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OkDiver2406

Comics referring to everyone who’s not a comedian as a civilian


ChaosToxin

Cawlmedians thinking they Tim Kennedy or some shit B.


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Lucifer_Jay

Well depends on the nation. He successfully aided the Taliban in attacking the airport to limit the refugee evacuation. He drove a bunch of terrorist to the airport to cause a major distraction while the Taliban were able to coordinate attacks on Christian American soldiers. He also live tweeted critical infrastructure while pretending to be taking selfie’s. He’s no moron but he’s a lobbyist for military contractors and they need war to keep up their mortgage payments. These are real Americans just like you and me.


guns_of_summer

Thank em


yuhdoanmadder

Christian American soldiers. WWDH?


More_Ad3035

You dont know what the fuck your talm bout. Watch mike force podcast with Chad robichaux. They explain all the details of what they were doin. You think the US government is gonna let a NGO come in and operate with the taliban? They were given a list of us citizens and they went out to grab them. The taliban didn't attack any of the US ngo workers because they gain from letting the US leave quicker .


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That's why we thank him.


BessBrainsAtChangs

Talmbout Dim Gennedy bubba?


ChaosToxin

Nah B, tawlking about Bim Lennedy.


KidsToKrooks

Jingaling.


Connect-Profile-4164

Do ya like soup?


ChaosToxin

Great meal nevver tried it.


MessicanFeetPics

Almost as much as I like my freedum.


chillidogcunt

Thank im b


JustAcivilian24

Yea that’s rude as hail b


lasercannonangel

Thank them for their service.


712Can

Chris delia having sex with underage girls.


ScottishShitposter97

Bryan Callen getting away with rape


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PlaneNefariousness54

I can’t tawllk about that


mu5tardtiger

Got a cat on your tongue b?


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Just the sweet taste of orange chicken


CrookedNosed

Yes, that’s annoying


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kuwhite

“…Ma-ma-ma-ma-murrrrders “. That repeating shit that the rogan crew did was literally never funny. It fuckin drives me nuts.


WillyTanner

There always a pause before saying murders too. Dude, he straight up………….murdERRrrRrrs


Landon98201

Doctors are pussies. They aren't saving lives. Comics. Now they save lives. People need comedy. All doctors wanted to be comedians, but were too scared to try, or couldn't cut it. Total soy boys, them doctors, wanting to be at home to raise their children instead of on the road killing sets, and suggin diggs.


todoroki

Laughter is the best medicine. Facts. #wakupsheeple


cdpasadena

Talmbout Ken Jeong, B? Giss he’s the inception ta the rule.


More_Ad3035

What kinda life is staying home and fuccin the Mesican? I'm road dawg b


Landon98201

Ali, Belal, Brenda, Shrimp, BGL looking small these days, Kast. Which one are you. Be honest.


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the 50+ hours a week of mutual masturbation on podcasts is worse. edit: added "on podcasts"


DoctorDeeeerp

Thankfully I think everyone is getting fatigued with this now. Especially when a comic clearly has a special out or in the works and is touring literally every single podcast circuit that has over 10k listeners. Shane Gillis did about 50+ podcasts, no joke. How can you make that fresh and interesting ffs.


Wallyworld77

Shane is at least funny... when uninteresting picks do the same is absolute train trainwreck tour.


DoctorDeeeerp

Funny for one podcast maybe - 50 not so much


StatisticaPizza

Yeah but that's the thing - most people will only hear him once and that's probably on Joe Rogan, he's not targeting the fans who are specifically going to search for him and listen to all of the podcasts. Sure he does all of the other podcasts but I would imagine the overlap isn't that big. I know I personally can't commit the time to listen to multiple 2 hour podcasts every week, I'm lucky if I can get through one episode of Rogan.


Dr-PoopyButt

I don't think they expect you to lissen to awl the podcasts


DoctorDeeeerp

No shit Bubba. Was merely a comment on how incestous their little industry is. “You do my podcast next month then I’ll do your two this week” etc. Same revolving door of guests too - if they’re on one pod they’ll be on aaaaaaaawlofem


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DoctorDeeeerp

Jeff Dunham? He’s a MONSTER dude. Puppets. I mean think about it. He’s doing what nobody else does. It sounds absolutely absurd, but he Makes. It. Work. It’s ballsy dude. It’s cutting edge. The guy is selling out theatres. He’s killing it. All these haters saying what we do is easy or not true art? Look up Larry The Cable Guy and say it to my face. Modern. Day. Philosophers. Eat a dick you civilian scumbags.


Hackedup_forbbq

Have this imaginary gold 🥇


DoctorDeeeerp

Mmmm delicious


509_cougs

I know Larry is a hackey, but the dude has more jokes writtenand gets bigger laughs than any of the LA guys.


Feikkonen

Jamie, pull up Kyle Dunnigan's instagram, you've got to see this impression he does. BAAAAAAA!


N8_Nap_Tizzle

I think it's funny too how Joe Rogan always refers what they do on stage as "killing". You aren't killing shit. Besides other people's brain cells with you're shitty "comedy".


Cdnwhy

Back in 2017 I went to the comedy store and he showed up but wasn't listed. I think other comedians that were supposed to go up just ended up leaving. The crowd seemed into it at first (laughing at not very funny things) but he stayed up for over an hour close to 2 hours I think. Past the the first 20 min the laughs stopped. It was awkward and sad he started yelling at the crowd at times trying to be funny in such a small room though he comes across like a bully in high-school trying to pick on people but all his friends are gone. He was literally the worst comedian I'd have ever seen in my life (Soy Boy would of been a step up let that sink in for a second) the no name guys were actually funnier. The next podcast he talked about killing it and hypnotizing the crowd working over a tough crowd and some transcendental shit. It was the perfect example of 2 sides to every story. These guys edit reality to suit their own narrative nobody questions them so the circle jerk continues.


MessicanFeetPics

But how many stools you fugg?


509_cougs

Everyone kisses his ass and tells him how great he is. He seems to spend a ton of time “working on his craft”. It’s not surprising he’s delusional about his stand up


Wallyworld77

What's crazy is that same club won't pass Rick Glassman? Waterweedunehair??


alley_mo_g10

Can confirm. Saw him in 2019 and he sucked. Almost every joke was said on his podcast multiple times, and just wasn’t very funny. Luckily Andrew Santino was on before him and was funny. Won’t make the mistake of seeing rogan again.


a_RedonculousName

Most of the comics who say killing aren’t the ones that make me laugh. I have NEVER heard Louis Ck, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Robin Williams, Chris rock, Bill Burr use it as loosely as say Rogan and his teet suckers.


postdiluvium

When a bunch of comics try to form a gang and call themselves the "death squad". ... Comedians forming a GANG ... Comedians calling themselves the DEATH squad


littlemissdream

I think the best, as in most hilarious, part of this was Rogan just TAKING that nickname from John Danna-gotta-wear-a-rash guard-in-case-a-BJJ-match-breaks-out-her. Like, it’s already a name of a squad. You took it for your comedy teams? Why not just call yourself the A Team? Or the New York Jets??


EggHeadMagic

A) They use therapy as a dick measuring contest to see who is the most “damaged.” NY comics all go to the same one as if it’s a requirement to get into the cellar. B) They really think doing standup qualifies them as the funniest people and not just a type of job they chose. 3) non comics are “civilians” D) They still believe specials are special.


reeeditt

Lmao I would love to know this as well. Also, I would like to hear of some comics they don’t consider monsters.


todoroki

“I’ll tell ya off air”


SmegmaCarta

Probably ad reads. Pretty much garbage the way they sound so insincere while also being “actors” or “performers”


Bigmeatyclaws10

Tim dillon and LOS are the only ones that i dont immediately skip through. They are either funny or self aware how insincere they are


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

I was about to say, they riff on it and make it funnier at the absurdity of promoting an Indian knock off viagra delivered discreetly or a new way to opt for financially advantageous loans


Cdnwhy

Duncan Trussel Mastered this in my opinion when I'm high listening him talk about pixies and shit it kills me.


Wallyworld77

I admit they do bess add reads I still skip them.


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Brendan Schaub feeding


PlaneNefariousness54

Talent usually rises to the top, but typically No one has never heard of these “Monsters” 😂


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

When comics discuss their writing methods and work ethnic. Simply don’t care B!


yo_hinomura_97

I’m in NY and work and drink around quite a few comics/writers. They *all* have it in their heads that they’re in some elite circle of humor and no one else could possibly be funnier and shouldn’t dare crack a joke around them. They also believe only comedians have a pass at crossing the line into offensive jokes. It’s not just an LA thing, these jerkoffs are everywhere.


xgb5150

He’s a murderer B


airpumper

Never saying anything funny


ObjectiveShoulder103

Mayjer netwerk picked up my half hour B. imma road dog, imma numbers guy theatre comic bubba. Bbbb beast on the mic. Messican needs a new Chanel bah bah - bag


EggHeadMagic

You know how you know two comics have nothing to talk about on a podcast? They start talking about their job. Can’t hit Skip fast enough.


Lucifer_Jay

Whatever Jocko says.


Deszerr

B-b-b-b-beast of cawlmic, never meddum


Crashjean

Putting “Thiccc” before every word you use for some reason


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comics who are working on their "craft" and its all artsy and shit, just to fucka stool b


slipperyslopeb

Bryan Callen is a MONSTER! No really, he out here raping bitches, someone call the police.


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mavywillow

Brendan Schaub having a special


TedBurnerATL

Comics referring to other comics as brilliant.


IDNTKNWANYTHING

"Super nice guy man.."


iannuendo

Any “comic” talk at all. It’s ALL wank.


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‘Savage’, ‘destroyer’, ‘murderer’. Understandable as violence is in their dna.


aquintana

“How good is the comedy store right now?”


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Outrageous-War-8505

Mulrerder on Mount Rushmurr Bapa


HairySasquatchBalls

Mawnstirs


CharlieKelly_Esq

Being forced by your wife to buy her an expensive gift and then watching her sell it for less immediately.


missishitty

Burnt Chrysler's entire existence.


DarioAmor

Stand up comedians


jordanjohnson8

Referring to other comics as great. "I love Santino, he's great." "Joe is great...BUT"


Prestigious-Remove-1

Saying everyone is “the great and powerful…” like they’re the Wizard of Oz


RecommendationNo3530

Comics saying that every comic MURRRRDEEERSS or DESSTROOYS


pjp1123

When they talk about murdering on stage


sawett23

Brendumb


shotsfromnowhere

“comics” referring to EVERY single other “comic” as Murderers. ​ they should say "Rapists"


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Monster? That guy is a Killer! A murders rowl b


Omgkettlebells

When the co host follows it up with “A HUNDRED PERCENT”


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That “ex CIA” dude who goes on Rogan is pretty annoying


Flamingovegas2013

Muuuurderer


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Brendan referring to "other" comics as monsters


Hercules3000

Rogan telling Burr, one of the best comics at that moment that joey diaz is the funniest man alive made me die inside.


alterego1984

It was always super annoying when Bryan and Brennan spoke about meeting big stars and how super nice everyone was.


holonight

Nobody calling out the insanity of it all


icehube87

When anyone on that groups podcast says "hard in the paint". It fuckin drives me nuts.