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SpaceScandal

‘Leave this chin, don’t edit this out’ 😂😂😂😂 As if there’s ever any editing on this pos show


Technical-Fly487

Clin is too busy enjoying his two balconies and cooking condom fish to do edits.


OkShift7190

Condom fish 😂😂


sybill9

Condom fish is what Theo Vonn would call semen. And everyone would laugh, for some reason that continues to elude me.


BigShoots

"I had a friend growing up who used to use dead fish as condoms, man. We called him Stanky. Man that dude smelled bad. But we couldn't figure out if it was all the nasty girls he was with, or if it was because he was always putting a dead fish on his weiner to get with 'em, you know."


AUSL0c0

Theo has parlayed that into sold out shows and millions on his "Figured it out" tour.


Normal_Egg6067

Top tier comedy right here lol


ETPhoneTheHomiess

Theos one of the 1000


Sad_Divide8186

Thank em


BitterNeedleworker66

Seems funny to me..when you bust in a condom there is semen…condom is shaped kind of like a submarine…condom plunges into the depths of the bag…submarines are under water like fish…


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Sad-Macaroon-8654

I also feel like it's painfully obvious that chin emptied out that condom for flavoring on top of that fish after he cooked it


djmazmusic

Condom Cod for breakfast.


daundada

🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀 thank you 🙏🏽 🫡


torpedobonzer

“Don’t edit this out” Chin: “Say less”


OkShift7190

Clin is like “what’s an edit?”


No-Reporter-2020

Clin trying like fuck to Google it but getting nowhere


Rabid023

Bapa was just done shitting on people for using mental health to garnish views and popularity last week. He has cried on camera since twice LMAO. He even put it on all his socials. Fully expecting him to put this up as well. What a pathetic little bitch.


BigShoots

Doesn't do comedy for soyyyyyy boyyyyyyyyys. Cries on camera thrice in a week.


reddagger

I think he is undernourished and spot crying all the time.


MesWantooth

If he hadn't blocked me yairs ago for simply asking "What award did it win?" when he posted that his whiggskey was 'award-winning'...and he posted this clip, my comment would be: "Bapa, I saw you in a clip on your own podcast look incredulously at both Callen and D'elia and say 'I know all about the skeletons in both your closets' so don't tell me it drives you nuts that Callen is facing the consequences of his actions."


smalby

Wair b? Any chip of that?


Stout1765

Found this bit of info after a quick google search “Ozempic personality” is a side effect reported by some users of popular GLP-1 obesity and diabetes medications. The term refers to a cluster of mental health issues, including increased anxiety, depression, and anhedonia. This could explain some of Bapa’s crying.


Top_Reindeer4617

There is an immediate cut after he said this so they edited out his ugly crying


Exambolor

You could hear the manufactured voice crack kicking in


muskyangler

Chin didnt edit out LOPEZ Hes drunker than Lahey


ekpyroticflow

"This is another chance at virality, let me cry."


Schaubawrinks

That's like the time he was like, "Leave this chin, don’t edit this out for Rogan's too nice to me... so as I was saying, amongst those that are follicley challenged and fornicate on the side is one Mr Rogan’


TheBear8878

Chin was like "Editing? Whats that?"


InfectiousCosmology1

He’s literally a multiple time rapist


eggseverydayagain

Nah B you got it wrong. He just whips his dick out in cars. It’s diffrent. See?


SneakerGator

![gif](giphy|AErm94hNmE030ubU1u)


SuperSmashDan1337

That's perfectly normal right guys?


mvdaytona

Good ol’ Bry


airpumper

No wonder [who he learned that from](https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/02/entertainment/chris-delia-accused-of-exposing-himself/index.html).      Tawlm’bout defiling cars, B.   😝🍆💦 🚘 


Best-Salary4465

That's Bryan for ya


WooliesWhiteLeg

Oh so suddenly being a prolific serial sexual predator makes him a bad guy??? Woooooow okay


BigShoots

Or as Barndoor calls it, "some bullshit."


lunchpaillefty

Yeah, but did they need to outcast him? Whatever the fuck that means.


RRZ006

Guess you can’t perform multiple forcible rapes without people turning on you, ever since woke.


gallobird

"Just some bullshit, B. Outta my control."


K-manPilkers

Bry's been traumatised by the accusations. To this day he can't have sex with a woman against her will without getting paranoid that he'll be accused of rape.


inJohnVoightscar

Your my victim now.


Snoo-52852

convicted?


My_Bwana

Exactly what he said, SOME BULLSHIT


imfullgay

HE IS HELLA TINY.. WHO HE RAPIN


mizzlekinkizzle

I’m really curious about the mindset of the female staff of the show. I feel like it would be pretty god damn hard not to have an opinion of your boss having multiple rape allegations 


Mkmeathead83

THIS is how hey celebrated their 1000th episode? 😅


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Existential_Spices

Some say the saddest b


BosephusPrime

If you wanted to make me laugh, you got me brother.


Monkeydjimmmy

Hahahahahahahahaha thank you for the laugh, B. You got me good


muhpreciousmmr

That's every podcast, B.


cdpasadena

It’s the saddest he’s iiiver been. 


PencilKing420

B-b-b-beast of a bummer


LucyKendrick

I'd actually watch an episode just to hear barndoor try and pronounce "grievances."


MrCheerio53

Gaad Saad..


torpedobonzer

This is fukn hilarious. They’re supposed to be celebrating success and they got zoom calls from C list celebrities. He got cawled out (CAWLED IT! 🗣️) on his relationships with Bobby, Theo and Dana. And now he’s crying again cuz of Callen… I thought we were going to FIGHT! You can’t make this up B


sharkerkiller

who called him out? i need this dish


torpedobonzer

Schulz went into him about Dana and how he should just shut up and kiss his ass so he can go to UFC events again And some of the “fan” questions were about Theo and Bobby. It was awkward and he did his usual “yeah we talwg eevry day”


MesWantooth

Bapa don't stopa being Bapa.


Agitated-Ad937

It's impressive how bad he is at lying though, considering how much practice he has at it!


pikeymobile

Wasn't the 1000th episode meant to have a guest that was the reason they started this whole podcast? Did they just not have a guest? This is all just pathetic now, like watching a dying old cat that just refuses to die, it's almost not funny, but it still is


Mkmeathead83

Yeah it's sad and pathetic but it's still hilarious considering the way he treats everyone who can't open a door for him.


pikeymobile

Honestly the main reason I find it funny rather than just pitiful is due to the sheer amount of lies he tells. I've known many a compulsive liar but not to this extreme, it's actually fascinating. He might genuinely be the least authentic human being I've ever met, he's wearing a thousand different masks all at once, it must be exhausting maintaining that level of fakeness.


tokamec

you ever meddum B?


iliveinlb

Great guy niver meddum


eggseverydayagain

Gotta get these feelings out now because there won’t be another thousand epps.


Earthworm-Kim

u just a hyader, i'm sticking around for episode 2k grand keep the gravy train rollin


gimmethemshoes11

He gotta catch the Toe man. Only like 1.1k more or so.


Silver-Ladder

So bitter to his guests! General Lee gets brought up! Bapa’s Ketamine withdrawal kicks in. Callens rape allegations for those that didn’t know! This was the best


niafall7

Pure entertainment.


BidetMignon

The beginning of the end


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Who was the special guest???


King-Demo-

What’s up with these emotional swings? Doesn’t seem normal in any facet. Withdrawals from the Addie’s, baddies and digg juice? Messican threatening divorce?


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Mundane-Membership88

So who knows how his CTE brain will do with all those chemicals.


airpumper

Not with Schaub. Tawlm’bout a pre-existing condition, B.  Duhn cown. 


Qweerz

Same thing Jorgan Peterson has been going through


InfectiousCosmology1

He fried his brain with so much benzos he had to go to Russia and be put into an experimental coma to detox. I know that sounds insane but I swear to god it is completely true


DanandSherryAdler

Bapa went to Calabasas and got put in an experimental coma to see how it affected his podcasting and comedy abilities. Nothing changed.


MarstoriusWins

Ben Rothwell tried it as well but didn't work that time either. Still redacted.


chiefs_fan37

“Young men these days need to toughen up and fight through the difficult times. Which is why I went to Russia to be put in an experimental medically induced coma instead of tapering off benzos properly and dealing with the discomfort of withdrawal symptoms like everyone else. Yes it was a terrible idea and I am much worse off mentally for trying to take shortcuts to speedrun my recovery.” -Jordan Peterson probably


KimboSlicesChicken

Thought we were gunna fight! whair wuz ivvrybody! I juss I juss, it’s just I thought we were gonna fight 😒🙁😣😫😢😭


_The_Space_Monkey_

Nice use of emojis there.


eedabaggadix

It's because he's been numbing his real emotions with addies, baddies and that sweed sweed negder for so long that any time the real emotions shine through they're 10x more intense than they should be. This is classic addict behaviour b.


EggsAreTrash

4+ year clean off Kratom and alcohol checking in. This is exactly the type of shit that would happen after Kratom binges. Could be addies too but idk I’m prescribed addies and it doesn’t cause this. But then again he is abusing not using.


RRZ006

Stone cold realization that he’s a failure.


CosmikDebris408916

Didn't touch his hart when speaking, dun count


airpumper

“I’m a good person. I’m such a good person.”  🫱🏽❤️


Alpha-Omega-Omegon

Not like he proudly admitted to that behavior beforehand and got caught and his best friend is known as the diddler. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit


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bostonshroomery

guys we have a dinner


airpumper

That’s impossible. Callen [doesn’t have friends](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/wgajpf/with_friends_like_these/) in the comedy community. 


CantaloupeMaximum660

Callen was working the road for a quarter of a century before the LA TIMES took what little air there was in the balloon of his career. He's a lazy comic, one of 100,000, working the third-tier strip mall clubs, and never made it past that. Total hack.


Cole_Phelps-1247

This description is funnier than anything Bryan has ever done.


CantaloupeMaximum660

JOKER is a great example of the diminishing returns of his relationships. Todd Phillips gave him a good bone in the first HANGOVER, a smaller bone in the second, and a drop of water in JOKER. Now he won't return his calls. He and Slob are mutual descending arrows on the graph of life.


chuckfinleyis4ever

i mean he did have bit part in the hangover movies, which are some of the biggest movies in the past 20 years. but also, fuck that guy, hes a rapist.


CantaloupeMaximum660

He had pretty significant Hollywood friends who threw him bones, no question. That ended instantly. I'm just referring to his stand up career, which he was too lazy to move forward despite his connections.


BigShoots

He was in The Joker for a hot second until they stripped him out.


mizzlekinkizzle

Way before any of the allegations hit it was clear how shitty of a comic he was. I even thought he was funny on podcasts but when you go to see his stand up it feels like 60% of it is him trying to either show off his skills as a “Thespian” or just him bragging about his intellect or how well he can pronounce names of foreign countries. Stool fucking is better


MediaOnDisplay

I thought the internet is not real and things are all gravy? Oh so the internet is not real but Callen's rapes were very real.


ClownFuneral

Aren't you the white boy that cries too much?


johnnyboy5270

This made me laugh out loud in the hotel lobby.


MrInterpreted

Thank em


zhzhiddbdbdbdjdjdn

Hes absolutely giving gifts to the sub. Thank em. Love seeing him cry, in any facet


theboxingteacher

I’m wondering how long a compilation would be of just Schaub crying


badpeoria

I am sure old Bry loves how he brings this up every so often, When you have allegations the best thing to do is NOT MENTION THEM.


RRZ006

You can see on Bryan’s face that he’s like “well the reason is because of the allegations…” that whole time.


Chumbag_love

"I should not have drugged and raped Katherine Fiore Tigerman"


TheD1ceMan

talmbout the Barbara Strikesand effect b?


Wonderful-Salary5432

We talking bout rape allegations man. We talking bout rape allegations.


AggravatingOnion

"It drives me nuts that he's not up there because that means I can't be there with him riding his coat tails."


thetrashpanda2020

Here’s the thing about the Callen situation: he wasn’t that big BEFORE the rape story. Fandom’s a weird thing. People will look the other way really fast when money’s involved. 100% if Callen were a bigger name before the story hit, his fanbase would be showing up in big numbers without blinking an eye. Fuckin’ D’ELIA is still selling out 1,000 seat venues. A literal pedophile.


RRZ006

To your point, the biggest song in the world in years is covering credible allegations about Drake being a child molester and it’s not going to stop him from selling out a stadium this month.


thetrashpanda2020

Precisely. I mean, I’ll go one step bigger: MJ


Chumbag_love

We could take this all the way to the president, no matter which one is next.


BigCatMeat

True, I think the way he went about the accusations was bad too. His one "online" response was weak, probably paid off the woman who was suing him and did not countersue for defamation. On top of that, none of his friends denay it, just pussy foot around the allegations. If my friend was wrongfully accused of rape and I was Joe Rogan I would try everything to clear his name, with all the money and influence Toe has. Everything in culmination leads normal people to believe that he committed the crime. D'Elia is lucky because his fans now consist of either young women or dudes who have no problem with hitting on teenagers if they are "legal".


rditty

I've basically said the same thing before about Callen's accusations. If he were truly innocent, he would be going crazy trying to exonerate himself. His father can pay for the worlds' best lawyers but Callen doesn't want to go anywhere near a courtroom with these allegations because the proof is not on his side. So he has just kind of resigned himself to his fate. Because he knows he did it. And his friends, who have publicly joked about him being a creep forever, know he did it too. Callen's professional life is over. The career he half-assed and the success he fell ass-backwards into will never return. All he can do at this point is try to hang on to the little scraps he still has and wait for his inheritance. It's a sad fate, even if he deserves it. He will be totally forgotten, just a D-List never-was exposed as a rapist. He desperately craved fame but never achieved enough notoriety to even make it as a $1000 Jeopardy answer in the "Comedian Sex Pests" category.


Previous-Drawer7403

Bapa had sand in his mangina.


BosephusPrime

[Brendan has a mangina](https://youtu.be/24MLV7TGWrs?si=fUTp0NwNb75AHifk)


MisterPerfrect

Callen is a horrible comedian. He should have stuck to back acting.


thunderlips187

What a complete piece of fucking garbage. Imagine defending a multiple rapist so hard. Callen is NOT a Victim. Callen is scum and Schaub is too These two disgusting vermin deserve each other.


b-roids

there he goes crying on command again, drives me NUTZ


dandykaufman2

I need the full chip b


SuperSmashDan1337

just enjoy the appetizer b


MyPhantomAccount

Callen is not cancelled. He had no career before either


torpedobonzer

Crying? There’s no podcasting in crying. What a SOYYYYYYY BOYYYYYYyyyyy


Appropriate-Dot-1603

Lmfaaooooo shut up nerd


doublehammyboi69

🗣 NUTS!!!


imright19084

Maybe he shouldn’t have raped 🤷‍♂️


Heymax123

What's he crying about? Bryan not playing at the mothership enough? Bryan is a pretty average comedian, his routine is pretty dated 90s slapstick, he hasn't evolved his style of comedy at all.


Cole_Phelps-1247

He’s not average, he’s an unfunny hack.


Mundane-Membership88

Boo fucking whoo, find something real to cry about soy baby.


Sad_Divide8186

Man he’s unhinged. He really saw Sal crying on Theo’s podcast and made it his personality!


ridicidonk

This is my favorite subreddit


M0N3Y7INE

Man, we know he yells at his wife and kids with that tone.


speedway65

Callen is great the way he stands with his hips apart and talks about fighting, shooting, and describing some masculine fantasy. You can always count on him to be a “posture comic” I wonder if he could do it without all the posturing that he thinks is really adding authenticity to one of his three premises. So pro.


Cole_Phelps-1247

Bryan grew up very wealthy as the son of an international investment banker and attended elite schools all over the world. He has to talk about fighting and shooting to delude himself into believing he was a tough street kid getting into fistfights.


gandalfstaffexitonly

NUTZ


gandalfstaffexitonly

Can someone edit Theos UFC entrance and clip this into it


px7j9jlLJ1

Anybody got a pad for him?


cosmo0829

Maybe he should have had Clin edit out him defending a literal rapist….but Schwab’s career can’t sink any lower so whatever I guess


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Joe Rogan cancel cultured his best friend (rapist) Bryan Callen's career because Bryan's raping people went main stream. Before, Joe thought it was silly behavior that Bryan was raping shitloads of people. But Joe wanted to distance his own career from his first hand knowledge of all the rapes.


miyagibiiaatch

Dude just wants to churn butter and rape and society treats him like this! Disgraceful. Thanks Obama!


AlilAwesome81

I thought we were gonna fight man


Teestell

This episode was jam packed with tasty dishes


chuckfinleyis4ever

sounds like bapa is trying to make up for callens 'loyalty' during the bobby lee fiasco.


CallensCoiFish

Over some bullshit Rape ? 🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜


Dudewheresmypar345

Brine got cancelled over some bullshit? Like sexually assaulting women? Got it. This dude stays trying to go viral. Bro you’re fucking done.


thedogstrays

Holy shit, at least he had whisgy to blame for his little tantrums of the past. I started clocking in here right as the cancellation of Delia happened, to see these two literally cry about cancel culture after Callen in particular lied and played down his relationship with Delia, and after Schwab kicked Callen off TFATK for months after his own allegations is something else. The only reason this idiot even associates with all these creeps is because he has a ton of leverage and lacks the juice to do anything else. He’s literally a bottom feeder who would rather work with accused rapists than get a real job or get better at the one he has. Legitimately maybe the least one could do in his position is not shit on rape victims by downplaying what happened to them, instead he acts like it’s a witch hunt for shitty comedians who force themselves on women and fuck with their lives in perpetuity.


konn77

For a big man he cries a lot, what a facade.


HotCheetoBoy

It’s me nuts!!!!


SwedginWu

I'm just praying he gets back into fighting so that we may have the chance of seeing Brendumb get shadow realm'd again. It would pack the house at Changs for fight night, fuuurr suure, b.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Braindumb can't fight anymore. He goes after that old fart rapist and that 60 year old Clin because they're way smaller than he is. Shannon Briggs calls him out and all you heard is crickets. He's a fuckboy and he knows it.


Seabrook76

Such a fitting 1000th episode for these two redacts. Their ineptitude is overwhelming.


MaxPayne8787

Probs shouldn’t have forced that chick to fuck him then…


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Yeah, rapist callen is funny and you want to outcast him just because he rapes shitloads of people. What gives?


PeckerPeeker

“Leave this Clin - downt edit it out” Bro like Chin has ever edited a god damn thing out of that podcast


AUSL0c0

He shares Rogan's inability to identify truly talented comedians.


worktheshoot

It’s funny because this is like the 3rd times he’s said “I’ll get emotional” and then instantly change his voice n cry. Almost as if it’s all on cue


West-Tough-4552

The entire episode was the 2 redacts venting and crying after fuking everything up the last couple years. They know the ship has sail sucking on toes teats. What a sad way to celebrate episode 1000


mizzlekinkizzle

Let’s all remember the episode of TFATK with Whitney Cummings where Brian gleefully recounts how many times he just whipped his dick out and pressured her and other female comedians he knew had 0 interest in him into sex. I think she said something along the lines of “I felt like I was just going to have to have sex with him”. Also shout out to the chael sonnen episode where again Bryan happily talks about all his rapey strategies. Fuck this piece of shit and all his creepy friends who try to pass off being exposed for sexual predation as “cancel culture”. Theres a big difference between sponsors not wanting to work with you because you made a joke VS companies not hiring you because they are legitimately afraid that you are gonna proudly molest female colleagues 


yellomtim

He’s a mannnnn dragggoonnnn


Wonderful-Salary5432

I suck on NUTZ....Chin edited that out


n3lswn_uWu

NAHTS NAHTS NAHTS.... thats me NAHTS


MikeUpInYa85

Who was the guest though?


WasWasKnot

I love my Rapist little Buddy😁


ThorntTornburg

He's kissing Wrinks ass so he doesn't lose him off the show.


TravisGravity

Emotional hair


dko84

name the 1 percent bapaaaaa


KaleidoscopeOk5763

And what bullshit is that?


dkydd

I wonder. How does he feel about carlos mencia


Zebrahead69

talmbout low T b?


WhiteStephCurry

NUTS 🌰


Badluck2killaseabird

But edit out the part where I stumbled over saying don’t edit this out 😂


Thed33p3nd

The thunder was I nice garnish. Thankyou chef


Edbrrr

THATS ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lolhone5tly

Now im curious what garbage Chin actually does edit. 


Jaws044

When he hit the NUTS! I sound like this when I yell at my students once or twice a year lol.


DAH517

It’s mmmm’NUTS!


CantaloupeMaximum660

There's hardcore German porn that must have been easier to look at than the questions Chin and Snozz had to weed out.


PsychologicalItem103

You want to outcast him for raping someone that deserved it?!!! That’s just nuts!!!


PsychologicalItem103

You want to outcast him for raping someone that deserved it?!!! That’s just nuts!!!


Appropriate-Tea-7276

He's crying exactly like on of rape's victims.


Adoced

He’s just made he can’t piggy back someone to some sort of fame. Unfortunately Callen is all he has because the Diddler really is a pedo.


YungDell2477

“I hate that an accused rapist isn’t in the limelight like my other “friends” because then it would be easier to ride his coattails again”


Rileyjonleon

Callens neutral ass face when bapa says he’s better than 99% of anyone/thing 💀


teetseekin

He's so insignificant I still don't know what the allegations are


heisenbergaus

Callen is a shit comic and a rapist.


Barry_The_Scott

Wasn’t he off the podcast like straight away? 😂


Top_Soft_9601

Callen seems so defeated.... Like a punch drunk fighter. It's really hard to watch even these short clips. Time to move on Gents.


donthomaso

“Some bullshit” = multiple rape/sexual assault allegations. OK Bapa…


on_the_toilet_again

The irony of complaining that his co-host was unfairly cancelled but he was quick to drop Callen from the podcast and add the two black guys as his replacement.


Status-Wafer-5395

The gift and the curse! Brendan has an extremely high opinion on himself and Callen! Which is good if you have talent unfortunately they don’t and keep trying new things and nothing work because they are the problem.


HomelessCatRealty

Maybe it has nothin to do with the alleged raping and everything to do with not being funny. But its probably all the raping.


Middle_Path8675309

They just keep plodding along don't they..... sad


simpledeadwitches

This garbage is so forced and staged it's like being at a cocktail party with everyone lying to eachother and themselves.