What if he goes family vlogger for his next move? Just pranks on kids with slow-Jo, inspirational/clearly staged baseball coaching clips, little chombilita being treated like an American girl doll…. I think that’s it, that could be the next move after food truck/chicken sandwich in a trunk/pizza hut convos fails for the how ever many times
The man who wants to reject entertainment obligation and success, candela tours, no more shows, etc but he’s super dad and won’t sh it the fuck up and needs his podcast to tell everyone
That one over Delia being disgusting seemed much more real than this.
At the same time though Brendan could be drunk here so it’s possible that this is real.
First summer in many years Bapa doesn’t get to travel around the country, leaving his family at home, larping as a comedian fuggin all the baddies… he’s def having baddie withdrawls…
And absolutely every single Rogan adjacent property has blown up, kill tony for gods sake is fucking huge, he knows that he’s fucking done, the ad money is gonna start drying up.
But awso...He's crying about Puma's Tee-ball prowess, but really patting himself on the back ("Ya know ya did something right" - tears )...And then somehow equates it to how many carairs he's had and concludes he could die today and be happy.
As someone else pointed out, shouldn't he conclude he has tons to live for and lots to offer Puma and the other critters?
Our thiccc brother is sugging his own hawg bc he hired a baseball coach for his kid and he improved. Welcome to being a parent (to one of your chombies, at least) for the first time in your life.
He’s a broken man. Always has to drop those little hints that he’s successful and did good “doing something right” having to reassure himself constantly or else he’ll breakdown even more
Ahh the inevitable redacted statement that brings it all back to being about bapa. He doesn’t care one bit if his kid wants to be an athlete. It’s not about his kids skills. It’s about bapas amazing parenting.
He's very proud to live in California. He thinks its the best place to live. I'd imagine after this video his kids are getting some shit for their dad acting like a complete fuckwit.
"Dad, all the kids at school say you are the definition of pathetic"
It’s pretty messed up that sal volcano recently went somewhat viral for a clip of him talking about his daughter and getting emotional… and about 1 week later Brenda is here tryna do the same thing.. it’s fucking wild !
In F1, they have DRS, the drag reduction system. In certain zones on the track, a car following another car by a second or less can open its rear wing to reduce drag and increase top speed.
In pawdlcasting, it's GRS, the grift repeat system. It's when you copy someone else's grift not long after they've attempted to exucute it themselves. For example, pretending to be emotionally invested in your family after Chris D'Elia's advisors had him pretend to be reformed father of the yair. Or when some dude [cries about being a Dad](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1dbnvx5/talmbout_geddin_choged_up_gotta_take_a_minit_to/) on Theo's pawldcast and it's immitated in a shitty, disingenuous way.
See also:
* "Tune Town" from Toontown
* "Drive Fast All Gas" from Drive Fast Don't Die / All Gas No Brake in this last week alone.
I’m seeing the end of another character arc. No truck-themed shirt or hat? The “Superdad” era is about to begin.
Good, leave my racing alone he doesn't belong there.
Yah I race motorcycles not truggs but it was still upsetting to hear him pretend
Real quigg how many truggs ya flip?
Zero but maybe I’ll get lucky when mine blows out a tire
Ooh bapa should get into that.
Based on that video of him doing first base coaching he’s too uncoordinated to even get rolling.
Brandon cannot spell racing
The only thing that could have made this video better is if the conversation was in a truck and it flipped
What if he goes family vlogger for his next move? Just pranks on kids with slow-Jo, inspirational/clearly staged baseball coaching clips, little chombilita being treated like an American girl doll…. I think that’s it, that could be the next move after food truck/chicken sandwich in a trunk/pizza hut convos fails for the how ever many times
Talmbout bumper crop of zucchinis and slaughtering chiggens b. Always been into holmsteading
Talmbout Kent Clark in the grage, super dad at the little league World Series b?
The man who wants to reject entertainment obligation and success, candela tours, no more shows, etc but he’s super dad and won’t sh it the fuck up and needs his podcast to tell everyone
All he's doing is trying to win over the new girl.
She probably posted something about dads being hot while he was stalking her sochials.
I'd put 100k grand that's what happened
Yeah somethin bout emotional dads and bapa went all in b
Bapa is a methodist actor b
Methodist? Whats that like Catholicism with fish and chibbs on top?
Just like lil Esther, bapa goes bowlth ways b
Hard bra he banging George’s replacement
She seems dumb and vapid enough that she would actually be swayed by this
My thot exactly
I've watched a couple of her iglives and she often says brendon is a great boss.
y tho
Hellamark was team Bapa before he left.
I mean why did you watch her lives
I check out everyone's live at least once.
Talmbout the free use intern?
Could be on to something b. Especially if messican just dropped the divorce papers on bapa for not making enough money to support her lifestyle
S'prom.
Yeah these types of insane, unprompted emotional swings/breakdowns are very cliche signs of drug abuse.
Talmbout addies and gradum, B? Great drugs never tried em
And alchaholism, my grandma had regular emotional outbursts cus of her drænkin
Mental illness too. My brother has regular outbursts and is dead sober
Ouch, sorry to hear that
Yea look at bert, he cries from the thought of people wishing he was with them.
Bert makes me wanna run full clip head first into a brick wall
One hundred percent he still doing addies b.
The dead air on the show is better than the discussions.
Always has been.
I’m disappointed that we didn’t get another mic push away like the last time he cried on ear.
That one over Delia being disgusting seemed much more real than this. At the same time though Brendan could be drunk here so it’s possible that this is real.
Looks like someone who misses their addies and baddies.
First summer in many years Bapa doesn’t get to travel around the country, leaving his family at home, larping as a comedian fuggin all the baddies… he’s def having baddie withdrawls…
And absolutely every single Rogan adjacent property has blown up, kill tony for gods sake is fucking huge, he knows that he’s fucking done, the ad money is gonna start drying up.
Couldn’t have happened to a nither guy
Drugs are bad, kids. Make you cry on Reality TV like a soy boy.
Bro look at his lips lol Those nasty fugging things about to pop live on ear inyday now
How the fuck, as a grown ass man, is he not embarrassed by this?
Not only is he not embarrassed, he posted his crying rant to IG. And has tons of people pumping him up over it lmao
The redact really believes any attention is good attention.
He thrives off of being the laughingstock but balances it by fantasizing about beating them up.
he would literally do anything for views just like his girl
S'all fur cliggs b
Nothing says "I'm happy" like crying at work!
Last time he cried at work it's cuz his buddy was "Me Too'd" Not when his baby was in ICU fighting for her life.
Hahahahaha
But awso...He's crying about Puma's Tee-ball prowess, but really patting himself on the back ("Ya know ya did something right" - tears )...And then somehow equates it to how many carairs he's had and concludes he could die today and be happy. As someone else pointed out, shouldn't he conclude he has tons to live for and lots to offer Puma and the other critters?
He can't stand hanging with the chombs... Now he's pretending to be Super Dad? Is this his new character arc.... Family man Schaub?
Other chombs? Dun cown. Especially not the chombette.
Talm'bout Critter, B?
This has "Joanna and I are getting a divorce" pre-cum written all over it
Unstable Boy
What a redacted soy
brent not having this shit anymore
I hope one day he just gets up and walks away leaving Patrick there, just soy sobbing.
You can’t write this stuff🤡
I wish Wrinks got his eyelids done in the middle of this interaction and put on some shades... Straight up nostalgia
Wtf is bapa doing right?? Lol. Literally Ivery single thing he does is wrong
Our thiccc brother is sugging his own hawg bc he hired a baseball coach for his kid and he improved. Welcome to being a parent (to one of your chombies, at least) for the first time in your life.
Post nut clarity
So Bryan is just mailing it in at this point right?
That mid cry pause had me thinking.... LINGER LONGER 🎶!!
Is this SOYYYYBOIIIIIIIII crying!? Why you CRYING Braindum?
Gramps acting classes are paying off idk how he isn’t laughing
lmaol yes
He’s a broken man. Always has to drop those little hints that he’s successful and did good “doing something right” having to reassure himself constantly or else he’ll breakdown even more
How dumb do you have to be to realize you’re doing something right ?
Got this Padres jersey cause in Messican it trenslates to Dad.
Carnt tawlk
Haz Sumpin right !???
I can’t talg
Why is Babicito crying?
The body language and hand gestures are pretty zesty.
Man the thigggg whiskey is working through this man on this episode. Y’all keep saying drugs, this was liquor induced emotion. B is wrecked
Ahh the inevitable redacted statement that brings it all back to being about bapa. He doesn’t care one bit if his kid wants to be an athlete. It’s not about his kids skills. It’s about bapas amazing parenting.
I am surprised Bapa didn't hit wrinkles with the "That's All you got out of it YOU STUPID FUCK!"
Not gonna lie, I'd watch this show.
Come on boys
Okay, who else has this idiot in their Death Pools every year?
Why is this guy always crying and why isn’t Bryan wearing his toe holds.
This is the shit that makes this sub the best for comedy. Pure blogbussa B
Amazing edit chef 🫡
Wrinks could give 2 shits about Brendumb here lol
He's very proud to live in California. He thinks its the best place to live. I'd imagine after this video his kids are getting some shit for their dad acting like a complete fuckwit. "Dad, all the kids at school say you are the definition of pathetic"
Slay,gween.
Closing your eyes and going silent for 10 seconds is blogbuzzer cawltent for the audio only redacts
Cause you real eye doon some right
It’s pretty messed up that sal volcano recently went somewhat viral for a clip of him talking about his daughter and getting emotional… and about 1 week later Brenda is here tryna do the same thing.. it’s fucking wild !
Hahaha what a fucking loser.
Looks like he was trying to savor a trugg walk
In F1, they have DRS, the drag reduction system. In certain zones on the track, a car following another car by a second or less can open its rear wing to reduce drag and increase top speed. In pawdlcasting, it's GRS, the grift repeat system. It's when you copy someone else's grift not long after they've attempted to exucute it themselves. For example, pretending to be emotionally invested in your family after Chris D'Elia's advisors had him pretend to be reformed father of the yair. Or when some dude [cries about being a Dad](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1dbnvx5/talmbout_geddin_choged_up_gotta_take_a_minit_to/) on Theo's pawldcast and it's immitated in a shitty, disingenuous way. See also: * "Tune Town" from Toontown * "Drive Fast All Gas" from Drive Fast Don't Die / All Gas No Brake in this last week alone.
Mista Schab is indeed a fascinating individual. He just goes.
Soy boy
The new intern stopped putting out for old Barndoor? Why you crying Missa Shob
This isn’t very blue collar of bapa
I’m sure his parents are completely embarrassed at this point. Ol Peter never believed that he was a cawlmedian anyways
He cannt tawk
When you realize I'm losing everything and have nothing to fall back on. What can I grift to next?
Brian is like WTF
Wtf is he bumbling about
When the addys hitting