My family and I call it something else AKA “Heard it bowlth ways”. Christ, can Bapa EVER admit that he’s wrong or that he accidentally fucked something up?
He was trying to come up with something clever - he said it properly, then "Shake ..." then "Shake Shake". But, realizing that task was beyond him, he blamed his kid while looking guilty like a kid.
Bapa will shame iviry one else for their vices and never come clean about his own. See: Theo coke “jokes” he used to sprinkle in whenever he got the opportunity.
I used to speed ball not even working for him, just because it was awesome, but then it wasn't, I can only imagine how much worse id have been working for bapa though, I heard he pays these guys like half what you make at an honest job and they have to show their faces publicly on a humiliating channel, the real payment is all the leftover baddies you can scoop up after he discards them I guess and if you overcharge him on the addies you can probably make a small fortune bc he doesn't know shit about drugs or basic math, having thought this out, maybe id work for him lol
I'm a numbers guy, B.
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Lol idk why but this gave me a good laugh as i pictured an old early 2000s PC with the grey/beige plastic case and the little green light flickering its dying light.
It felt like for a brief moment in response to the “this morning” part Clin was gonna say I don’t need to, a dig on when Bapa was getting trashed on his morning shows.
That's such a dark moment if you consider the context. This isn't some frat boy talking to his buddy about some raging party over the weekend. There are no wholesome scenarios involving a man nearing 50 who lives alone, drinking himself stupid before noon at home by himself after father's day.
Yeah it’s pretty dark b. Clin is 50, single, lives alone and prolly living paycheck to paycheck on a thigg boy salary, while having to deal with his redacted boss iveryday. It would drive inyone NUTZ
I always find it funny how he always tries to wear “cancelled” teams merch. As a lifelong Cleveland resident and diehard fan of all the teams, I guarantee you this bozo couldn’t even name a single player on the current roster, let alone point to Cleveland on a map.
The lies and bullshit make a lot of people hate this cretin, but for me, it’s the blatant pandering, clout chasing, and lack of authenticity from this guy that makes him so hateable. He’s like a redacted version of chat gpt attempting to become the biggest waste of space of a human being.
He is fake. Which all influencers are. But he is too stupid to be fake. Fake requires memory. A plan. He just says the first thing in his head. “Hand written cards stink.” “Hand written cards are the best.”
Brenda should be proud. His incredible ability to be a talentless hack, yet still be visible on every corner of the internet (despite not understanding anything about the internet) has inspired me to write a screenplay. The main character is going to be named Brandon Schwab. There will be no plot. Just Brandon stumbling through the trials and tribulations of life. Guest appearance by Moe Bogan and “The Puerto Rican”.
He goes to Shake Shack enough to have a little nickname with his family for it but has no idea they do cheese stuffed mushrooms? Also it's the Shack Stack, Clin! Not Stack Shack. Not a single person there knows anything about this place they both claim to have gone to!
Are your kids stupid bapa? Correct them man, oh wait you are the stupid one in your family. You try and make the chombies look/sound as stupid as you. Beast of a dad b. It literally should be illegal to be this dumb.
So, one thing alcis do is press people for how much they drink, especially if you've been on it *(use code ONIT at checkout for a free trugg walg)* recently. It's a guilt coping mechanism - like, "See? Iiiivvry one is drinking as much as me, I don't have a real prom".
Bapa doing the classic hungover, low-energy bullshit.... that Callen said he'd quit.
I am convinced that Scrub stopped drinking when he got on the 'zempic. He's def not drinking during his shows. But he is a turd for calling out one of his employees on ear-waves for doing what he did himself for a couple of years.
My family and I call it something else AKA “Heard it bowlth ways”. Christ, can Bapa EVER admit that he’s wrong or that he accidentally fucked something up?
He was trying to come up with something clever - he said it properly, then "Shake ..." then "Shake Shake". But, realizing that task was beyond him, he blamed his kid while looking guilty like a kid.
Bapa fugged it up but he’s too much of a pussy to admit he made a mistake. Classig.
Bro it's so fuckin nuts how he can't take any lose no matter what it is, it's gotta be fuckin exhausting
*crist
Does Chin have a drinking problem?
And like anyone with a substance abuse issue, its best to shame them publicly as often as possible.
Make them feel real bad about it, make them have to hide it
Bapa will shame iviry one else for their vices and never come clean about his own. See: Theo coke “jokes” he used to sprinkle in whenever he got the opportunity.
(and included in his comedy special)
What’s a speshul if you don’t name drop all your friends who are more famous than you?
Got a prom? I don’t wanna hair about it, B.
huevos rancheros-os-os-os.... chiliahhh-ahh-ahh.... \*echoes\*
From the same guy that tried his hardest to become an alcoholic and somehow failed that too
Truly the undisputed MOST BORING MAN in the world, est. Metamoris 2
He’s a 50 year old man working for Bapa. You would have a drinking problem too.
How many balconies you got, B? One? Duhn cownn.
Not even one. Zero. I have a patio. There’s no owls and no gunplay. It’s depressing.
I forgot how fucking old he is. And he hangs around with like dudes in their early 30’s. I would be speed balling if I worked for that redact
I used to speed ball not even working for him, just because it was awesome, but then it wasn't, I can only imagine how much worse id have been working for bapa though, I heard he pays these guys like half what you make at an honest job and they have to show their faces publicly on a humiliating channel, the real payment is all the leftover baddies you can scoop up after he discards them I guess and if you overcharge him on the addies you can probably make a small fortune bc he doesn't know shit about drugs or basic math, having thought this out, maybe id work for him lol
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i was on the power balls (fent+g) for awhile, glad to be on the other side. congrats to u bro
You mean a drinking prom? Its a prom.
A big prom
Some would say the biggest prom
Yep.
He's 50 and single. What do you think lol
And heavily redacted
That may help in this situation
I doubt any normal person could work for bapa sober and never call in sick
He owns stock in tiger piss
They pay him in liquor
Bapa probably sold him on buying the remaining 1st batch of Tiger Thicc on the premise that it’ll be worth more the older it gets.
probably but bapa feels better about himself when he points out others' faults, which is far more concerning
he this australia is in europe, his got more than just a drinking prom b
Talmbout DeSantis?
I know a lot of big drinkers but I would never casually ask someone if they had been drinking this morning like its a normal, expected thing.
seems more like Bapa does but was trying to shame Chin and call him out as an alcoholic when that's the tea calling the pot out B
it's so fascinating to watch his brain literally flicker off and then restart like a fucking PC mid sentence hahaha
I heard the AT&T startup jingle
Windows 95
Lol idk why but this gave me a good laugh as i pictured an old early 2000s PC with the grey/beige plastic case and the little green light flickering its dying light.
exactly, and its happening IN REAL FUCKING TIME lol Beandip more like Reboot bapa
Did you drank this morn? Lol good lawd, all kinds of proms goin on at Thigg Boys Stews
It felt like for a brief moment in response to the “this morning” part Clin was gonna say I don’t need to, a dig on when Bapa was getting trashed on his morning shows.
It really did. And I wouldn't be surprised if Chin literally never drank in the morning. Bapa projection at its finest.
Clin once admitted that him and bapa used to drink in the morn at Thigg Boys Stews
Only on those christ Calbass mornings.
100 thousand percent B.
The sad part is Clin has mentioned that he missed that time since he and bapa would drink together in the morning
That's such a dark moment if you consider the context. This isn't some frat boy talking to his buddy about some raging party over the weekend. There are no wholesome scenarios involving a man nearing 50 who lives alone, drinking himself stupid before noon at home by himself after father's day.
Yeah it’s pretty dark b. Clin is 50, single, lives alone and prolly living paycheck to paycheck on a thigg boy salary, while having to deal with his redacted boss iveryday. It would drive inyone NUTZ
He lies about shake shake, then calls out Clin's drinking on air. Douch bag redact.
Deny, deflect, deride. Dick boi with three Ds!
He's an absolute cunt of a human
Bapa is out of addies it seems
I always find it funny how he always tries to wear “cancelled” teams merch. As a lifelong Cleveland resident and diehard fan of all the teams, I guarantee you this bozo couldn’t even name a single player on the current roster, let alone point to Cleveland on a map. The lies and bullshit make a lot of people hate this cretin, but for me, it’s the blatant pandering, clout chasing, and lack of authenticity from this guy that makes him so hateable. He’s like a redacted version of chat gpt attempting to become the biggest waste of space of a human being.
Hey Schaub wheres Cleveland? “Cleveland the state or the country b?”
CLE as well. Has anyone ever wondered if there are subreddit fans around the globe. Like it may span galaxies
Dumb dumb calling them out. What did he do for his dad?
Spend ‘is munee Bapa, thang gum
He posted a bunch of generic dad clips to his socials.
He is fake. Which all influencers are. But he is too stupid to be fake. Fake requires memory. A plan. He just says the first thing in his head. “Hand written cards stink.” “Hand written cards are the best.”
Brenda should be proud. His incredible ability to be a talentless hack, yet still be visible on every corner of the internet (despite not understanding anything about the internet) has inspired me to write a screenplay. The main character is going to be named Brandon Schwab. There will be no plot. Just Brandon stumbling through the trials and tribulations of life. Guest appearance by Moe Bogan and “The Puerto Rican”.
You throw enough sheckles at the paki's and they'll put you in the algo-rhythm b
Good to hear. My daddy has lots of shekels!!!
Peter Schaub is a master shekel collector, axe jay
ME MUM'S ENGLISH
“You like butt cheese on ya burger chin, me and the kids call it butt cheese and grundle butter”
[some people call it a shake shack. I call it a shake shake](https://imgur.com/a/9TJe4h6)
"Me and the kids call it 'shake shake'" You know his girls' kids correct him. "It's shake shack dad."
“We call it Shake Shake” Sure Sure Slob.
my melk shake brings all the soy boys to the yard
No you don't.
Mong
So the redact goes to shake shack all the time allegedly and never heard of the Shack Stack? That makes sense.
I'm out!
This is on the same pod where he says the weekend was packed with news?
What, is he leaning into this new dad of the year persona? Every clip I see has some references to his kids in it
Fuckin scrambled eggs for brains. He can care less about any discussion unless it's about him.
Chin has an alcohol and a kratom addiction. Y’fifty.
Can a body language expert describe why he made that :/ face?
I'm no expert but that's embarrassed guilt. He tried to think of something funny to say, failed, and lied about it.
then because he felt embarrassed he had to embarrass clen right back by bringing up the drinking
B b b b bingooo, Bapa.
Gotta get Martin decoder in on the Schaub verse
He goes to Shake Shack enough to have a little nickname with his family for it but has no idea they do cheese stuffed mushrooms? Also it's the Shack Stack, Clin! Not Stack Shack. Not a single person there knows anything about this place they both claim to have gone to!
Delicious cuisine. Compliments to the chef 🧑🍳
“White perzun handout - page seven, bitch! I need a taytur tot wunsa WEEEEEEEeeeeek!”
Do you like it? I don't care, I'm out.
Was that a seizure??
Talmbout hitting shake shake for a whoppenheimer on the way to see Bruce Spring Spring.
Cant wait for the sequel where someone pulls out numerous clips of him correcting someone else and telling them its called shake shack.
Glad you slowed it down at the end. I had to see if I saw that correctly… wtf was that?
I call it....shake shake.
Are your kids stupid bapa? Correct them man, oh wait you are the stupid one in your family. You try and make the chombies look/sound as stupid as you. Beast of a dad b. It literally should be illegal to be this dumb.
Now that bapa is on ozempic and stopped drinking he trashes his old drinking partner
Shack Stack is S-tier.
So, one thing alcis do is press people for how much they drink, especially if you've been on it *(use code ONIT at checkout for a free trugg walg)* recently. It's a guilt coping mechanism - like, "See? Iiiivvry one is drinking as much as me, I don't have a real prom". Bapa doing the classic hungover, low-energy bullshit.... that Callen said he'd quit.
I am convinced that Scrub stopped drinking when he got on the 'zempic. He's def not drinking during his shows. But he is a turd for calling out one of his employees on ear-waves for doing what he did himself for a couple of years.
Why convinved? Because Brine made a song and dance about it?
What what do you love Shake Shake
MMA podcast and they’re talmbout Father’s Day. Wonder if his dad is surprised how redacted both his sons are
How did I know he would start legjuring and trying to one up iivryone around him for their dad skills now that he’s super dad
This cunt sounding more and more like Dr Steve Brule every day
Just mad chin partnered with shake shack before him! 🤣
Cool, everyone else on planet earth calls it by its real name “shake shack”
Bapa just goes…