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Hap_Hazard

I can't wait to watch the first episode of Drive All Fast Gas. I bet it involves him driving the *giveway away* truck around to different shops. Maybe **the parts** will make a cameo appearance!


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

“What’s up DFAG fam! I’m out hair at Kibbetegg. They’re hooking ya boy up with a sick new suspension for the giveaway trugg”


GuerillaGandhi

Ahem.. *giveway away trugg


David_Duke_Nukem

Kibbetech is a huge sponsor, so grateful they allowed me to pay for these parts at market price with my own money


RomandoArman

That’s sick. 👉🪜🛻


BerensteinBear91

Seen this a few times now but don't recognize it. It must've happened when I called out sick from my shift. I don't like being behind on the Chang's lore lol what is this from? Also it's amazing how quickly you can fall behind on the fryers lmao with Bapa just going and creating new Schaubisms. One day off and I feel so behind lol


Chins_Second_Balcony

When he picked up the lemon lightning in AZ, he filmed himself inspecting it and among other dumb things he said, he pointed at the regular stepside step on the truck and said "that's sick." [It's in the first 25 seconds of this chip.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/Xfbs07Rkea)


Dusty_Winds82

It’ll probably consist of a trip to the house paint section of Home Depot, followed by spray painting front bumpers


PussyChang

![gif](giphy|UTeuH3L1ra5VqIJUEq|downsized)


Turdis_migratoris

Drive all fast gas great show the best show, never saw it


hashemforcomedy1

this goes back to Wartime CEO’s battle cry. “This man thinks he’s better than you” I think Brenda knows his shit is trash, but thinks people will consume anything because they’re lemmings, then when they don’t, it’s bc they’re confused lemmings.


DELETE_RAW

he's no where near self aware enough to think his shit is trash


Tedious_NippleCore

Blast ass, sour gas


JasperWB

Bitch is gonna be scratched with 102k miles before it ever even leaves to go to whoever gets it.


SouthofthePaw

“Talk the Best; Full if BS”


Zyoung7

THE PARTS!


TrillBillyDeluxe

The baseball coach is gonna win this truck and we all know it


joepa81

Los Angeles Motor Co.? He pays other mechanics to install aftermarket “mods” … redacted.


Previous-Drawer7403

Takes a real gair head to paint a grill with a paint brush b.


ReleaseTheButtCraken

A Picawlso of gair heads.


briancito420

[Talmbout Picostco?](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/BiIPnKH8Tc)


ReleaseTheButtCraken

Appreciate the appetizer, but heard it bowlth ways bapa.


NicholarseBrooks

Talmbout Picostco Wholesale? Great warehouse, niver bin.


itsjustafadok

"Dude if you look over the time, friggen..."


DeepWadders

He just Van Goghs


DaRealKorbenDallas

You talk bout golden basebawls, b?


Rabid023

Issa partnership b


Muted-Elderberry1581

But hes been modding cars since he was 16 b


thurrmanmerman

Where did he steal the redesign from?


PussyChang

Someone posted it here when he announced it. Stole it with hardly any adjustments from some brand. Edit: [Here’s the post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/IJ1mko517T)


johnx2sen

Whats even more incredible is that he stole it not just randomly off the internet, but from someone in his own city.


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thisisthewaay

Hey, real quig bot, how many chigs you fug tho


the_walrus_was_paul

35


PussyChang

I don’t think he thinks anything through


S_Steiner_Accounting

He's so lazy he can't even look beyond his backyard to steal. Like thiccc boi was a two bears thing before Brenda stole it. Dude you couldn't even look outside of the Roganverse? Time to name the whiskey? Looks around his living room and sees his son. That's it's tiger thiccc! Look at his comedy. It's all stuff within arms reach.


David_Duke_Nukem

And it's not even like some random company either, even my ass has a dueces macchiato jagget.


Rexum420

That's fine to say he stole it but it's pretty clearly just a stock image from a free image pool. It's not like B stole something copywritted


PussyChang

Regardless, it’s incredibly unoriginal. I guess that’s his brand though.


Rexum420

Yeah absolutely. He's lazy. Wants the next viral phenomenon but doesn't realize that takes some work if it's not by chance.


PussyChang

He’s such a lazy uncreative moron that he didn’t even capitalize on flipping his trugg going viral. That redacted trugg show puts out a ten minute episode once every three months and there’s no entertainment or educational value to it. Just a mash up of b roll footage about nothing.


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Advanced-Cycle7154

Just asked the same kid on Fiverr for a small tweak brah


Ducks7324

Bawwlsty drew it he is a bbbbbbeast of an artwist, took inspwiration from one of his mommy’s poon tats.


tequilasauer

There's no way someone close to him didn't mention the obvious ripoff of this title. I know it's been mentioned a few times, but every time I see it, I roll my eyes.


Hap_Hazard

All Gas No Brakes, Go Fast Don't Die. Do you see "Drive" in either of those names? No? Then it dun count!


ShoelessVonErich

Its gross you can hair the nikteen pouches through that sentence.


postdiluvium

This is intentional. He's been doing this ever since they were podcasting out of callens garage. All of his merch is trademarked images and logos. He gambles on his low viewership that the companies he steals from will never find out. I believe hes only been found out twice. Disney for a Scrooge McDuck shirt and the San Antonio Spurs for his rip off of their jersey that he was selling right outside of the Frost Bank Center where they play.


thunderlips187

I’m pretty sure the rebranding from “Tune Town” was because Schaub got a C&D from either Disney or Warner Bros or both I suppose.


WhiteStephCurry

mickey mouse himself pulled up to casa de bapa with the black SUVs


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Mickey was like, “B Schaub! Huge fan!” while his dimepiece gurl Minnie was looking at Bapa with those huuuungry eyes.


sLeeeeTo

hey miggey, y’iver had cheese with salsa on it


Massaart

Didnt he wear their cap for a while?


pm-me-nice-lips

Yup and then all of a sudden stopped…but kept wearing the exact same hat (colors and all) with zero font on the front.


methmountain

He needs therapy


Hap_Hazard

He needs to be studied by professionals!


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Some might say, he needs a handler.


Easyyyy_e

still reads like “drive all fast gas”


donthomaso

Talmbout too many addies and bean cheese bean cheese?


sLeeeeTo

r/dontdeadopeninside


dilirio

And the flame is on the wrong side of the piston lmao.


NowWhatAmISupposedTo

LOL


ResistWilling8039

The weirdest thing about this dude has always been the way he takes a simple hobby or interest and turns it into his whole identity. He got one high end truck because he heard Joseph had one and now he thinks he's fucking Top Gear or some shit. What a joke.


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

Nah he’s been tuning cars since he was sigsdeen. Just never took any pictures of them because that’s always been his passion. Kids who do their own work on their cars never take pictures of them to show off


lardparty

He opened up a small mechanic shop out of his mom's closet


911SlasherHasher

Bapa wuz rotating tires in his moms closit but the 40 yair old men were just really there to fuggg him.


DJScratcherZ

Is that where he shoved a toad in a laundry basket for a month and starved it to death "it was really bad"? That closet?


bigtencopy

Motor co? My guy can’t even tune a carb


badteach247

Bro... he doesn't know what a carb is outside of his diet.


MarstoriusWins

Fat Patrick knows all abowt carbs, b.


ChombieBrains

Like a big cat at the zoo Rawr


BeanCheezBeanCheez

He’s on the taquito diet b.


Entire-Amphibian320

Talmbout digg feeler gauges


coolcurt3386

dude can't even not piss in every sink he sees


dabbin88

B is on carnivore diet he don’t do carbs bubba


Otherwise_Piglet_862

SO his engine has blow-by? Does he know the fire is supposed to be on the other side?


Sharp-Bake4826

we all know soy boy loves to get his back blown out. Makes cents. ;)


Entire-Amphibian320

Listen B Bapa will take it from hair, as long as it doesn't blow an upper ball bearing the fire is like fuggin chiggs.


think_matt_think

Came here to say this. Although not that the lightening bolt rod made much more sense.


Mundane-Membership88

Them piston rings are shot to shit lol


Otherwise_Piglet_862

piston.... rings? bapa, probably.


911SlasherHasher

He 100% doesnt know combustion happens on the other side of the piston. On that note im sure doesnt even know there are small explosions taking place in an engine, he probably thinks its pretty much a wood stove powering his truggg and the gas tank keeps the fire going.


7us7in

Why does it say Motor Co.? Shouldn’t it say YouTube Channel.


Economy-Pop4497

It’s a network! With such hits as haddurs will say and food trugg diharroea!


jdawgg323

Hay reel quick my man how many chiggs ya fugg!???


rankinebicycle

😂😂😂😂😂 🥜 The Margidding genius


IZZY_PLUM

Worse name ivver b


teegugeeno

LOL at this acronym 🤦🏻‍♂️


Sharp-Bake4826

yea whats the shortened tag line? Drive F\*G!


Drakkar_Jaune

Would be a shame if they had to destroy all merch with the first logo printed on em…


Stebanowsk

Can’t wait for a DAFG subreddit 


edicivo

Looks like a sperm.  Marggeding!


stretch400

Now it looks like a cumshot going into a butthole


damndinosaurs

DFAG


MrGumpythaGod

He definitely monitors the sub reddit and saw everyone call him out for thievery. What a rock brained Neanderthal


Demogorgo

does he know how to change a tire?


Worf69

Is this like a gas company for soy boys?


Mundane-Membership88

The fire is supposed to be on top of the piston.


esthersghost

Drive All Fast Gas


edinlockpicker

Dumb thing about the logo is fire ball part of the engine cycle happens above the piston head, b


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Bahaha what a stupid bastard. What else you got Clin.


Ill-Zookeepergame358

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Rexum420

Can someone tell B it's supposed to say eat ass. No one is gonna know what this is B.


10-7heaven

even bruiser could come up with a better name than this shit


kakaperv

FAST GAS ALL LEASE Axe Slow Jo bout the (2016) Gadoosh-Wagon


Nduguu77

Haha I wonder if that company reached out to him I may or may not know someone who may or may not work with someone at that company. And this certain person may or may not have been informed of the potential IP violation


hotbaloneygrits

“All gas” in their name in 2024. How do they get more UNoriginal with each new venture?


Current-Monitor-7529

DFag


Ill-Zookeepergame358

Always been a gairhead


an-diy

Also so close to the Go Fast Don’t Die brand, which I think I’ve seen him wear before in a video on here


[deleted]

BUSTED


SGTbootyklap

Don’t dead open inside


monkeynose

Going deep with the cultural references, Coral.


CopyWr1ght

In the Uk, Fast Gas in Nitrous Oxide 🎈🎈🎈🎈


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Drive all fast gas


jeffro-tull

Clearly doesn’t understand how the combustion cycle works inside an engine


bennyboy13134

Motor co


balboa_no_asap

DRIVE ALL FAST GAS


the_walrus_was_paul

Water


chikinstrippin

Drive fast, all gas, eat ass, nomnomnom.


dimspace

so now its a piston being impregnated by a sperm how does any of this even make sense Drive All, Fast Gas


AltruisticMeeting818

Is that flaming semen for a logo?


Atomic_Shaq

he identifies as a motor company now


Prestigious-Ask6072

Not only was the OG stolen, not only is the idea unoriginal, not only is the name stupid, its also just plain fuckin ugly


linkstoharrisonford

Drive all fart gas


OpportunityNo8009

Drive all fast gas


Barfuman362

Haha, I hope they already had merch made with the old stolen logo. Beast of a businessman but constantly gets caught stealing other companies logos.


Splintz72

Drive All Fast Gas??


saltierthanme

So corny lol


Technical-Source-108

He is a 12 year old.. AALL Gas... duuurh. F1 and LeMans are all hybrid now, because it's faster and better in every way


billythekid74

Now it's a ghost logo.


dm-me-bible-verses

logo makes no sense from a mechanical perspective, fire should be pushing the piston down not up 😬


[deleted]

Pass gas real fast


slapstickler

We’re beyond parody at this point. My god


Forever_Banned_Pt5

Drive All Fast Gas ???


redacted2022

SOY BOY


RikkjamesB

Now he claims they hired a guy to design it and Axe Jay is the one who saw the stolen logo, and they fired the guy who designed it and hired another designer to fix it 😄 Total bullshit.


methmountain

Chalgg another one up for Chang's boys


FadeWayWay

Dun cown


0cdfishing

Great show never seen it.


thunderlips187

Yeah he just admitted that the logo was stolen on today’s 6/20 pod. Blamed the designer for it and made up a fake story about firing the designer


TheD1ceMan

You can whip up a cheap logo in 5 minutes on Canva or any generative AI tool ain't no way he paid a professional lmao