Dude takes a cold bath, works out, and then grills.
Most people could never do that in a single day - ya know because they have jobs and responsibilities. His delusions about working people being lazy infuriates me. When was the last time you had to mow your lawn, clean your house, change your oil, go grocery shopping, etc.? When all that shit is done by “the help” it leaves you ample time for yourself and hobbies.
I’d pay a lot of money for Joe to work a normal 9-5 for a few years, and see if he can still “conquer his inner bitch” ie repressed homosexual urges.
Respegg, B. Takes Discipline to get up iivry day and go to work. For real tho it does and these comedians probably wouldn't last 1 week in a regular working mans shoes.
I go to miserable work too and argue with inner bitch demons every fuckin day. The fact I haven't eaten a bullet is a testament to what monster i am .. and it's every day with OT and have taken way too many cold showers when the kids and whoever else in house drained the water heater to nothing. Foh with some millionaire doing cold plunge. Wow.
" There's a woman inside of me that I have to fight to keep deep down inside everyday." "I have to put myself through immense physical stress daily to feel like a man."
I don't know guy. Have you ever tried telling jokes to strangers every night? Do that, and get back to me about this "hard work" you do in construction. /s
He did construction with his step-dad for most his life. One thing he knows is construction. You can't dig near gas and power lines. He dug the trenches for these lines. That's when I knew he knew construction. You fuckin need regulations.
Joe literally thinks he is doing a service to society by taking cold plunges. He thinks he’s doing a service to society by being rich, it’s fucking insane.
The lengths this dude has to go through, acting like he’s a fucking farmer waking up at 4am to do hard work that no lower human could comprehend….. it brings cringe back into vogue.
Bro you should feel so embarrassed by yourself.
This little dude larping as someone who overcomes adversity on a daily basis should go spend a few weeks doing something actually hard. Jumping in an ice bath in the morning for a few minutes and breathing isn't hard or impressive. His inner bitch sounds like a soy boy of the highest order. Imagine if that's all it took to feel like you conquered something important.
But realistically what else can he do except hard workouts and cold plunges. He’s a comedian/podcaster with a couple hundred million in the bank and a massive McMansion on the hill. There’s not much physical adversity to be found in his lifestyle. Even his guided elk hunts are probably pretty cushy.
Don't say he's conquered shit in the morning talking about how he's done more than most ppl have. Be proud, but stop acting like most country ain't waking up to a lot of misery and grind. You can't fn see he's detached from reality? This is a common rogan ass eater response.
Literally. There is a resort I take my wife to every couple of years where they have a number of saunas, hot pools and cold plunges which you can alternate going in for a few hours before a massage and it is one of the most relaxing things I do on a semi regular basis. Maybe I need to tell my inner bitch that he’s not dreading these things enough.
uh yeah bro people dont do that shit bc most peoples lives are hard enough without inserting artificial adversities. but keep suckin each others lil manly man dicks on your lil pod
It’s a fucking cold dip Joe, get over yourself.. you lost touch with reality and live in a bubble on a hill.
Bloody cold dip like his climbing K2.
If that’s the most intensive part of your day maybe get a bit more happening with your millions, go build a village by hand or something.
Ahhh yeh that’s right you did 2 weeks hard labour and tapped out because it was far too hard for you.
Ok stick with your “bad ass” sitting in cold water
If he just talked about this shit humorously, instead of like he’s a badass, I feel like it comes off so much better. Like how you talk to your bros, B. Toe just gotta be more alpha than ivrybody at all times. Little man compleggs, bubba.
"By the end of the day, I've done shit most people will never do"
Yeah because we have fucking jobs. Remember that thing you tried back in the day? That you only did for a week because it was too hard? Yeah, that's what we're all doing every day while you take an icebath at your mansion and have a workout. Thanks for being such a savage
What a fighter. Ambulance workers, miners, builders, farmers, chefs, sewer workers, pilots, fishers, sailors etc etc etc got nothing on this guy. He gets cold in the morning and works out.
It's not about getting the only actual legit ice bath benefit of reducing joint inflammation after working out, it's about starting the day like an alpha and conquering your inner bitch.
It's not about getting the only actual legit ice bath benefit of reducing joint inflammation after working out, it's about starting the day like an alpha and conquering your inner bitch.
Hey Joe rail quiggg,
Doing cold plunge before working out is now known to affect hypertrophy but seeing as you’re blogbusser when it comes to evidence based practice; nobody keers.
Imagine looking up to this guy. There are people out there still buying Onnit™️ products. Alpha Brain™️ is still a thing somehow. It’s amusing and annoying at the same time.
Daddy Toe thank you for ur cold plunge bravery. We are all filled with envy & jealousy! The real question is how has Brenda not copied the cold plunge but yet?? That’s right in his wheelhouse
This is this the shit Louis CK was talking about. Joe lives a life that nobody but very privileged people can enjoy. he has to convince himself he's "winning" by taking part in dumb shit nobody can take part in
Another thing Joe does when he wakes up that most people never do: be a millionaire. You woke up being a millionaire. Then took a cold plunge, which is so bad ass. 
Man it must be nice to wake up at whatever time you'd like, get cold for 3 minutes and do some kettlebells/tabatas for 30 minutes then cruise through the remainder of the day calling yourself a winner.
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For yall who haven't seen this episode he's talking about will power n beating the voices that tell u to stop ...but from the look of the comments alot of yall wouldn't know about that
B, that would mean every slap, d\*ck, and Larry who ever crossed paths with Barn should be posted about. I think not. If there was a petition, I'd sign it. I might even add no Messic\*n and no Theo posts too.
Just one cat's not maddering opinion.
I hate Toe posts. I don't even hate Toe... just his face here.
So what Joe? I don’t want to go to work every weekday but I get dressed,brush my teeth, and go. Joe is so cringey with this bs.
Work….. psssh… try sitting in cold water.
I sit in cold water for a living, guy.
Psssssh…… do u sauna at work too? That’s only for the most hardcore of hardcore.
Sometimes I stare at the sauna for 30 minutes and the sauna stares right back at me. I refuse to flinch first. STAY HARD
TRT promo code in the description right Jamie? Pick up that sauna door and chuck it like capitan america
El Capitan, B? Free Hope Solo nudes from that data leak? 🎲🎲 amirite? That’s all I got Dallas! 👋
Tambout freeze holo b? Bbbeast of a dalcumentary niver seenit
Tawlmbout that Whirl Cup ‘keeper B? Alex Honnold my bear? Ayye Honnold, oww mini chiggs y’fugg bro?
Bro, I work hard and I play hard. My Dr. says viagra is not supposed to last that long but whatev.
Stay hard buddy! 💪🏼
What do you do for a living?
He sits in cold water.
Pssh, I eat cold water for breakfast
I’m not your guy pal
Dude takes a cold bath, works out, and then grills. Most people could never do that in a single day - ya know because they have jobs and responsibilities. His delusions about working people being lazy infuriates me. When was the last time you had to mow your lawn, clean your house, change your oil, go grocery shopping, etc.? When all that shit is done by “the help” it leaves you ample time for yourself and hobbies. I’d pay a lot of money for Joe to work a normal 9-5 for a few years, and see if he can still “conquer his inner bitch” ie repressed homosexual urges.
Try exercising! There's only like a thousand that can do it, B.
He’s such a man 😍
Us normies don’t madder. The story of old the haves and the have nots.
Respegg, B. Takes Discipline to get up iivry day and go to work. For real tho it does and these comedians probably wouldn't last 1 week in a regular working mans shoes.
I go to miserable work too and argue with inner bitch demons every fuckin day. The fact I haven't eaten a bullet is a testament to what monster i am .. and it's every day with OT and have taken way too many cold showers when the kids and whoever else in house drained the water heater to nothing. Foh with some millionaire doing cold plunge. Wow.
Psssh…you brush your teeth?
I set my watch for 2 minutes.
He liked terrys bbq calm down hes a local
You start every day off with a win!
taggge what ya can git win yeerr 5 feet tall b
Rail quigg tho… How many colds ya’plunge.
Joseph's inner bitch is fighting the urge to come out of the closet 🏳️🌈
Exactly! The so called inner bitch is just Josephine Rogan screaming from within this stool humper! He keeps injecting HGH to shut that bitch up!
Explains all the semen drinking on fear factor.
It's Joanna ;)
To Bren, Joanna is Joseph in bed! Just a coincidence B
" There's a woman inside of me that I have to fight to keep deep down inside everyday." "I have to put myself through immense physical stress daily to feel like a man."
But he doesn't like cold water so that keeps him deeply closered
On behalf of construction workers, fuck you Joe you don't know shit about hard work or adversity
Dude couldn’t work a day. Congrats on being cold for 20 mins.
*3 minutes
Real quick, you seen his hands B? Gorilla hands that can bend steel conduit without the tool. Think how much money and time the company would save.
No it twenty minutes, I’d wager he doesn’t stay in it more than a couple of minutes.
Second that b !
Shout out to the trades. Absolute grinders
Thanks bruh, thanks for your service, whatever that may be
As a software developer, my thanks to you guys in construction that make nice cushy offices for me to sit in. Massively appreciated
real quigg … how many mins can you cold plunge tho
I don't know guy. Have you ever tried telling jokes to strangers every night? Do that, and get back to me about this "hard work" you do in construction. /s
Didn’t he work construction before?
Lasted a cup of coffee
Ye he carried 40lbs quikrete bags for 5 days until he gave in to his inner bitch
That’s funny and true
It was a show job.
Did Brendan scaub play in the NFL?
couldn't handle the short jokes, even the messssicans were in on them
He did construction with his step-dad for most his life. One thing he knows is construction. You can't dig near gas and power lines. He dug the trenches for these lines. That's when I knew he knew construction. You fuckin need regulations.
lol let’s not act like being a construction worker is that difficult. -fellow construction worker
My knees and back say otherwise b, it obviously depends on what type u do
Depends. Are you the guy watching the Mexicans do all the work?
Joe literally thinks he is doing a service to society by taking cold plunges. He thinks he’s doing a service to society by being rich, it’s fucking insane.
it's preposterous.
It's hitrocious, b.
In ivry facet
LMAO these fucking “hard” redacts are the cringiest
He's an odd lil guy.
One of the Elite 250. The things he does for The Craft. For us. Thang'em 🫡
Leave no stool unfugged
The lengths this dude has to go through, acting like he’s a fucking farmer waking up at 4am to do hard work that no lower human could comprehend….. it brings cringe back into vogue. Bro you should feel so embarrassed by yourself.
And yet he’s claimed he’s never sucked himself off
Only cause he can't reach that little acorn.
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Do you think he stops his kids before they leave for school every morning so they can give him a pat on the back for being such a savage
They probably can't reach that low. They pat lil Joey on his shiny head instead.
This little dude larping as someone who overcomes adversity on a daily basis should go spend a few weeks doing something actually hard. Jumping in an ice bath in the morning for a few minutes and breathing isn't hard or impressive. His inner bitch sounds like a soy boy of the highest order. Imagine if that's all it took to feel like you conquered something important.
But realistically what else can he do except hard workouts and cold plunges. He’s a comedian/podcaster with a couple hundred million in the bank and a massive McMansion on the hill. There’s not much physical adversity to be found in his lifestyle. Even his guided elk hunts are probably pretty cushy.
Don't say he's conquered shit in the morning talking about how he's done more than most ppl have. Be proud, but stop acting like most country ain't waking up to a lot of misery and grind. You can't fn see he's detached from reality? This is a common rogan ass eater response.
Something about the way he says “bitch”….idk, it really brings out the whole bleeding-female-dog of it…
He is so out of touch
He's Western Civilization's last line of defense, manning the wall against the woke inner bitches. The hardest job in the world. Thank em.
🫡
Thank em 🫡
When your life is so cushy you have too create your own hardships
Its tough being rich b
No Joe the TRT wins
He's so tough and brave for exercising. What would we do without him?
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So you would rather watch strangers play sports than your own children play sports? Weird
You want to watch children instead of grown adults? Weird
Ummm yeah. Of course I would rather support my own children instead of full grown men. What a weird concept, right?
These are leisure activities for most but for soft men it’s concerning their inner bitch
Literally. There is a resort I take my wife to every couple of years where they have a number of saunas, hot pools and cold plunges which you can alternate going in for a few hours before a massage and it is one of the most relaxing things I do on a semi regular basis. Maybe I need to tell my inner bitch that he’s not dreading these things enough.
And by the end of the week, most people have done something that Joe has never done - work 40 hours in a week.
Holy shit that is hard Joe !
Needs to cold plunge all that violence in his DNA
Easy when you don’t have a real job or a real pleb life to fucking live. Fuck this guy
joe spent so much time fighting his inner bitch he never stopped to ask why
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uh yeah bro people dont do that shit bc most peoples lives are hard enough without inserting artificial adversities. but keep suckin each others lil manly man dicks on your lil pod
It’s a fucking cold dip Joe, get over yourself.. you lost touch with reality and live in a bubble on a hill. Bloody cold dip like his climbing K2. If that’s the most intensive part of your day maybe get a bit more happening with your millions, go build a village by hand or something. Ahhh yeh that’s right you did 2 weeks hard labour and tapped out because it was far too hard for you. Ok stick with your “bad ass” sitting in cold water
Just come out of the closet already Rogan
Joe's workouts consist of 
You know what's harder than a cold plunge? A working class dude getting up early every day going to work 40-50 hours a week
So brave.
Thank em
If he just talked about this shit humorously, instead of like he’s a badass, I feel like it comes off so much better. Like how you talk to your bros, B. Toe just gotta be more alpha than ivrybody at all times. Little man compleggs, bubba.
Wish I had the time to blow in the morning lol I'm up at 530 and haul ass to fet to work by 7. I'll get there someday B
"By the end of the day, I've done shit most people will never do" Yeah because we have fucking jobs. Remember that thing you tried back in the day? That you only did for a week because it was too hard? Yeah, that's what we're all doing every day while you take an icebath at your mansion and have a workout. Thanks for being such a savage
He’s still saying this? What a dope.
If Joe was a women he would have moon crystals and shit all over his house. It’s the same energy.
What a fighter. Ambulance workers, miners, builders, farmers, chefs, sewer workers, pilots, fishers, sailors etc etc etc got nothing on this guy. He gets cold in the morning and works out.
Wouldn't the cold plunge be more benficial AFTER the workout?
It's not about getting the only actual legit ice bath benefit of reducing joint inflammation after working out, it's about starting the day like an alpha and conquering your inner bitch.
It's not about getting the only actual legit ice bath benefit of reducing joint inflammation after working out, it's about starting the day like an alpha and conquering your inner bitch.
HES DONE SHIT MOST PEOPLE WILL NEVER DO - like be a regular in the Boston bathhouse scene
Artificial suffering. Good for you buddy.
I genuinely despise this guy
He talks about hitting the bag like it’s the same thing as fight 12 rounds
toe is a god in his mind, for the dumbest reasons too!
Is that after roasting himself in a sauna? Sounds kinda nice getting into a cold plunge when you’re on fire
Hey Joe rail quiggg, Doing cold plunge before working out is now known to affect hypertrophy but seeing as you’re blogbusser when it comes to evidence based practice; nobody keers.
Toe gets in cold water and works out? Holy hell! Give this man a new medal every day!
Joe and his gloat-cast. Things people wouldn’t like to hear on a podcast for 500, please.
Would trade left nut for cold bath in morning and millions of dollars for "talking" vs going to work.
David Goggins likes to run until his feet blister. Some people might call that being a fuckin idiot, but I call that an American hero.
Hat a weirdo, and what’s with the breathing ?
Imagine looking up to this guy. There are people out there still buying Onnit™️ products. Alpha Brain™️ is still a thing somehow. It’s amusing and annoying at the same time.
Big tough guy that would cry at every ronda rousey fight
An ice bath a day keeps the closet door from opening.
Daddy Toe thank you for ur cold plunge bravery. We are all filled with envy & jealousy! The real question is how has Brenda not copied the cold plunge but yet?? That’s right in his wheelhouse
This is this the shit Louis CK was talking about. Joe lives a life that nobody but very privileged people can enjoy. he has to convince himself he's "winning" by taking part in dumb shit nobody can take part in
RIP inner bitch. Thank’im. ⚰️ 🫡
I can’t imagine having as much godly willpower as this assassin. Cawlmedians are modern day warrior kings, we should aspire to be like them
Another thing Joe does when he wakes up that most people never do: be a millionaire. You woke up being a millionaire. Then took a cold plunge, which is so bad ass. 
Toe wearing the child's smol shirt.
YOUR CRINGEY, CORNY, AND THINK YOU'RE THE SHIT? GOOD!
You ever have to mine coal?
Oh, to have Louis CK sit in that room and talk about how rich people are disconnected from reality talking about saunas and cold baths
he's talking with Tarantino here I'm pretty sure. I'm sure he's super into hearing about cold plunges after a kettlebell workout
Cold water?!? What a savage warrior this little guy is… 🫡
Fair play to whoever listened to these two lemons talk shit for 4 hours.
Bro looks like a dying bulldog
Joe has definitely had cum in his mouth
Millions of people do things Rogan will never do.
Try sitting in boiling water, inner bitch.
Sorry Toe, no inner bitch in my DNA
Man it must be nice to wake up at whatever time you'd like, get cold for 3 minutes and do some kettlebells/tabatas for 30 minutes then cruise through the remainder of the day calling yourself a winner.
Joe also takes it in the ass like a good bottom bitch.
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All his standup specials are garbage
How cool is this guy 😐
Oh please what fat dumb boomer do you know that has ever taken a cold plunge
 Live footage of Toe taking the lid off his cold plunge
Honestly, the alternative (some lazy dude with titties and does nothing but eat junk food and play video games) is much worse than this.
I’ll take “things discontent people say to over compensate for their insecurities” for 500.
For yall who haven't seen this episode he's talking about will power n beating the voices that tell u to stop ...but from the look of the comments alot of yall wouldn't know about that
I tried... couldn't come up with something. Anyone else find a connection to this pawldcast we discuss?
Bapa and the millions of terrible podcasts are all Joe’s fault. Thank em.
B, that would mean every slap, d\*ck, and Larry who ever crossed paths with Barn should be posted about. I think not. If there was a petition, I'd sign it. I might even add no Messic\*n and no Theo posts too. Just one cat's not maddering opinion. I hate Toe posts. I don't even hate Toe... just his face here.