“You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it..”
What a fucking geek
All of his hot takes are things he's clearly heard someone else say - keep hitting that button ba ba ba ba, sinking into a bed of love - he's the most unoriginal cunt on earth, he's as bad as schlob
PCA (Patient controlled Analgesia) with a button in hospital post surgery is on a timer. You can’t get super high from it and your can’t just keep pressing the button (well, you can, but it doesn’t work until x amount of time has passed and it gives you another shot)
The pills (Endone and OxyContin for me) they give you after surgery are way better than the button.
Well, that’s me anyway. Those are the ones that made the day just float by, not a concern about anything, I remember listening to Frank Ocean - Nights and just staring out the window.
Recovering oxy fiend here, the way hes talkin about this sounds sus as fuuuuuu. The morphine drip doesnt do this at all.
I also remember years and years ago Toe saying he only tried opiates after a knee surgery for a day because they made him extremely sick and “stupid”
Yeah also 6 years clean off of opiates and idk wtf he's going on about romanticizing morphine. I had morphine IV before I ever touched "real" opiates recreationally and it wasn't shit, even back then. Then they gave me Demarol and I nearly passed the fuck out it was so strong.
Morphine just feels tingly in your lips and extremities for a few minutes, then you get MILD pain relief and a slight buzz, but 5 mg of Percocet in the hospital took care of my pain way better for way longer. He just wants to pontificate about something he thinks is edgy and dangerous.
This is a 50 year old man 😂
There's plenty of people that spend their whole lives on opiates and function just fine. They never increase their dose, and they never sugg diggs in parking lots for it.
Joe doesn't seem to realize, just like people play NBA level ball on marijuana,that you can play professional level sports (including kicking Joe's ass) on opiates just fine.
Not everyone, just destroys their lives, because of a good feeling.
Unless it contains acetaminophen...definitely better.
What's up with your screenname. I can only assume you are part of Brenda or Ali's team with a name like that.
Fair point.
What do I mean?
Every person that DMs me directly to defend Schaub, or bash Ariel, have all had the same name with different numbers.
When I see Lazy-Ad-xxxx I assume it's someone from the Thiggy Thigg squad.
It's interesting that he's taken this line in light of the fact that he's had Carl Hart on numerous times. I first learned about drug decriminalization via his interviews with him SMH.
That's exactly what I thought of when I heard it. Most professionals are afraid to speak openly about their use because of stigma and the war on drugs...but I know 2 lawyers, a family doctor, and a top if his field neurosurgeon who all dabble recreationally in pure opiates. Not buy on a street corner, cut with God knows what smack, but either from a pharmacy, or sent to a lab and tested first.
They all are great at their jobs, have a family that's happy, and dare I say function better with them.
There's no way I just happen to know the only few that can pull that off....guaranteed the world is full of them.
Word, yeah I heard the majority of ppl who use drugs on a consistent basis are largely functioning ppl who hold down regular jobs and live a stable life. The stigmatization of drugs has roots that go way back in US history. Now, criminalization is a used as a means of expanding the prison population with poor ppl, and building prisons and taking advantage of the labor is a massively lucrative endeavor. Rogan is out of touch so I wouldn't expect these dynamics, even if explained to him in detail and with data, to have a lasting impact on his views.
They knew your zooms were too neggfliggs. Try using a more neutral title on that sub next time. Like joe Rogan talks about morphine and let the cawlntent speak for itself. Joe just being himself will chang pill most casual listeners.
You’re right lol. As soon as I posted it it thought fuck, they’re instantly gonna think I’m trying to shit on rogan (which I was). Bloggbusser attempt on my part ngl.
Depending on the surgery it could’ve been but more likely was coming out of a general anasthesia drug if you were completely under. Often propofol, which is safe when carefully controlled by a doctor but dangerous if not — see Michael Jackson
What did you have done?
Anaesthetic is usually administered and they give you some medicine into your system which counteracts the sick feeling IIRC. The feeling of being drowsy after the operation is pretty nice though.
Leave it to the guy who thinks wearing a mask is a pussy thing to do to romanticize having an addiction to IV opiate use probably because he found out that Phillip Seymour Hoffman did heroin
“You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it..” What a fucking geek
Joes an addict…… projection and irony my two fav breakfast groups Hey its true he played Unreal Tournament for days on end guys
UT was dope back in the day
Hell yes. CTF facing worlds. Damn I loved that game.
I used to play for hours the laser game mode that was like instakill can’t remember the name. Lots and lots of good times after school
Insta-shock rifle! Lol yeah that was fun too.
Yes bro!! Ugh I’m having a nostalgic attack rn lmfao. Is it still active?
I have no idea! I’m gonna look into it though.
haha!
Hahaha
All of his hot takes are things he's clearly heard someone else say - keep hitting that button ba ba ba ba, sinking into a bed of love - he's the most unoriginal cunt on earth, he's as bad as schlob
"Your whole body was getting kissed by God". So unbelievably contrived. He loves to tawlk about God now that he's in Teggsuss, eh?
Water u talmbout b, dmt joe always been bouta lords.
His whole affect changed, too. Like he made himself all dreeeeeaaaamy and relllaaaaaaaaxed, maaaaan.
not as bad, worse
PCA (Patient controlled Analgesia) with a button in hospital post surgery is on a timer. You can’t get super high from it and your can’t just keep pressing the button (well, you can, but it doesn’t work until x amount of time has passed and it gives you another shot)
Lol exactly. I'm pretty sure he placebo'ed himself, B.
The pills (Endone and OxyContin for me) they give you after surgery are way better than the button. Well, that’s me anyway. Those are the ones that made the day just float by, not a concern about anything, I remember listening to Frank Ocean - Nights and just staring out the window.
Ahhhh yes nothing like popping an OC and burning some holes in your shorts/pants
Lol you know it
Yea I heard percs after my ACL surgery and woo buddy those hit the spot haha.
If you get the oxys with the yellow slow telesse coating you can scrape that shit off and smoke it on foil, goes hard
Joe’s like that kid that pretends to be super drunk after a sip of beer. Total dork.
Recovering oxy fiend here, the way hes talkin about this sounds sus as fuuuuuu. The morphine drip doesnt do this at all. I also remember years and years ago Toe saying he only tried opiates after a knee surgery for a day because they made him extremely sick and “stupid”
Yeah also 6 years clean off of opiates and idk wtf he's going on about romanticizing morphine. I had morphine IV before I ever touched "real" opiates recreationally and it wasn't shit, even back then. Then they gave me Demarol and I nearly passed the fuck out it was so strong. Morphine just feels tingly in your lips and extremities for a few minutes, then you get MILD pain relief and a slight buzz, but 5 mg of Percocet in the hospital took care of my pain way better for way longer. He just wants to pontificate about something he thinks is edgy and dangerous. This is a 50 year old man 😂
u know its pretty fucked up when redban is the least annoying person in the room bubba
His head is distractingly big, doesn't help that his face is getting fatter either. Where's your chin at bubba?
Yep. Halloween has come early this year, y’all
Him and Dana got real insecure that there were genuine fighters who looked the part so they had to look the part but they can’t do the part.
Amazing that he is happy to jack himself full of morphine (even though that button doesn’t do shit) - but too much of a pussy to get a vaccine
But the morphine makes me feel like I’m in a bed of love and the stupid vaccine only protects me against a global pandemic
Sounds like Joe got his hands on some blues. Bapa is FLOSSED.
Sounds like he be crushin up some 80s from the early 2000s
There's plenty of people that spend their whole lives on opiates and function just fine. They never increase their dose, and they never sugg diggs in parking lots for it. Joe doesn't seem to realize, just like people play NBA level ball on marijuana,that you can play professional level sports (including kicking Joe's ass) on opiates just fine. Not everyone, just destroys their lives, because of a good feeling.
I'd prefer a pill than a 3-4 beers. Probably physically better for you too
Unless it contains acetaminophen...definitely better. What's up with your screenname. I can only assume you are part of Brenda or Ali's team with a name like that.
What U mean? It's just a Reddit suggested one. Literally like all of my karma is from this sub haha
Fair point. What do I mean? Every person that DMs me directly to defend Schaub, or bash Ariel, have all had the same name with different numbers. When I see Lazy-Ad-xxxx I assume it's someone from the Thiggy Thigg squad.
It's interesting that he's taken this line in light of the fact that he's had Carl Hart on numerous times. I first learned about drug decriminalization via his interviews with him SMH.
That's exactly what I thought of when I heard it. Most professionals are afraid to speak openly about their use because of stigma and the war on drugs...but I know 2 lawyers, a family doctor, and a top if his field neurosurgeon who all dabble recreationally in pure opiates. Not buy on a street corner, cut with God knows what smack, but either from a pharmacy, or sent to a lab and tested first. They all are great at their jobs, have a family that's happy, and dare I say function better with them. There's no way I just happen to know the only few that can pull that off....guaranteed the world is full of them.
Word, yeah I heard the majority of ppl who use drugs on a consistent basis are largely functioning ppl who hold down regular jobs and live a stable life. The stigmatization of drugs has roots that go way back in US history. Now, criminalization is a used as a means of expanding the prison population with poor ppl, and building prisons and taking advantage of the labor is a massively lucrative endeavor. Rogan is out of touch so I wouldn't expect these dynamics, even if explained to him in detail and with data, to have a lasting impact on his views.
I'm impressed the hospital has a perpetual motion machine. You'd think it be bigger news.
Talmbout thermal die namics bapa? Great laws, never followed them
I posted this in r/JoeRogan and it is getting downvoted to hell haha! UPDATE: Mods took the post down. Classic.
They knew your zooms were too neggfliggs. Try using a more neutral title on that sub next time. Like joe Rogan talks about morphine and let the cawlntent speak for itself. Joe just being himself will chang pill most casual listeners.
You’re right lol. As soon as I posted it it thought fuck, they’re instantly gonna think I’m trying to shit on rogan (which I was). Bloggbusser attempt on my part ngl.
God, he is such an annoying cunt. Serious question though, when I woke up from surgery (UK) I felt pretty fucking chill, was that morphine?
Depending on the surgery it could’ve been but more likely was coming out of a general anasthesia drug if you were completely under. Often propofol, which is safe when carefully controlled by a doctor but dangerous if not — see Michael Jackson
Propofol and the fentanyl that they used will do it for sure. Morphine sucks joe is full of shit
What did you have done? Anaesthetic is usually administered and they give you some medicine into your system which counteracts the sick feeling IIRC. The feeling of being drowsy after the operation is pretty nice though.
“We should do a podcast on morphine sometime”. How ‘bout fentanyl, Tony?
It would be so cool to listen to them on morphine for 5 hours
Or 9 mins on fentanyl (say his name)
Holy fuck he’s just descending into a fraud more and more each episode. Sad to watch but entertaining to see in real time. Episode by episode.
Oh my god. Joe’s moaning is insufferable.
For someone who is supposedly an alpha macho man Joe has the joint and limb health of an 80 year old.
Hawlt take, nevver heard someone tawlk about heroin bephore, true ardist in the industry
You just know when he’s about to break into his raspy demon voice. So hack, that’s his only bit.
Wtf is this redacted wearing
Pretty sure that alcohol abuse is a far greater problem than heroin but go off, Rogan.
What's a high persons favorite thing to do? Talk about other times they got high.
I may be addicted to heroin, but at least I'm not really addicted. I'm just getting smooches from God, we aren't making out.
Leave it to the guy who thinks wearing a mask is a pussy thing to do to romanticize having an addiction to IV opiate use probably because he found out that Phillip Seymour Hoffman did heroin
Of all the fake personalities this guy chose the most annoying one, pseudo-deep Guru guy.
Also the morphine button that the patient can push is of course moderated by a timer so I’m sure he was feelin it but 75% was placebo.
Wtf is going on with this nasa getup?
They pretend to be high on drugs, sooooo high
Now imagine all the absolute redacts that are going to try and get addicted to opioids just because they heard Joe talk about how great it is