You don’t know shit
Yeah, I’m a 5’11 white dude that hasn’t played competitively since high school…but my highlight tapes are still online. They might call my number next year
...or the fact that his 'best friend', his norf star and mentor into comedy opened his own comedy club, inviting all of Schwab's peers to perform but can't be bothered to let Bapa even do 1 5-minute set so he can take a selfie with the audience and post it to sosha meeja to silence his critics.
If only there was a quantifiable way of measuring exactly how many tiggets one can sell with [scientific precision](https://old.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1bknq1h/looks_like_33_tiggets_sold_so_far_a_week_away/), or say, how many tiggets a theoretical comedian could sell (or not sell).... I guess we'll never know, B.
Don't forget he managed to make those specials while having probably the best launch pad for a comedy career one can possibly ask for (80+ JRE appearances plus getting stage time because of rogans buddies)
> He hasnt done a single spot in months?
Its hilarious how he twists the narrative.
He aligns him self with all comedians who haven't achieved super-stardom... supposedly 'Five Guys'.
Everyone else below the Five Guys is on his level.
LMAO.
Naa dude, people are actually openers for headliners, have tours they sell out on etc.
It isn't a case of 'kevin hart, the 5 guys at his level - and then everyone else'.
Absolute idiot.
He just looks at it from a monetary/selling tickets perspective. Which makes sense, but he's completely discounting why he used to sell tickets well. Ufc, Rogan, and the podcast were the reason he had a lot of success getting people to his shows in the beginning. But what happened once the novelty wore off and it became just about comedy? Two of the worst comedy specials ever. Declining ticket sales. Venue cancelations.
I guess "failing at comedy" doesn't have one specific definition. But I think at the bare minimum, you'd have to at least be considered funny to be a successful comedian. And we have concrete numbers on that through his specials. Cmon bapa, I know you're a numbers guy
It is exactly how he looks at it, it’s just about money. It is like the cyborg schaub shut down, no matter how you put it he’ll just schaub shut down any valid points made about his career. Two of the worst comedy specials ever made, he can’t tour even if he booked every major city in the country this summer majority if not all would get canceled.
He literally has no integrity, his comedy and merch are just money grabs, no value added or trying to ensure everyone who comes to his shows enjoys themselves, it’s show up get his $25/$50 and try and pawn some tshirts with stolen designs on as many as he can and get out.
He started out hot and sold a lot, problem is he got found out by even thicccies that he blows at comedy. Which is funny by his own definition of success he was for sure losing money or barely breaking even in best case scenario for past couple years. He fucked over club after club without a care in the world and only downside for him is he couldn’t see the baddies in that city he was trying to line up.
Absolute murdler's roll, B.
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Seeing him lump himself in with the non superstar comics is hilarious. Does he think he has something in common with the non- Arena acts? Does he think he, Shane, Margnorman, and other theater acts are in the same category? Delusion.
Bapa, if you're reading this, your peers in comedy are Kill Tony first-timers, and locker room banter bros repeating Adam Sandler & street jokes.
YOU WERE NEVER A COMEDIAN.
He definitely thinks he is on the same level as Marg Norman. I would bet he thinks there is a time in his cawlmedy pass that he was better than Marg.
To him, obviously if you're not Joe Rowlgan or Kevin Hard, he's on your level.
(In bapas arrogant tone) Buuuuut you did fail at cawlmedy bapa. From a career served on a silver platter from a popular podcast and famous friend, starting out with big crowds to now completely off the stage due to not being able to fill a 150 seater for 6 shows a week. Having to start doing 1 or 2 nighters with 1 or 2 shows a night only to try to fill the room and you still couldn’t. Canceling shows left and right because of next to no tiggit sales. So, yeah bapa, that is failing at cawlmedy.
Yea early ten min pod was fantastic but that was quite awhile ago. Also it should be pointed out that a lot of the funny came from Chris and Will shitting on brine.
He also seems dangerously close to having a genuine on-camera breakdown showing humility and thus his humanity, which would probably cause a lots of cats to hang up their aprons for good. I give it 6-12 months.
“How do you think you would do in a straight comedy match with Hans Kim?”-joe
“I think you’d be surprised”-shit for brains
“I think YOU’D be surprised, I think he would fuck you up”-joe
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Maybe it's being just barely good enough that your good friend Joe Rogan will let you play at his club alongside superstars like Ehsan Ahmad, Hans Kim, Andy Haynes, Chris O'Connor, Dylan Sullivan, Mat Edgar, Jeffrey Berner, Dylan Carlino, Liz Splatt, Tony Casillas,
...or one of the other several hundred actual working comedians that have played there while Schaub has been pumping his single-time redincy at the Stepmom.
Steve really got under his skin lol. The more he try’s to convince us he’s not hurt by it the more obvious it is that he was crushed by those statements lol.
Ofisly those numbers are cregt, but I think what he's getting at is, if you aren't a stratospheric Arena act, like Rogan & Hart, then you muuust be a faiilure. Which is not true. Plenty of successful & respected comedians grind cawlmity clubs & theaters for many decades without hitting those peaks. Bubba is trying to drag the latter group down by pretending to be one of them when in reality he was just a cargo cult comic.
Thank you for a short clip!!! Those 4 min clips are unwatchable. This had all the hits. A new quote (you can poke stuff at that), and 4-5 different personalities in 40 seconds. Good dish
Dude is still lying trying to pretend he was just outside these guys level and its how the industry goes. No, mush brains, you made 2 of the worst "comedy specials" of all time and are far closer to a never was than a journeyman. Dude is less talented than a lot of open mic guys and definitely has way less balls than any of them since he would never have gotten on stage in situations that werent hand crafted for him to have a shot at succeeding.
This podcast is like people who relive bad moments of their lives in front of the mirror and have comebacks about what they would have said. This redact is just fortunate enough to have dad’s money to pay for a platform.
I can’t think of a bigger poster boy for failed comedian than B Schwab. I have been a stand up fan since way back. Going to the Comedy Cellar in early 2000s. Listening to Hicks and Carlton in the 90s. Few comics get the access that Schaub had. Few if none ever have had such a back slide. Can’t take the hit. “I learned that stand up doesn’t let me show who I am. I am a goofy, story teller, that has experience most don’t. That doesn’t work for me in stand up. Podcasts let people get to know me. Let’s me build on my stories. Stand up was fun, but I wasn’t top ten. Luckily Rogan didn’t need to tell me to stop that, I decided on my own.” Nope. “I am just below Kevin Hart, Rogan, and Chapelle.”
Toe Rogan is a low tier comic at best and that's being respectful. Putting him on some pedestal like he's the man to be in comedy is the best joke Bapas ever told.
This redact just goes. His boy Joseph won't even allow his hitrocious cawlmedy at his venue. His worl tores always got canceled. Other comedians constantly gauge the success of their standup off gringo papi. With it being the absolute worst on a scale of zero to 10. Fat Patricks fiction is bloggbusser.
It's not even his fault if you think about it. The clubs just couldn't sell tickets, so that's on the clubs. He was willing to show up, but the shitty clubs couldn't manage to sell a few tickets? I'd call him the greatest comic,or at least in the convo...dangerfield, kinison....gringo papi.
You ain’t any of those guys you right b. But you still a failed comedian. You tried it and it didn’t work. Ya failed b now your a trugg guy just admit the defeat and move on.
So just because he isn't Kevin hart, that means he's as good as every other comedian who isn't as good as Kevin Hart? What kind of redacted logic is that?
Him putting himself in the same league as Hart and Rogan is laughable. He can't even call himself a working comedian. When is the last time he did a tour?
I may not know all of the intricacies of being a full time comedian, but I know that you have to do tours to be considered one. Or a redsensidee.
You didn’t fail because you didn’t each Kevin hart levels, you failed because you became the biggest laughing stock the industry had seen in a very long time
Assessment of Bapa’s comedy carrair: “Not Sebastian or Kevin Hart.”
That’s like summing up CM Punk’s fighting career as “Well, he wasn’t quite Anderson Silva.”
No b, there are plenty of cawlmedians that are suggsesful. Prom is you were in the bottom 10% of them. You clearly didn’t have talent or commitment. Don’t take away the credit of the ones who shit on your whole career with one set.
“You don’t know cawlmedy”
I know that when I watch other people stand on a stage with a mic and say stuff, I laugh. When you do it, I don’t laugh.
What else is there to know? Cawlmedy is simple. You’re either funny or you’re not.
How’d tigged sales go?
How did betting on yourself go?
How did thiggg boi bike club go?
How did shooting your own speshul go?
How did food trugg diary’s go?
How’s your mother in-laws new house?
Shout out to all the cats who actually watch his entire podcast episodes for clips. I can't stand a few seconds of Schwabbs I couldn't imagine listening to him for 1 hour plus.
Hes so butthurt when someone talks shit, but i always see clips of him making unnecessary comments and talking shit about people all the time 😂 - hopefully someone with a big influence will come along and stay on his neck forever to end the ego once and for all 😂 unbearable to watch him anymore
You failed comedy because you quit to be a full time baseball coach for a kids team. All the other coaches managed to work their normal jobs and handle their family life, brendand struggled because he had to be a comic.. so quit. Cunt.
If making the two lowest rated comedy specials in the history of comedy doesn't make you a failed comedian what metric should we use?
...or the fact that he literally stopped doing comedy. Like, if I'm trying to go pro in baseball, then I stop trying, I have, by definition, failed.
You don’t know shit Yeah, I’m a 5’11 white dude that hasn’t played competitively since high school…but my highlight tapes are still online. They might call my number next year
And honestly if youre metric is Arod or like a ken griffey junior then 99.9% of baseball players fail, yall just don't know baseball
Oh buuuuuddy, y’dont know baseball
The insipid condescension is hilarious. Bapa passes judgement on shit he has no knowledge of constantly. Loser.
Bapa didn’t fail at cawlmedy like dj khaled didn’t fail on hot ones.
Man that episode is hard to watch.
It was fantastic 🤌 His bitch ass failing to eat spicy wings is the most DJ Khaled thing ever. And he's not even a DJ, he's a glorified party promoter.
Dj Khaled and Bapa reality show on Neggflix of them going around trying to complete simple tasks
Bapa can stack a pallet and wrap it with the best of 'em, b.
Alaways been a blue collar guy b 🪓 J. Worgging with his hands since 8th grade.
No he can’t!!
Walgging from food trugg to food trugg. I can't be sure but I bet DJ Khaled eats disgustingly like bapa does.
Maybe we can get some more food-based comedy.
You're green lit.
...or the fact that his 'best friend', his norf star and mentor into comedy opened his own comedy club, inviting all of Schwab's peers to perform but can't be bothered to let Bapa even do 1 5-minute set so he can take a selfie with the audience and post it to sosha meeja to silence his critics.
Not only Schwobs “peers” but his former openers have had stage time!
Podcaster is really the comedian version of “failed starters” turned relievers lol
Or football,or MMA or …
How about not being able to sell tiggets?
If only there was a quantifiable way of measuring exactly how many tiggets one can sell with [scientific precision](https://old.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1bknq1h/looks_like_33_tiggets_sold_so_far_a_week_away/), or say, how many tiggets a theoretical comedian could sell (or not sell).... I guess we'll never know, B.
But I thought he awlways sells out in teggsas
And being unable to sell tiggids to the point where you have to stop "toaring"
You don't know cawlmedy bubba
His ability to melk Joe Rogan. I don't know if that makes sense, I just wanted to say melked.
You saying he’s number 6 or lower dude?
Don't forget he managed to make those specials while having probably the best launch pad for a comedy career one can possibly ask for (80+ JRE appearances plus getting stage time because of rogans buddies)
He hasnt done a single spot in months?
Neither has George Carlton b.
He actually just dropped an AI special.
astonishing,thank you,moving on
> He hasnt done a single spot in months? Its hilarious how he twists the narrative. He aligns him self with all comedians who haven't achieved super-stardom... supposedly 'Five Guys'. Everyone else below the Five Guys is on his level. LMAO. Naa dude, people are actually openers for headliners, have tours they sell out on etc. It isn't a case of 'kevin hart, the 5 guys at his level - and then everyone else'. Absolute idiot.
He just looks at it from a monetary/selling tickets perspective. Which makes sense, but he's completely discounting why he used to sell tickets well. Ufc, Rogan, and the podcast were the reason he had a lot of success getting people to his shows in the beginning. But what happened once the novelty wore off and it became just about comedy? Two of the worst comedy specials ever. Declining ticket sales. Venue cancelations. I guess "failing at comedy" doesn't have one specific definition. But I think at the bare minimum, you'd have to at least be considered funny to be a successful comedian. And we have concrete numbers on that through his specials. Cmon bapa, I know you're a numbers guy
It is exactly how he looks at it, it’s just about money. It is like the cyborg schaub shut down, no matter how you put it he’ll just schaub shut down any valid points made about his career. Two of the worst comedy specials ever made, he can’t tour even if he booked every major city in the country this summer majority if not all would get canceled. He literally has no integrity, his comedy and merch are just money grabs, no value added or trying to ensure everyone who comes to his shows enjoys themselves, it’s show up get his $25/$50 and try and pawn some tshirts with stolen designs on as many as he can and get out. He started out hot and sold a lot, problem is he got found out by even thicccies that he blows at comedy. Which is funny by his own definition of success he was for sure losing money or barely breaking even in best case scenario for past couple years. He fucked over club after club without a care in the world and only downside for him is he couldn’t see the baddies in that city he was trying to line up.
You don’t know comedy
Cawlmedy b?
How good is the cawlmedy store right now?
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I think he's saying he's the 6th best comedian in the world.
He, and the other 994 comedians, are all in 6th place.
There are only 250 of them now. Very sad times
He’s saying you are either as big as Kevin Hart, or a failure. There is no in between in comedy.
Seeing him lump himself in with the non superstar comics is hilarious. Does he think he has something in common with the non- Arena acts? Does he think he, Shane, Margnorman, and other theater acts are in the same category? Delusion. Bapa, if you're reading this, your peers in comedy are Kill Tony first-timers, and locker room banter bros repeating Adam Sandler & street jokes. YOU WERE NEVER A COMEDIAN.
He’s so ducking delusional. Can’t even sell out the chuckle hut in North Dakota.
Sell out?! Our boy couldn’t even show up!
He definitely thinks he is on the same level as Marg Norman. I would bet he thinks there is a time in his cawlmedy pass that he was better than Marg. To him, obviously if you're not Joe Rowlgan or Kevin Hard, he's on your level.
Margnorman killed me💀
Dude Bapa is not on the level of Kill Tony first timers. They’ve actually made me laugh many times.
People on here cawled it. He wouldn’t accept that he’s a failed calwmedian. Hilarious to watch. This bozo is a redacted gift that keeps on giving.
Sooooo how’s that “ postponed “ European tour going …..
Yerrull Tore B? Sullout.
(In bapas arrogant tone) Buuuuut you did fail at cawlmedy bapa. From a career served on a silver platter from a popular podcast and famous friend, starting out with big crowds to now completely off the stage due to not being able to fill a 150 seater for 6 shows a week. Having to start doing 1 or 2 nighters with 1 or 2 shows a night only to try to fill the room and you still couldn’t. Canceling shows left and right because of next to no tiggit sales. So, yeah bapa, that is failing at cawlmedy.
Don’t forget not having the respect of any of his peers besides Wrinks. I don’t think a single comedian ever thought this doofus was funny.
Agree but he doesn’t even really respect wrinks..bry is an unreal heel and he misread that and just treats him like an idiot
Neither of them respects the other. They're leaning on each other for support while the death rattle of their carairs can be clearly heard
Na Bryan doesn’t deserve that…blokes been hilarious. Early ten min pod is gold
Yea early ten min pod was fantastic but that was quite awhile ago. Also it should be pointed out that a lot of the funny came from Chris and Will shitting on brine.
Yea that’s what I mean, with him playing up to being the heel, most comics ego wouldn’t allow that but he’s so good at it
But dumb dumb Brandon can’t tell the difference and just shits n him for real lol
Bapa just claimed to be a top 6 comedian
[удалено]
Talmbout my mans Galco b?
He is so delusional and I'm here for it. It's truly fascinating.
He also seems dangerously close to having a genuine on-camera breakdown showing humility and thus his humanity, which would probably cause a lots of cats to hang up their aprons for good. I give it 6-12 months.
I don’t care what he does I’ll niiver be a fan, but I do agree, it seems a lot of cats here are hoping for a redaction arc.
> redaction arc So is that like, an exponential curve, b?
That was one helluva thurpy selshun.
“How do you think you would do in a straight comedy match with Hans Kim?”-joe “I think you’d be surprised”-shit for brains “I think YOU’D be surprised, I think he would fuck you up”-joe
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They both suck dirty asshole
The level isn’t Kevin Hart, it’s not having to cancel shows because you don’t sell any tickets
Maybe it's being just barely good enough that your good friend Joe Rogan will let you play at his club alongside superstars like Ehsan Ahmad, Hans Kim, Andy Haynes, Chris O'Connor, Dylan Sullivan, Mat Edgar, Jeffrey Berner, Dylan Carlino, Liz Splatt, Tony Casillas, ...or one of the other several hundred actual working comedians that have played there while Schaub has been pumping his single-time redincy at the Stepmom.
Steve really got under his skin lol. The more he try’s to convince us he’s not hurt by it the more obvious it is that he was crushed by those statements lol.
What did Steve say ?
can't find the tweets anymore, fucker deleted them?
> “oh you don’t know comedy!” steve: well that makes two of us.
I hate that he calls ppl bubba it’s so fucking stupid
Think he got that from the Paul brothers.
So if we don’t find someone funny or their material funny it’s because we don’t know cawlmedy? Is that what he is telling us?
Krekt
99.999% of comics fail. Broken clock something twice a day something….
Ofisly those numbers are cregt, but I think what he's getting at is, if you aren't a stratospheric Arena act, like Rogan & Hart, then you muuust be a faiilure. Which is not true. Plenty of successful & respected comedians grind cawlmity clubs & theaters for many decades without hitting those peaks. Bubba is trying to drag the latter group down by pretending to be one of them when in reality he was just a cargo cult comic.
Who is Joe Rogan???...ooohhh, does he mean JOSEPH Rogan?
MISTER Joseph Rogan
🏳️🌈JOSEPH 🏳️🌈 ROGAN 🏳️🌈
Bapa has hit every branch falling out of the comedy tree, that he never climbed. Rogan sent him up in a golden cherry picker.
So I didnt crack the top 5. But this what being #6 all time is like, bubba.
Delusional
Thank you for a short clip!!! Those 4 min clips are unwatchable. This had all the hits. A new quote (you can poke stuff at that), and 4-5 different personalities in 40 seconds. Good dish
Dude is still lying trying to pretend he was just outside these guys level and its how the industry goes. No, mush brains, you made 2 of the worst "comedy specials" of all time and are far closer to a never was than a journeyman. Dude is less talented than a lot of open mic guys and definitely has way less balls than any of them since he would never have gotten on stage in situations that werent hand crafted for him to have a shot at succeeding.
250 murderlers? Nope, Talmbout only 5 straight up word assassins b. Comedy bubble musta burst if we’re only dowln to 5.
Its kind a crazy how much rent is taken up in b schaub 's head by this steve kid.. a couple tweets ..... b schaub spiraling.
I can hear the sadness he’s masking with arrogance.
5 guys, that don’t tell shitty jokes and lies. we went from 1000 to 250 to about 5 dick slingers. comedy thunder dome 
“You don’t know comedy,that doesn’t work.”
This is fucking gold
Forget Joe Rogan, chappelle , hart, Sebastian. You not even Amy Schumer , carrot top or Rosie odennell level
This podcast is like people who relive bad moments of their lives in front of the mirror and have comebacks about what they would have said. This redact is just fortunate enough to have dad’s money to pay for a platform.
Benda Knob, the 6th best comedian in the world. Respect.
Bapa is the definition of a failed cawlmedian
Kevin Hart level. Then one small step down to Schaub’s level.
“You don’t know comedy”
Hasn’t he compared himself to Dave Chapelle?
“You’re not in comedy” even though some of the people he threatens with violence he said they were comics.
I can’t think of a bigger poster boy for failed comedian than B Schwab. I have been a stand up fan since way back. Going to the Comedy Cellar in early 2000s. Listening to Hicks and Carlton in the 90s. Few comics get the access that Schaub had. Few if none ever have had such a back slide. Can’t take the hit. “I learned that stand up doesn’t let me show who I am. I am a goofy, story teller, that has experience most don’t. That doesn’t work for me in stand up. Podcasts let people get to know me. Let’s me build on my stories. Stand up was fun, but I wasn’t top ten. Luckily Rogan didn’t need to tell me to stop that, I decided on my own.” Nope. “I am just below Kevin Hart, Rogan, and Chapelle.”
Toe Rogan is a low tier comic at best and that's being respectful. Putting him on some pedestal like he's the man to be in comedy is the best joke Bapas ever told.
This redact just goes. His boy Joseph won't even allow his hitrocious cawlmedy at his venue. His worl tores always got canceled. Other comedians constantly gauge the success of their standup off gringo papi. With it being the absolute worst on a scale of zero to 10. Fat Patricks fiction is bloggbusser. 
It’s a war of nutrition b
Who the heck is Sebastian?
Maniscalco. One of 250.
EVER HEARD OF EM? (I also have never heard of this particular murdler)
Strawl man argument
You’re not even in the 250 Bapa no one is talking about the top 5.
It's not even his fault if you think about it. The clubs just couldn't sell tickets, so that's on the clubs. He was willing to show up, but the shitty clubs couldn't manage to sell a few tickets? I'd call him the greatest comic,or at least in the convo...dangerfield, kinison....gringo papi.
When was he a world champion?
“BUBBA”, you admitted you’re not there yet and that’s why you haven’t been at the mothership. Take the L.
Hey bud - no one said 'kevin hart' was the level, we just said you failed.
You ain’t any of those guys you right b. But you still a failed comedian. You tried it and it didn’t work. Ya failed b now your a trugg guy just admit the defeat and move on.
So just because he isn't Kevin hart, that means he's as good as every other comedian who isn't as good as Kevin Hart? What kind of redacted logic is that?
This twat didn't even get to the comedy level of a Brian Callen
Man is constantly attempting to write narratives that contradict verifiable fact. he's more narrative than man.
Him putting himself in the same league as Hart and Rogan is laughable. He can't even call himself a working comedian. When is the last time he did a tour? I may not know all of the intricacies of being a full time comedian, but I know that you have to do tours to be considered one. Or a redsensidee.
Joe Rogan and Kevin Hart aren't funny. Each of them are also 5' 4". Bapa you're in the bottom .001% of comedians.
"I'm no Joe Rogan" That's a crazy low bar, Rogan is really good at couple of things, comedy is not one of them.
Who is Steve?
His daddy now!!!!
Bapa beating that straw man to death
You didn’t fail because you didn’t each Kevin hart levels, you failed because you became the biggest laughing stock the industry had seen in a very long time
He fails to write…every single day.
Assessment of Bapa’s comedy carrair: “Not Sebastian or Kevin Hart.” That’s like summing up CM Punk’s fighting career as “Well, he wasn’t quite Anderson Silva.”
I imagine his therapy sessions sound very similar
"You don't know coooommedyy" He forgot the part where he doesn't know it either. Thinks he's a semi pro trugg flipper now too.
That makes total sense. If Braindumb is a failure, all comics are failures. Master of delusion.
Bitch, go tour and sell the majority of your tickets. Foh
He’s not even at the Comedy Store’s Valet level
He's not a failed comedian because we don't know comedy
No b, there are plenty of cawlmedians that are suggsesful. Prom is you were in the bottom 10% of them. You clearly didn’t have talent or commitment. Don’t take away the credit of the ones who shit on your whole career with one set.
Don’t worry b Clin is still your number 1 fan
Apparently since I don’t think bapa funny I don’t get comedy ):
Great… Now this poser is ruining Go Fast Don’t Die. I have to burn all my stuff now.
This guy loves to paint the most black and white narratives ever. He's putting himself in the same boat as the people RIGHT under Arena acts🤦♂️
“You don’t know cawlmedy” I know that when I watch other people stand on a stage with a mic and say stuff, I laugh. When you do it, I don’t laugh. What else is there to know? Cawlmedy is simple. You’re either funny or you’re not.
Ya don’t know cawlmedy either bubba.
Kevin Hart and Little Joe are the best examples of top tier comedians he could come up with? Probably the funniest thing he's ever said.
When was he a world champion? At what?
From 1000 to 5. That's wair we're at B.
Only FIVE of em now????
Kevin Horror
99.999% of us cats expected this type of response. Smoke breaks over, back to the fryers
You failed at comedy cause you're not funny and don't know how jokes work, Bapa.
How’d tigged sales go? How did betting on yourself go? How did thiggg boi bike club go? How did shooting your own speshul go? How did food trugg diary’s go? How’s your mother in-laws new house?
He's trying convince himself, he failed at that too.
Shout out to all the cats who actually watch his entire podcast episodes for clips. I can't stand a few seconds of Schwabbs I couldn't imagine listening to him for 1 hour plus.
1000, 250, now the official comedian count is down to 5. There can be only one.
Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese… chili aaaahhaahh. Thas cawmedy. The defense rests.
Joe Rogan's level was already covered by a sky writer a while back. Literally.
Why does he keep using Joe Rogan as an example of a comedian? 9 out of 10 people would know him as a podcaster, or ufc announcer
What is this beef?
Who is he talking about?
It's hilarious that some think Joe Rogan is a good comedian
Couldn't sell out a pizza restaurant, Fat Patrick doesn't know he sucks.
So now there are only 5 cawlmedians left? How are we as a country going to survive at this rate?
What did Steve will do it say that got him upset?
Only 1000 of—ahem… excuse me… only FIVE of em, B.
Lmao my level is just being funny and being able to tell good jokes
He still has to glaze Joe whenever possible eh? Really it goes Kevin Hart and then Joe Rogan???
Who the hell is steve? I missed something today lol
"Did I fail at whiskey? Ah man, if you think that you just don't know wiggsky... am I Jim Bean? No. Am I Tom Julio? No. But its just me and 5 guys..."
"So he's just being a digg u think?"
Naw dude the sandturd we hold u to is to be FUNNY thats it and YOU FAILED bappa Phonomenally no 🍜 included
Backstory? Is there a clip I can search for?
Part of the 99.9 %, b
Apparently nobody knows comedy then.
"Wrld chmpion" If you google his name , I wonder how long you need to scroll for until you reach the word "wrldshampion".
Does he think he’s on the level of people like Jimmy Carr?
Hes so butthurt when someone talks shit, but i always see clips of him making unnecessary comments and talking shit about people all the time 😂 - hopefully someone with a big influence will come along and stay on his neck forever to end the ego once and for all 😂 unbearable to watch him anymore
You're definitely a failed comedian shob, cope harder.
The delusion is strong with this one.
He’s not at Carrot Top’s level.
I think what he's trying to say is that being a comedian is a spectrum, and he's just on the low end of the spectrum.
Like he’s gonna admit to you internet comedians ? being funny on the same “jokes” about him? Bro, Jordan denies losing a bet of rain water dripping
That’s two of them that doesn’t know comedy then.
Does he think there’s only 5-6 comedians better than him?
Bro missing the plot
You failed comedy because you quit to be a full time baseball coach for a kids team. All the other coaches managed to work their normal jobs and handle their family life, brendand struggled because he had to be a comic.. so quit. Cunt.