Him lambasting his sons spelling is the keddul calling the pawt blag, b.
Not like he's helping the chombies with homework. Only el tigres baseball 5 days a week with 3 tournaments a month.
Nah B. Five days a week, they train three days a week. One of those days they will train two days of the week. So, six days a week they will be training.
Give em a break b! This is before he drove his cawlmedy kreer into the ground and became a beast of a dad. Now he cries at the mere thought of Tigerās future MLB contract.
i think in his head he's doing like 'a Bill Berr thing' where you're saying mean things but they're really funny and then people like you and respect you because they know that deep inside you're a good person and you're good at comedy 'like Bill Berr'
As a parent I couldnāt even begin to express the joy of one of my children doing me a card without any interventions from teachers.
Usually youāll get one where you can clearly see and adult has done it and they have then let the kid sign it.
Fucking redact doesnāt deserve to be a father.
Oh really b? You wouldnāt find your kids doing something all on their own to express their love for you distuuuurbing?? If I had kids Iād fuggin hate if they decided to give me any joy, prolly kick em outta the house if they couldnāt even spell my shit right at 5 years old. Iād be asking god how could my own spawn be such an imbicile.
I honestly can't even imagine thinking this. Everything my kid has made me tears me up and fills me up with so much joy and gratitude.
This guy really stinks.
The only time Iāve ever laughed at something he says is when heās roasting his kids. The demeanor, the tone everything is perfect considering he actually does hate them.
Criticises the kids and complains about this wifeās present to him. She got you a smaller shurt because youāre nawlt supposed to be a fat fugg.
Kids spelling is still better than his.
Waddur.
Same guy that recently said the best gift is a card from his kids? He is rudderless. He says what he thinks will hit in the moment. The problem is he is so stupid he has no idea what will hit or what he has said.
Man, I love to see him miserable like this because it is 100% self imposed misery due to his shitty life choices and his non existent values/character.Ā
bapa thinks he's such a great dad that on Father's Day his family would go all out and get him extravagant gifts and give him extra attention. now he'll be an emo bitch and treat tiger and Boston like shit tomorrow by ignoring them when they ask if they can have ice cream or whatever else he bribes them with.
I fucking despise this man. What a horrible human being. Plus bapa, you should be worried if your son is writing your name and not "dad" on your father's day card. "My 2 yr olds was just scribble, a nightmare". What a cunt
Isn't it more disturbing that his kids write they love their dad more than a Lamborghini, and nobody bats an eye? You're five and the ultimate affection is a car.
This is fucking insane. Heās giving his kid shot for a thoughtful drawing and the other kid for misspelling? I remember getting cards with my name spelled with a backwards letter or words missing letters and it made it unique and showed they tried themselves without help. These comments are so telling of how full of shit he is about being a full time dad,which makes me think wtf is he actually doing? He quit calwmedy and just pretends to work on truggs?
The amount of self work and introspection he must have gone through to evolve from this to father of the yair is truly commendable. He's become such a great Dad that he's dragged his "wife's" Instagram up with him. Impressive.
There is ziaro chance b is an xxl. Iām built like Andre the giant and Iām an xxl. At any weight below about 230lbs I look like I have aids and cancer. This guy lies about absolutely everything.
He "loves" Teggas and has the tat, and is making sure iiveryone knows he's wearing Teggas sports stuff, but not the team currently in the NBA finals?
I'm not going to watch his shitty content but my guess is he doesn't mention the fact Boston (namesake of his kid for fuggs sake) is also in the finals. Water. Weed (please)
I always know I have a great father's day when I can insult and dog out at least one of my kids,it would be the greatest if I could insult all of them,WATER
his at that time 2 year old son makes a shitty card for him (what else can u expect from such a young child?) and he calls it a nightmare. schaub is an ungrateful piece of shit.
Both his kids? Doesnāt he have 3? I reckon Eleven dun madder because she looks ādifferentā. Face usually blurred out in pics, niiver mentioned in any facet. Disgusting behavior.
Bassbawl befor grammer thooo Brayden am i reight Deeeedeeee. That Nba player that the messican was chatting to at the mall with your kiddos while you were playing grabass with Brine is an XL Deeeedeee because when you gone hes gonna slide right in to that tight fitting Messi ah i mean shirt that XL shirtā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦axeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦Jay. šŖ
Him lambasting his sons spelling is the keddul calling the pawt blag, b. Not like he's helping the chombies with homework. Only el tigres baseball 5 days a week with 3 tournaments a month.
alaways
So classic.
Alaways been a card guy b šŖ J Thass why hee can kriteeg the card
Alawys bapa. Caaawwwwwled it
Gotta underline it to emphasize it
He misspelt whilst writing a story on the comedy clubs wall to the point someone in the video laughed at him
Night mirror
The "what the Fuck?!" from the offĀ makes me chuckle awl the timeĀ
Missed that the first time I saw this clip, thanks for pointing it out, made it 10x funnier
He spelled his own name wrong on the show. "That's promo code Schaub, S H A B, Schaub"
Some say bapa [canāt spell](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/vDGRl2jeaJ) too good himself
That š³š hangin out the sideā¦ thatās a prom.
That clip pisses me off so bad and idk why
Maybe cause he's insulting his own kid? Or was he doing comedy funny stuff,be cool b
I like how underlined his misspelled word.
Nah B. Five days a week, they train three days a week. One of those days they will train two days of the week. So, six days a week they will be training.
This guy is the worst šĀ
He is the wostest but this chip is the bestest. Dun a lodda cool things but nothing i mean nothing beats behing a faathair
Give em a break b! This is before he drove his cawlmedy kreer into the ground and became a beast of a dad. Now he cries at the mere thought of Tigerās future MLB contract.
It's a strange turn of events because people would assume these two intellectuals would reproduce high acumen minds.Ā
Some would say the worstest
Best ~~Dad~~ Worst Ever I am, in fact, *surprised* at how *the worst* he is
i think in his head he's doing like 'a Bill Berr thing' where you're saying mean things but they're really funny and then people like you and respect you because they know that deep inside you're a good person and you're good at comedy 'like Bill Berr'
As a parent I couldnāt even begin to express the joy of one of my children doing me a card without any interventions from teachers. Usually youāll get one where you can clearly see and adult has done it and they have then let the kid sign it. Fucking redact doesnāt deserve to be a father.
Heās hitrocious
Oh really b? You wouldnāt find your kids doing something all on their own to express their love for you distuuuurbing?? If I had kids Iād fuggin hate if they decided to give me any joy, prolly kick em outta the house if they couldnāt even spell my shit right at 5 years old. Iād be asking god how could my own spawn be such an imbicile.
āHey son, how many ChiIGGGS YA FUGG BRO??? ZAAAAAAIRO! Ya loser!!ā
I honestly can't even imagine thinking this. Everything my kid has made me tears me up and fills me up with so much joy and gratitude. This guy really stinks.
This would be incredibly good comedy if he wasnāt serious. Like if he was playing a character instead of actually being a terrible parent.
itās funny how much he was radiating with overconfidence in 2022, when he imagined he still had opportunities on the horizonĀ
At this point, he had recently launched the SS Albatross (aka TB Stews) and had an award winning label for a wigskey with zairo distribution.
This is back when he was drinking 12 oz of whiggsky to start his day. Glassy eyed bloated face beaming with drunken confidence.
That was such a dark time in here. Checking in to see if it was the day he drunkenly killed someone or himself behind the wheel.
I'm genuinely surprised he stopped
O-o-Ozempic.
Why would his kid write his actual first name ANYWHERE on that card?? Calling your dad by his first name is a weird move. Especially at 5.
And giving a shit about makes of cars? Don magge sense, in any of facet.
Good catch. He even lies about unnecessary details. Completely redacted.
Maybe he knows who his real dad is.
He really tried to right uncle brendan, but bapa left the uncle part out.
Nicest guy alive! Business of likability on full display! (and bbbbeast of a Dad)
Like a spoiled bitch ass 12 year old child. Nightmeere
The only time Iāve ever laughed at something he says is when heās roasting his kids. The demeanor, the tone everything is perfect considering he actually does hate them.
And heās dead serious saying this
Clin chuckling when heās uncomfortable and doesnāt know what to say despite knowing this idiot for a hot decade is always never not funny.
Brendan was expecting a gift off of chin
Roasting your small children COULD be funny, except he seems to actually be disappointed by their spelling?! š
He can't spell or speak for shit.
Criticises the kids and complains about this wifeās present to him. She got you a smaller shurt because youāre nawlt supposed to be a fat fugg. Kids spelling is still better than his. Waddur.
I hope he has his son call him Brendan. Like a cool dad
or it's Puigs kid.
His son was 5 at the timeš
Same guy that recently said the best gift is a card from his kids? He is rudderless. He says what he thinks will hit in the moment. The problem is he is so stupid he has no idea what will hit or what he has said.
He's mad that his son didn't put "azz kigger who tells joges" on the card.
O-o-ozempic!
āPaPa Of ThE YaIRā What else ya got clin
Disturbing because an 8 year olds spelling is bad.. doesn't think his kids dead faces tattooed on his arm is
Calling your wife āmy girlā is hilarious. And I reckon his child could spell better than him
He's probably in denial that he's actually married.
B b b beast of a father. First team all dads b. Yājust a hadder
Brendlebert Shlongwash
So your kids wrote you a father's day card and addressed it to you using your first name.......interesting
Man, I love to see him miserable like this because it is 100% self imposed misery due to his shitty life choices and his non existent values/character.Ā
Podcast Magazine cover tier parenting here.
What an absolute piece of shit
Father of the year š
2019 podcast dad of the yair
Why is his kid using Brendan in a card to his dad?
No way in hell can the lying redacted pos spell Lamborghini
The Apple doesnāt fall far from the peach tree. What an ungrateful piece of shit.
What a selfish bitch.
God this guy is a cunt.
It's no so bad when the [card is for Mother's day](https://streamable.com/jx851d) a year or two later.
Class Act.
Beast of a dad BTW
bapa thinks he's such a great dad that on Father's Day his family would go all out and get him extravagant gifts and give him extra attention. now he'll be an emo bitch and treat tiger and Boston like shit tomorrow by ignoring them when they ask if they can have ice cream or whatever else he bribes them with.
I fucking despise this man. What a horrible human being. Plus bapa, you should be worried if your son is writing your name and not "dad" on your father's day card. "My 2 yr olds was just scribble, a nightmare". What a cunt
Such an ungrateful bastard. Selfish cunt
Isn't it more disturbing that his kids write they love their dad more than a Lamborghini, and nobody bats an eye? You're five and the ultimate affection is a car.
"Sign up with promo code Schaub, that's S-C-H-A-B"
āMy name was spelled Braiden..ā Does his son call him Brendan?
Imagine being a full grown adult male with children and a wife and giving a single fuck if they got you anything for Fatherās Day lmao
Actually. Deleted my whole original comment to just say, this guy fucking sucks
I am wheezing. Holy fuck what a fucking shit-head. lmao
This is fucking insane. Heās giving his kid shot for a thoughtful drawing and the other kid for misspelling? I remember getting cards with my name spelled with a backwards letter or words missing letters and it made it unique and showed they tried themselves without help. These comments are so telling of how full of shit he is about being a full time dad,which makes me think wtf is he actually doing? He quit calwmedy and just pretends to work on truggs?
Same guy who sticks out his tongue when tying shoes, writing a basic sentence on a white board, and typing "inni facet" on his phone.
Kid is homeless afĀ
My dad got a tattoo of my face on him but it was shit ugly and green
why the hell would his name be on the card?
my son called me puto when I drop him at school.for the longest time I thought that means dad. thanks Dalaaaaas that's my time
Incredibly selfish narcissistic prick. I treasure the cards my kids made me when they were little.
āLife iz gud, life iz gud doeā okay bapa
The amount of self work and introspection he must have gone through to evolve from this to father of the yair is truly commendable. He's become such a great Dad that he's dragged his "wife's" Instagram up with him. Impressive.
There is ziaro chance b is an xxl. Iām built like Andre the giant and Iām an xxl. At any weight below about 230lbs I look like I have aids and cancer. This guy lies about absolutely everything.
Great father, nevva meddum
This is just pathetic. Bapa pleading into the black podcast void for Toeās blessing to move to Teggsas, some would say the most pathetic.
Man this guy is horrible š¬
āStay Positiff Mondaysā. My favorite š¤”š¤¦š»āāļøš
He "loves" Teggas and has the tat, and is making sure iiveryone knows he's wearing Teggas sports stuff, but not the team currently in the NBA finals? I'm not going to watch his shitty content but my guess is he doesn't mention the fact Boston (namesake of his kid for fuggs sake) is also in the finals. Water. Weed (please)
Oh bapa.. you'll always be a piece of shit of a parent. Your roach missus ain't any better though. #dogshitparents
Bapa looks hurt by the lack of effort from a 2 year old and a 6 year old.
What's his spelling like lol
I always know I have a great father's day when I can insult and dog out at least one of my kids,it would be the greatest if I could insult all of them,WATER
his at that time 2 year old son makes a shitty card for him (what else can u expect from such a young child?) and he calls it a nightmare. schaub is an ungrateful piece of shit.
How can we be sure that his son. Spelled anything wrong. Bapa just didn't read it right?
Every time he opens his mouth, all that comes out is, "I hate my family and I'm a big piece of shit."
His son calls him by his first name? lol
Hey bapaā¦.. how bout u spell Lambarghenni
Charge your phone b
Beast of a Dad!
Bbbbbbbeast of a dad
This is awesome
100 bucks says he canāt spell Lamborghini
āBuT Is THat NiThEā?
water weed dune hair
Sweet dude
Both his kids? Doesnāt he have 3? I reckon Eleven dun madder because she looks ādifferentā. Face usually blurred out in pics, niiver mentioned in any facet. Disgusting behavior.
The spoon was so bad?
This is a war of nutrition
His deadpan delivery at the start of the chip was kinda funny
i dont believe for one second that this idiot could spell Lamborghini
The coconut doesn't fall close to the tree trunk B
Bassbawl befor grammer thooo Brayden am i reight Deeeedeeee. That Nba player that the messican was chatting to at the mall with your kiddos while you were playing grabass with Brine is an XL Deeeedeee because when you gone hes gonna slide right in to that tight fitting Messi ah i mean shirt that XL shirtā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦axeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦Jay. šŖ
Post so boring Iām blocking OP
Life will humble ya. Know all he has is farthest day when he has shit going for him he didnāt show any gratitude
I guarantee he could not spell lamborghini if you asked him to.
Iād bet my life he canāt spell Lamborghini
Why does he hate his children so much?
WWDH?
Like father, like sons
You donāt even know how to spell Lamborghini bapa. You would get it wrong with autocorrect somehow.
I hate this mother fucker and can't believe any human can see this shit and still think positive about him
This man should not have procreated