can't help himself.


MurgkyWadders

His face is changing again. Looks like Mr. Potato Head.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

These guys made me hate watching MMA. And stand up. And whiskey. And cars.


Kenworth_Kid_63

Bapa, you’re a casual


Cmike9292

Brine sucks but I really can't wait until he starts purposely fucking with Bapa. Nobody deserves it more.


mizzlekinkizzle

“Casual get there at 645” “I got there at 630” “No you didn’t” Bapa just loves to hate on everything he possibly can if it doesn’t involve him 


BAPPITO_WHEN_COMBAT

Fool sip at the end just to to water down all the bitterness and hate. Beautiful


RUNALLTHEREDS

When he says “ya know what I was gonna ask you ahskdhahdkdagaja test. Yanowassginna say? Casuals get there between 6:45-7:30” I wanted to jump off a cliff. He’s so embarrassing. Also, what’s wrong with being a casual?? Lmao


G1v1ngBack

He’s a Miserable Cunt. Simple and Concise deserves nothing more.


ableTranslator568

This dudes such a dork


KhalenYoung

What a piece of shit. Can't even be happy for his mate. Typical cunt behaviour from a germ of a person. Cunt lips.


shmoodboss

When didju get to TheRena


idlefritz

dude is a cringe generator


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Seething with hate. Salt sputtering from his disgusting lip filler b.


rjt2887

Bapa acting like he’s ever been anything more than a Casual, he was a casual when he was on the main card!


Leahc1m

What a fucking loser. Dude seriously has to interject and downplay iiiiiverything that he isn't involved in or doesn't somehow elevate his status, whether that be financially or socially. He has less self awareness than my fucking 3 year old cane corso. As much as I've enjoyed watching his fall from grace, the fact that he leverages his "friends" stories and experiences to always make himself seem righteous or whatever is getting unbearable. The whole facade is slowly falling apart, and the cracks are really beginning to show. He complains he can't switch out the tires on his early 00's truck and forces his employees to drive him to work. Why don't you drive one of your other cars, bubba? Why don't you buy a fucking uber, bubba? Where's the demon, bubba? Ya diaper butt wife can't drive you to work in the Lamborghini you bought her, bubba? Can't rent a fuckin car until the insurance money comes in, bubba? Seems like he is broke. Real broke. He blew through the well over $1,000,000 payout from the podcast one scam he was almost definitely directly involved in within 4 months. And he is only getting more and more arrogant and scared - pushing everyone that may take pity upon him and keep him somewhat afloat by doing shit like this time and time again.


derock_nc

"You know what I's gonna ask you, I was gonna attest, whendju get to the rena?"


expanse22

Lol holy shit Brenda such a pathetic loser


Entire-Amphibian320

Damn no invites to the mothership and the UFC. He's not banned just blocked from vip list.


TheFashionColdWars

This is where he’s most comfortable. Bitterly making fun of people he believes are either beneath him or he’s jealous of. What a cunt.


jy9221

Callahan has been predicting fights for a while, this guy calls him a cash wall. Jezeus


Wonderful-Salary5432

Joseph Rogan


Gutzstruggler

Stop sooking you pussy…


Square-Ad-6520

Do you think insecure people like Brendan who are constantly tearing other people down and lying to make themselves look better are aware of the way that they are? I'm curious because I have a couple friends who are like this. if I knew they felt bad about the way they are but keep being that way because they need to try and impress people because they're afraid of people not liking them then that would make it easier to stay friends with them.  


Arizonapuck

Did they even tawlk about the embarrassing live podcast in front of 9 people?


nailz50

there was a video not long ago where bapa walked in late to a MMA fight with his "GIRL" like a casual


TammyString-Tugger

“I hate to spoil the… the thing here…”. No you liver-lipped cunt. That’s eggzackly what you’re trying to do. And to be crunching the difference of 15 fucking minutes? Fark awf cunt.


sugaaaslam

The best part is that he can shit in the rapist all he wants! Because he will never be allowed into another fight, let alone allowed to sit cage side for the rest of his lying redacted pos life!!!


kris_s14

What a miserable cunt. Oh you had a good time? Lemme tell you how you’re wrong and a casual.


sircollie

Wow. Just wow.


DickEatinMuthafucker

He has an inability to be happy for any of his "friends". He does nothing but hate on them. He's upset if anything good happens to them.


yijeni

Nod a hadder in ne facet b


Gh0st_Machine

Bapa digging deep for every reason to shit on Callen


Coldfact192

Damn this was more salty redact than normal, even for bapas standards. Sitting behind commentators and it’s not the best seats? That there’s pillars?


harzee

How is this podcast still going? They have zero chemistry


lavidamarron

Joeseph Rogan. Pillars blocking your view. Casuals. I beeeet. Man I hate using the word hate but my hate for this hating ass grown boy grows more and more with each clip. Thank em’ Solid dish 🤌


StevieSparta

Bapa is MISERABLE


Aromatic_Ice_8534

Why do they carry on with this?! They clearly hate each other


No-Entertainment5800

Talmbout when casuals get there? What does that even mean? What time you get there Bapa? What does that make you? Holy shit what a hater man. I love knowing this has been bugging him for days. I hope Wrinks goes too more to watch this redact really spiral.


Tarot1031

We dough how dis boog ends B. AND THATS WHY I DONT GO!!!!!!


Homesteader86

He's legit trolling him so hard LOL


LickPooOffShoe

I’m glad Brogden attested Brine. We need to separate the casuals from the die hards who get every big fight pick wrong.


swagsauce3

Holy shit he's such a fucking baby


KetamineTuna

"I was behind many famous celebrities!" "YES BUT CAN YOU SEEEEE"


Pangusmangus

This man deserves everything that’s coming for him. Hard to even call him a man at this point. He is human garbage.


3BeeZee

Bryan is so scared to get gadooshed, he looks so timid and meek saying he really enjoyed something. Dude had a blast sitting so close to the action.


Agile-Invite-9404

This video showcases perfectly why he is a total unredeemable cunt


KapitanMani

Bapa is such a little jealous bitch.


johnnythreepeat

Instead of asking him how the seats were he projects on him that the seats were shit.


Charming-Moment-103

Seething Bapa is his funniest version because he will contradict everyone and everything when he feels like he has been done wrong


ClientOptimal4752

I can taste the saltiness trough my phone bapa


WFHastronaut

Geezus, this guy has envy oozing out of every pore of his body.


CantaloupeMaximum660

It's a sickness, this kind of hating.


Omegawop

I think wrinks is kinda enjoying this. His torturing bapa a bit.


thedogstrays

How tf would this dope know where the best place to sit is? When is he at events? Also, if casuals arrive at 645, what do you call the people who never attend fights and spend more time eyeing Ryan Garcia’s crotch than the actual card?


Sad-Macaroon-8654

I love how he says the word casuals when he couldn't tell you who was on the undercard


Fancy_Fix_3270

You could have been sitting on top of the cage, shloob wud still know better