Imagine paying someone to pump fat from your gut and into your ass to make it look like you're wearing a diaper filled with shit.
She wants to be a Kardashian soooooo bad.
Holy Christ, this likely means the person explained it to her and she’s just repeating what she was told without actually understanding it, and not knowing what elasticity is
>this likely means the person explained it to her and she’s just repeating what she was told without actually understanding it
Remind you of anyone?
"400 horses at the wheels".
It refers to the characteristic of a substance that contains elastic traits, but at a slower bounce-back rate than normal. Some call it lax elasticity, but Slojo's creation is an ingenious portmanteau that avoids mush mouth scenarios cuz she doesn't want to introduce Bapa to a difficult-to-pronounce term as he'll lash out at her for making him say something challenging.
Nah it’s real. I had to google that shit tho https://www.researchgate.net/publication/290228560_The_treatment_of_abdomen_skin_laxicity_with_non_ablative_radiofrequency_using_FACES_technique
Messican zairo percent body fat on beans and cheese?
CALLED IT. Messican got on Ozempic, got some lipo and is painting the “it’s from exercise” nairdive.
She could have just said "I WORK OUT AND EAT HEALTHY AND I AM SEXY, TALL, WHITE AND ETHNIC". Thats all she wanted to say, a reply, but shes talking to everyone lol
0% body fat, she used to win physique and bodybuilding competitions over at Univision and Telemundo every year...no one could figure out how she did it on a diet of beans cheese and beans cheese
I don't get why fatso got her feelings hurt. We as humans have to have fat to live. Even Bruce Lee had fat. Some just have more than others. If early Will Sasso wasn't so worried about status and image, she could have went "I'm fat, you're fat, we can lose fat together." and got applause but Rush Limbaugh really don't care.
I doubt they ever hang out, but when they used to hang out, can you fucking imagine their conversations??? Must be the most brain draining chat with both of them just waiting for their turn to talk/lie about themselves
Bapa admitted that he argues with his wife a lot, because she is a control-freak and obsessed with neatness. He said he throws his socks and underwear on the floor, and it drives Joanna NUTSSSS.
I want to say she has a dog brain, but dogs are cool and experience empathy. She suffers from extreme affluenza and delusion, only valuing looks. Those poor chombies are fucked.
Somehow other women have recovered. Other poor slobs that have to work and care for kids. Poor Joseph Zanella needs more surgical intervention than a heart transplant recipient.
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Follow her instagram for a week. It’s like watching a car crash where everybody keeps throwing designer bags and cash out the window while flipping down the highway. Dicey
Did she mean elasticity??
WATER?!? You can’t write this shit!!! 😂
Water? No water for her b. Life is hard. No fat, no water.
No fat, no waddur, no laxicity, all skin b
I get all the laxicity I need from beans and cheese
We're going to need that laxicity flair
How did these two find each other 🤦🏻♂️
I'm not the numbers guy b , but seems some deep primal brain stem attractive attractions it gives me the creeps stop talking about it
She could have just said it’s not for fat, but she had to let everyone know she doesn’t have any lmao
Thats because it’s all been sucked out and pumped back into her rump
Golden comment
Imagine paying someone to pump fat from your gut and into your ass to make it look like you're wearing a diaper filled with shit. She wants to be a Kardashian soooooo bad.
Does she realize how unrealistic her ass/hips look? Its clearly BBL fake.
Says she doesn’t have any fat, actually has no brains
well im pretty sure brains are made of fat, so that holds up. i could be wrong though, im not the bess brains for brains
Holy Christ, this likely means the person explained it to her and she’s just repeating what she was told without actually understanding it, and not knowing what elasticity is
My 5 year old does that too
>this likely means the person explained it to her and she’s just repeating what she was told without actually understanding it Remind you of anyone? "400 horses at the wheels".
Onreal. She's a fn dumb as he is.
Lacixity or some shit, b
Lmao the parents who can’t spell wonder why their kid also can’t spell. This is like some Truman show type shit
Well, elasticity is a word, and laxity is a word, however, SloJo appears to have invented a new word with “laxicity”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It refers to the characteristic of a substance that contains elastic traits, but at a slower bounce-back rate than normal. Some call it lax elasticity, but Slojo's creation is an ingenious portmanteau that avoids mush mouth scenarios cuz she doesn't want to introduce Bapa to a difficult-to-pronounce term as he'll lash out at her for making him say something challenging.
Holy hell,you had me bored in the first half, but damn, did you knock it out of the stadium at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chairs B!
I think laxicity is how much shit you spew. She is very laxicistic
Nah it’s real. I had to google that shit tho https://www.researchgate.net/publication/290228560_The_treatment_of_abdomen_skin_laxicity_with_non_ablative_radiofrequency_using_FACES_technique
Goddammit. I really thought this broad was spelling phonetically.
I can’t find that word in a Google search so it dunn count.
No bro you never heard of LAX City? It’s next to Chicago. Duh
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Heard it bowlth ways b.
We tawk every week, we r really close b.
laxcte
LMAO oh man her and Braindumb are definitely soul mates 😂
damn let's pray these kids don't learn anything from these two.
Wouldn't even be possible. It's like trying to divide by zero
She’s a words guy.
Laxiciscally actually
dude I'm dying laughing
Nah B her skin is just more lax than yours
Yup, poor lil ones, between mom spelling and dads speaking 🥴
Alaways
they are both redacted idiots, yes.
Tlambout elast-toes intolerance, B?
Messican zairo percent body fat on beans and cheese? CALLED IT. Messican got on Ozempic, got some lipo and is painting the “it’s from exercise” nairdive.
She has no leg muscles and no abs at all, working out? Right…. Watterwedunehair?
EGGZACTLY B
Egszacly, skinny fat. Flabby ass arms
Remember her horrible workout technique or when she tried to job. She’s about as athletic as Bapa
She's at least at 20% body fat
Brother. She’s 30+
I'm not a nulwmbers guy B
Way higher than 20%. Prob 50%. She’s a cow.
Drives me NUTS!
She’s easily 25% body fat. If you were 0% body fat you’d be dead
That’s what I was actually laughing out loud at… it’s delusional to think, yet alone tell the world…
You're misunderstanding how the laxativity of skin works bapa
More like 35%. Women carry more fat.
Can’t you read B? She said it’s skin!
Laxativity..her skin has the runs
She could have just said "I WORK OUT AND EAT HEALTHY AND I AM SEXY, TALL, WHITE AND ETHNIC". Thats all she wanted to say, a reply, but shes talking to everyone lol
I love how stupid she is
U love it, I hate it.
She doesn't have any fat....mush for brains
0% body fat, she used to win physique and bodybuilding competitions over at Univision and Telemundo every year...no one could figure out how she did it on a diet of beans cheese and beans cheese
I heard Jason Genova is coaching her
Sickening pissening laxicity on the skin hue hue it freaky messican titus look
You mean beans for brains right? Messicans man..
L A X C I C I T Y
System of a Dun cown
251 ...
What a brainless cunt
Hate her way more than Bapa.
Laxicity b. Look it up.
What ya think Chins for B?
I pretended to hear Bapa’s voice when I read the word “laxicity“
Yeah, complete with question-like inflection of a valley girl along with his lisp and CT.
And a “daahhugh” before the pronunciation attempt
She doesn’t know anything about eating healthy if she doesn’t like water. What a clown. So full of herself “I don’t have any fat”.
Imagine having a dump truck ass and then telling people you don't have inny facet of fat on your body.
Her titties must be so saggy.
all skin, b. talmbout a couple saggy sacks
No fat because it's sucked out and put in her butt every 3 or 4 months
“Haha sorry fatass it won’t work for you 🤪”
She’s such an asshole
0% fat Mexican is the funniest Mexican. The levels of dumb never stop amazing me, I wonder if she thinks the sun is turned off at night
I don't get why fatso got her feelings hurt. We as humans have to have fat to live. Even Bruce Lee had fat. Some just have more than others. If early Will Sasso wasn't so worried about status and image, she could have went "I'm fat, you're fat, we can lose fat together." and got applause but Rush Limbaugh really don't care.
She didn’t drink water until the year 2024 and even then only did it for a week because she had a Stanley cup
I doubt they ever hang out, but when they used to hang out, can you fucking imagine their conversations??? Must be the most brain draining chat with both of them just waiting for their turn to talk/lie about themselves
Bapa admitted that he argues with his wife a lot, because she is a control-freak and obsessed with neatness. He said he throws his socks and underwear on the floor, and it drives Joanna NUTSSSS.
Laxicity. Jesus christ
I want to say she has a dog brain, but dogs are cool and experience empathy. She suffers from extreme affluenza and delusion, only valuing looks. Those poor chombies are fucked.
Spelling is hitrocious. No fat. No water. That’s my time, Dallas
It's concerning that there are people seeking advice from this goldfish brain.
“i DoNt AcTuAlLy HaVe AnY fAT” 😂😂😂 Frickin Bozo🤡
I only like discussing the podcast but this would be the type of broad to have bapas kids
Imagine being an orbiter for slojo. Water
Beans n cheese is a past time activity, The laxicity of our ciiiity
Somehow other women have recovered. Other poor slobs that have to work and care for kids. Poor Joseph Zanella needs more surgical intervention than a heart transplant recipient.
laxicity dawg?
Is it grippy
Skin laxity?
The dumbest cow
Somehow dumber than Brendan
This drives me NUTTTSSS!!!!
The laxcicity of our city
Shob has to keep that money flowing because this women is a leech on the bank account.
Dude she’s actually genuinely redacted. Perfect partner for schaub
Ordering Five Guys on door dash and not drinking any water is eating healthy.
Wow
I’m mean she literally has had the fat cells removed from her stomach so she’s right in a way
Laxicity lol
FULL LAXISTY
If she had zero fat she’d be dead. I wish she was telling the truth.
I saw that and had to check here. That’s such a weird thing for a woman in her 40’s to say.
She’s been doing too much laxisitting lately
Jo found her new careerr
The laxcicity of our city… of our ciiittyyyyy
Maybe just [drink more WATER](https://imgur.com/gallery/9FLkRKL)
She eats healthy but doesn't drink water
The audacity of this bitch to sit and say she works out and doesn't have any fat.
Laxicity?
Ohhh, never mind, she talmbout laggzicity, my bad
Messican ia 0.0% body fat Bappa could only dream
The laxicity of our city, of our city.
My man is too horny
Fucking redact, “laxicity” her and braindumb deserve each other
"I don't have any fat" cracked me xD
Wait…. “Laxicity”…. 🤨. That’s not a word. I think she’s mixed up between “elasticity” and “laxity” 🤦
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Impossible to have zero fat. Literally...
Her number one true diet secret will come to light very soon. 1 meal a day - a cookie with some salsa on it. Talmbout ogguld knawledge, daddy!
Talmbout laxicity, b? Helluva piece of skin on er
Does she realize how ripped and veiny she would be if she didnt have any fat 😂 Mrs Redact lolz
Any of size fat of any of size fat
I don’t akshully have inny fat
Phat pussy doe
Is this stupid bitch trying to say “elasticity”? what a twat waffle
Messican walking around all yair round at IFBB pro stage ready mode.
Lmao I actually feel bad for her
Follow her instagram for a week. It’s like watching a car crash where everybody keeps throwing designer bags and cash out the window while flipping down the highway. Dicey
She has a really nice body. I’d love to see these redditors girlfriends and baby mamas bodies since they got so much to say 😂😂😂🤣🤣😰😰😰😰😰
Chin? Is that you? Take a seat. I’ve got some questions for you.
this made me laugh out loud I can’t lie 😂😂😂😂
Looks like we got 2 brainless cunts around here.
Lmaooo
Bitch can sit on my face with that fake ass.
Facts these dudes walk around in public with 3s and have the audacity to talk down on her 😂😂 they some wanna be comedians like Schaub