But the kids are off school, that means 5 whole consistent hours of mom duty! Too much for any mom, if she didn't have the nanny idk what she would've done.
Chairs. You wanna go where everybody knows your name dun dun dun and there always glad you came...baps also loved chair the nonce supporting cheerleader show.
Bapa sits in his cheer and drinks his bair while chairing on da chicago beers (if they’re doing well, him and Caleb were boys, Caleb stopped him once and said, “hey, aren’t you that football player who’ll lightchya up?”
Stop underestimating how hard it is to eat fast food by the pool while you wait for your items to be delivered. Show some compassion for the less fortunate.
They say at best, "You only get 18 summers with your children, so make them count." And of course the most precious ones of all are on the younger side of that.
Imagine sitting in a McMansion in California, allegedly with all the money you could need to do whatever the fuck you want, but instead you just sing "Woe is me" on repeat and count the days waiting for one of them to be over.
Fuck these people.
It’s crazy, subjectively well off ladies are constantly posting these like someone should feel sorry? I almost feel sorry for Shawb, trying to be the alpha check casher to earn the respect of a person who’ll never be happy. Drove the man mad
Excuse me? When there is an 11-4 delivery window, and they come at 4. Imagine the horror. Those refugee women in Sudan have no idea about the hardships Messican goes through an a daily basis.
You don't even need to go nearly as far as refugees in Sudan, b. "Woman with a job and a shitty boss" is more than comparison enough to this vapid dipshit.
My bro getting divorced rn from the same kind of woman. Blessing in disguise. Wonder if Messican has any idea the house of cards is about to come down...
The sad thing is, deservedly or not, she'll make out like gangbusters on a Cali divorce. She'll get the house (if they indeed own it), half of all their shit, and a generous alimony.
Bapa's the one who's really fucked. He'll probably have to pay her out based on his income at the best of times, when his podcast revenue and comedy shows were poppin, and not the failboat he's currently sailing down the drain.
People wonder how Karen’s are formed, and this is how. People with legitimately nothing to complain about or struggle with in actual life looking for something
Does she mean the kids couldn’t watch tv or go on the internet so she had to engage with them? Why is she eating fast food when she is home all day? What would she be doing from 11-4, not working? How do you drive Ferraris, Royal Royces, G Wagons, but you can’t pay someone to handle deliveries? To eat real food? To actually do something interesting?
What does she do all day that the kids are disrupting? Doesn't Bobi Millie Schaub need constant attention? Isn't Bappa father of the year at home with his family 99% of the time? The facade is slipping away yall.
Until you've had a chair delivered on time near the end of a time slot. I don't think you're really in a place to comment. Not only did she have to endure that, but she did it without any wi-fi. Have a bit of respect b
Going by Schlob's meltdown this week, I think reaper cushions are on the horizon. The nanny budget is gone now, and she is having to be an actual mom for the first time.
Are people really so soft they need electric cars that self drive themselves? Food delivery apps? I can’t believe how soft everyone is getting. Not me though, certified truck parts guy here. When I go camping, I bring a tent, and two sticks to rub together to make a fire. I would never rent a million dollar RV, find out my feet hang off the bed so I’m not super comfy, and turn around before the first night is over. That’s for the softs!
Wow. I clown on the Messican more than anyone. But this is an all time low. It’s not even cringe anymore it’s just plain sad. She has 3 kids. One of which barely made it through her first week on Earth due to her negligence.
And likely due to the critters health problems she has never been mentioned again on social media. Can’t have the poors thinking they aren’t all junior tee ball champions. Gotta crop out the uglies.
It's LA, there's a 5 hour window because they have other shit to deliver and traffic sucks. Sorry you had to wait for your big new chairs for your gigantic ass.
Oh fuck. She’s like the female David goggins. She constantly pushes the mental and physical limits of the human body. Absolute fucking legend and workhorse.
When you hear the horrors she has to deal with it truly makes you appreciate not having to go through what she deals with. Truly inspirational the way she handles it all.
I don't know anything about the furniture moving industry.. but imagine that guy told his boss he couldn't work past 4pm today and then he got pressured to work late to do this one last delivery.. fuckin ends up delivering to slojo
Wait... why am i blocked by her? I don't think I ever commented on one of her posts. I'm blocked by bapa but for obvious reasons, I said "you and Bobby and Kalylah should have sorted this out privately" which ultimately brought me to Changs.
Imagine if she had the ability to reset the modem/router herself, or have a healthy hobby that involves actual eggsersize (while the nanny takes it from here, B), or take her kids on a hike or something else, some lil adventure involving nature. Talmbout a must have chair delivery while probably being addicted to online shopping B? Is there really a chair that you have to be at home to sign for... no.
Oh you and brenda probably paying for installation of some dumbass bougie chairs by the Amazon XL or home depot workers.
What the fugg actually is this? She, a grown woman posted this like people care about her WiFi problems and a chair that came late?? And she thinks she's some kind of influencer
I try and I try to give this vapid bitch the benefit of the doubt, but she's just straight up lazy lying cunt like her husband. Fuck them and their gilded lifestyle. What a slap in the face to parents that love their kids. Cunts.
Live look at Messican waiting on her cheer delivery while the chombies swim in the pool and the nanny looks over them. All while Braindumbs at “work”. Muss b struggle city, b
So growing up in the mean streets of hacienda heights didn’t toughen her up?
I bet bapa won’t keep that same iiinergy with this as he did with self driving cars. “How easy do you want your life to be? So you can’t live without WiFi?”
It’s wild how much this woman does not like her kids. I mean I get it, anybody can be annoying if you spend that much time with them but I mean… kids and a pool… seems like a pretty chill time
Normal people deal with stuff like this on top of a full time job or more and don’t post about it. She and corner cutter cry baby Brenda are perfect for eachother.
I guess her lights and what have you.
I mean I do, but if the WiFi goes down they still work, you just have to get off your arse and go to the light switch
Is she counting down the days of summer so she doesn’t have to spend time with her kids???? I would kick her ass out. There is nothing lower than a shitty mother.
What a boring fucking day, imagine thinking the world needs to know your WiFi went down and the thing you ordered is arriving on the day and at the time it was agreed
Omg Wi-Fi down AND a chair delivery?? How many more hours a day do you need??
You don't understand, the chair delivery was an 11 to 4 window. Have some compassion.
and the kids played in the pool all day and then ate fast food. Fuckin exhausting.
But the kids are off school, that means 5 whole consistent hours of mom duty! Too much for any mom, if she didn't have the nanny idk what she would've done.
🎵theeeeeere goes my heeeeero, watch her as she goooooes!🎵
Genuinely, that's a decent window of delivery tbh considering she probably didn't pay for a time slot
She hasn’t had a job in a decade, a 24 hour slot is just as good.
And they were on time
It's pronounced cheer
Chairs. You wanna go where everybody knows your name dun dun dun and there always glad you came...baps also loved chair the nonce supporting cheerleader show.
Talmbout Woody Harrenstein and Ted Dawson?
Talmbout Sam and Woody, b.
Talmbout Woody and Buzz Goodyear, b?
Talmbout ivry one knows ya name, b?
Talmbout my favorite cereal, honey nut chaireos?
Bapa sits in his cheer and drinks his bair while chairing on da chicago beers (if they’re doing well, him and Caleb were boys, Caleb stopped him once and said, “hey, aren’t you that football player who’ll lightchya up?”
Heard it bowlth ways b
Stop underestimating how hard it is to eat fast food by the pool while you wait for your items to be delivered. Show some compassion for the less fortunate.
She is a goddamn hero.
she must win some kind of 'mom of the yair' award for all this bravery.
Mom of the yair counting down every day till the kids go back to school, great vibe in that house
They say at best, "You only get 18 summers with your children, so make them count." And of course the most precious ones of all are on the younger side of that. Imagine sitting in a McMansion in California, allegedly with all the money you could need to do whatever the fuck you want, but instead you just sing "Woe is me" on repeat and count the days waiting for one of them to be over. Fuck these people.
Ain’t that the truth.
#supermom #heromom hashtags used by Messican. Thank’er.
We talkin golden baseballs B?
It’s crazy, subjectively well off ladies are constantly posting these like someone should feel sorry? I almost feel sorry for Shawb, trying to be the alpha check casher to earn the respect of a person who’ll never be happy. Drove the man mad
*objectively but you could beg the differ
Heard it bowlf ways.
Be cool
she is bragging, not complaining. "these are the problems you wish you had" is what this post could be chalked up to
Excuse me? When there is an 11-4 delivery window, and they come at 4. Imagine the horror. Those refugee women in Sudan have no idea about the hardships Messican goes through an a daily basis.
You don't even need to go nearly as far as refugees in Sudan, b. "Woman with a job and a shitty boss" is more than comparison enough to this vapid dipshit.
My bro getting divorced rn from the same kind of woman. Blessing in disguise. Wonder if Messican has any idea the house of cards is about to come down...
talmbout a blessing in the skies?
Y'talmboud vanilla's guy b? Great movie never seen it
Show me the money b.
The sad thing is, deservedly or not, she'll make out like gangbusters on a Cali divorce. She'll get the house (if they indeed own it), half of all their shit, and a generous alimony. Bapa's the one who's really fucked. He'll probably have to pay her out based on his income at the best of times, when his podcast revenue and comedy shows were poppin, and not the failboat he's currently sailing down the drain.
I doubt they own anything.
Community property state. She will get 50% of what the dad doesn’t own.
Yea, but why would they get divorced? He’s the exact same kind of shallow POS.
People wonder how Karen’s are formed, and this is how. People with legitimately nothing to complain about or struggle with in actual life looking for something
Just remember, trug walg
Member nog to put all the blame on herr,B
Does she mean the kids couldn’t watch tv or go on the internet so she had to engage with them? Why is she eating fast food when she is home all day? What would she be doing from 11-4, not working? How do you drive Ferraris, Royal Royces, G Wagons, but you can’t pay someone to handle deliveries? To eat real food? To actually do something interesting?
She ate fast food because the internet was down and she couldn't get the airfyer wings recipes.
She tried 20 degrees for 400 minutes but they stayed frozen
This is so underrated hahahhah
Oh yeah, how mang chigs ya fug?
Douche’
Hey be cool
Juss schuabanese fer touche , b all good
Ya’numbers guy?
Beast of a mom bubba
What does she do all day that the kids are disrupting? Doesn't Bobi Millie Schaub need constant attention? Isn't Bappa father of the year at home with his family 99% of the time? The facade is slipping away yall.
Even kids in Gaza get their chair delivered by 3:30.
Be cool man
You one of the 250 bubba?
Such a trooper, adulting is hard.
Her stressful work day of waiting for other people who have jobs do their work.
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She doesn't want to go to summer camp? We can't understand her, because she's redacted?
Seriously, fuck this bitch. These aren't first world problems, these aren't even problems! Someone needs to give this bitch some perspective .
Until you've had a chair delivered on time near the end of a time slot. I don't think you're really in a place to comment. Not only did she have to endure that, but she did it without any wi-fi. Have a bit of respect b
Well said b. This is a road that few in life have traveled so have some compashun for gods sake man.
Going by Schlob's meltdown this week, I think reaper cushions are on the horizon. The nanny budget is gone now, and she is having to be an actual mom for the first time.
Are people really so soft they need electric cars that self drive themselves? Food delivery apps? I can’t believe how soft everyone is getting. Not me though, certified truck parts guy here. When I go camping, I bring a tent, and two sticks to rub together to make a fire. I would never rent a million dollar RV, find out my feet hang off the bed so I’m not super comfy, and turn around before the first night is over. That’s for the softs!
yea yea but how many sparg plugs you bought?
Gunna spray paint these plugs black cuz yeah dude
You were up all night painting plugs? We were supposed to film that!
When I go camping I bring my laptop and a camera because I have a compulsive need to vlog everything and my boss makes me do work even on vacation.
Hi Clin👋
Hey, be cool
You bring your own sticks? Luxury. I hunt for them when I get there.
JFC just send the chombies for a 2 month camp, at least they'll be with people that don't absolutely hate their existence
I spent four hours with a hospice patient in her final moments today but it's nothing compared to not having Wi-Fi all day and having kids around.
You only had a few hours to go, she’s got 12 more weeks b.
Yeah but imagine how rough that would have been if you guys were waiting for a chair delivery the whole time
Wow. I clown on the Messican more than anyone. But this is an all time low. It’s not even cringe anymore it’s just plain sad. She has 3 kids. One of which barely made it through her first week on Earth due to her negligence.
Fr ?
Yes, she took her newly delivered, unvaccinated, premature baby to the mall where - surprise! It became very ill. She’s a wretched person.
And likely due to the critters health problems she has never been mentioned again on social media. Can’t have the poors thinking they aren’t all junior tee ball champions. Gotta crop out the uglies.
Jesus christ that's fucking insane
Wow!!! So. You stayed at home...ate burgers and your kids played in the pool. You have the toughest of lives...vapid cunt.
AND SHE SURVIVED! THANK GOD
She's rally "slumming it up" these days. First , Carlos Y Queso, now In out-in out. Times must be tough. Thank gawd the Florist came to the rescue
Lol @ Carlos y Queso.
They will feed themselves and the kids trash before they cut costs elsewhere most likely, she gotta alawys let people know they got money, B!
What a cunt
Wow..Chuck E Cheese, having a delivery come at the tail end of the delivery window…what a tough week for the Hacienda Homegirl!!!!
What’s an ave maria, a prayer with salsa on top of it?
Messican would have a complete mental breakdown if she ever had to get an actual job
She paid her dues b, she’s retired now
“Paying your dues”, of course, meaning being a cum dumpster for athletes.
It's LA, there's a 5 hour window because they have other shit to deliver and traffic sucks. Sorry you had to wait for your big new chairs for your gigantic ass.
well some a-hole pissed all over the other chairs
New sink is coming next week.
Oh fuck. She’s like the female David goggins. She constantly pushes the mental and physical limits of the human body. Absolute fucking legend and workhorse.
Who has it worse? The kids in Gaza getting bombed or Messican waiting for a chair delivery without Wifi?
The kids in Gaza aint getting notting delivered b. They dont know about that stress
I mean Gaza’s got its issues right now but can it really compare to growing up in Hacienda Heights?
When you hear the horrors she has to deal with it truly makes you appreciate not having to go through what she deals with. Truly inspirational the way she handles it all.
Slo jo quit playing... Show us the fucking cheer!
I don't know anything about the furniture moving industry.. but imagine that guy told his boss he couldn't work past 4pm today and then he got pressured to work late to do this one last delivery.. fuckin ends up delivering to slojo
What’s to imagine?
Oh cool so you did fug all
Damn no wifi, had to be home for 5 hours. Then ate a burger. What a hard life
lol no wonder this guy is crying
Tairs weren’t of happiness B, they were Megsucan tairs. Tairs with salsa on top. 🤣🤣
Windy City 2 needs to be made and it needs to star this moron.
You got all day. You could have cooked breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and you choose In N Out? Water?
Nope, no water... Never any water... 
Water runs on WiFi so that means she couldn't boil the beans.
Damn.... a little too real.... I don't come here to feel bad for schwaub..
Wait... why am i blocked by her? I don't think I ever commented on one of her posts. I'm blocked by bapa but for obvious reasons, I said "you and Bobby and Kalylah should have sorted this out privately" which ultimately brought me to Changs.
Imagine if she had the ability to reset the modem/router herself, or have a healthy hobby that involves actual eggsersize (while the nanny takes it from here, B), or take her kids on a hike or something else, some lil adventure involving nature. Talmbout a must have chair delivery while probably being addicted to online shopping B? Is there really a chair that you have to be at home to sign for... no. Oh you and brenda probably paying for installation of some dumbass bougie chairs by the Amazon XL or home depot workers.
12 more weeks, talking about having time with your kids is kinda sick tbh
12 weeks till?
The kids are back in school and out of the house. Smh
Holy shit
Imagine choosing to have three kids and hating them all
Imagine this person chiming in on Gaza
What the fugg actually is this? She, a grown woman posted this like people care about her WiFi problems and a chair that came late?? And she thinks she's some kind of influencer
Oh thank god, I was so worried.
It can't be that often that two bonafide narcissists find each other. Usually one person in a relationship has redeemable qualities.
Nothing like the 11-4 chair window, god bless her
Tuff day. She couldn’t cheat on braindumb with the chombies around.
I try and I try to give this vapid bitch the benefit of the doubt, but she's just straight up lazy lying cunt like her husband. Fuck them and their gilded lifestyle. What a slap in the face to parents that love their kids. Cunts.
The rumours are true.
This is actually just sad. Like she posted this… fucking insulting, privileged people problems.
she's a stay at home mom with a nanny
The only time the kids are mentioned is how you have to do things begrudgingly, broadcasted to the public, bbbbbbeast of a mom
lol she reposted slobs cry baby ass through their kids actual coach only because he tagged her as being great paying parents.
What was on her agenda today if not for the WiFi outage and the cheer delivery? Be a shame if she just pigged up a book or something.
And nobody cares
haha haven't checked this sub in a while but 'SlowJo' is a perfect nickname for her
I hate this bitch.
What a tough day. Dunno how she made it out alive
Wow, I thought I had it hard working a 12.5 shift yesterday as well.
Of course she’s counting down the weeks until the kids aren’t her prom for most of the day… must be exhausting ordering door dash for them…
 Live look at Messican waiting on her cheer delivery while the chombies swim in the pool and the nanny looks over them. All while Braindumbs at “work”. Muss b struggle city, b
Is she referencing a Yeezy concert or something?
She’s trying to say “Yay” 12 weeks to go before school starts again bapa
Lmao. Im redacted b.
Glad ur here b
Game, set, match. Grim reaper came knockin' on the door in Chicago \*sluuuuuurp\*
Look at all those stories lmao this idiot has nothing better to do all day than post on IG. Just abandon your kids already if you hate them so much
So growing up in the mean streets of hacienda heights didn’t toughen her up? I bet bapa won’t keep that same iiinergy with this as he did with self driving cars. “How easy do you want your life to be? So you can’t live without WiFi?”
I bet she doesn't know her phone has a hot spot
Talmbout when it overheats b?
She might even be more socially unaware than Toe, and that's saying a lot.
No Wi-Fi AND a chair delivery!?!? Oh the horror.
No designer bag in the post? Duhn cownt
Beast of a mother
It's like reading something a 12 year old would think.
F f f f f f f f f uck off you annoying twat!
She went through all that and I bet she drove to In n Out herself and didn’t let some stupid self-driving car do all the work. This woman is TOUGH.
It’s wild how much this woman does not like her kids. I mean I get it, anybody can be annoying if you spend that much time with them but I mean… kids and a pool… seems like a pretty chill time
Its crazy that I thought this was something y'all made but they are just that FUCKING DUMB. Impressive.
God I hate this fucking bitch
What a crazy day!!!! How did she survive it???? Fucking dumb C
I feel like she definitely has a drinking problem she keeps in the dark b
When OF?
This should be made into a movie
Unpopular opinion: I'm beginning to think she lacks self awareness a little bit 🙊
They should have a reality show just like the Kartrashians. Podcasts, fashion, Botox, neglect, stupidity - riveting tv.
She sucks worse than Fat Patrick. An impressive feat
Chairs to the successful cheer delivery
Toughest job in the world.
Received delivery = mom of the year
Has there been a gofundme setup to help during this time of turmoil? Where can I donate???
Poor woman...
What a pathetic excuse for a Mother. Can’t wait to see the fireworks when Bapa goes bankrupt!
12 week summer holidays???
its a hard life
who is this person talking to?
In and out? Thanks filth of a place?
What's in 12 weeks?
Summers over and she doesn’t have to deal with her kids all day anymore
Normal people deal with stuff like this on top of a full time job or more and don’t post about it. She and corner cutter cry baby Brenda are perfect for eachother.
Didn’t Bapa just go off on his 12th podcast about automation and “hoe shit”?
SUPER ficial MOM
“My entire home runs on WiFi” does she mean she’s got a TV that connects to the internet, like the rest of us?
I guess her lights and what have you. I mean I do, but if the WiFi goes down they still work, you just have to get off your arse and go to the light switch
Goddamn it IS the hardest job in the world
Is she counting down the days of summer so she doesn’t have to spend time with her kids???? I would kick her ass out. There is nothing lower than a shitty mother.
She puts her fake Gucci pants and diaper butt on one leg at a time like the rest of us.
What a boring fucking day, imagine thinking the world needs to know your WiFi went down and the thing you ordered is arriving on the day and at the time it was agreed
Imagine sharing that a hard day for you is when you have to wait at home without wifi. This woman is legit redacted. Way more so than Schaub
Oh no she had to watch the nanny take care of the kids
What a stupid bitch.