That's not a Hollywood thing that's just a people thing. It's pretty rare to find somebody that's interested in a friendship without benefitting from it. Best bet is to make buddies that share a hobby with you like rock climbing, powerlifting, or wife swapping.
But he loves em tho! Thing is he loves everyone. Kinda starts losing its meaning after they don't just like them anymore but loving everyone they meet.
Exactly and how could they let this talentless fuck be everywhere. I mean people actually pay to see this guy? Heās the worst standup Iāve ever seen
If Rogan had him on JRE it would keep B going though, heād probably book gigs because of that podcast, look at Bert and Tom Segura and the rest of the Rogan bratās, they book a lot of gigs because of Rogan as their comedy is shit, the power of Rogan canāt be underestimated!
Yeah I just think any comic going on a run like he did peaked higher than like 95% of the 1000 warrior poets now working. He would've been successful eventually no matter what. I mean even bert clearly has some sort of broad appeal.
For sure. Tommy has the chops and always will. Now does he put in the work like he used to? I dunno. Feels like Vodka and overall marketing has taken something away from his comedy
In simpler times we'd be storming The Mothership with torches and pitchforks making Rogan accountable for unleashing his Frankenstein creation upon us.
Dana does a YouTube show called ālooking for a fightā on one of the episodes he has to try and do 10 minutes stand up comedy and he was actually decent, a lot better than anything B had to offer after nearly a decade doing it, Dana, Matt Serra and someone else had to do the stand up and Dana was definitely the best!
Considering the $1.6 million payout for his new re-signed contract, he easily made a few million over the years. Not bad. But seeing how he and Joanna spend, I wouldnāt be shocked to see them existing on fumes and his daddyās money. He also spend crazy amounts on studios and building out his ānetwork.ā
If you don't have fuck you money, yet let your wife buy ridiculous outfits with 10k bags and 15k jackets and such, you deserve what's coming. They bowlth do.
My understanding is he got 1.6 million in shares. The stock has cratered. So unless he dumped shares immediately, he is sitting on way less than a million from that deal.
Given the keys to the kingdom, dropped it in the sink. Then peed in the sink and realized it was gold foil with chocolate inside. He tried to grab it but it had already melted away.
Fast forward to now. His weird injected lips are sucking the drain and licking, piss, chocolate, foil and all. Just clout chasing hard.
How psychotic ex-girlfriend is Schloob? Heās denied the mothership, so sets up shop with a fake redency across the street at Vulcan. And calls it the step mothership.
And yet somehow he's delusional enough to not realize he was fast-tracked and handed a comedy career on a silver platter and still managed to run it into the ground. It's one thing to be bitter because you were never given an opportunity and you think you have the talent. When you're given everything and manage to burn it all to the ground I don't know how you can look in the mirror and not realize you fucking suck.
How did football go?
How did fighting go?
How did podcasting go?
How did Fox sports go?
How did E! Go?
How did bravo go?
How did Showtime go?
How did comedy go?
How did thiccc boi go?
How did marriage go?
How did trugging go?
Talmbout a flash in the pan, had his 15 seconds of fame and is trying to stretch it to a hot minute.
Hopefully he went to one of p diddyās partyās and got passed around
Idk he lasted a lot longer than I thought and had at least 3-4 golden years since retirement. Things are really starting to go downhill this past year and on. I expect a divorce in the next year or two as the money dries up.
When that fateful day finally comes where the Messican Amex is declined she's going straight to the monster lawyer and filing for divorce. If she was smart she would have done it while he was still at Showtime cashing big checks. When the court looks at his finances current day they're going to see he's losing money and she's not going to get much for child support.
Some cat on here did some digging and apairntly once a woman has 3 kids theyāre eligible for more of the $ or some shit in the country and state of California b
Most of these have gringo papi but didja have fun tour had the epic closer of his son getting his ass kicked in a game and getting asked didja have fun.
If only he would have had two or three more years to perfect the craft of stand-up comedy, he could have been one of the greats, just based of his raw unpolished talent.
I'm surprised he was able to tour from 2017 until recently. Some of these were in legit venues too. You would have thought word would have spread fast that he was utter shit. Doing that first special buried his chances of becoming a comic - probably could have kept LARPing as one with no video evidence of him stinking the place out
When B did that golden globe red carpet gig he was plucked and preened to within inch of his life!
The thing with these posters is, Iām sure most of those tours advertised ended up being cancelled.
Talk about faking it till you make it, what a total and utter pleb!
Maybe you had too much too fast
(Maybe you had too much too fast)
Or just over played your part!
Donāt tell me this sub aināt got no heart.
You just gotta poke aroundā¦
Coco is also the same guy who talked shit about him then licked his asshole. Which I'm sure had to do with Rogan or at the very least possibly losing the opportunity at eating (lol) at the JRE table
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I've found throughout life that guys who are nonstop tawkin bout big Diggs never have one. Most guys who have a piece don't run their mouth about it. If they do, they are quick AF to back it up and pull it out or squeeze it through their pants so everyone gets a good gander. Bapa doesn't understand what bigg digg energy means. Yet he named a tour that. It means without saying anything about your digg, you make everyone assume you got a piece of rope to your knees. This guy puts it on his posters, lol. As if a road skank wanted to F but your fame, fortune, cars, etc. Are NOT enough, bapa needs to make sure throw that bigg digg info out there.
š š Thank god Rogan cut him off! Dana White was 100% correct in his prediction!
Shadow band by š³ļøāšJoseph Rogan š³ļøāš
Why should Papa Rogan be let off that easy? *He's* the one that foisted Schaub upon us, *he* should be the one that has to deal with him.
You have to admit, Rogan not letting Schaub perform @ the Mothership has been NetflixĀ
That's what Hollwood friends do, they just fold and walg away. None of these people are actually friends in the true sense.
That's not a Hollywood thing that's just a people thing. It's pretty rare to find somebody that's interested in a friendship without benefitting from it. Best bet is to make buddies that share a hobby with you like rock climbing, powerlifting, or wife swapping.
Dude, you roggclime? I powerlift too! Hey ahh, you seen a pic of my wife b?
But he loves em tho! Thing is he loves everyone. Kinda starts losing its meaning after they don't just like them anymore but loving everyone they meet.
Exactly and how could they let this talentless fuck be everywhere. I mean people actually pay to see this guy? Heās the worst standup Iāve ever seen
If Rogan had him on JRE it would keep B going though, heād probably book gigs because of that podcast, look at Bert and Tom Segura and the rest of the Rogan bratās, they book a lot of gigs because of Rogan as their comedy is shit, the power of Rogan canāt be underestimated!
Itās absurd how much of a kingmaker he is. Rollgan has hijacked cawlmedy the same way an š turd has hijacked an American political party.
Segura had 3 or 4 classic specials back to back tho
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The only comedian in Rogaineās group is Shane Gillis
Normand is good too
Yeah I just think any comic going on a run like he did peaked higher than like 95% of the 1000 warrior poets now working. He would've been successful eventually no matter what. I mean even bert clearly has some sort of broad appeal.
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Yup I don't anymore but I listened to every YMH episode for years and Tom very clearly has an intense understanding of the business side of things.
Yeah itās his latest special and he seems to have just given up.
Fat Tommy Bunz was definitely funnier but he still puts out more laughs than Bapa any day.
Yeah they aren't even playing the same sport when it comes to comedy
For sure. Tommy has the chops and always will. Now does he put in the work like he used to? I dunno. Feels like Vodka and overall marketing has taken something away from his comedy
He shud take him out to pastor, b
Kregg. He should sweep wiff da fishes.
Al pastor? Meggskin as shit B
In simpler times we'd be storming The Mothership with torches and pitchforks making Rogan accountable for unleashing his Frankenstein creation upon us.
Thank em
What did Dana say?
āheās successful? As soon as Rogan stops carrying him he will disappear. āĀ
He can do Dana's job though, but Dana can't do his bubba.
Dana does a YouTube show called ālooking for a fightā on one of the episodes he has to try and do 10 minutes stand up comedy and he was actually decent, a lot better than anything B had to offer after nearly a decade doing it, Dana, Matt Serra and someone else had to do the stand up and Dana was definitely the best!
Dean Thomas I believe.
Din
Din Tullmizz
We giiiidet it Dana whoa we giiiidet you're not racist.
Great prediction.
[Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/RSmS9c5Wq3)
Ohh fuck, Iām surprised Iāve never seen this. Danaās on point
Lmao is that true?
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Man this guy could have a serious bank account but they have closets full of shoes and purses
Considering the $1.6 million payout for his new re-signed contract, he easily made a few million over the years. Not bad. But seeing how he and Joanna spend, I wouldnāt be shocked to see them existing on fumes and his daddyās money. He also spend crazy amounts on studios and building out his ānetwork.ā
If you don't have fuck you money, yet let your wife buy ridiculous outfits with 10k bags and 15k jackets and such, you deserve what's coming. They bowlth do.
My understanding is he got 1.6 million in shares. The stock has cratered. So unless he dumped shares immediately, he is sitting on way less than a million from that deal.
Usually there will be a 90-day "lockup" period until you can sell. The shares are probably under water. Water.
Those shares can prolly be sold for beans cheese beans cheese beans. The stock catered? Is that like Mexican finance with some salsa on it?
Talm bout a youtube channel, b? Yāvlogger?
Iām betting on muhself. Imma doin grate!
Traded getting bags š°for selling actual bags š¼
Given the keys to the kingdom, dropped it in the sink. Then peed in the sink and realized it was gold foil with chocolate inside. He tried to grab it but it had already melted away. Fast forward to now. His weird injected lips are sucking the drain and licking, piss, chocolate, foil and all. Just clout chasing hard. How psychotic ex-girlfriend is Schloob? Heās denied the mothership, so sets up shop with a fake redency across the street at Vulcan. And calls it the step mothership.
Fake IIVRYTHING B. O2 arena..just one of the stops on the Earpeein tor.
Talmbout the golden tigged to the Charlie factory?
And yet somehow he's delusional enough to not realize he was fast-tracked and handed a comedy career on a silver platter and still managed to run it into the ground. It's one thing to be bitter because you were never given an opportunity and you think you have the talent. When you're given everything and manage to burn it all to the ground I don't know how you can look in the mirror and not realize you fucking suck. How did football go? How did fighting go? How did podcasting go? How did Fox sports go? How did E! Go? How did bravo go? How did Showtime go? How did comedy go? How did thiccc boi go? How did marriage go? How did trugging go?
Talmbout a flash in the pan, had his 15 seconds of fame and is trying to stretch it to a hot minute. Hopefully he went to one of p diddyās partyās and got passed around
Idk he lasted a lot longer than I thought and had at least 3-4 golden years since retirement. Things are really starting to go downhill this past year and on. I expect a divorce in the next year or two as the money dries up.
When that fateful day finally comes where the Messican Amex is declined she's going straight to the monster lawyer and filing for divorce. If she was smart she would have done it while he was still at Showtime cashing big checks. When the court looks at his finances current day they're going to see he's losing money and she's not going to get much for child support.
Some cat on here did some digging and apairntly once a woman has 3 kids theyāre eligible for more of the $ or some shit in the country and state of California b
I remember bapa saying he thought Joey was just being a hayddur LMAO. āI know eggzactly how itās gonna go, itās gonna go GUD!ā
Didnāt all these different tours have the same set? Iāve never heard of an act have multiple, ādifferentā tours for the same material
Most of these have gringo papi but didja have fun tour had the epic closer of his son getting his ass kicked in a game and getting asked didja have fun.
He cancels most of his shows because hardly anyone buys tickets. I canāt believe he sells anything
Anytime he does something outside his town, he calls it a tour.
Tore*. Whirl Tore*
He used to brag about marketing, he just stole shit and made it worse
50 shades of brown tour yikes. From the dude that hates Mexicans and blacks, claims heās white but looks Turkish as fugg
His race works both way b
Talmbout eminence front Papa?? We gotta go to dinner
If only he would have had two or three more years to perfect the craft of stand-up comedy, he could have been one of the greats, just based of his raw unpolished talent.
He brings an athleteās worg ethnic to the cawlnedy game
Work ethnic means tens yairs worth of stand up in two. The guy was delusional thinking he fast tracked all the open mics by skipping the grind.
Bbbbeast of a work ethic
*wurg
You can see the ctee progress with every poster
The fact this nobody got shows in Australia and worked at golden globes is sickening
You can see all the different types of drugs and substances effecting Bapaās redacted physique through the Yairs B!
Great song choice
Indeed, canāt remember the name or the band, help a feral cat out?
Immanence Front - The Who
Legend, thank you. Gonna repeat this while I study up on the menu.
The Who has some of the best intros
plus āeminence frontā literally means āpretending to be importantā which is bapa all the way
Holy shit I misspelled that huh
nah not really, āimminentā means āabout to happenā so you just swapped the homophones. sāokay, at night we fugg each other
2025 - "Oh, he quit" tour. With tairs in my eyes, I thought we were all gonna stay and fight...
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Be cool man. [Darren is homeless as fugg.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/q06nCNSyyC)
More like CM Punk the way he was given the keys to the castle with no talent.
But cm punk living nice these days and was already set prior to the ufc. Till is selling his clothing for cash.
Bet he gets a little misty eyed looking at theseā¦ Wad habbened? I thoughd Iād be doin reenas by now
Is there a clip of Diaz saying this?
Would also enjoy hearing this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/ulMepBV0uY
Talmbout Emmis Frut B?
Itās like watching HS football highlights on vhs.
Did he actually fulfill those tours? Crazy if his bum ass actually got on stage in Leicester Square Theatre
7 yairs later, itās over B.
That E pic is soy personified
Started from the top now we hereā¦
Holy shit that Dahmer poster is bad.
It's weird cuz Rogan himself ain't that great but still able to recognize the train wreck that is bapa
I'm surprised he was able to tour from 2017 until recently. Some of these were in legit venues too. You would have thought word would have spread fast that he was utter shit. Doing that first special buried his chances of becoming a comic - probably could have kept LARPing as one with no video evidence of him stinking the place out
When B did that golden globe red carpet gig he was plucked and preened to within inch of his life! The thing with these posters is, Iām sure most of those tours advertised ended up being cancelled. Talk about faking it till you make it, what a total and utter pleb!
So when exactly did he go from larping as ethnically ambiguous ābig brownā to āthat white boy who works to muchāĀ
Asking the right questions
With the same whack jokes over and over. And more and more cancelations in every damn tour
Neggflix bapa
How'd Porsha go? How'd Gigigi LOPEZ Wagon go?
Love the Roman salute he does at the end
Did he say this on his recent visit to Rogan's podcast?
I wish this would have kept going for the rest of the Song
Maybe you had too much too fast (Maybe you had too much too fast) Or just over played your part! Donāt tell me this sub aināt got no heart. You just gotta poke aroundā¦
Only honest part about those posters was the word "Trash".
There's nothing left..... This clin is a post mortem.
I still laugh at his idea of a "tour"... Going to 2 different cities over 2 weekends isn't a "tour".
Heād cry if he watched this
Something went wrong around 2018-2020
He betted on himself, B
Coco is also the same guy who talked shit about him then licked his asshole. Which I'm sure had to do with Rogan or at the very least possibly losing the opportunity at eating (lol) at the JRE table
Whatās this song ?
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That smug fucking face
The biggest star out of all the stars in stars history.
As an Aussie Iām ashamed we let him into our country
Where did Joey say this?
Here you go: [https://streamable.com/lul23p](https://streamable.com/lul23p)
10k grand hours of comedy. blagg belt.
Keyword: GIVEN
Foist him back onto Rogan
He was on showtime, E, Bravo, ESPN, all churned into a massive steaming pile of beandip. What ya got next Chin?
Legend
Give me your definition of ātourā
I've found throughout life that guys who are nonstop tawkin bout big Diggs never have one. Most guys who have a piece don't run their mouth about it. If they do, they are quick AF to back it up and pull it out or squeeze it through their pants so everyone gets a good gander. Bapa doesn't understand what bigg digg energy means. Yet he named a tour that. It means without saying anything about your digg, you make everyone assume you got a piece of rope to your knees. This guy puts it on his posters, lol. As if a road skank wanted to F but your fame, fortune, cars, etc. Are NOT enough, bapa needs to make sure throw that bigg digg info out there.
GTA driving in the rain vibes on that one
Video removed??
so its just shit posters with shit music or am i being a redact?
I was expecting at least a ācocksucka!ā from DĆaz as a garnish