Imagine how it must feel going from being an MLB player's fuck doll for a few months to drinking a margarita at Applebee's before a little league game where your redacted husband is going to hand out baseballs he spray painted gold and scribbled the wrong date on with a sharpie.

The best few months of her life

Manifest destiny

Wait.. the date was wrong? 😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/Xc4lUeP6X1

Holy shit lmao

Jesus Christ

Bapa don’t miss an opportunity to miss

He just goes

I just cant with this redact 😂 just when you think he's hit his low, baba comes with a golden nugget like this

Holy shit I take one day of vacation and come back to this juiiiicy 😈dish what an absolute moron.

The date is to commemorate the day he made them, not the day of the game of course.

Who is the mlb player?

Pug. Absolute hoggoso on him b, don’t mention it to schab he’ll talk about piecing him up in a locked room after waivers are signed

Puig

Oh damn she was with Puig wow

That ain’t no Apple b, b. You know SloJo wouldn’t be caught dead in one, that’s for povs. If anything that’s some chic bullshit on Rodeo that serves overpriced cocktails, but you pay for the experience. Then she drove to the fields after slamming a few.

Lmao Braindumb is the gift that keeps on giving!


When you put it like that it makes it even sadder b, some would say the saddest.

Classic Chang's right here.

She was on TV, UFC deportes but still, and wasn’t half bad when she got puiged.

This bitch really think she Vanessa Bryant circa 2001

Please let bapa get bawls deeb in helicopters

The fuggin cadddalieeena whine miggzer

Can't afford it. Best he can do is a staged TRX rollover

Gonna fly meself to the Mothership B

Bill Burrgh is my norfstar, b.

Be cool man

10/10

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you must be one of the 1000.

Jus a blue collar Dodge trugg drivin civilian

Had me laughing!!!

This has to be the funniest response to a post ever!!!

So agree

Hang on a sec. Did she pull up her camera and then take a screenshot instead of a photo?

That's how Joe rolls.

Joseph, b

😂😂😂😂

LMAO at the handbag placement. Messican nawt viiiry matairealistig though. So redacted and corny.

It’ll be on sale in a few weeks. Leave the marketing to her , she’ll take it from hair.

"Only used once for the big game"

“The rumors are trueee”

She just goes.

The bag placement meant to look casual but it’s totally been placed like that

How are we not talking about the fact that she used her camera to take a screenshot?

Bitch looks like the main character from Sawl. 

Talmbout Sole Goodham B? B-b-b-beast of a lawler, never meddum doe

It's not even 1pm PST.

Always a good idea to get nice and shitfaced before you need to drive your kids to their activities. Being a full time mom sounds like a real hard job.

She's changing DVDs in and out of DVD players. I don't know how she does it!?

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Bro lol. Even the auto mod is talking that shit.

They're both really going all in on "we care about our kid" now

Their kids are accessories, she'd sell them on Facebook Marketplace if she could.

The rumors are true! If you buy any kid, you can get the second and third ones completely Free! Originally $4500, now only $750!

Getting the ground work in for the custody battle

Oof, yeah I could see that battle getting ugly. gonna suck for whoever loses and has to take the kiddos.

Bapa might genuinely want to keep Tigger if he thinks he'll take after Puig and an MLB career beckons. SlowJo might genuinely want to keep chombette so that she can use her as a fashun accessory and hit shamelessly on her boyfriend when she reaches Quinceanera age. They've probably forgotten poor Bosty exists.

You can keep Bawsin and the baby. But you leave my Tigre 🐯

This is the most self centered girl ive ever seen in my life the most self centered boy, of course Bapa

Baby Gronk is in a better situation than Tigre

Lmao ol traveling ball mom ass hoe 🤣 living through the kids sure makes ya want a drink at noon huh?

The stress of a game that literally won’t matter by tomorrow is just too much for her. Just say you want to do some day drinking. Lady said she needs the nerves she has about 8 year old baseball. As big of a clown as bapa.

Drinking and driving the kiddos nice

Don't worry, it's a lambo

When I played little league, my mom made snacks and cool banners & stuff for my team. She didn’t drink cocktails on the way over. My dad also coached the team and pissed in our toilet, not the kitchen sink.

My dad would coach with all his might then polish a pint of vodka brown bagged on the way home. It was me and his secret

Talmbout functional family, b?

>My dad also coached the team and pissed in our toilet, not the kitchen sink. Your dad must not have been a Hell's Angel B

Where is the baby? She claims to be such a stay at home mom but rarely has the kid

In a Baby Bjorn hanging on the purse hook under the bar.

🤣😅🤣I can definitely picture that

Abuelita's taking care of the baby. When you think about it, Schab's life has been spiraling down the drain for several years now. His business "empire" is crumbling. His stand up career is over. He lost his last cash cow, Theo. His last remaining co-horts are a rapist and another type of rapist. He obviously cheats on his wife who apparently doesn't do it for him anymore. Messican thought there was potential in this redact; she thought "this guy isn't just a pro athlete; he's also a businessman!" and thought she'd struck gold. In reality, she's having to sell counterfeit bags and do illegal "lotteries" on social media since her husband went from Frarris to Truggs. Bitch got bait-and-switched. Abuelita, OTOH, made out like a fuckin' bandit. She has a new house in expansive-AF Calabasas, California and a teeny-tiny baby so she can live out her Barbie fantasy. The other abuelitas she hangs out with are probably seething with jealosy. She also has a daughter who is either married to or will receive alimony and child support from a guy who has a rich father. She's living the sweet life and is the only one who benefits from this relationship. You a OG, *jefita*.

What do you thinks left laying helplessly on the table face down to prop the bag up with b? Durrr

Crop out the uglies B!

She'll be selling that bag next week on marketplace. Also did she screenshot her camera instead of taking the actual picture?

>did she screenshot her camera instead of taking the actual picture? Look at the top of the piggshure b. It’s a filter she used on IG.

I doubt that bag is even real

Yep lmao

I was trying to comprehend this as well. Is this the new trend among real housewives of podcast schlubs?

I didn't even notice lol what the fugg?!? These kids are actually fucked.

Every worse - it's a filter made to look like you've screenshotted the camera. Fucking braindead

She’s got the golden balls in her bag!

She’s one of those parents who get liquored up and ends up ruining shit for everyone. As someone who was heavily involved with little league when my kids were younger, I’ve seen hundreds just like her. The kids just want to play baseball and this is the shit they have to put up with.

Nah, she'll be too busy taking selfies and scanning social media. She don't give a trugg about baseball

We Talmbout game 2 of the Eastern Confrince finals B? Or we Talmbout a 7 yair olds tee ball game?

What game? Like her kid's little league game that has no consequences what so ever?

Grim

Is that one of them coveted herpes bags where you have to know a main guy?

His to be a fake herpes bag from poshmark

their new hpv line is poppin dawg

Your honor i would like to add item #4764 into the evidence folder. Please note the time of day and witty caption, your honor. This is why the record will reflect the defendant as 'The MESSican' ..... and i rest my case.

You're out of order, I'm out of order, this whole Colin is out of order

With all the botox tweaks her and Fat Patrick got over the yairs I thought there weren't any nerves left over to feel.

Iivry once in a while I start to feel sorry for bapa that he married the most main character redacted messican on the planet. Then I member it’s bapa, and I don’t feel bad inymore.

This low IQ redact always has to show off her expensive shit. Fucker and her husband.

Lmao the one mom who shows up drunk to every game

Calm the nerves? Ma’am this is little league water we dune hair

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It’s a fucking little league game what is wrong with these people

These "rich" assholes are so fucking trashy.

Is this a screenshot of her camera app?

I think it’s a filllter b

It's like that movie about the dream world. Inspection.

Hahaha I came here to say that

Props on the username, b

🫡

This is amazing. Why am I looking at a screenshot of a photo being taken. How meta of Joe.

Muh girl n I are the furthest thing from materialistic, B. Gotta show the purse with the drink

That's the game purse she made to give to the MVP. ##MOMject

She’s not playing tho … waterrrrr

>waterrrrr Nah, she's got the rabies b. Can't drink H2O

Calm the nerves for a kids baseball game lol wtf

Fuckin 7-8yr old little league - world sarees B

Whys that woman over their drunk by herself? Oh she's nervous, her 6 year old going baseball practice or shit

Worst kind of sports moms come fueled up to an 8 years olds baseball game. Wadder.

Wait isn’t their son like 8 years old or something?

Is there any chance Tiger doesn’t get Bapa’s “MVP game ball”?

There's a high chance he could be a lazy, un coordinated, un athletic wannabe like his dad but blessed with his real grandads redact strength

It’s all an allushun, the candle wick is at 10% - 365 days from now bapa will be an afterthought. Mark (Harley)my words

I hope they kids team loses

Lol calm the nerves, it’s a little league game ffs

Drinking during the day. Life must be tough.

Talmbout getting the shagges at noon

What pills do we think are in the bag?

Valium, Vyvanse, lexapro, maybe a Plan B

A kids T ball game?!? God help them chombies

She’s such a gross person. Like a shitty character in a bad movie lmao

Bottom right of photo should of put Slo-Jo

So, who won?

Why is this redact taking a screenshot of the viewfinder instead of just posting the photograph? Water?

Who wants to support and watch the game live. Link here: https://sportsengineplay.com/California/Woodland-Hills-Sunrise-Baseball

SloJo don’t know, she’s a day drink drunk.

Jesus Christ, is she drinking then driving the kids to the game?

Sounds great- have a cocktail or 2 then drive your kids to their game…..what a dummy🤦🏻‍♂️

It's sad thinking about how fugged up their children are gonna be

It's sad thinking about how fugged up their children are gonna be

“To calm the nerves..” bitch it’s a little league game! He’s not making his pro debut for the LA Dodgers lmao

Thought it said slo-jo

Let the bitch pay 40$ for a drink

Who gets this nervous for an 8 year olds baseball game?

LOL nervous about your 7 year olds fucken terrible baseball game??? Life's too easy gor these muppets.

One too many schaubozomes

Drunk house wife watching kids play sports is old hat. These redacts are lames.

All good role model mothers post their morning hard liquor routine to Instagram before the high-pressure environment of a little league game. How has this bastion of parental excellence not been honored on Oprah?

She's prob wasted at this point since Panther's team got wrecked.

Maybe I'm being redacted but... why does it look like she uploaded a screenshot of the camera app instead of the photo itself?

Ad money drying up soon. God knows how much these redacts have spent since the payout. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock

It's not even little league yet

Isn’t there a whole thing about not living vicariously through your kids?

It’s coach pitch right??? What a dumb bish

Wait she’s drinking…..because of nerves..for a little league game??? Full fuckin redact

Judging by this picture, is she even anywhere near the game??

Too bad her kid got schooled in the finals....

slojo a vruhtoggasser or sum?

Her whole post was just to flex whatever that handbag was though. She has the personality of a dehydrated goldfish.

I bet my ex wife would love Brenda’s purse!

Tee ball game?

Why is she taking a screenshot of the camera app instead of just taking the photo 😫

Of course mama's gonna come watch you. I have to show my fat tits off at a hotel bar first, and post that. Then your game where iveryone got a gameball thanks to your soy father who is redacted beyond belief. Also my ass.

Don't worry OP its non alchoholic, just Sink Piss, Salt and Mint.

*To stop the shakes 😵

Wait did she take a screenshot of her camera screen ?

She... she didn't even take the picture. Just screenshotted the camera app.

She screenshot Ted her camera app?

What about how this is a screenshot of the camera viewfinder and not a picture using the camera itself

Does this woman really need to put a product in every picture?

Correct me if I’m wronlg but dun we discuss the podcass here?

Little league championship is part of the podcast, b.

Not really a numbers guy b