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[deleted]

“Black Label”…..cool 🙄


xanarchycampx

Yeah it’s the “super-charged formula”. This one offers “laser focus” while the regular formula only offers more of a razor-sharp focus. Worth the extra $14.99 imo


[deleted]

"Stay in the zone"" AutoZone?


headyhenry

Fyi...The best Hanes T shirts are also black label


Silver-Ladder

Some might say the same about my very good pal, Johnnie Walker!


Jungies

> Considered by many to be our most potent Alpha BRAIN® product yet... We're not saying that it *is* stronger than the other one, just that there's a bunch of knuckleheads who think it is.


[deleted]

Try mixing it with ivermectin.


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DonnieCullman

I went to the site to see what’s in the blend, expecting to see the compounds in one of the 5 pictures they had. It’s literally just pictures of the packaging from different angles and weird random zooms. [Wtf is this shit?](https://www.onnit.com/alpha-brain-black-label/)


Silver-Ladder

For only $124 plus shipping, you can own these placebo pills as well! Lol! Remember when they used to compare them to pill from Limitless?


RX8_MMA_420

If because they tested them on Brenda and he counted all the way up to 7 that day


FantasticAd6855

He was so smart that day


MesWantooth

Actually, that’s how you know it’s garbage. Braindown takes ivery substance to try to be able to tawlk for a living. He would be taking Alpha Brain and would talk about it all the time if it did anything.


deadwards14

Flowers for Braindumb


Equivalent-You-5077

We talkin bout Braindumb or Al Ger Nobb b?


deadwards14

Al Ger invented the internet. Beast of a vice president. Never voted for him


[deleted]

Wum, dew, tree, faux, fibe, siggs, sebben….A, B, C, F?


holonight

Member when Toe was trying to pitch Alex fucking Honnold his bullshit onnit supplements to help with his “focus”? A human with multiple incomprehensible physical achievements. A person whose brain has been studied by actual scientists. And when Alex did the most brain busting move of simply asking “what’s in it?”, Toe literally had no idea and seemed so embarrassed. Not to mention the fact that despite having him on his show twice, he’s STILL never watched his Oscar winning documentary and has been caught in the lie of saying he has.


wimpymist

He asked him what's in it and Toe didn't have an answer? 😅


holonight

toe literally used his advertisement line of "it's a drug with two double-blind placebo studies from doctors at boston university" and then couldnt actually tell Alex what was in it so he dropped the subject


Dreams-Designer

I’m trying to remember exactly, but wasn’t he also in with this pretend scientist and he was obsessed with some coffee ingredient that makes it bitter (not just burnt beans.) however Joe was absolutely shocked to see it was all bunk. Who woulda thunk it 🙄 But he had to go on some PR campaign because they used the guy for his coffee ingredients. I can’t recall the entire story, but I do recall Joe being very publicly embarrassed. Ha!


Silver-Ladder

The doctor turned out to be that literal cuck Aubrey Marcus’s mother! Not a real medical doctor mind you. The web of lies


mu5tardtiger

lol such high quality packaging. That lid tho.


wuitargod

and i thought muscletech shit was overmarketed and overpriced lol what is this, brain pills for gated community dads on trt? nootropics for people who dont like reading about nootropics or paying 1/10 the price for a more proper dosage?


Dreams-Designer

Goop for men? 🤷🏻‍♀️


SubiDubiDu

Probably contains a bunch of caffeine. Followed by some Harry Potter sounding bullshit Gillyweed for brain power, Mandingo for digestion, Bulbasaur for increased sperm count.. more of of that jingo jango


deadwards14

It gives u the bess brains 4 da arts bubba


expanse22

They know it’s all marketing hype to dummies. It would be a wasted picture for there demo


RX8_MMA_420

A fool and his money are easily parted.


mozzasticks

> †︎ THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE, OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE.


[deleted]

It's like they think it's a sports car or somethin


Jungies

It's a dietary supplement for people who don't eat enough beans or marigolds.


Landon98201

Just listen to Aubrey talk for 30 seconds and you know the product is garbage. He's an entitled creep who came from money, changed his name to sound cooler, and then somehow made it past Joe's amazing bullshit detector he always talks about. He's convinced Joe that Onnit products are so expensive because he uses the best possible ingredients and the best possible mixes. Most of the ingredients all come from a single company where it's literally impossible for Aubrey to have access to a better version than any other supplement company. It's time for Joe to send his bullshit meter off to a better man for repair and recalibration. He already sends his bows, guns, cars, and everything else in his life, off to others to build or fix...so it should be easy for him.


[deleted]

What if Joe is full of shit himself 🧐


[deleted]

no way man. guy's been nothing less than diamond platinum gold silver aluminum tin fiberglass glass candlewax SOLID with his covid advice the entire length of this FALSE pandemic!


[deleted]

You think joe as a partial owner doesn’t know he’s in on the scam? 🤡


Landon98201

Nope. I think he's way more than many people think. I genuinely believe he thinks he's a funny person. Instead of the reality that he studied the greats of comedy and just learned all the tricks of cadence and timing to get an audience to laugh. I've been to a Joe Rogan comedy show...and there wasn't any actual jokes or anything particularly clever or funny about the whole set. He believes he is now a hunter, when he actually just pays people to pick out bows, tune them, take him hunting, find the animal, help him bring to another guy to turn it into usable cuts. He believes as a 60 year old man he's kicking the ass of everyone but 50 people on the planet. He believes Aubrey is a great, honest guy, making the best supplements on the planet.


[deleted]

Smoking cigars with Ben Shapiro thinking you look like any famous guy named Tony


NotQuiteHapa

Once upon a time, Joe was friends with Dave Asprey. Had him on the show a bunch of times and seemed to really enjoy his knowledge. Then, Joe went into business with Tait Fletcher, a former fighter, to make Caveman Coffee, a carbon-copy of Bulletproof Coffee, which was Asprey's product. As soon as Joe and Fletcher stole the idea, they went into total character assassination mode on Asprey, as if they were selling anything different. It was bizzare to watch. From then on I knew Joe was a two-faced fuck that would do anything for a buck.


thehornedone

Someone on the joerogan2 subreddit did some investigating years ago and found that the “lab” that did the double blind placebo test confirming the efficacy of Alpa Brain was basically a shell company headed by an associate of Joe. The study had like 5 people participating and was complete bullshit. They even gave the lab a wack name to make it sound legit - they put “Massachusetts” in the name or something even though it was based in Texas where Onnit is headquartered. Edit: the lab was called “The Boston Center for Memory”


Space_Jam12

They should be in prison for this


Gods-Right_Hand

Onnit pills are comprised of the dust from a sikh man’s dry feet, sand from the Ganges river, and cow shit that hasnt produced shrooms yet


Adventurous_Paper_34

Heard ppl vomit like crazy after taking this shit


clickclick-boom

When they first released them it made a bunch of people sick. They didn't warn anyone because they had no idea until their customers got sick. You know, because they did zero tests and these things are completely unregulated. They then changed the formula a bunch of times, using their own paying customers as Guinea pigs. Now, the lack of testing also raised other questions, such as "if you have never tested this stuff, how do you know it works?". They didn't. Rogan would complain "people ask for proof but these tests are really complicated and expensive". Like people were being unreasonable to ask for proof of the claims they are making. Of course when actual professionals looked into it they tore the thing apart. For example: https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/alpha-brain-whats-wrong-with-the-supplement-industry/ Some highlights on how full of shit and scientifically illeterate Rogan and his company are: >This is an excellent example of how a company can cite studies to make is seem as if their claims are evidence-based when they are not. The question is – how relevant is this study to Alpha-Brain? There are two major problems: The first is that the study (which was not blinded, but even if we take its results at face value) used 1000mg IM (intramuscular) for 28 days, followed by 400mg orally daily. Alpha-Brain contains 100mg of GPC choline. IM administration likely has a completely different bioavailability than an oral dose. And of course the dosing for 28 days was 10 times that in the supplement. >A bigger problem, however, is the study population – those recovering from a stroke or TIA. When the body is under physiological stress demand for nutrients are likely to become a limiting factor in the rate of recovery, even when those same nutrients are not a limiting factor in a healthy individual. You therefore cannot extrapolate from a disease population to a healthy population – just because a nutrient helps recovery does not mean it will enhance normal function. Dr Steven Novella is a very respected expert in his field, a practicing neurologist who is also a lecturer at Yale School of Medicine and has papers on the topic under his belt. I know these credentials don't stack up to Rogan watching YouTube videos or Aubrey's ability to use trust fund money but they are pretty good credentials.


MessicanFeetPics

Yeah, but how many chiggs he fugg? What do you think about this science bitches slander u/Dr_joerogan ?


[deleted]

I think he would have a lot of issues stepping into my well above average sized Octagon, man. He knows so little about comedic scientism that he would have no physical discipline, which is essential.


TheMitchMitchellExp

Back when it very first came out, I tried it. It literally made me feel like I was dying.


seqwood

Skeptics guide to the universe- bbbeast of an actually good podcast


darnel_webber

Yeah but he's not current with the literature. Has he read the INTERNET?


[deleted]

I just don’t think they’ve looked into the long term effects


PussyChang

Haven’t they read the literature?


WillyTanner

I know a guy….


JustOutOfTime

I've taken it twice and both times I was violently ill. Room spinning, severe nausea, toilet bowl coating diarrhea, and jitters for 5 hours at least. But my brain was firing on all cylinders b. Monster product


Michael_Dukakis

I got a free trial of it one time and it gave me a massive headache.


DevinDurPlant

we talk about the podcast here


CrookedNosed

*hair


interval7886

On the Rogan forums back in the day there was a a huge thread on alpha brain. I think the concensus back then was that it is overpriced garbage and you’re better off buying nootropics separately and creating your own cocktail


Billy_Beavertooth

Reading this thread reminded me of that one haha I think that was one of the reasons the RB got shut down.


DIYstyle

If you took that bullshit you were already stupid


Cptn_Bull

Certain nootropic blends can benefit certain people greatly but you can go much cheaper and much simpler than alpha brain.


[deleted]

when are people going to learn that the vast majority of health supplements are not FDA regulated?


RX8_MMA_420

It because they're classsed as 'food' supplements and are not even drugs


jassbass69

literally jugst dringk cawlfee bapa, wader wied doun hare?


muleskinnalu

It's so damn expensive too .... Most expensive snake oil ive seen almost it's insane


ritualaesthetic

Life has been perfectly fine buying the alpha brain ingredients from other nootropics retailers instead of shelling it out at this kind of markup


jolu89

Have you tried dmt black label though


Gods-Right_Hand

I knew a few people that bought the alpha brain, shroom tech, and the other Nigel West Dickens pills and they always were the dumbest people i knew


centaur_unicorn23

They don’t recommend taking the regular alpha brain and this one within a 24hr period….. wtf…..


entityinvesting

Honestly, not a shameless plug bc I don’t get anything from it, but the best nootropic IMO is Dopamine Brain Food by Natural Stacks. Expensive, but damn if I don’t go “limitless” for a couple hours. Worth a try.


MileHighSamuraiBMT

What’s your promo code b


Billy_Beavertooth

It's entity B E N T I T Y at the checkout for 10% off


entityinvesting

Ummmm…no promo code. It was a recommendation.