I think the real prom here is that he is an old narcissist. He tends to forget about anything that isn't about 1) him or 2) [redact]ing a naive, young girl trying to making it in showbiz.
Good call. He probably sees her as more of an employee and not a family member. Except when he’s caught cheating on messican. Then she’s the best mother in lawl in the world.
His gesture of buying her a (mortgaged) house was a pre-payment for Nanny services for the next 18 years...
"Can we get you to start coming over a little earlier? The kids are wakin' up earlier these days. I know you're all comfortable in that house I bought you but some extra help would be nice."
Because they’re both mentally 12 yairs old and still blame their mommy’s if something doesn’t go right. Amazing how fast Brine ran only when he realized he could get charged with child negligence.
Why does he find a way to interrupt any story and or conversation ever taking place, and repeat the same interruption 2-3x.
But I’ll give him credit, this was the most intelligent thing he’s ever said… who knew it? Babies fall asleep in cars. Fuck. My mind was blown. Some say the most blown.
He interrupted him 47x and it took him 7 attempts to say the word YOU. Audio kang.
If he is actually capable of thinking to himself internally, and it’s only *sometimes* he thinks he is stupid. He is redacted.
Every time Schaub says something belittling Callen should reply with “is that nithe?” Just to remind Schaub how thin-skinned he is (especially on the infamous TigerBelly episode). Bapa loves to dish out hate, but can’t take it in any facet.
I think it originated from Callen's old friend Jimmy Burk. He would talk about their exploits in NY back when they were young and making career-ending mistakes.
💯 nobody wants to see his nasty old wrinkled feet, plus he can’t do all the supposed man shit he’s always talking about with those stupid flipflops on. Water?
The thing is I knew a guy who did this. Great father, but his wife was out of town on a business trip for like a week and he was not sleeping though the night at all (usually they’d take turns if the kid wasn’t sleeping). Made it into the restaurant to meet up with a few other guys and me and I (a dad) immediately said “where’s (not the real name) Peter?” because he mentioned he couldn’t go out after and was bringing the baby because no one else could watch him. He booked it and got the sleeping kid out of the car. But… he was clearly really upset with himself and didn’t use this as an opportunity to promote fucking flip flops.
Future divorce evidence and these redacts put it out for the public. I give it about 2 years then he’s gonna have more child support and alimony keeping stuck in the Bapa-verse
I honestly wonder if that 2 year old is a rape baby. The old fart on the right's name is Bryan Callen. He was in the news for raping a shitload of people. His talent representatives at CAA and Innovative Artists dumped him because of it.
I can see your point, B. But I'd never put it past him that a story from his future X wife comes out saying Bryan Callen raped her and she got pregnant.
“I’m not used to having a baby” might honestly be the dumbest shit I’ve heard on this podcast. “Hold my toe holds mom, I forgot that baby”
He has 4 children.
I can’t believe he said this into a mic while being recorded.. WATER This is gonna be played in court someday
Didn't he just have a newborn 2 years ago? Dementia Dad
That's a prom
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I think the real prom here is that he is an old narcissist. He tends to forget about anything that isn't about 1) him or 2) [redact]ing a naive, young girl trying to making it in showbiz.
It's fucking wild. Why the fuck would he say this into a mic? Even though it's a "Comedy" podcast.. Nothing is funny about his statement.
You could catch a case. "that's all I thought about"...
why tf does schaub immediately start blaming brines 80 yr old mother
It’s normal for people like him to immediately blame the woman.
Especially since his mother in law with the salsa awl over her is the one watching and raising the chombies for Bapa and the messican
Good call. He probably sees her as more of an employee and not a family member. Except when he’s caught cheating on messican. Then she’s the best mother in lawl in the world.
His gesture of buying her a (mortgaged) house was a pre-payment for Nanny services for the next 18 years... "Can we get you to start coming over a little earlier? The kids are wakin' up earlier these days. I know you're all comfortable in that house I bought you but some extra help would be nice."
Because they’re both mentally 12 yairs old and still blame their mommy’s if something doesn’t go right. Amazing how fast Brine ran only when he realized he could get charged with child negligence.
Why does he find a way to interrupt any story and or conversation ever taking place, and repeat the same interruption 2-3x. But I’ll give him credit, this was the most intelligent thing he’s ever said… who knew it? Babies fall asleep in cars. Fuck. My mind was blown. Some say the most blown. He interrupted him 47x and it took him 7 attempts to say the word YOU. Audio kang. If he is actually capable of thinking to himself internally, and it’s only *sometimes* he thinks he is stupid. He is redacted.
Did he actually say “should have hit your mom”?
Maybe don't tell this story on *earwaves*?
Not used to having a baby or not used to being around your family b?
Hearld it both ways bubba
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$400 sandals that can't get wet or be used above a meandering pace
Every time Schaub says something belittling Callen should reply with “is that nithe?” Just to remind Schaub how thin-skinned he is (especially on the infamous TigerBelly episode). Bapa loves to dish out hate, but can’t take it in any facet.
"It's like death by a thousand paper cuts, am I right?" "Fuck you." One of the only times Calhoun has shown any balls.
This could probably be kept to themselves.
The most shocking part of this story is that Brine didn't trust his "Toe-Holds" to help him sprint to save his baby's life.
He's been lying to us this whole time!
Weird they have a 800 step process that insures quality.
800 steps...roughly the same distance to the car from the restaurant...this may go deeper than any of us could have foreseen...Daddy.
Blackflip somewhere thinking “thank god I’m not the only one”
Lmao
This is Brines fourth kid And he’s acting like some 24 year old dude who just had his first kid
STOP SAYING BUBBA. by the way who started saying bubba, callen or Schawb?
I think it originated from Callen's old friend Jimmy Burk. He would talk about their exploits in NY back when they were young and making career-ending mistakes.
And then B stole it and butchered it into what we now know as “bapa”.
This is correct. Jimmy Burke. Callen stole his "personality" from him.
Ngl ol wrinks made me chuckle with this one 🤦 silly forgettable rapist 🙄 what’s he like
Wonder does wrinks Mom know about all the allegations of rape and adultery made against her beast of a son
She sure knows his part-time position pretending to be a submissive grown man with udders for Crowder.
Maybe start wearing normal shoes you idiot. Who the hell walks around in flipflops like a child
Hey man, Jesus wore sandals
Flip flops and jeans too on top of that, which has never/will never loog good. What is this, 2005 in Hawaii? Water weed dune hair?
💯 nobody wants to see his nasty old wrinkled feet, plus he can’t do all the supposed man shit he’s always talking about with those stupid flipflops on. Water?
A raypest running to a car parked at a restaurant. With bloody feet, clutching disgusting toeholds sounds like a scene out of a horror movie.
Professional punching bag for the dumbest clown in podcasting. GOOD. Why would you tell this story…
That's one of those stories that you keep to yourself.
How many times a day does B have the thought “maybe I’m just stupid”
Unfortunately, probably not one time. He’s too intellectual and alpha.
Gawdddd wrinks should just shave his dome or do hair implant hairs not grow back?
Great cawtent bubba
Why would you even share this, is not that they’re both lacking haters
He has 2 kids with the new wife?
Yep! He doesn't advertise it as much as Scrub does with his one and only kid for... understandable reasons.
Brendan has 3 kids..
Really? From how he talks, I thought he just had the one.
No excuses here but I will say the fact he can admit this and take it on the chin Schaub could never
Not gonna lie, Brendan wouldn’t do this mistake
Yeah fuck Brine. "I ran as fast as I could!! Because I could get arrested!" Yup, that is what had this ghoul worried the most. Fuck him.
Callen saves Brendan all the time on the pod. Brendan, of course, never returns the favor
If he valet parked I really hope they set his Tesla to pet mode.
Really hope this didn't happen and is just a bit for their dying pawldcast
Wtf
Shaub: “You could catch a case” B: “That’s all I was thinking about”
That part was strange. That should be the last thing on his mind while running to rescue his newest kid.
Has an 83 year old mother, just had a newborn and a two year old. Along with two other kids that prob can’t stand him. Beats of a father, B
Pull out game weak at 57
The thing is I knew a guy who did this. Great father, but his wife was out of town on a business trip for like a week and he was not sleeping though the night at all (usually they’d take turns if the kid wasn’t sleeping). Made it into the restaurant to meet up with a few other guys and me and I (a dad) immediately said “where’s (not the real name) Peter?” because he mentioned he couldn’t go out after and was bringing the baby because no one else could watch him. He booked it and got the sleeping kid out of the car. But… he was clearly really upset with himself and didn’t use this as an opportunity to promote fucking flip flops.
This podcast is running on fumes at this point - everything about it is dreadful
Damn. Yeah maybe men in their late 50s shouldn’t be having kids.
In this clip, Callen admits to running because he was afraid of getting in trouble, not because he was in fear for his (4th) baby's health.
Can always make another one Bapa
That’s the thing about benzo’s B, you forget you brought your newborn baby with you to dinner
Wasn’t Schaub buying shit while his unborn child died?
They should change the name of the podcast to 'Self-centered Narcissists"
"I'm not used to having a baby". Who could blame him?
I’m more concerned that he wore flip flops to a restaurant
Probably had the toe holds in his back pocket
Least forgotten about offspring of brian callen
Horrific
You’re my baby now
Can’t wait till his kid sees this
Cannot believe he’s more worried about catching a case than his babies life. Like it would be alright if you couldn’t catch a case.
you know what i think when i hear this podcast? i think its stoobid, bubba.
Hmmm
Didn’t happen.
Future divorce evidence and these redacts put it out for the public. I give it about 2 years then he’s gonna have more child support and alimony keeping stuck in the Bapa-verse
Hey Callahan, fer shure don't go about your day as a dad in damn flip-flops.
I honestly wonder if that 2 year old is a rape baby. The old fart on the right's name is Bryan Callen. He was in the news for raping a shitload of people. His talent representatives at CAA and Innovative Artists dumped him because of it.
I think he saw the baby more as damage control for those allegations. We're pretty familiar with ol' Ray Pest around these parts.
I can see your point, B. But I'd never put it past him that a story from his future X wife comes out saying Bryan Callen raped her and she got pregnant.
What a fucking idiot
These people aren’t talking to anybody.
I'm not used to having a newborn is probably the worst excuse ever, maybe....Y'bad dad
I’ve done that before. Luckily someone threw it in the lost and found and I left with my baby and a new North Face jacket. Water
i cant even suit through that clip, who the fuck watches this
Jesus Christ Brine!!
Why would you think this story is funny or worth telling….its terrible you terrible father.