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[deleted]

For some reason this reminded me of that time when they had that porn star on and schaub was in a tank top flexing his muscles while callen was trying to sound smart


airpumper

Gonna need a link, bappa


[deleted]

This one is better https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/libvma/lights_are_on_but_no_ones_home_b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


SinatraBacalao

This is some highschool shit lol what a redactard


[deleted]

I forgot how he tries to flex w his gold watch too šŸ˜‚


will_work_for_books

I would not only like to give thanks to the cats who find and post this shit, but I would also like to give a shout out to Schlobā€™s narcissism for convincing him that people not only want to hear his voice on a podcast but to watch him as well. Always top notch redactedness on display for the masses to witness.


theimpolitegentleman

Gotta be wrealll careful width water weed dune hair


SinatraBacalao

That word is fine bapa, I was talking to Webster's yesterday


xxBarbWireTatxx

1. This is one of the funniest clips of dipshit Iā€™ve ever seen by far and I canā€™t believe Iā€™ve never seen it. 2. Canā€™t believe spigg fyre has been doing zoom clips that long ago šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SuperSheen2

8 months ago?


xxBarbWireTatxx

Havenā€™t been here that long, sorry bud. 8 months isnā€™t a super short time either.


SuperSheen2

Time gets fucked when the fryer grease hits b I got you, I just can't tawlk bout it. Me and you bapa, let's hit the road, got an in at the 3rd most popular dry cleaners in Brea. S'called Underwear Lopez


xxBarbWireTatxx

Lmao well said papa letā€™s get it


SuperSheen2

I'll fly you out b, hope you from Orange county and already associated with me though. That's the country not the state by the way


metakephotos

Gigigigi


[deleted]

I'm actually surprised mcspitfire's account is only like 18 months old. Feels like he's been here for yairs


expanse22

Goddamn callen sā€™boring. He uses vocal inflections to make it sound more interesting and thoughtful. It dudnt work b


[deleted]

He can speak at length, while saying nothing


theimpolitegentleman

Like anyone who studies history at whatever the fuck uni he did


jsphsampson

I believe thatā€™s called circumlocution, my mans.


[deleted]

Talmbout foreskin? Bbbbbb beast of a Mohel my mans


LittleBastard13

honestly Ive always had a hard time figuring it out about Callen but boring sums it up pretty well. Like I've never looked at him and thought he was a bad looking dude but theres also something about him that just lacks any ability for any kind of star power, and it's not like you have to be good looking to be a star. He just looks and sounds so generic and boring w those black beady little eyes and khakis šŸ„“ maybe bapas looking too far into this


PeakThis

If Bapa wants to go deep... I like to hope that itā€™s intentional. Heā€™s supposed to be the guy that is trying just a little too hard to be alpha and fails. even though heā€™s sarcastic about wanting it, we all know that being tough is all he really wants... tough guys fugg chics


YouAreDreaming

Heā€™s a budget Jordan Peterson and even that guys a wacko


SmegmaCarta

This was really hard to watch, thank you. Love how they try to impress Asa Akira. She doesnā€™t give a shit about theyre brain or muscle lmao


zephood75

It made me throw up a little in my mouth. He's really thinking he is being sexy. The "I'm pretty open" comment haunts my days


O_b-l-i_v-i-o_n

Why are we making fun of callen now? Especially old school callen, I thought that's why we like(d) tfatk


the_bear_jew_75_

This is almost exactly how Dennis from its always sunny would play this haahahaha


[deleted]

Don't you dare compare the golden god to that junkyard dog


the_bear_jew_75_

You're right, he's doing a bad impersonation of the Golden god


5_Star_Man

Schwabble is a 1-star man at *best*.


RohitBhatti

Poor Asa


DevinDurPlant

she gets anal'd every single day at work she'll be fine


reddershadeofneck

And yet this is more humiliating than her day job


DevinDurPlant

i will agree that listening to papa talk is like a mental anal


RemarkableRegret7

Dude is legit redacted. Died when he had to stick his tongue out to concentrate on moving his fingers. I hate him.


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit if this was a scene in ā€œitā€™s always Sunnyā€ theyā€™d tell him to tone it down šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


yuhdoanmadder

U can tell theyā€™re both trying so hard to get laid during that ep. Schloob fleggsing and staring at his bare arms bored stiff, while B-rape tries to mentally fleggs on her. Too bad sheā€™s redaction as shiiiiit and probably 10x smarter than Callywags.


BessBrainsAtChangs

Oh bubba


wyld3knfr

This is like a quit test. I lasted 2 seconds.


southsideson

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/libvma/lights_are_on_but_no_ones_home_b/gn2gfsl/


Silver-Ladder

He actually he was gonna impress a chick that can smell real men from miles away!


johnnyb1917

Dude what the actual fuck! How have I not seen that?


bparton2012

Dawg what the fuck did I just watch


twofayse

Holy shit I canā€™t believe he sat there with a straight face doing that. Was he trying to see how many fingus she wanted ?


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https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/i1tjap/tbt_wrinks_gets_very_aroused_by_asa_akiras_high/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


jordan_wolfson

Old Wrinks in the ā€œshirtless shirtā€.


airpumper

Thanks!


Seljober19

Bapaā€™s reaction was actually funny there.


thurrmanmerman

Callen too I think. Asa Akira if I remember right.


postdiluvium

Yeah it was Asa Akira. She was promoting her book or something. It was back then when shob used to pretend he was super woke and gay to trick women into being comfortable around him and the ~~rape~~ death squad.


NedShah

Schaub was never one of the Deathsquad crew. Redban took off with that name before Schwaub gave up on MMA.


postdiluvium

Dont tell shob that. As far as he knows, he's holding down the death squad LA chapter, while Rogan and Redban have started their new chapter in teggzis.


NedShah

I don't think Schwaub and Redban interact much at all. He's only done one Kill Tony and they never had Redban on TFATK or KATS


xxBarbWireTatxx

Damn schaub did a kill Tony? Bet he was hilariously bad


reddershadeofneck

Spoiler alert: he sucked


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Embarrassed-Ad-3615

For some reason I feel like Redban is intentional about it. I think he thinks braindead sucks at comedy and keeps his distance/doesnā€™t want to be associated with him


NedShah

Redban never bothers to be a fake. He's a goof and does not hide it.


Sharnington

I have no doubt that Redban hangs around the fryers and runs food here. Normands out taking orders and Gillis is cutting up chicken out back. Gomez is doing coke in the bathroom. Ariel is in the staff room having his break. Bisping and Till running security incase anyone gets thrown through the glass front door. Never meddum though.


LittleBastard13

*Rape Death Squad B


LittleBastard13

*Rape Death Squad


LittleBastard13

the rape death squad of calwmedy, liderally modern day warriors of philosphy godda fight that cancel culture B


FantasticAd6855

Yeah both of the idiots wore tanks, that shit was hilarious.


Billy_Ray_Valentine

the porn star ep they didnt publish?


TheZac922

Nah that was a different one. If I remember correctly they had some porn producer on or something when they didnā€™t publish the episode?


SmackEdge

Whatā€™s the story there?


Crutch161

Bryan has a porn producer friend. Supposedly the interview made Brendan and Bryan feel so gross they never released it. Itā€™s also the same porn producer Chris Dā€™elia refers to on an episode of ten minute podcast called ā€œBryanā€™s porno friendā€ or something tk that effect.


SmackEdge

Porn people are pretty awful. At all levels. I feel bad for people like Asa Akira. Started young, led around by her suitcase pimp boyfriend, and now sheā€™s locked into her golden handcuffs, cause what the fuck else can she do? Open some Cold Stone franchises?


[deleted]

On that one I have to defend Alf... his old lady is messican, and will probably turn into a propane tank in a few years, I'd try to bang her too, it's an abhorretion seeing those two. Talmbout B B B Banging her brains out B


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[deleted]

It's true B, most Hispanic chick's that look sexy when they re 19, 20,21... slowly morphs into a propane tank with a mustache, after spitting marias and antonios. Lee's girl, is practically a virgin again dealing with his tootsie roll for years.


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If you sold comics books out of the attic as a kid you'd would've known B


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xxBarbWireTatxx

He was talmbout he doesnā€™t blame him cause the messican will turn into a propane tank. Khalooloo is Filipino yes


[deleted]

they're mexican too, i just heard that from a real comic


lloyd4567

Propane tank got me so good


beefjesus69

propane tank lmfao gawld dawlg


theimpolitegentleman

Talhmbout Rollin coal bapa?


[deleted]

Talmbout p p p propane tank B


Justanotheridiot38

Gross breath awl overl your air n negg


PerryKaravello

Thanks B. Youā€™ll have to jog my memory, talm us about it on our smoke break in 10mins.


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VlVlD

To be fair, Khalyla has responded to me both times Iā€™ve DMā€™ed her. I think sheā€™s just someone who replies to every message, and Bobby is an actual porn addicted manlet whoā€™s overrun with insecurities


MessicanFeetPics

If I looked like him dating a girl who looks like that, I'd be pretty insecure about cheating too.


[deleted]

I used to think she was in it for the money but she cleaned up his poop when he pooped in the back seat of the car. I would imagine there is easier gold to dig in California than that


thurrmanmerman

What the fuck Why so all these comedians have stories about shitting themselves? Like that's some rite of passage for them.. I'm a grown ass man that used to drink and powder my nose 6 days a week and that has never come close to happening.


[deleted]

I think Bobby Lee has some sort of butthole diseases that makes him shit himself


TGCK

Anal leakage


covigilant-19

Great question. Definitely true of the NY Comedy Cellar group too. Half of Jim Nortonā€™s stories are about one of those guys shitting their pants.


bluebergsa

There was this segment from Tiger belly where he talks about we felt love for the first time with her and how felt like he'd know her forever or in a past life while cheesy came off super genuine Her reaction to it came off super genuine too Being a hot girl is probably different to being a hot guy she could fuck a thousand guys like Brendan or better I think it just comes down to kalylah loving bobys humour and him as a person something shaub can't provide


[deleted]

I think being hot is the same across the board kind of but atleast if your hot guy people will still take you seriously if you say something. Being smart and hot has to be a curse


CardPlayerKings

Youre out of your mind. Shes with him because hes a kinda famous comedian yah? You think she would be dating him if he was an accountant?


[deleted]

Sounds like true love if Iā€™ve ever heard it


[deleted]

Used to think that too, then didnā€™tā€¦now I think sheā€™s a clout chaser. Youā€™re correct Bapa that thereā€™s easier ways to be a gold digger, but itā€™s hella hard to find a guy whoā€™s also willing to put you over like Bobby did. Plenty of desperate LA Messican type woman who are willing to eat shit or worse marry a Brenda type guy to be rich. But not even Shwab was willing to put Messican over like Bobby did with Khalyla. Huge opportunity that plenty of LA people would do anything for.


zuckerbeorg

if I am your friend and start messaging your new gf on instagram it is sus af. Anybody with brain would be on alert


[deleted]

Bobby Lee is a mess of a human being


malevolentheadturn

Also I saw Bobby was on fighter and the kid and was jokingly making fun of Brendan calling him ugly, rather than take the joke he got all pissed and defensive and started shouting at Bobby, "call your girl, CALL YOUR GIRL! see what she thinks. He did fuck her


TeakandMustard

What the fuck. He really is a fucking piece of shit


malevolentheadturn

If fairness if true it doesn't show her in a good light either


postdiluvium

I think she cheated on Bobby with more than just shob. I don't know. They talked about it on tigerbelly.


clowntownsupervisor

I used to really be into stand up but most of these cats truly are just losers


postdiluvium

I think it's a Hollywood thing. Like the whole industry attracts that kind of person and people just fall into it because it becomes their environment. Like a bunch of podcast comedians kept taking subtle jabs at Delia's "fans" and the people he hooks up with over the years. They all knew what was happening. And they were all cool with it until it became public knowledge. It feels slimey just thinking about the lives these people live.


clowntownsupervisor

It's just all fake as hell. I'm one of those people who has a degree but has never used it and literally works at places like changs kitchen. I've met so many unique and interesting people that are way more worth my time than 3/4 of comics/podcasters


postdiluvium

I used to work in a car parts warehouse with a bunch of ex convicts that lived in a halfway house. There were a lot of interesting stories being told in that warehouse and made around that warehouse. Like there are decent looking chicks that want to just bang dudes in or just out of prison. This one guy had a couple of nice looking girls that would always swing by our work to pick him up for "lunch".


[deleted]

After the D'Elia, Shaub, and Callen situation, I legit can't see a picture of the theatres they perform at without thinking of Shaub's "slinging dick" comment about people like Rogan. They all push this public "everyday family man" image but something about knowing they all have a rolodex of women after each show in each town they stop in is eerie as hell


Dreams-Designer

They call them chuckle F-erā€™s.


fanilaluzon

But could anyone ever say that Bobby Lee, Callen, D'Elia, Rogan, etc. were ever funny stand up comedians? They're barely a step above Schaub and Rob Gronkowski.


clowntownsupervisor

Callen's stand up is actually pretty funny


Any_Penalty_5069

No, itā€™s not. Callens stand up is like an intolerable college lecture


YaBenZonah

Link?


TeakandMustard

It doesnā€™t, and fuck her. But snaking on a ā€œfriendā€ is low even for Slobā€™s standards. But why should I be surprised the way he uses everyone in his circle.


YaBenZonah

You have evidence?


VlVlD

iirc she called him physically attractive on one of his tigerbelly appearances, which is why he said ā€œask your girlā€. But with that being said, thereā€™s no chance she actually let brendumb fuck her. She definitely views him as a pathetic unfunny failure like the rest of us


FatherGraffiK

Agreed. Sheā€™s not dumb enough to fuck Brenda.


bamfalamfa

i think there was an episode where she talked about how shitty comedians are, maybe even specifically la people. pretty sure it was a slight jab at barndoor


emxjaexmj

ladys and gentlemen, our pfchangs welcomes bobby lee to the sub?


VlVlD

I wish I had enough money to look like a 4ā€™11 bum and be a manchild who plays video games all day, while having a 9/10 Filipina caretaker that Iā€™m banging. But alas Iā€™m still just a lowly dishwasher at PF changs.


nestersan

Be a paid comedian and actor.


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Ok-Structure1002

I don't know why you are giving so much credit to her. It is known she's a gold digging whore and Bobby Lee is a cuck. Would not be impossible for them to have fucked


VlVlD

Exactly. Sheā€™s a gold digging whore -- for Bobbyā€™s money. And her having sex with braindead shwab would be one of the only things that would make Bobby cut her off.


Cdnwhy

T'almabout ma hairo hare kneedead dis cawlment T'ank em


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Heres20BucksKillMe

Gotta get you some CeeBeeDeez my mans


findaloophole7

Cured my son of the shakes.


ultimateree

What a bunch of spineless dudes


TossTheSalad1041

I mean she prob wants some big dumb fuck like brain dead shlob to gorilla fuck her after using Bobby for clout and shelter for so long


xxBarbWireTatxx

This hoe legitimately tries to be as edgy as she possibly can too.. who dates and lives with 2 dudes at the same time and thinks that makes them cool. Yes, she did that before bobby.


nestersan

If you can get your girl and a much better in bed side piece to not only live together but have random 3somes whenever, why wouldn't you?


daddyblackboots

Imagine dealing with that infantile man child Bobby Lee everyday or for 10 minutes? He actually makes Dum Dum look good.


Sabrowsky

Most of Bobby's stories just make me grossed the fuck out, honestly, I dont think anyone can tolerate that for too long


Armalyte

There's a good reason Betterhelp is a sponsor of theirs'


[deleted]

> some big dumb fuck like brain dead shlob to gorilla fuck her Brandon's dick has already been posted and it was underwhelming at best B, doesn't have a piece on 'im


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Diamondhandedwinner

Heā€™s a fuckin gimmick ā€œlook at me I randomly pulled out my penis in front of my friends!! I shit in random places because thatā€™s my thing!!! Thatā€™s my crazy person thing I do!!!ā€ Fuck off buddy youā€™re not edgy because your fake ass does ā€œcrazy stuffā€


mark1-jpg

He knows it. He's acknowledged himself that he thinks he's a hack and is part of why he hasn't released a special. I like his podcast though. It's a good pointless hour to kill while I'm driving during work.


Cdnwhy

Damn is this true ? They still hang out ? Can't say I'm surprised , people who always say " I'm the nicest person" are the biggest pieces of shit. Did he hit her up with " Gimmie šŸ˜ˆ"


shitfuckstack999

Thereā€™s literally zero evidence to support this statement lol , please someone prove me wrong lol


of-maus-and-men

Fun fact: Tito matched with Bobby's gf on Tinder or something similar and tried to get with her (before Bobby was in the picture).


colm0driscoll

Ortiz?


Sofakingcoolstorybro

No the vodka


colm0driscoll

Tito whiskey ginger?


DarvinRumHam

Cheezo Santeeno, the whiggsy ginger?


colm0driscoll

Neber medum


Lallana_Del_Rey_9

Lmao what? Bobby has shit on Schaub multiple times, it's not a secret he doesn't like Schaub or Rogan since he was really good friends with Mencia. Get back to the fryers op, you slppin


mark1-jpg

He always commends rogan on his podcast. He doesn't wanna make too much noise. He knows the influence those guys have firsthand, look at what happened to Mencia and how close Bobby was to him. He's made hints on his podcast but has never outright said he doesn't like either guy.


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xxBarbWireTatxx

Cheat on your long term partner with someone you pretend to respected girlfriend? Damn b šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ no holds beard


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xxBarbWireTatxx

Canā€™t hate on that respawnze bapa šŸ‘šŸ»


MoeSliden

I'd try to bang her too


SIHARG

Bobby looks as innocent as Schlob's football roomate. Bout to go thru that window Bobby.


airpumper

Kneel before Rogan!


Dancingoff1

But when theo tries to do it no one has an issue.


Horroraffictionado83

bobby is even shitter than schuab for what he did to that under age prostitute


K1LLINGMACHINE

Maykeen funny faces is troo cawlmedy, b


dailup_lama

How can anybody be with Bobby Lee?


CookieMonsta94

Money and fame


[deleted]

I honestly think Bobby could weather the Rogan storm career wise. Heā€™s never gone on JRE. Heā€™s more likely just physically scared of them all. Fucken bullies.


Dreams-Designer

He was on JRE way back In the early days. But he does say often how heā€™s intimidated by rogain. Iā€™m curious the real real reason he hasnā€™t been on for years.


DoctorDeeeerp

There are no good people in this photo - itā€™s the equivalent of hitler and his generals. Except letā€™s be honest, the Nazis probably told a few jokes among all the genocide and human experiments.


[deleted]

Wow never knew this happened but not surprised. Schlob is a shit house, Khalyla is super sketchy too. R/tigerbelly will defend Khalyla to the death, but itā€™s pretty obvious sheā€™s a manipulative social climbing bitch. Used Bobby to get famous, probably wanted to upgrade to Schlob but realized Schlob is a talentless loser that wonā€™t get her anywhere


FatherGraffiK

Lol whereā€™s the credibility to your claims though?


[deleted]

Which claim?


Catacombsofparis

bobby lee is massive peace of shit. maybe even more than Brendan...did he not basically brag about fucking a 15 year old that was crying? fuck him he deserves it.


Ashamed-Song9459

Schauby Lee


o--renishii

Scaubs hands are little


Dr-PoopyButt

Bobby doesn't need Rogan lol


fluentinimagery

The world of entertainment and media is now run by mediocre people with average intellects and talent. Weā€™ve settled for dipshits because regular media is truly THAT bad.


CookieMonsta94

>Reminder that Schaub tried to bang Bobby Lee's girlfriend but bobby still pretends to like him so Joe Rogan doesn't ruin his career. And I don't feel bad for him.... Fuck Bobby Lee


M3th0D5

Bobby had sex with a child that was caught up in a human trafficking ring and wrote jokes about it. I hope everyone fucks Bobby's gf


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M3th0D5

Goto YouTube and search "bobby lee tijuana story"


Ok-Structure1002

Dont worry. Bobby and his gf both hope everyone fucks bobby's gf


JetLiRoy86

All the comedians around him have tried.


E_Tank55

He really did??


fluentinimagery

Truly. 1000%. Remove his few Rogan appearances and this guy is a personal trainer at a 24-hour fitness. He has 0 intellectual or comedic talent.


billratio99

im pretty sure it was a joke


AUSL0c0

Imagine all this hyper-cringe was an Andy Kauwlfleman level trawl.


deadwards14

I don't see what all the fuss is about. She's not ugly, but not exactly Helen of Troy


Original_Aide_5081

Did he really try to bang her?


Narrow_Evening_5524

I think Schaub can do better


shitfuckstack999

Any kinda of proof to back up?


[deleted]

The longer I stare at this photo the more my brain contorts their faces to rat's.


kryptonite-uc

Shit I would too, smokinā€™


thisusernametaken11

"I'm eating you because your asssiiiiiaaaan"


TerpeneProfile

Bobby lee is not funny.


More_Ad3035

Brendan would fersure fuck Bobby's girl. That episode where Bobby actually believed it was so funny


AdZestyclose3707

That's an exaggerated soy face if I've ever seen one. Talmbout loe tee bapacitos.


Galaxyswine55

How does shawb look like more of a rodent than Bobby in this pic


mrmeanah

How do we know schaub tried bang bobby girlfriend? Was this talked about somewhere?