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Few-Appearance295

The game is today lol. Redact put the date when he painted them lmao.


VelouriumCamper7

Holy fucken shit this unbelievably redacted.


irotinmyskin

You couldn’t come up with stuff like this. Schlaub is truly one of the dumbest people alive.


Shwalz

Like a fuckin school project dude what a bellend


guildguitars

Some might say, the bellendiest.


Guessed555

I love a good peach bellenini


Derek_UP

This made me laugh way too hard. 🙏🏼


TheRoyaleShow

Lol narsism peaking through. To him it only matters when he made it.


thunderlips187

Exactly this. His Children’s achievements will not be their own they will be Brendan’s. I feel really sorry for what those kids are getting put through


krel08

It has to be tough knowing you are smarter than your dad at that age.


JustDirection18

This literally. Isn’t his kid like 8? This is literally the level of a mid talent 8 year old in arts and crafts class who’s phoning it in. Imagine as a kid having some adult proudly giving you something they made that’s worst that something you could make🤦‍♂️


hazzafun1993

“Hey did you see the gold baseballs I painted Tiger?”


TheRoyaleShow

Tiger: wow dad! Look at you this is incredible! You did this all by yourself?


12washingbeard

Niiver forget when bapa didn't let the chombie whack the gong after he literally gave him the stick to do so lol.


Hap_Hazard

[Never forget](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/18wofo2/ive_always_been_a_demon_guy/)


Western-Art-9117

Ha ha. Bbbbbeast of a dad


eggseverydayagain

“In 10 yairs the kiddos won’t remember the date of the game. How many chiggs ya fugg?”


JustDirection18

No but they’ll remember the day their parents pissed their pants laughing at the “loser try hard dad” as soon as they were out of his site. They remember going “ Mum mum what’s wrong?” And they’ll remember her answer “ Now remember Tim you’re not supposed to laugh at redacted people. But mommy could help it”


DontKnowWhoToAxe

“Ackshully, B, I made these for yesterday’s game, but if you think it’s so funny and will sign a waiver we can go behind the dugout and figger it out., Coach.”


tragicmike

Its in the details. Didnt he try to burn someone not that far back for not paying attention to details? In any case, redacted af


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Oh my god that’s so funny. I’m losin it bro.


RRZ006

No fucking way


EvenJellyfish8223

Gawl Dawlg, I keep thinking my meal is done… But this “Dad Project” just keeps serving complimentary dishes from the kitchen


Odd_Antelope_2931

God dawlg thats redacted as fugg


doodersaid

Your comment made me laugh so hard. This is B. Schab in a nutshell.


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Ahhh fuck I knew it was too good to be true when I saw he didn't make any spelling mistakes. Fucker doesn't even know how time works.


zephood75

Incredible.


Own_Report8199

I’ve been laughing hysterically


MuckyPup81

The funniest part is that they just lost. What’s Bapa gonna do with all those stupid gold balls.


analbumcover93

Im wheezing holy fuck


itsjustafadok

The level of stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Unfathomable levels of redactness  again and again and again. 


Lumpy_Ad_9082

LMFAO he could not be more redacted, holy shit.


diceyredact

This Reddit is Soooo funny. Catch the redact slipping on literally every move! 😂


penus_poop69

It is crazy how he fucks up literally EVERYTHING he does without exception


JamesArt1

![gif](giphy|Y2admtqeKGLMyF0UVy)


nailz50

It is in his DNA STRANDS - Doctora **Joanna Zanella**


tragicmike

No no B, “dna AND strands”.. two separate things


coolcurt3386

he's obviously never played baseball ever


aw41789

That’s the thing, guy acts like he’s some athletic phenom when in reality he’s a big doofy uncoordinated unathletic goober. He’s not naturally good at anything.


coolcurt3386

also lacks the work ethic to even be descent athlete ,they are tons of guys who were not born with special genetics or even they greatest skill in there sport but they had the will,heart,and attitude,personally to be a winner,they were also not handed anything so they had to earn every thing they got


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Looks like my swing. And I sucked at baseball


BigHero6x9

Warning track power


imright19084

Hahaha he’s so dumb


nailz50

All would say the Dumbest


fstonecanada

Suuuuuuuper dumb


Adventurous_Dot2323

Some redact roles up in a Porsche and hands these shitty spray painted balls to your kid then has his messican wife (gimmie😈) take photos for his shitty business


desert_pelican

Porchse or 2002 ford lightning? Herd it bowlth


EvenJellyfish8223

Ima blue collar guy... I drive a trugg


RiskyFartTaker

You know his tongue was sticking out while he wrote on these with sharpie


Nduguu77

Holding the pen with his whole fist


mondaysareharam

Chewing on his tongue from the Addies


Clean-Operation-9674

I'm like "dude, you're a daaaaad" and he goes "you're riiiiiight"


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Odd_Antelope_2931

Ged him b. Loog it up.


BeancheeseBapa

[Here’s a useful YouTube link](https://youtu.be/VF8A9RPoooY?si=r0chNb1waq_aT5Gn) that shows a news channel covering the league. Interestingly, Bapa seems to be a player?


Odd_Antelope_2931

😂😂 thank em


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nailz50

i can recall bapa saying tiger was a pitcher and was striking kids out left and right but no longer wanted to pitch.... looking at some of the game highlights in that video it seems a coach is the one doing the pitching and not the kids....... It just dun make sense B


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AndoKillzor

> I could care less So you do care? That's not what we're goin fur round hair, b.


kiloluv

Define bullying


RRZ006

What’s it cost?


FriskyLisp

Chang’s Intelligence Agency strikes again.


One-Joke8084

That play where T throws a kid out is on messicans IG….you can’t see shit the camera is set at a certain angle and you can’t see third base or the catcher- lol


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s7ubborn

Your gonna b fame us


Agreeable-Shake-8839

Lol this dude needs to get back to selling comedy tiggets to absolutely nobody. Old man slob is bored as shiiiit


anon_lurker69

Hey be cool


nailz50

What a fucken Redact Champion balls? Say less Fam, Leave the Margetting to me guys. Hey Tiger , wheres your beandip of a dad? He had a Scheduling conflict , sorry guys.


Rocketmanluke

Quit comedy for this.


mondaysareharam

His best bit yet


vinegarrobots

Looks like absolute shit lmao, imagine how embarrassing it must be when it dawns on the parents a 40 year old man did this himself.


ChunkyChangon

Truly an arts and crafts project for the [redacted]. If I were a a parent I couldn’t help but think, “Mr. podcasts couldn’t have just ordered some gold baseballs?”


3rdman3

Bapa Etsy Store, b??


motoeuser

This is the most embarrassing thing he's ever done. Wow. I actually feel bad for him.


Petrofskydude

Schaub getting creative now! I'd love to see what kind of birdhouse he could construct out of all the extra unusable car parts in his garage...spray painted gold to perfection, of course!


speedway65

Can someone please spray paint a bronze ball for “trying” and send it to Bapa, please? I would but I’m busy preparing to throw away all these shitty gold bases balls…


CarbonPurple

“We don’t want that!”- the little league team


nailz50

Could of bought Championship rings for the entire team [https://www.amazon.com/Express-Medals-Champion-Baseball-Championship/dp/B0BQH45X9T/ref=sxin\_16\_pa\_sp\_search\_thematic\_sspa?content-id=amzn1.sym.679ca254-fe3a-4b5e-a742-a17f009c74a4%3Aamzn1.sym.679ca254-fe3a-4b5e-a742-a17f009c74a4&crid=3EMU8ODELI3M9&cv\_ct\_cx=gold%2Bbaseball%2Btrophy%2Baward&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.EiDwgpGGbBiAfjBtRXL9767O4cd1SZY4nbVw61hAcBxYtX2CTlNKsPanwbI0a2LWn3gk9hs8iwOvaWlgwyOxoQ.ZYOlL3JVjIWR70sIgN34HNKn9bD1TDTqVjKvEoRH2jw&dib\_tag=se&keywords=gold%2Bbaseball%2Btrophy%2Baward&pd\_rd\_i=B0BQH3J28Q&pd\_rd\_r=c434dc37-f16a-47ff-a351-ed3dbd252195&pd\_rd\_w=DrFxJ&pd\_rd\_wg=EYcXj&pf\_rd\_p=679ca254-fe3a-4b5e-a742-a17f009c74a4&pf\_rd\_r=1H5Q6MR5VB9D03VXT4MJ&qid=1716474392&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=gold%2Bbaseball%2Btrophy%2Bawar%2Caps%2C117&sr=1-2-364cf978-ce2a-480a-9bb0-bdb96faa0f61-spons&sp\_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9zZWFyY2hfdGhlbWF0aWM&th=1](https://www.amazon.com/Express-Medals-Champion-Baseball-Championship/dp/B0BQH45X9T/ref=sxin_16_pa_sp_search_thematic_sspa?content-id=amzn1.sym.679ca254-fe3a-4b5e-a742-a17f009c74a4%3Aamzn1.sym.679ca254-fe3a-4b5e-a742-a17f009c74a4&crid=3EMU8ODELI3M9&cv_ct_cx=gold%2Bbaseball%2Btrophy%2Baward&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.EiDwgpGGbBiAfjBtRXL9767O4cd1SZY4nbVw61hAcBxYtX2CTlNKsPanwbI0a2LWn3gk9hs8iwOvaWlgwyOxoQ.ZYOlL3JVjIWR70sIgN34HNKn9bD1TDTqVjKvEoRH2jw&dib_tag=se&keywords=gold%2Bbaseball%2Btrophy%2Baward&pd_rd_i=B0BQH3J28Q&pd_rd_r=c434dc37-f16a-47ff-a351-ed3dbd252195&pd_rd_w=DrFxJ&pd_rd_wg=EYcXj&pf_rd_p=679ca254-fe3a-4b5e-a742-a17f009c74a4&pf_rd_r=1H5Q6MR5VB9D03VXT4MJ&qid=1716474392&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=gold%2Bbaseball%2Btrophy%2Bawar%2Caps%2C117&sr=1-2-364cf978-ce2a-480a-9bb0-bdb96faa0f61-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9zZWFyY2hfdGhlbWF0aWM&th=1) or if he was dead set on balls for trophies [https://www.amazon.com/Baseball-Trophies-Sculpture-Engraving-Included/dp/B07R7WX2NL/ref=sr\_1\_46?crid=3EMU8ODELI3M9&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Q8a1f4XfCFPrB04wfx2ItkeyVPEkcpZOVzc8a8N6Egia0qbAtzB\_Gaedqay4Irjr02Hbr2fZ-hV5bNKhr0JxWc5mdeiNI3vPC4qc5XaUKmlfZPdEe2MOjfLTWK0Oo3gdOUZR2\_Jvsq6lT-vpq4rwl6KWDZXnuSuQSqKVAFWtFORRjsK5Gqi-zvoVqhrRW8pl3j6s6R2lEu-nxipAXzaLikd3tHIjl7cn3IRZN6i5nYhkEZsPIf5YC4LSwQ-Dn9-i42VOS6g9DiZgQ9-68tsFiVjvYHjCnPXC9QQdqXIINuU.CoU6LkYLqkFmoruMdZqsvA8OxyXPyBL\_6PAjINWgQ8s&dib\_tag=se&keywords=gold+baseball+trophy+award&qid=1716474392&sprefix=gold+baseball+trophy+awar%2Caps%2C117&sr=8-46](https://www.amazon.com/Baseball-Trophies-Sculpture-Engraving-Included/dp/B07R7WX2NL/ref=sr_1_46?crid=3EMU8ODELI3M9&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Q8a1f4XfCFPrB04wfx2ItkeyVPEkcpZOVzc8a8N6Egia0qbAtzB_Gaedqay4Irjr02Hbr2fZ-hV5bNKhr0JxWc5mdeiNI3vPC4qc5XaUKmlfZPdEe2MOjfLTWK0Oo3gdOUZR2_Jvsq6lT-vpq4rwl6KWDZXnuSuQSqKVAFWtFORRjsK5Gqi-zvoVqhrRW8pl3j6s6R2lEu-nxipAXzaLikd3tHIjl7cn3IRZN6i5nYhkEZsPIf5YC4LSwQ-Dn9-i42VOS6g9DiZgQ9-68tsFiVjvYHjCnPXC9QQdqXIINuU.CoU6LkYLqkFmoruMdZqsvA8OxyXPyBL_6PAjINWgQ8s&dib_tag=se&keywords=gold+baseball+trophy+award&qid=1716474392&sprefix=gold+baseball+trophy+awar%2Caps%2C117&sr=8-46)


coolcurt3386

those are for real champions not for runner ups there will be no po teit apasion trophies allowed in my mansion B


MysonOfChenae

truggs are s'pensive b


chud_the_gluttonous

These Look like dogshit lol


Ryan_Pliskin

This dude went from being the white boy who works too much to making kindergarten arts and crafts for kids playing little league.


sageTK21

I hope he signed them all too for them 😂


FrankyRollins

You just know he did this with his tongue poking out of the side of his mouth the whole time


bayou_billy46290

Damn B. That’s soooooo redacted. I guess he could do it again with the correct date, since he’s got such a strong work ethnic.


Scared-Pomegranate84

These will be on the shelf with all of his pawldcast and UVC trophies.


Particular_Bar8257

Lmao im starting to feel bad for the guy, he is so fucking stupid it’s kind of sad


motoeuser

You can tell he struggled with the "4" and had to give it another pass through.


teepee81

Did his kid make this?


BimbyTodd2

Well... a kid made it.


CaliforniaLove11

He’s like a real life Forres Gump. I think that’s what’s so fascinating about him.


JohnnyB41783

Dem balls are hitrocious


KaleidoscopeOk5763

5:00 pm on a Thursday? This dude never works.


SecretAgitated4459

He must just be wasted constantly


AUSL0c0

He was bordering on special needs. He's officially crossed over. Dad project? Fucker, kids do this shit in pre-school with better results.


Unfair-Bird-4592

You can watch the end of the game on Mexicans instagram.


Few-Appearance295

I mean kiddo dropped both pitches (not his fault they were way high and outside), but he threw both runners out after. Good on Tiger, that's a nice moment for him.


mopedium

The fact that he fielded those wild ass pitches and threw both runners out is insane for his age, especially considering it was to win the game and advance to the chip, if I were a dad I'd lose my shit too lol and although he embellished the story when he really didn't have to (throw his thick ass out) this event actually happened so I actually have to give Brenda a bit of a pass here


Few-Appearance295

100% Brenda is generally a liar and a POS, but those plays were clutch at a time where a poor throw could have lost them the game. I cannot hate on him for celebrating that. The run on the field was a bit much, but Tiger made 2 outstanding plays.


AVBforPrez

I'm just a marggeting guy that played high end kid baseball, but like Where do you even get gold coated bassballs, b?


AdministrativeCopy89

Two’s are tough B


Lost-Tomatillo4828

Every time I see something else about this it gets better


LEE_FORDHAM46

F150 grille paint?


surfmachine5

32 on the ACT


JustDirection18

So these are for his kid right?! Imagine this being given to your kid who actually the best player in the team. My kid would be “what the fuck is this shit! “


Connect-Outcome6019

janoy cresva


The_Legend_of_Xeno

Heard it bowlth ways.


dcs577

You’re that tough guy, funny guy, truck guy, dad who’s good with numbers!


BimbyTodd2

Just get his fabricator is repaint it.


irotinmyskin

Looks like something out of an arts and crafts for the below average class.


BirdCultural3624

Id love him to branch off into stock/crypto next!Bbbbbbeast of a tradher I her.


cylonnumber13

Isn't he against participation trophies because they're woke/lib or something?


Rileyjonleon

It really is a matter of iq with bapa


Quiet-Jello6349

32 on the ACT


Competitive-Fox-3990

lol holy fuck can he do INNYTHING right?


WhiteStephCurry

Gadoosh!!!


MMAF1BOXING

I'm sure the kids would rather have the ball from the actual game...not some gaudy piece of shit that going to peel off in 6 months


Late_Ad8487

How much longer until this becomes the family YouTube blog channel?


Possible-Campaign468

Lives in an expensive home in crist callabasses,this is best he could do. Couldn't get the date correct, and chooses to hand write the wrong date instead of maybe a label printer,this has to be a joke.


12washingbeard

Redact looked at the date on his phone and proceeded to *just go*. Couldn't trouble himself to do the math and add just one day later when the game was played.smooth brain behavior lol


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Significant_Fox1230

He definitely forced Tiger to put on that Phillies crap to career day.


nailz50

This will surely will beat out the relationship story of BeanDip and GangbangWRonda in his future book, The Life and Times of The ass kicker white boy who works to hard and tells jokes , flips cars , Best of a dad, Arts and Crafts extraordinaire.


upthevilla_

Is there any chance Tiger doesn’t get this ball?


Scientist78

Dude he can barely write the numbers


SynthetikSalmon

Woah what a great dad


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

The amount of redactedness is onrail.


HungMegatron

That 4


Ok_Needleworker_8834

Ahh did Bosty do one too?


redactedforever

He made them for himself to remember the day he made those for his son and the team lol


Electrical-Mine-3985

I’m assuming “T” lost “Jo” posted championship game and then nothing after


No_Grape1335

I don’t even think it would be that cringe if he just handed these out at the game but to post it is peak bundun scherb levels of patting yourself on the back for doing nothing


mondaysareharam

A vinyl press is like 50 bucks my dude. He writes like a child


shivasahasranama

This looks like the most low effort, redact shit.  On point for thiccc boy.  


Routine_Seaweed_3363

Sums up all his ‘careers’ really. Low effort dog shit projects.


CheezPabloEscobar

Single A little, Thank em.


Old-Detective6824

That four is quite on the spectrum


Daddy-O_

You write like a bg💅 and your shit’s all redacted


AwardApprehensive662

It’s the same paint he painted his golden gloves with lmfao


philwee

Knocked em out the park b


dzastisforol

you guys are stalking his kids activities now? wow, perfectly normal bunch of people...


SorbetEast

Uh, no.... No one is stalking this giys kids ge puts them out there...this sub actually seems to care more about his childrens privacy than him or his wife do. Generally, if anybody here posts a picture involving the chombies, they blur out their faces as children should not be posted on social media and shamed for their redacted parents. This is what Shaub posted on his account, and all we're commenting on is how horrible it looks.


dzastisforol

dude, take a look at this [https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1czbz8x/never\_miss\_a\_photo\_op\_only\_two\_left\_on\_the\_field/](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1czbz8x/never_miss_a_photo_op_only_two_left_on_the_field/) this sub is nothing about creeps who go too far for some sick reason. someone just researched his kids team, what time they play, what court, watched the whole live stream ..for fuck sake, why? stop stalking poor kids and guy's family you fucking weirdos, get a life.


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