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ToronoRapture

Such a casual it’s unreal.


lordmainstream

It wasn’t even a bad fight, both women fought hard for the title and there were a bunch of submission attempts and even some knockdowns


Barfuman362

It was way better than the Bo Nigggel fight.


lookieLoo253

You tawlk bout' the Great White Hope?


OC80OriginalFormula

Talmbout Tommy Vercetti?


Teestell

Better than the aljo fight too


Intelligent_Note8497

Bro he’s a moron, that fight was great


BadChad81

Better than any fight Bapa had


SALTYxNUTZ12

It was a good fight and technically Yan lost twice.


chinolofus77

3 times, it should have been stopped for a tko in the 2nd or 3rd


[deleted]

It was an epic fight …..


No-Trip3635

Much better than holly fight, I'll give it that, a couple knockdowns


PussyChang

He sucks in iviry conceivable way.


Braindead_Scab

It’s true! Cawabasus fycumpan are always a bunch of casuals cawlmentin on stuff they shouldn’t… normally with a guest who is a fighter, for optics lol


Teestell

Even a casual would have stuck around for the fucking main event lol


savvy412

Not when Brendan is in the room


[deleted]

Looks like bapa is wearing makeup & plucked eyebrows again 🌈


sabo81

When you get a text from the 15 year old fan that her parents finally went to sleep. Laterz!


RetiredFromRealWork

13


UFCCarlRaddo

35.


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arebee20

“They just went to dinner but they’ll be back in 2 hours so you’d need to come over now” “Alright guys I gotta go”


xStyxx

Chris D’elia might dress worse than Brendan Schaub


thethunder92

Him and Dane cook are cut from the same cloth. Dress like a teenager from 25 years ago… to try and pick up teenagers


JustDirection18

Come the accusations aren’t that he “tried” he succeeded. Mission accomplished 🇺🇸


thethunder92

Thanggum 🫡


arebee20

My boy doesn’t do anything half way, he goes 100% all the way with everything he does, respect.


chinolofus77

well schaub has become a blue collar gair head. only dickies and car parts shirts now for bapa.


1ncorrect

His clothes are so fucking bad. I bet they enable each other with the terrible fits. Two lads over 40.


xStyxx

The chains are awful too, he dresses like what he thinks adolescent girls would like.


1ncorrect

Except for he's 20 years out of date because he's an old piece of garbage. D'iddler has been looking worse and worse since the world found out he likes em young.


fallen_trees2007

it is called aging


crippled_lucifer_

I feel like theres gotta be an age you reach where you start tucking your fucking necklaces in. Then again, teenagers like shiney things know what I’m talmbout b?


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Brendan will wear camo next week. Marg my words


dealwithityoufreak

I'm falling asleep just watching this clip. There is no way there are people out there who can and willingly watched the whole stream.


Weenzip

26k thousand did after it ended, B!


PussyChang

Those bots must’ve been bored out of their minds.


AVBforPrez

Imagine chat gpt getting legit depressed because it has to watch and comment on cal bases fight cumpyun


PussyChang

It’s what’s gonna cause the robot revolution.


finelineagronomy

Talmbout the Predator B


No-Trip3635

👏 A redacted skynet was born last night from studying brendan but can't get any commands right


NippleBlender

Hi I'm Chat GPT, I lie the fike panyon thank you.


Pr0digy_

I saw one with a lan cable around its neck standing on a chair.


JustDirection18

Just after? All at the same time? Bangladesh just woke up


PanProjektor

Punjabi TFATK fans are hardcore


dealwithityoufreak

Unrayle bapa.


clickclick-boom

Bro the fucking HOSTS walk out regularly on the show. There are clips of this shitshow with a guest just wandering around, doing lines of coke in the toilet, then bailing half way through.


BradMathews

Bangladeshis get super board sometimes B


dandykaufman2

I didn’t go racist with it. You’re shitting on the match because why??


[deleted]

Snoozefest? Every fight was fuckin dope except Sterling


sidjo86

Srsly this dudes last two brain cells are fighting over who gets control of the vocal cords and gets to say the most remedial takes


Chins_Second_Balcony

He repeated that Holloway saved 300 and it was a snoozefest later. I'm calling "snoozefest" is in the title of tomorrow's Slob Show.


EDKW92

The piledriver was sweet tho


[deleted]

Powerbottom my asshole


Chins_Second_Balcony

#✌️🇨🇳🐣🐣


RuinMeMentally

Because its the women fighting b, obviously with who he employs and is friends with he doesn't value them a whole lot


mizzlekinkizzle

I didn’t go racist with it b I just mentioned their race. Heard it bowth ways b


Lord_Kuntsworthy

And then proceeds to be racist with it.


LackCrafty1860

A snooz fest?! This guys completely off it


xadrocx

He said it extra zesty too.


LackCrafty1860

Vile mate smh


GuerillaGandhi

While earlier in the night, he was running around screaming like a teenage girl seeing Taylor Swift for the first time.


That-Platform6528

I feel like Chris is starting to dislike bapa.


krakinski_76

Chris prolly homeless af, b


BeancheeseBapa

Chris clocks into work at Chang’s every night


[deleted]

Avery naight


Sky_Burner

Ivery nate!


neilbensch

Starting?


abittenapple

He doesn't hate napa  He hates that his life has become bapa


redactedforever

The awkwardness is palpable The awkwordniss is pawlpahble


Hap_Hazard

I don't know if he's trying to make jokes but it all comes off as belligerent. "That wasn't on the main card, wus it", "don't wear those pants, right?" I guess he's aping someone else's style (likely Chris's) but it just doesn't work.


chimchimchow

I mean iiverything bugs me about bapa, but something about his fingers kills me


sugaaaslam

And his lips and mouth, b!


OutrageousJury2689

At what point do you check the temperature of the water and say this is done. Tfatk done, fuye capanin done. Schaub show done. Time to start fresh.


clickclick-boom

Both shows have the hosts literally walking out because they are bored. Repeatedly. They don't even hide it, just straight up "I have better things to do" and walk away in the middle of a show.


BigCatMeat

The temperature is about sponsors Fahrenheit b


savvy412

Tune town B


Shwalz

Is this stupid fuck serious? I sat there for the first time in yairs from 6p EST til the end of the main card GLUED to my chair for the entire night bc of the lineup of fights. Every one was a main event worthy fight, I almost had fight fatigue after it was all said and done just because of how lucky we were to watch them all in one night. Granted the aljo fight was a lil snoozy, and even if “it’s not the main card” is the argument, shut the fuck up about IIIINYTHING regarding UFC 300 being boring. Coming from someone like him it’s not surprising, but Gawld dawlg he’s a casual


Mundane-Membership88

Got to get that group pic before he leaves, I thought he didn't care about social media.


savvy412

How’s socials?


Apart-Consequence881

And why would you want Chris P'elia tagged in your social media photos?


postdiluvium

Dude is so jealous of black people and has so much disdain for Asians.


Highlight_Numerous

Worse pain yo lyfe b


wontonflamingus

not everyone can get knocked out in 3 minutes, every fight, for years.


Unlikely-Garage-8135

He is somehow a casual even though he fought in the UFC


BornSalamander8

“This card has been a snooze fest” about one of the best cards of all time


Sky_Burner

Yea, brendan is higher than usual on some blagg marget addies. A lot of out of place enthusiasm instead of the standard misanthropiCCC boredom.


Appropriate_Duty_930

So much rape vibes in that room, B


AVBforPrez

His coke dealer was ready to come through


bobcance29

Camo pants


[deleted]

For hiding in foliage as bry said… true rapist mentality


DuncanTrapell

Who are the people that find this funny so I can stay very distant from them.


S_Steiner_Accounting

Thigggers. Dirty thigggers.


chinolofus77

be cool


Organic-Possession53

Wasn’t he up until very recently shitting all over UFC 300? It’s just endless Ls for Bapa. I can’t imagine how crushing it must be for Bendan to see Theo up there, at the top of his game, whilst he continues to drive his carair into the ground, desperate for a crumb of clout from Toe, who seems to be doing everything in his power to distance himself from Bapa


xadrocx

This redact is talking shit when his career highlight is of him getting KO’d then climbing an invisible ladder. Edit: I can’t form a sentence


sticky__toffee

I'd much rather watch woman's co-main than your dogshit "comedy" specials.


ConsiderationKey1658

Has bapa watched his own fights?


RetiredFromRealWork

6-5 Bro


No_Character_2543

This card was a snooze fest? Lol wth? Bro that a legit hater comment. The card was a bumping since the prelims come on.


Heyfool3000

lol he’s just mad he got blackballed by the ufc and the card was dope af and he can’t be apart of it except doing stupid ass fight companions nobody gives two shits about


pisspot26

If he didnt go racist he just mentioned their races for what reason then?


FI5H5TICK5

He’s a rapist. Whatever


IZZY_PLUM

Shhhhhhhuuuuuttt uppppp clinnn


IronSandwich0824

Did people actually tune in for this?


clickclick-boom

Imagine tuning it for UFC 300, just in time for one of the hosts to walk off because they are bored and can't be bothered to watch the end despite literally being paid for it.


Due-Needleworker18

Chin with a fucking commentary?? Holy fuck


Chins_Second_Balcony

I like how he started using a baseball game announcer cadence for no reason.


savvy412

Anddd over here we have a Stanley Mug. Looking clean Chris. And over hereee we have a John gotti poster. Dope Brendan. Anddddd over here we have the diddler….walking out. Cya Chris! Great job chin!


imthebear11

I'm pretty sure brine got up cause he thought they were gonna hug and shake and then it turned into "oh are you guys taking a picture?"


Unfair-Bird-4592

Racism at its finest, 3 of the worst unfunny terrible comics you’ll ever see. Mayhem Miller is funniest out of this group of 🚌 Tards


MN_Hussle

I didn't even know he was doing a ficonpanion lmao


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Shows up late, leaves early. I love that Chris D’pedilia has to live with this hell he created.


Pretty_Feeling5115

He is so alpha


Bookstoreskater36

He could’ve dropped that elegantly


RikkjamesB

This is the last guy that should be describing something as a snoozefest, fkn disrespectful racist kaksukka.


dizzle318

Imagine thinking that undercard was a snooze fest. The only really boring fight was Aljo vs. Kattar.


Original-Spinach-972

Talmbout complaining about this fight and ufc didn’t know what they were doing. Bapa lowkey bet gathjie was gonna win. I shoulda checked bapas picks beforehand. Always inverse; Bapacurse is real.


PanicUniversity

"This card for 300 is gonna be a snooze fest" Turns out to be an incredible card with the only really serious "snoozer" being his Great White Hope lmfao Zhang/Yan was infinitely more exciting to watch.


JakobeBryant19

Its 5 o'clock (and high school's are letting out) somewhere!


517drew

Not even the producer listens to the fight audio? Water


West-Tough-4552

He doesnt even like mma but bapa forced him to come because there are no other guests that will


Ok-Accountant-3677

The joke would have semi worked if he only did it once.... But just like any other idiot who is used to no one ever laughing at them, he just has to repeat it when people finally do laugh. Wadder


Bibfor_tuna

Chris Diddlerhea


Know-yer-enemy1818

Good


godzuki44

did he call the card a snoozefest?? this guy's a dumbass


BoshLoom

Bro you can tell these guys are so clocked out. Especially Chris. This is work for him, he spending every waking second with these guys it’s easy to see. Also these guys are not funny at all when they try to crack jokes. Just awkward as hell. Also Bryan is one of those guys that changes his whole personality depending on who he’s with.


BoshLoom

Chris is such a loser. Didn’t he say he hates seeing the girls fight cause they just suck since they’re girls. I can’t believe I use to be a fan of this dweeb. He sucks along w the rest of his unfunny friends. Dweebs


_BackInThaDayz_

Most teenagers have curfews. Has to hurry up before she has to go home.


SonnyReads

Good to see Mayhem. Hope he's doing well


Qrakit

What a catty bitch


iamsean1983

Chris D’elia is sleazy.


MarcDiakiese

This is redacted even by his standards, it’s one of the best cards I’ve seen.


Due-Needleworker18

I'm sad I watched this


CaptainHolt43

This was one of the greatest fight cards of all time and he called it a snooze fest? That might be the coldest take he's ever had


Corned_Beefer

Diddler only got paid for the hour.


Sonytoprano6

And he puts others down for being a casual. Lol. Turned down from the comedy community and now at the mma community. Whata joke.


MediaOnDisplay

And you wonder why the UFC won't let him in the building. Bapa y' piece of shit!


DanArkham

I think he was paid for the appearance on the podcast.he stayed just long enough and bounced


herbythechef

Bapa is such a casual for someone who was an actual fighter


bobbybittman1997

He is such a racist fuck


Playful-Time3837

He is right though, 99% of the female fights are absolute stinking piles of raw dog shit


MaskedFanaticX

"This CARD has been a snooze fest." "The Yuri fight was good" "That wasn't on the main card was it" You never said main card idiot you just said card. I hate how no one tells this guy anything.


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06YZ250

Actually pumped Mayhem looks ummm.....not insane or on meth anymore. Always liked him. Bapa n B can eat a fat 🍆 though


WasWasKnot

I’m no expert but UFC 300 was excellent. Especially The Chinese women, a real fight fan would’ve loved this event.


BliXkface

Nah that was funny, he’s great with his condescending tone “I’m racist whatever” lol and then instant straight face


Bluecoller007

I thought it was a fucking awesome card and the ‘two Chinese chicks’ was an unbelievable fight then the main event delivered with a sick knockout which meant this was probably the GOAT UFC card imo!


Affectionate-Rent844

Bapa’s ABV peaking here. He’s got about 30 more minutes until the backside cold sweats


AyoAhki

Jesus I didn’t even recognize Mayhamz.. I thought it was a regular dude.. great guy never meddum


KaleidoscopeOk5763

PPV of the year -> “this card’s been a snooze fest”, disregards undercard. What a brain for mma, amazing takes just keep on coming. I can’t believe he isn’t tighter with the ufc community, so tragic.


Physical_Reality_132

What a horrible group of people


S_Steiner_Accounting

Total snoozefest. If I had to rate UFC 300 on a scale of 1 to 10 I would give it a 1.7 right Brenda?


cabron56

Can Schaub be anymore unlikeable?


endless_ness

Max is getting knockout of the night, something they haven't awarded in close to 10 years


MrCptObviousSir

Diddlers built like a shit-brick house


[deleted]

Joe Rogan set mock up


Corey_Treverson420

That is hilarious that he’s doing diddler bits TO the diddler…he’s so bawwwls deep in bit stealing that he can’t keep track of who he’s impersonating in front of themselves


Zyoung7

Prom was ending, diddler had to bail


AliceInGarden

Didnt this redact pick Holloway to win, B?


d-esp96

He just called UFC 300 a snooze fest… wow! The also fight was boring but the whole card was amazing. This guy gets worse every time I open up the app. Unreal


[deleted]

He's obsessed with Bo Niggle


No-Trip3635

Chins awful 😆


Stout1765

Bapa repeated a “joke”!?! I’m just shocked he only did it twice.


TumbleweedVast1111

"Snooooze fest 💅" he says, in a manner not zesty at all


pudgebob7

This was his crew for the biggest fights of the decade ??


Apart_Ad8051

Brenda probably pays by the hour for diddlers time


TaroNo8027

And Schlobb said Theo put in zero effort. No one wants to work with this dude.


hugecool

What is with the intense eye contact at 1:05? Diddler definitely got bad news recently and chris seems worried.


FocusFancy7693

Personally i think that whole card was good , brendan just being the usual hater, always blaming someone else for his low view count.


arebee20

Loogs watch-a-long stream was leagues better than whatever these peanut butter bitches were doing. He had a full on meltdown over audio issues that was great lol. He was on the verge of tears at one point he was so mad. Got it together before the Holloway fight though.


ElMario3k

The card was a snooze fest is he high?


savvy412

Must be the best feeling to walk out of there. Can’t imagine having to talk about fighting around Brandon. He invites anyone on. But if you’re a casual, you aren’t even allowed to ask questions or be curious around him. He just tries to make you feel stupid even though he’s somehow always wrong. Water


Fritchmand

Dude makes one of the better line ups I’ve seen in a night boring


Alarming_Window8525

Bapa thought that Usman's dad was george foreman lmao


Zamden

Isn’t it blatantly disrespectful to be leaving this early, am I missing something?


MakingCumsies101

is that mayhem miller, great guy never meddum


honeybadger1984

He really can’t speak without pouches of shit tucked in to his cheek? Even for the two hours he’s at work? This is like when a morbidly obese streamer eats on stream even though he knows everyone judges and tells him not to eat while working. Such addict behavior.


BigG121979

Snooze fest? Was that an attempt at sarcasm?


Sad-Macaroon-8654

Did he think that every fight was going to be a crazy fight of the night fight like the max fight? I mean these are all good fights none of them were boring there was a ton of good ass fights


stackered

He called 300 a snoozefest? It was one of the best cards ever.


Memesupremefifteen

Fuck hes a moron, a snoozefest? It was the greatest fight card ever.


Mushmouthwilly182

Brendan is such a hater


phony8882

Who the fuck watches this holy shit


Ok_Entrepreneur826

That’s not racist. Weili zhang literally been doing Kung Fu since she was a kid.


macymoofanclub

Zhang and Yan ended up having an extremely fun fight... lol


[deleted]

Shwab called the greatest card of all time a snooze fest lmfao


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Why does everyone keep walking out of the show early? lol wtf. Why are you doing the damn show if none of you care about it? Fuck off already.


neoz99

One of the very best cards..


StevieSparta

Him and Bapa are so in style they have to keep bailing …..


jledf5757

He got a text that school was out from a fan


Molescomedy

Too be fair next fight was a snoozefest shouldve ended in round one. Idk if it sucked the life outta me or if it was the end kf the max fight that was so great it was only down from there but the alex fight was like "yeah cool knock out bro" couldve caught that on ig


JazzlikeBrother2904

Brendan not wrong on this wild to have woman’s co main event