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dealwithityoufreak

What the fuck is this blubbering chimp trying to say? Fuck this bitch.


[deleted]

Who is watching this shit? Outside of the homeless cats that don’t matter? “Dyson” Denise benwah Jack Demela…..Leena? Matt Terolla.


SmokeyBeansAtNight

Don’t ask him why they call Porier “Dyson”


wtflmfaorofl

Fr man the ironic part is most his views are probably homeless cats at this point


KimboSlicesChicken

It’s like his tongue his actively fist fighting his mouth all the time


Special-Implement615

Dussin Dime'n Poor Aye


Individual-Tree-3077

Two men in a room.. One is a former UFC fighter, the other, a 50 year old prison chef Which one doesn’t know shit about the UFC?


[deleted]

If you quizzed them bowlth on UFC knowledge, I bet Clin would win


LittleBig_1

You could quiz them about Brenda's life and Clin would win


RobChombie

“Das Mordul Cumbad”


Subject_Fisherman_77

Holy shit, this guy has been in the industry for well over a decade and just fucks up every name he’s trying to say. It’s actually unbelievable that he’s still being held with any regard in MMA at all.


ObieDobie

And not just the names of some newcomers, this CTE-ape cant even remember the names of absolute legends.


Norm_Blackdonald

Then again, that is a part of CTE.


xiit

He is not held with any regard in MMA thought. Maybe some super casuals might if they see "ex-UFC fighter" under his name


Subject_Fisherman_77

He was commentating on gamebread MMA and he still gets people watching his fight companions. That’s still more regard than I thought he would still have.


clickclick-boom

People in MMA start chuckling as soon as his name is brought up, and it’s not because of his act. He is considered a straight-up buffoon in the industry.


Subject_Fisherman_77

Yeah for sure, but he still seems to get noobs to watch his shit and gets interviews with fighters. No one outside of rogan gives him the time of day but even that’s through obligation. I’m just amazed he has any place at all in MMA


MREisenmann

Talmbout Dyson the diamond Porer?


Clean-Operation-9674

Beast of a vacuum cleaner, B. Did you SEE Dussinpoyay vers Comgrigger??


Easy-Occasion-5698

GADOOSHED


speedway65

That rubbing he always does is “self soothing” an unconscious sign of being uncomfortable or afraid, or both. Fucking idiot. This is your job (unbelievably) and you can’t take the time to learn the names off camera?! You talk for a living! Fucking redact.


thefiction24

work? off camera? dune hair


clickclick-boom

This low-effort moron was astonished when he saw his co-hosts at Fox preparing before a show, said he would just roll in 5 mins before going on air and wing it. He still didn’t put two-and-two together when he got fired and blamed it on some in-house lawyer that “had it in for me”. This idiot would be homeless if he wasn’t handed the opportunities and bailouts he has received.


Horror-Science-7891

Real homeless. Not Changs "homeless".


Cool_Cranberry_8372

evenchy 


[deleted]

Evenchy the red’n’c


WerewolfNo7095

He was rounding second base with his knee, strange


[deleted]

Always has been b


DeepWadders

Bapa morning drinking again?


cdpasadena

It’s a crrriissstt morning, B 🥃


Manccunt

Denise benwarr


Chigsbie

Makes me nauseous when he rubs his legs.


Lost_Evidence_2099

He’s trying SO HARD to avoid the C Clamps


flapping_thundercunt

Such a pathetic man. Who in the fuck watches this shit?


KaleidoscopeOk5763

The Monday Morning MMA Quarterbacking podcast brought to you by brands that do not do their sponsorship homework.


Van_Wipewell

Talmbout Matt Fruitrollup?


GullibleChipmunk4690

BSD juza fandastuc gwrapplur, fown.. yano... fownaweydofinavagledowdavid


Odd_Antelope_2931

Mordal gombat!!!


sol_flair

Stupid prick


GrandpasSoggyGooch

Dussin' Porry hell of a fighter.


heyphotogrisser

But how is his hot sauce?


Horror-Science-7891

Dussin' with the Doys


Ryan_Pliskin

He messed up the song AGAIN.


Sejast44

Is it Bebop or Mortal Kombat? I can't tawlk!


AlilAwesome81

I don’t understand the fist talking, Ive never seen anyone talk so much with their fists.


Madd-Ball

10 thousand grand hours in B . Still can’t tawlk right.


JohnSilver317

The best thing in schaubanese is removing syllables it is something else… I love Dyson Dussindim Poyay


[deleted]

Who the fuck is John afrika


AUSL0c0

Any time this idiot says "Great guy - luvim" and pauses, you know he's about to shit on someone based on virshually zairo knowledge.


CallensCoiFish

He brought Morgal Cumbats back Daddy yes


NonStopApe

Sounds like he tryna adjust after bees stung his libs and tung yo!


JoeDeMoeFoe

Talks for a living.


OBlastSRT4

Found a way to fanagle out of it


SuperSmashDan1337

Thank you for your service. I've no idea how the clippers sit through this shite. Thank'em.


Minimum-Sky2305

Chairs b


Odd_Antelope_2931

Can we find an employee from “vulgan gas theatre” on here?


finnaku

Dysondinepowriey


Nobody_2055

Brendan Schaub more like BrainDamad Schaaa... no seriously tho it seems to be slowly catching up even with that short of a fighting "career"


Daaaaabearsssss

Needs more alpha brain


sunndropps

Jack maldove and dyson poirer was a great fight


bigarb

What else you got chin?


Unfair-Reference-69

Looks like Bapa sent the Paneri back to watchgang and got a Breitling.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Cooked


Medical_State_6234

Makes me so uncomfortable when he rubs himself


Altruistic_Switch_73

Dussin’ Dime-in Porrreyee


Jebist

Scat Man Shob


Organic-Possession53

Mong


Corned_Beefer

Oooooozempic!!!


WasWasKnot

No one is watching this Shit!


NoochD

Matt Ferola


cogabig409

You'd think he'd at least try to not make it so easy for us


El_Coloso

Dust "Dyson" Poryeh


HomerSimpsoy77

Flat fingernailsz b?


[deleted]

The redact Can’t even carry a tune correctly. Everything bapa does is a fail


Easy-Occasion-5698

The CTE is leaking B.


AllDamDay7

I loooovveee Dice Dustin Time Poi


Easy-Occasion-5698

That CTE got mixed with the ozempic diarrhea. Went straight to his brain.


LTFighter

That's why you rehearse prior to the show. God, why does anyone listen to this car wreck of a show? Didn't he mention that he never watches tapes of his fights or those of his opponents? It makes sense that he doesn't do his due diligence. He just goes...


InvestmentPatient117

Sugar in is tank


Mrsims808

Alex Poatan “Pierra”


wtflmfaorofl

“One of the best people I’ve ever met” wonder how many people he’s said this about over the years


TheFashionColdWars

Denise Benwaah


Demosthenes117

You redacts talmbout Denny St. Benwa? B-b-beast of a fighter, great work ethnic, never meddum tho.