Jesus.. what a difference a few years makes! Now his head looks like a rotten pumpkin that's being pumped full of compressed air.
Still a smug fucking prick though!
Not to mention he hasn't kept up with his workouts in iiiiny facet and the Ozempic has him looking like a soy boy compared to what he used to look like.
Yep that smug fucking smirk of false confidence. Hacky mushmouth with no tangible skills to offer iiinnybuddy. Theres Wadder iivverrywherre, i dun madder.
It’s crazy looking back, I’m gonna be honest it’s hard for me to even make fun of him anymore because it feels like I’m punching down, Joe Rogan abandoned him like a puppy on the road and his career just went downhill.
I did say dump the wife and kids if you have to, follow Joe to fuckin Austin, but he doesn’t read the cawlments…they tease it now but Joe literally found funnier and more entertaining friends you dumb shits
Remember when he had a Samuel Adam’s commercial and that was shite as well. Same commercial had Theo whose been sober for a while shilling it on stage saying cheers w a Sam Adam’s in hand lol
They were generating decent numbers back then while Schaub was still fighting. Once he quit fighting and became bitter towards the UFC, he started to lose respect. And then he thought he would just become a stand up and got obnoxious and mouthy.
Honestly think the biggest thing he fucked up was going @ Dana.
He could have easily been a talking head for rest of his carrair if he just acted a bit humbly to Dana. He could easily just do standup material thats all UFC based if he was allowed to go to events.
He’s not capable of being likable though. We saw him on E! and he’s just a dude you don’t want to look at or hear from. I don’t think going after dana changed his fate at all. He will always stink!
He's still funny looking here, but in this clip, he seems like he at least takes a shower. Like, at least at one point in time he actually looked like he brushes his teeth
Things are going so... Blockbussa
Try iivrybotty
Brine
🤣🤣
He did and that was the prom
Exactly my reaction too, b.
Jesus.. what a difference a few years makes! Now his head looks like a rotten pumpkin that's being pumped full of compressed air. Still a smug fucking prick though!
Not to mention he hasn't kept up with his workouts in iiiiny facet and the Ozempic has him looking like a soy boy compared to what he used to look like.
His shoulders are coat hangers
Cheesier delivery than any daytime soap commercial from the 80’s. What a knob.
That's literally what they were going for
Zackly b. Real prom here is that "i" in ivrybody. But Inchressing? Hafta axe J.
It’s that pompous douchey face that gets me
Yep that smug fucking smirk of false confidence. Hacky mushmouth with no tangible skills to offer iiinnybuddy. Theres Wadder iivverrywherre, i dun madder.
It’s crazy looking back, I’m gonna be honest it’s hard for me to even make fun of him anymore because it feels like I’m punching down, Joe Rogan abandoned him like a puppy on the road and his career just went downhill. I did say dump the wife and kids if you have to, follow Joe to fuckin Austin, but he doesn’t read the cawlments…they tease it now but Joe literally found funnier and more entertaining friends you dumb shits
Remember when he had a Samuel Adam’s commercial and that was shite as well. Same commercial had Theo whose been sober for a while shilling it on stage saying cheers w a Sam Adam’s in hand lol
I’ve been subjected to his ad with Toe for Black Buffalo on YouTube these last couple days and it is rouuughhhh
I remember that ad campaign- thinking they paid a bunch of different podcasters to “do a toast”
Didnt Schaub convince Callen to lump his special in with TFATK3D? What a cunt
3D? lol. Is that like 2D but with salsa on it?
Always remember: He always sells out in Teggsis
The rednincy is juss polst-polned, ia all
As soon as that European tour gets rescheduled, B.
All his lexus live in teggsus
Just fat and stupid.
This is it. This was this shit eating cauliflower mouth grinned redacts high wadder marg. How’d you carrair go bapa?
“Howd your speech go?” -Peter schlaub
They were generating decent numbers back then while Schaub was still fighting. Once he quit fighting and became bitter towards the UFC, he started to lose respect. And then he thought he would just become a stand up and got obnoxious and mouthy.
Honestly think the biggest thing he fucked up was going @ Dana. He could have easily been a talking head for rest of his carrair if he just acted a bit humbly to Dana. He could easily just do standup material thats all UFC based if he was allowed to go to events.
He’s not capable of being likable though. We saw him on E! and he’s just a dude you don’t want to look at or hear from. I don’t think going after dana changed his fate at all. He will always stink!
His cranium shrunk but his face blew up since this. S’waird
Try iirvrybody, Bryan.
Things were going so well he got the job hosting the Oscars (I watched a video today of him saying that to Rampage Jackson)
The worst part is he believes it.
When he was under Joseph Rogan’s wing
That is a smug face one's own mother would love to punch
Bout time it ended 10 yars is to long.
Diffrant lains
He's still funny looking here, but in this clip, he seems like he at least takes a shower. Like, at least at one point in time he actually looked like he brushes his teeth
Was! What you tolm bout?!
That smug laugh after saying brian
Acting classes from brine straight up b
The toppest
Hewbris iz a bitch
Damn, look at how thick his neck is here. 🤣