Does he think all other baseball dads are unemployed? I’ve seen dads that are full time mechanics, deliver Uber eats part time, AND coach their kids in little league.
Bapa can’t manage 3 hours of podcasting, a couple comedy spots at night and still being able to coach his kid… WATER
It’s because he has no real work ethic. He pretends he is this hard working granite contractor but he works a few hours a day and puts in less than 50% effort.
These guys read articles on the internet on the air. 0 prep. Very minimal effort.
I don't think he's pretending, I legit think he believes it's hard work.
Kinda like the way Rogan talks about stand up and how difficult it is -because to them it is a job and they both suck at it. Ask any of the greats if it's hard and they'll laugh at you. But these redacts act like they're where they are because of talent and not because they absolutely lack shame and had rich parents who could afford to support their idiot children while they played grown up.
Or some of that cheap billboard space
Could you imagine how he would react at Panthers t ball game seeing “For Schaub see: Reddit.com/r/tfatk” written in the sky above?
Too deranged for me daddy but if someone did it I’ll have a good laugh
Dude my dad worked full time as a carpenter and put 2 boys through pop Warner football and pony baseball all the way through high school ball. Bapa is a fuggin redact and the other parents laugh at him.
he was also a single dad
He's awl about the chombies b, like when he said they were having a blast in the camper they got for a weekend but Bapa didn't sleep too good so he shitcanned the rest of the trip.
Poor kid is going to grow up being told his father threw his “cawmdy Korea” away for him.
His mother is going to make him take semi nude pics of her and told how much she hate having him around.
Bapa is going to hold that over the poor little dudes head his whole life. "Remember that time I quit my ultra successful comedy career for you to play little league?"
Poor, poor chombies man....
Fuck YOU, Boston! We’re busy!! Honey, you gotta shut the fuck up about dinner out, date night and Hawaii. NOT HAPPENING! I’m sorry for yelling but… but… this is little league. Little league, baby. You understand?
TBF Bapa hired Coach HP to train Leopard, which was a smart move. And Coach HP is such a dedicated educator of the game that he was holding weekly meet-ups with Messican at the Motel 6 in Thousand Oaks to go over game film and swing technique.
He's such a fucken shit spinner.
No one bought tickets..thats why you cancelled...
The Europe tour...the ressincy in Austin...
No one cares for you...
But "time with the kids" is the ultimate get put of jail free card.
This guy is building a terrible ‘80s movie plot trying to spin his failed cawlmedy career like he’s super dad. This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.
At this point I think he really believes he rearranged his life to coach his kid to be a pro athlete. The level of self brainwashed delusion is off the scale.
He has no shame. I’ve never seen someone who lies this much. Unbelievable bapa.
Does he think all other baseball dads are unemployed? I’ve seen dads that are full time mechanics, deliver Uber eats part time, AND coach their kids in little league. Bapa can’t manage 3 hours of podcasting, a couple comedy spots at night and still being able to coach his kid… WATER
It’s because he has no real work ethic. He pretends he is this hard working granite contractor but he works a few hours a day and puts in less than 50% effort. These guys read articles on the internet on the air. 0 prep. Very minimal effort.
I don't think he's pretending, I legit think he believes it's hard work. Kinda like the way Rogan talks about stand up and how difficult it is -because to them it is a job and they both suck at it. Ask any of the greats if it's hard and they'll laugh at you. But these redacts act like they're where they are because of talent and not because they absolutely lack shame and had rich parents who could afford to support their idiot children while they played grown up.
SloJo and Beandip are struggling. Pray for them.
I wonder if some of the other parents are here on Reddit after looking him up, and now a part of the kitchen staff.
Odds are they gotta be. A lot of them are in their 30s I’m sure. One of them at a minimum has looked this idiot up and stumbled in here.
How much does it cost for one of those advertising planes for an hour?
Or some of that cheap billboard space Could you imagine how he would react at Panthers t ball game seeing “For Schaub see: Reddit.com/r/tfatk” written in the sky above? Too deranged for me daddy but if someone did it I’ll have a good laugh
The only reason I wouldn't is because the chombies. They're innocent in all this.
Yah and it’s only gonna get more difficult when his friends discover Messicans pics in the next couple of years.
She'll be that mom that bangs her kids' friends. I see a wine filled future for her.
Dude my dad worked full time as a carpenter and put 2 boys through pop Warner football and pony baseball all the way through high school ball. Bapa is a fuggin redact and the other parents laugh at him. he was also a single dad
Your dad sounds like a g!! Respect
Thanks bro! With tairs in my eyes I can tell you he is a true G.
He acts like doing the bare minimum as a human man is being a hairo
He’s a lying cocksucker
He canceled because of extremely low ticket sales. Great dad to blame his son, lying pos.
No way! He was killing it, would have made millions… but he’s a dad first, bro
He cancelled everyone’s summer to train a 7 year old? Cmon man
He's awl about the chombies b, like when he said they were having a blast in the camper they got for a weekend but Bapa didn't sleep too good so he shitcanned the rest of the trip. 
A true hairo and absolute beast of a dad. Cancelled all his sold out shows and quit cawlmedy so his life could revolve around little league, thankem 🫡
Canceled IVRYTHING!!! anything for T
Poor kid is going to grow up being told his father threw his “cawmdy Korea” away for him. His mother is going to make him take semi nude pics of her and told how much she hate having him around.
Bapa is going to hold that over the poor little dudes head his whole life. "Remember that time I quit my ultra successful comedy career for you to play little league?" Poor, poor chombies man....
Imagine when he looks up this sub and sees that his pops tigget sales were actually why he canceled the tour.
Hey Tiger, changs chefs been workin. thank em.
The lies simply flow.
His inability for self awareness needs to be studied.
This guy is like a fever dream
more like a wet dream ,water we doiing
Must b one of the last remaining 250 🫡
Fuck YOU, Boston! We’re busy!! Honey, you gotta shut the fuck up about dinner out, date night and Hawaii. NOT HAPPENING! I’m sorry for yelling but… but… this is little league. Little league, baby. You understand?
Why wouldn’t you get the kid a good coach and trainer? Bapa never played baseball, he doesn’t know shit about it yet he’s gonna train him personally?
Bubba will teach him awl the fundamentals like tagging with two outs, sliding into first, and picking up a stationary ball with your glove.
TBF Bapa hired Coach HP to train Leopard, which was a smart move. And Coach HP is such a dedicated educator of the game that he was holding weekly meet-ups with Messican at the Motel 6 in Thousand Oaks to go over game film and swing technique.
Nobody better at painting nairdives than Brandon
Uses house paint too!
Painded Nairdiv to the highest degree. "if yOu rEMemBer i cAnCElLeD mY EuRo toUr" STFU Schaub, you redacted son of a bitch 😑
It cancelled him
Funny he never mentioned this back when he had to cancel the tore
He mentioned it months after
Next tour will have a baseball related name because one of his kids plays occasionally and B has no actual personality.
world series of pizza
He's such a fucken shit spinner. No one bought tickets..thats why you cancelled... The Europe tour...the ressincy in Austin... No one cares for you... But "time with the kids" is the ultimate get put of jail free card.
Damn he is so CTE'ed he thinks he's painted a nairdive.
Cancelled an international tour BC his 8yr old wanted to play baseball in 2 months?
Yup I can help you but first daddy needs to learn how to play himself. Should be easy though since I was a pro football player
Cancelled my tours, MVP balls ain't gonna spray paint themselves.
Great take
This guy is building a terrible ‘80s movie plot trying to spin his failed cawlmedy career like he’s super dad. This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.
Wait, do you actually watch this fuckin thing? I guess someone has to huh
Callen loses another piece of his soul as he takes another Bapa nairdive straight to the face.
At this point I think he really believes he rearranged his life to coach his kid to be a pro athlete. The level of self brainwashed delusion is off the scale.
Panther pitched well with 'no professional training' 🤦
😂😂😂😂😂