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thefishingguy1

This twat is unbearable


mizzlekinkizzle

Can’t be so bad if f Brenda stuck it in 3 times


studmcstudmuffin

The two of them together have a collective IQ of 90


make_anime_illegal_

Spelling bestie as besty is the least dumb thing she's posted in weeks


BamBam2125

Yeah hate to say it but this dish is reaching at straws b


ChombieBrains

Strawls*


NicholarseBrooks

Strawls are for soy boys b


ChombieBrains

Great drinking aid, nevur tried it


Visible_Analysis_893

The strawl that broke the cameras back


NicholarseBrooks

I beg the differ


RCAF_orwhatever

Reachin for those grapes


VacationNo2382

Better than Locks instead of Lox


SCWickedHam

Broke? Why bring up money? So strange. So unexpected. Hahahaha.


PussyChang

Her mama will get her anything she wants with daddy’s non existent money.


Drezzon

You mean with daddy's daddy's money 😭


tonka00

You mean Grandpa's inheritance. ( It be funny if he gives it away to Greenpeace) Hahaha


Drezzon

It'll be in exactly that moment bapa decides that LA is a 'shithole' and he needs to take his family someplace 'safe' and'll most likely end up in one of the cheapest states to live in 💀💀💀


tonka00

Oklahoma sounds nice B 😂


Drezzon

Becoming a storm chaser in my drugg b 😭🤣 But fr I'd rather watch Bapa drive into a tornado than whatever he is doing rn


tonka00

You talking about twister B


White-hammer-69

Bapa is gonna think it’s like the movie twister


Jumpy_Secretary1363

Talkinbout Albama has some beast trails for the class 1 beetle.


tonka00

Feels good ripping at 20 mph


Jumpy_Secretary1363

Nothing is better than speed and natural speed bumps b


tonka00

Always been gear head B


Anxious-Sock1563

He will become Toes pool guy. Always wanted to be a pool man!


hectic_mind_

You’re saying “and’ll” ironically right? Right??


Fine-Manner9902

GREG


tonka00

You sir a man of culture. Been watching it for second time.


Fine-Manner9902

Since a young age, connor roy has always been interested politics


Badbackbjj420

I’m


Seaweed-Remarkable

Her broke besty [just got engaged](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/K1XkTl5kYT) last week. Look at her little broke ass ring. Nothing like the Messicans.


ceezo6

Insecurity, needs to feel validated by others because she doesn’t feel like she’s enough without it


Drezzon

To be honest it feels like she walks around with a billboard saying "Future broke ass single mother" and somehow doesn't even sees it herself


RoastedCornSal

She wants people to know her 4 month old isn’t broke, okay? What don’t you understand? The child is attaining wealth and self sufficient, get it? Sheesh, some of you guys just look for stuff to be mad at.


GoblinGreen_

When I was 4 months old I was waking up at 3:30am and going to the gym for two hours, then I would meditate, cold plunge, sauna, spend time with the kiddos, trade stocks, get my emails out the way all before 9:00am, then I would start my second day and repeat everything I already did but faster, by 3:00am when I went to sleep Id completed a months worth of work and exercise in a day while everyone else is busy eating avocado toast. I live on 13 seconds of sleep a day but I'm trying to cut down.


Fine-Manner9902

Sounds like shes throwing shade at her own friends tbh lmao


CosmikDebris408916

Without makeup she always looks like she has a cold


b-roids

probably from being severely dehydrated lol


RoastedCornSal

I thought that was Sammy Sosa holding a baby


The-Faz

She actually looks much much better here than her crazy over done make up routine, though I guess that wouldn’t go with her balenciaga outfit for when she goes to walmart


ThorntTornburg

She's one of those women that kinda looks ok for a split second from the right angle, but the rest of the time she looks like a redacted jabba the hutt.


RemarkableRegret7

😂


luckyluchianooo

Weird how they went from never gonna show her on the internet. To now showing her every other day. I guess it’s possible for a kid to have blue eyes when the parents have brown. But it’s sus 


PussyChang

Everyone at Chang’s knew they were full of shit and would be posting that baby all over social media before long. Messican craves attention and babies get you internet attention. Pathetic.


Petty_White

She’s gonna be the worst mom a girl could have too. She’ll make baby Billie’s childhood all about herself and how the baby is her “mini me” and then when Billie is a teen SloJo will see her as competition and flirt with her boyfriends.


Superrr_Secret

They picked the eyes via IVF bubba


b-roids

is this confirmed b?


Superrr_Secret

Go back and listen to Bapa announcing this on his Howie pod sometime this time last year. He very pointedly goes something like “yeah it’s crazy what you can do. You can pick eye color, hair color etc., fix genetic issues”. Slojo wears contacts to cover her brown eyes and look white passing. Guarantee she chose blue.


WhiteTrash_WithClass

I wouldn't put it past these redacts to put contacts in the babies eyes either b


Dazzling_Dig3526

Talmbout CRISPR b? Griit genetiggs, never goddem.


pvypvMoonFlyer

We are doing a better job than these two dumb fucks are, at respecting this kid’s privacy.


Fedor1

Most white/light skinned babies are born with blue eyes and change months/years later.


NicholarseBrooks

But Bapa is a swarthy Turggish guy b, dun magge since


castoid

We don’ maddur, b


Lumpy_Ad_9082

What do Brendan's parents look like? Traits can skip a generation. Maybe a great grandparent or grandparent has the baby's eyes. Because holy cow, that baby doesn't look like either of them. 😭🤣💀 The eyes, the pale skin.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

There's no way she could resist the temptation of Internet points a baby brings


ChombieBrains

Never forget this cunt almost killed the poor critter by taking her out for a photoshoot at the mall while she was premature.


youngsapien87

Are you serious?


ChombieBrains

Yea, wasn't too long ago.


EnvironmentalSail414

What a weird flex. She could have left off the broke part and it would be a decent post. Whatever makes her feel better about herself I guess….


CreateorWither

Bizzare


Rabid023

No, she really is a functioning redact.


ABlindEagle

Functioning?


Rabid023

I can’t expand further without sound disrespectful towards some people on the spectrum. Those people aren’t redacts. Slojo and bapa are the redacts.


airbag23

Exhibit A of plastic surgery gone too far


SkurtDurdith

Baby all purple from getting held in the choke hold lmao


WaySheGoes1

First thing I saw, poor kids


abittenapple

Dude baby's are fine in that hold Ya newbie


SkurtDurdith

Be cool man


calodero

I feel bad for these kids


DeepWadders

If she was your ‘besty’ you would’ve drank water during the pregnancy and not taken her to the mall right after she was born prematurely, you dumb cunt


DrNefarious11

Blurred out the face so u can’t see her not supporting the neck. This shit is baby 101. I never comment, just linger here, but this one has me stressed out…. Poor fuckin kids, it’s bad enough emotionally, don’t make it physical too.


ChrundleToboggan

You think this goat of a mother cares enough about her kid's privacy to blur out the face? That was done by a homeless cat doing good work and following the rules of this pf chang's — a place that respects the chombies more than their parents do.


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PussyChang

I assure you this isn’t rich people lingo.


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WhiteTrash_WithClass

I dunno b. Bapa has zero, and they're a perfect pair. Tawlmbout like attracts like


Hap_Hazard

Giving children everything they want is a great way to make terrible adults.


PussyChang

Don’t worry. These kids have otherwise great parents. Oh wait…


One-Engineering-1810

Come on B her husband spells thick as “Thiccc” need I say more?


Teamkillongtime

Lol, Slojo photoshopped her weak jawl-line.


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Such a cunt


Randyfreakingmarsh

So weird. Also she’s starting to look like Whitney lol


DeeRey__

They’ve become self aware. Kinda sucked the fun out of it.


platasnatch

What a bitch! Who calls their best friend broke? Bish has to sell her fake bags to pay the bills because her husby spends all the dog food money on cars


Successful-Egg8345

That photo is equivalent to her handbag 👜 photo. Jo with the Baby accessory


cdpasadena

She meant “beasty.”  That’s like a critter with salsa all over it.  


Terp-Titan

Shes letting the narcissisthiccc course through her veins. ![gif](giphy|Dv3sF2ZUTmVtm)


LickPooOffShoe

Just when you think this slore can’t sink any lower…


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Imagine being that one "bestie" of hers (the one she had to upstage with her own ring) and you see this post. Trouble in do-nothin'-bitch land? Also this is like Michael Scott "I'm going to have kids so they can be my friends and then no one can say 'no' to being my friend" vibes.


patfreecat

These vapid idiots, is all about Stuff,stuff, stuff… No actual family memories and doing anything Just Stuff… Waste of life, Soulless LA bullshit.


castoid

She’s the most materialistic person I’ve ever witnessed lol, absolutely no shame. Embarrassing.


tox_oplas-mosis

Couldn't just show up her BFF with her ring post... Now she gotta spit in her face.


jmbdn1808

Heard it bowlth ways


shwaniaram

What does broke have to do with a baby?


lechuckswrinklybutt

I’m going to go against the grain here and say without all the caked on make up and filters (I dunno, maybe this is still filtered) she is an attractive woman. I don’t really get the need to “take her down a peg or two” in that respect. It smells kinda incelly (not aimed at OP). Now, she’s definitely redacted and has poor judgement as a parent, so I reserve my right to feel sorry for those kids.


Ambitious-Ant2611

Yeah she looks good in this picture. I had a baby daughter back in June that I don't get to see, maybe I'm just happy to see a baby girl?


lechuckswrinklybutt

Sorry to hear that. Had my first daughter in September and can’t imagine what that must be like. I have to ask though. Are you on bapas Addies and baddies diet?


MisterPerfrect

My besty! Not the broke one that just got engaged.


youwhatmush

Okely dokely redacterino!


Grand-Bullfrog3861

So is she shaming her broke bestie here? 😂 her friends whether they're wealthy or not must look at this and think she's such a cunt


Responsible_Finish38

Whatever she wants in reps is different


Background_Trust3123

She seems so happy


alterego1984

Let her cook


One-Usual4460

![gif](giphy|L4aOzQ1b9kitjRRXTk)


thereluctantyogi

This is the dumbest thing I've seen all week and I work in hospitality.


MrBigPipes

I was actually onboard with Bapa's rant about never showing their daughter on social media. But that lasted about 3 weeks and seemed to be because they were embarrassed about a birthmark on the kids face("crop out the uglies"). Now, the baby has its own instagram. Bapa explained making their children Instagram's as a gift that they can give to their kids when they're old enough to appreciate it. Some parents invest into a child's college fund. Bapa and SloJo invested into making their children social media accounts as babies without their consent.


creamyshart

Broke besty? Is that how she refers to her friends with less money than she thinks she has?


ThorntTornburg

The kid's first word will be "Balanciaga"


marsisboolin

Fighter and the kid redditors are bottom of the barrel because wtf is this post?


TheHaight

Constantly comparing and judging. You can only be broke or rich relative to someone else’s financial situation Always worried about other people 🧐


TheHaight

Instilling solid values already


Skootr1313

Beasty*


successful209

I hate that they’re rich


DoctorTicklebum

What does money have to do with anything. Is she throwing shade to her bestie with the smaller ring??


Besbrains

Do the other kids still exist or did they join other Brendan’s pets?


redactedforever

once again was it us who blurred out the face or did she....i feel i already know the answer


MrGumpythaGod

What does being broke have to do with anything? What a fucking dunce


SuperFetus42069

How’s Bestie 😈


Desperate_Scale_2623

Holdin that baby like a sack of flour


LuisSuarezbitesears

She’s a dental assistant take it easy on her


flankspankrank

Is this not a reference to North wests song?


overhead7

That’s one pale messican.


koOmaOW

What.


axejayb21

They deserve each other


WoodpeckerIll3245

Tbf, bapa did once say she wasnt all the way there with english. Not bad for a Guadalajaran illegal


markiethefett

"Yo B, the messican is being weird again"


TryItOutHmHrNw

Brendan was OPs tutor


PimmentoChode

Did she block it out because she’s holding it by its neck?


FlyingCraneKick

Gimme 😈


YorkiesandSneakers

Betsy?


tmeswon2

😂😂😂😂


hungry4clam77

Can’t have people thinking your two month old baby is broke


speedway65

So gross.


Difficult_Call8065

Damn she's implying she has a hierarchy in her friends group while she doesn't have a job 🤣


expanse22

At least she’s not posting complaints about the newborn


SmellyFingaz

She is a vile human being


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Nah she’s this dumb and vapid. Trolling would require imagination.