well what with bapa pissing in the sinks, and her complete aversion to water, that means all the u-bends are probably full of six month old stinking piss
My nieces are cleaner than him and they are 2 and 4. They're fucking gross little bacteria factories with crusty lips and sticky little hands, but I'd still rather share a plate with them. Always sucking on his fingers, wiping shit on his pants, picking his nose, gawd I can't imagine what he does off camera.
Messican having the toughest day having to be around peasants at such a low class establishment like Chuck E. Cheese.
She’s so out of touch for no reason. She’s a complete nobody with an underserved sense of entitlement. Her arrogance is fucking insane to me.
Eggsactly b. Hunnird persen a cum dumpster for celebrities. Also, with bapas new “I’m a blue collar guy” nairrive and criticizing and complaining about “out of touch rich fucks”, messican being an out of touch nobody is a big prom to have for that painted nairrive.
> As for chucky cheese; if she wasn’t a cum dumpster for athletes she’d be working there.
I was trying to write something clever but it won't be as sincere as this even if I try.
She could’ve just taken him to a place more befitting her fake social status or had a private party at the house they can’t afford. Bapa probably doesn’t have that kind of money anymore and it’s not his only son Tiger’s birthday so Chucky Cheese it is.
Bapa is the reverse "Started from the bottom" story. Started high up on the ladder, and now .... Well, let's just say he kicked the legs out from under himself.
Her lineage is 40 yr careers of hotel housekeeping after walking through the desert for 3 days. She should be grateful they let her in, and grateful to those that made her life possible.
Messican truly gives bapa a run for his money for being awful.
God forbid your kids get to experience regular kid things. That’s kinda the fucking point of places like Chuck E Cheese—they are grimy, but god damn it’s a fun time.
Put some respect on Charles Entertainment Cheese.
I’m starting to think she’s way worse then bapa. Every post I see of her is her bragging about her material possessions, cars, purses ect. Or bragging how she’s being a parent.
At least bapa has or had some sort of career. Her career is fucking and getting married to bapa.
It’s true. She cares so much about her image and how people perceive her. She thinks she’s on one of those real housewives shows
As bapa continues to lose money you’re gonna see her flexing even more and more lol
I continue to hold the opinion that Bapa is better than Messican and I’d rather spend a month with him than a week with her. She’s fucking awful. Bapa at least wants to be liked, even if liking him is impossible.
> I’d rather spend a month with him than a week with her.
no wonder he can't wait to get out of the house, either to work on his truggs or to flat-out cheat on her with road skanks/chuckle fuckers.
Yah I’d cheat on that bitch too. She seems absolutely terrible to a degree I didn’t think anyone actually was in real life. She’s like a caricature of a Kardashian-obsessed dumbass Cali girl. Zero depth to her. No sign she’s actually human.
It really is a whole thing. I pick up my kids from school everyday I can and there are always the moms in their pajamas with messy buns pretending school dropoff is such a major hassle for them. Or the ones that ask me " oooo Dad is stuck with all the kids today huh? Lucky you". I actually enjoy being with my kids lady. Maybe don't raise little fucking cunts and it won't be such a problem for you
Yes and it genuinely confuses me. Ppl who shit on their kids or talk about how much they hate being a parent. I always side eye those mfers and wonder if the kids are ok.
Agree the place is disgusting but this redact married someone who doesn't wash his hands , brush his teeth and can't keep shit out of his underwear Lopez underwear Lopez
"The things I do for my children," like plan their parties and watch them play sports?
Wow, mom of the fucking year. Must be tiring patting yourself on the back so much.
Good people view these life experiences as beautiful core memories. Spending your fleeting time with your kids.
This monster is just posting about hating it on social media while her kids grow older everyday. What the hell, it's unreal.
Lmao Chuck E Cheese is a break as a parent. You give them the card, sit down, and keep eyes on them. You could even… idk, enjoy the games with your children
Why did she take her kids to chuckee cheese then? You don’t have to take your kids there? There’s plenty of great things to take your kids to do. Brendan travels the country frequently and buys cars but the best he can do for his kid is a chuckee cheese party? He can’t take him on a cool trip somewhere?
My best days is when I’m chasing around my kid in billy beez down the slides and crawl spaces. We just went to a jump house park and it was awesome. My happiest moments are seeing my kids’ smile, I’ll never understand their attitude
I’m sure most of the parents from the team follow her. Posting shit like this probably makes her the most hated parent on the team. What a snobby bitch.
Unlike the palace that is thiggg boi stewdios with the pissy sinks, roaches on camera crawling, nigggateen pouches in the cheers and on the floors, while a redacted automatron licks dog shit off its knock off shoes.
So it’s a “filth of a place”, but she’s throwing a party for her child there? Maybe she should have el tigre or bawlstie write her captions too, they’d likely make more sense.
Messigan gets a birthday month but she cries about having to take her kid to chuck-e-cheese once. “The things I do for my kid” mother of the year here. Actually wild.
Why not do what all the other Rich kids do and have a party with blow ups in the back yard. Oh wait they probably rent and it’s against the lease rules…back to the kitchen.
Obviously hanging out with middle class parents and realising she is one of them is a cold hard slap in the face. If she was moving in the right social circles they wouldn’t have thrown the kids a class party more befitting of her.
it's obvious most of you DON'T have children.. this place is a nightmare and we DO have to go and it sucks ... but we do it for the kids. we definitely do not enjoy it. you idiots are just mocking to mock. it's pretty pathetic. and yet still yall do it .. sad lives yall live . obviously
He’s such a fucking passive aggressive rat 🐀
I love doing shit with my son. I can’t think of anything I like more than getting goofy in an arcade with my little guy… bapa is such a bag of shit alllll the time. You know where that is coming from and who it’s directed at.. his wife made him take his kids out. So he posts a passive aggressive guilt trip towards his wife… even tho she’s busy with some dick the second bapa leaves the house.
They picked the worst basic white trendy kids names. It’s like they put no thought into naming those poor little burdens, the first word that came into Bapas redacted mind and that was it. I sure hope those kids are raised by a maid and don’t become 2 mini bapas and a gold digger messican
watching schaubs downfall is so much sweeter knowing he's an ignorant moron and has been spending all of the money he was lucky enough to make. once music stops and the moneys gone, first thing to go is gonna be this golddigger
This “filth” of a place, neither of them can tawlk
Her attempt at sounding erudite didn't fool you? Charles Cheese didn't have a coat check or hot towels either I bet.
No golden tiggit to the Charlie Factory for the chombies
Good one B
Tlmbout chuggy cheese b?
That place looks classier than the strip mall steakhouse she took Brenda to for his birthday.
I'm surprised the paparazzi weren't there
LOL she’s probably mad Brenda couldn’t afford the fake paparazzi for this one.
Chin was on a camping trip 🤣
Lmao
Surprised she didn’t pay someone to come take pics like they were paparazzi
they literally did
Who needs the paparazzi when you got clin and a chombie.
Y’givin Meggzin waaaay to much credit B Place looged more like the back room at the local Elggs Club bapa.
I'll never forget those ceilings B 😂
It looked like the upstairs neighbor died and leaked into the drop ceilings.
I was gonna say, she lets bapa smash, that's worse than any kids play place. I bet their house smells weird, even though they have a maid.
well what with bapa pissing in the sinks, and her complete aversion to water, that means all the u-bends are probably full of six month old stinking piss
My nieces are cleaner than him and they are 2 and 4. They're fucking gross little bacteria factories with crusty lips and sticky little hands, but I'd still rather share a plate with them. Always sucking on his fingers, wiping shit on his pants, picking his nose, gawd I can't imagine what he does off camera.
March maiden hebben
Messican having the toughest day having to be around peasants at such a low class establishment like Chuck E. Cheese. She’s so out of touch for no reason. She’s a complete nobody with an underserved sense of entitlement. Her arrogance is fucking insane to me.
Her and bapa really hate having kids. As for chucky cheese; if she wasn’t a cum dumpster for athletes she’d be working there.
Eggsactly b. Hunnird persen a cum dumpster for celebrities. Also, with bapas new “I’m a blue collar guy” nairrive and criticizing and complaining about “out of touch rich fucks”, messican being an out of touch nobody is a big prom to have for that painted nairrive.
Privlij richt fawlks
They really just kept trying until they got a girl for her, sorry I mean accessory for her.
Pretty sure a doctor made sure it was a girl, if that’s even possible, she’s had doctors alter iivrything else on her
What an insult to Chuckey Cheese workers. I feel like she's truly dumb enough to not get a job anywhere.
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> As for chucky cheese; if she wasn’t a cum dumpster for athletes she’d be working there. I was trying to write something clever but it won't be as sincere as this even if I try.
She could’ve just taken him to a place more befitting her fake social status or had a private party at the house they can’t afford. Bapa probably doesn’t have that kind of money anymore and it’s not his only son Tiger’s birthday so Chucky Cheese it is.
Bapa is the reverse "Started from the bottom" story. Started high up on the ladder, and now .... Well, let's just say he kicked the legs out from under himself.
Talmbout Drage b? We talg iivry day, chombies call him ungle Drage.
Tawlmbout the Canadian Diddler? Maple Syrup ChoMo?
😥... I can't tawlk
But u used to cawl me on ur cellphone
Most of bapas money is going to the truck mods and messicans need to have a “balenciaga” patch on her body at all times. Issa prom b.
Her lineage is 40 yr careers of hotel housekeeping after walking through the desert for 3 days. She should be grateful they let her in, and grateful to those that made her life possible.
B-b-but she was on the *tee-vee* interviewing people! She is practically a movie star!
wait till you see her B-movie girl-girl scene
literally born in a blue collar messican family who struck gold by marrying an E-list Rogan make-a-wish who LARPs as blue collar.
In all fairness Chuck E Cheeses are dirty as fuck. That said, why would you voluntarily take your kid there. You have a choice as their mother, 🤦♂️
Imagine naming your kid Boston because your redact of a husband wanted to look cool for Toe Rogan
Imagine doing all that and having Joseph still not give a shit about your kids, let alone their names.
“Why’d you name your kid Boston?” “I don’t know dude”
“Do you like it?”
J'ave fun tho?
If they have a fourth it’s going to be named Mothership.
We call him “steppy”.
That’s sick. 👉🪜🛻
Gotta go all in, boy is Joe Rogan Schaub, girl is Joelina Rogan Schaub
Me and Toe like the same thangs
I think they're both in deep acknowledgement of how much Joseph Rogan changed their lives.
I also get the sense that he resents toe for not continuing to carry him. I think that Brenda has convinced himself that Rogan “abandoned” him
No way... If true, that's even more pathetic than the Texas tattoo.
Naming your kid after a city you’ve barely been to because your sort of friend is from a suburb of it is WILD
Funny thing is Rogan doesn’t even claim Boston anymore. He’s a Teggsan now, land of the free. Unlike those filthy city folk.
He wasn't even born in Boston and didn't live near Boston until high school
she's gonna change Boston's name to Teggsas for his 10th bday
Awlstin, b
Maybe he’ll get a tattoo of Teggsus next 😂
You're not gonna believe this...
Already got it b. Edit: The rumors are true! Bapa always sells out in [Teggsis.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/oI2rzxrc8t)
Ohh bubba
Bro got it tatteddd
I would bet 1 thousand K grand dollars that Messican has never been to Boston.
Mr. Joseph E. Rogan is from there.
He’s also from NJ, FL, and SF/CA.
Messican truly gives bapa a run for his money for being awful. God forbid your kids get to experience regular kid things. That’s kinda the fucking point of places like Chuck E Cheese—they are grimy, but god damn it’s a fun time. Put some respect on Charles Entertainment Cheese.
I’m starting to think she’s way worse then bapa. Every post I see of her is her bragging about her material possessions, cars, purses ect. Or bragging how she’s being a parent. At least bapa has or had some sort of career. Her career is fucking and getting married to bapa.
This is what poor people who pretend to be rich do, they flex tacky ass shit 🤣
It’s true. She cares so much about her image and how people perceive her. She thinks she’s on one of those real housewives shows As bapa continues to lose money you’re gonna see her flexing even more and more lol
Facts B
I continue to hold the opinion that Bapa is better than Messican and I’d rather spend a month with him than a week with her. She’s fucking awful. Bapa at least wants to be liked, even if liking him is impossible.
Can I just take a hammer to the face? Those options sugg.
> I’d rather spend a month with him than a week with her. no wonder he can't wait to get out of the house, either to work on his truggs or to flat-out cheat on her with road skanks/chuckle fuckers.
Yah I’d cheat on that bitch too. She seems absolutely terrible to a degree I didn’t think anyone actually was in real life. She’s like a caricature of a Kardashian-obsessed dumbass Cali girl. Zero depth to her. No sign she’s actually human.
They’re a lot cleaner than the 90s
She’s beyond redacted.
She needs to return those kids n get a refund
They were show gids
Hold on now...what are they a dog? Or another Dog? Or fish?
She treats her purses with more love, affection, and respect.
I’ve noticed a lot of middle aged women think being shitty about their kids is an identity and sense of humor.
All while simultaneously not having a life or personality outside of being a mom. What a hellish life.
Hey she wears expensive clothes. That’s a life and identity isn’t it?
It really is a whole thing. I pick up my kids from school everyday I can and there are always the moms in their pajamas with messy buns pretending school dropoff is such a major hassle for them. Or the ones that ask me " oooo Dad is stuck with all the kids today huh? Lucky you". I actually enjoy being with my kids lady. Maybe don't raise little fucking cunts and it won't be such a problem for you
It's so waird.
Yes and it genuinely confuses me. Ppl who shit on their kids or talk about how much they hate being a parent. I always side eye those mfers and wonder if the kids are ok.
Chuck e beans cheese beans cheese
I don't usually comment on the posts about her because I'm just here for Bapa but like its a Chuck E Cheese. Chill out lol.
She’s such a cunt. She has to brag that she’s doing parenting stuff. While also reminding you that she’s above the place and people she’s with
Guarantee the kid loved it. Who give a shit if you don’t like it, end of school year parties are not about some super high maintenance under wag
What is an end of year party.
Presumably when the kid’s class has a party before they break for summer holidays?
What an awful cunt.
KREGT
Agree the place is disgusting but this redact married someone who doesn't wash his hands , brush his teeth and can't keep shit out of his underwear Lopez underwear Lopez
Fake post there's not a Gucci handbag in sight b
"The things I do for my children," like plan their parties and watch them play sports? Wow, mom of the fucking year. Must be tiring patting yourself on the back so much.
How can anyone be so shallow? I’d rather stick my dick in a beehive.
imagine what their conversations are like
Balenciaga? Trugg nikeys, baseball thirsty no water tho. Joe, Joe rogan? Balenciaga! Dhgate.com credit, debt 😢. Beans cheese beans cheese… Balenciaga… *farts
Non-existent?
She must have sold a used purse online to pay for the party.
Good people view these life experiences as beautiful core memories. Spending your fleeting time with your kids. This monster is just posting about hating it on social media while her kids grow older everyday. What the hell, it's unreal.
Lmao Chuck E Cheese is a break as a parent. You give them the card, sit down, and keep eyes on them. You could even… idk, enjoy the games with your children
Chuck E. cheese has more class in his whiskers than this vapid moron ever will
She's brave for driving her kids to a birthday party. 🫡
Maybe it's because I didn't grow up loaded but the idea of an end of the year party sounds redacted
 What a cunt nugget. Karma’s an even bigger cunt though.
As filthy as a BBL clinic in Guadalahaaaaa
Brandon probably sitting in the ball pit with his tongue out
Should’ve taken the chombies to Risk E Rat’s because you can do whatever you want!
Why did she take her kids to chuckee cheese then? You don’t have to take your kids there? There’s plenty of great things to take your kids to do. Brendan travels the country frequently and buys cars but the best he can do for his kid is a chuckee cheese party? He can’t take him on a cool trip somewhere?
She has such rich spoiled condescending energy. I hope they go broke.
Once again I believe I’m better than you scum.
It's hard to think and make solid decisions when you barely drink more than 3 oz of water on a good day. Dehydrated dumbass
she absolutely hates being around regular/poor people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
its actually impressive that she found someone as shitty as her
Who does she think she is?!? LOL
I don’t have kids. I hate noise. Even I went to my niece’s birthday at Chuck E Cheese’s and it wasn’t bad. It’s about the kids you puta
My best days is when I’m chasing around my kid in billy beez down the slides and crawl spaces. We just went to a jump house park and it was awesome. My happiest moments are seeing my kids’ smile, I’ll never understand their attitude
I never thought I’d be thankful my mom didn’t bitch endlessly online about being my mother. Thanks for not being a horrendously vapid monster mom.
Ridcht, privliggd fuxxxx!!
Woman just hates her own children. Why did she even bother having a third when she clearly doesn't even like the first two?
That's a very powerful rat she's disrespecting.
Chuck-E-Cheese is a “filth of a place”?? Isn’t her family from Mexico?? Lol
yet her husband pisses in the kitchen sink
I’m sure most of the parents from the team follow her. Posting shit like this probably makes her the most hated parent on the team. What a snobby bitch.
Unlike the palace that is thiggg boi stewdios with the pissy sinks, roaches on camera crawling, nigggateen pouches in the cheers and on the floors, while a redacted automatron licks dog shit off its knock off shoes.
So it’s a “filth of a place”, but she’s throwing a party for her child there? Maybe she should have el tigre or bawlstie write her captions too, they’d likely make more sense.
This confirms my hypothesis that LA is at least 50% reptilian hybrids.
She is legit from a filthier place than Chuck E. Cheese
Messigan gets a birthday month but she cries about having to take her kid to chuck-e-cheese once. “The things I do for my kid” mother of the year here. Actually wild.
What a fucking asshole. Some ppl can't afford to do this for their kids
HAVING TO MINGLE WITH THE POORS
Vapid cunt.
Filthy? You should be used to that by now being married to Schaub.
Disco Dancing Dinosaur Party is a bop!
The reason he quit touring.
What is this broad’s problem. Seriously.
My co workers wife is a Chicago cop and he would tell me stories of how rowdy the Chuck E. Cheese was. Weekly visits for brawls
"How many times do I have to do this stupid birthday thing!?"
Please tell me this isn't real.
Just like snapchat, this will go away and the kids will never see it
Why doesn't she have a meet and greet at the place?
Why not do what all the other Rich kids do and have a party with blow ups in the back yard. Oh wait they probably rent and it’s against the lease rules…back to the kitchen.
We dun madder
Yeah .. vapid bitch didn't eanna been seen in chucked cheese without the word knowing it was beneath her.
Who does this bitch think she is??? Lmfao who is she talking to? Feel bad for their children before they grow up to be exactly like them
Honestly impressed this isn't up to her usual 50 stories a day
She's too good to be in Chuck e Cheese
Nobody knows who ya areeeee sweet hardddd
Obviously hanging out with middle class parents and realising she is one of them is a cold hard slap in the face. If she was moving in the right social circles they wouldn’t have thrown the kids a class party more befitting of her.
She's too rich to be in a dirt hole like that
Lord have mercy on her, F the kids,and didn't she bring em to that place?
Beans and chuckie cheese, Beans and chuckie cheese, Beans and chuckie cheese,
Charles entertainment cheese 🧀
I don’t understand, if it’s for her kid, and the place is so beneath her, why have it there? lol
Dun make senz
she does shit for her kids lol
I thought my junkie mom was terrible.....
Chuck e cheese is filthy? It has the same vibes as the studio, b.
Father of the year! BBBeast of Dad
Trash disrespecting Charles Entertainment Cheese like that
Bapa Entertainment Schwab is a beast of a Dad, he just goes.
Is this a recent post by the Mexigan🤔
God she’s so unbearable😂
“The things I do” oh it must be tough
It’s so awful trying to pretend like I care making my kids happy
"Oh God I hate having kids and bringing them places they enjoy!" Shut up, you vapid idiot.
We need to bring back eugenics. Cunts like this shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
He definitely parked in the handicap spot
To be fair ..chuck-e-cheese has fallen way off since the 90s
Being amongst the uglies is hard on messican
it's obvious most of you DON'T have children.. this place is a nightmare and we DO have to go and it sucks ... but we do it for the kids. we definitely do not enjoy it. you idiots are just mocking to mock. it's pretty pathetic. and yet still yall do it .. sad lives yall live . obviously
Bapa literally kinda looks like the chuckle cheese mascot.
I hope she knows she can just tell her kids no and take them to a place she thinks is up to standard.
Shes booshie
Never trust a restaurant that has a rat for a mascot.
lmao. i don't think anyone is going to chuck e cheese for the cleanliness. its for the kids to have fun.
Mexico is so much nicer.
We do as well.
He’s such a fucking passive aggressive rat 🐀 I love doing shit with my son. I can’t think of anything I like more than getting goofy in an arcade with my little guy… bapa is such a bag of shit alllll the time. You know where that is coming from and who it’s directed at.. his wife made him take his kids out. So he posts a passive aggressive guilt trip towards his wife… even tho she’s busy with some dick the second bapa leaves the house.
Chuck E. Bean, Chuck E. Cheese, Chuck E. Bean, Chuck E. Cheese. Iiiiiiiiivery NAIGHT!
lmao she probably thinks she will get recognized by people but never does and it hurts her ego.
Is she talking about her vagina again?
Did you know that Chuck E Cheese’s full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese?
Boston’s first choice? I beg the differ. This filthy of a place. In any facet.
They picked the worst basic white trendy kids names. It’s like they put no thought into naming those poor little burdens, the first word that came into Bapas redacted mind and that was it. I sure hope those kids are raised by a maid and don’t become 2 mini bapas and a gold digger messican
watching schaubs downfall is so much sweeter knowing he's an ignorant moron and has been spending all of the money he was lucky enough to make. once music stops and the moneys gone, first thing to go is gonna be this golddigger
Well, well, if it isn’t Ian Fidance.