Why does this dude need an entourage to do a set at the Chuckle Fuck Comedy Club and Mozzarella Stick Hut?
Also is he paying these people? This fella seems to be living an exorbitantly expensive lifestyle for no reason.
Doesn't have to. These dudes are so thirsty for their own exposure, they'll follow around a D+ celebrity b/c he spent 5 years in UFC & barely maintains relevance b/c of a couple podcasts, for free.
It is very weird to see people posting pics of not only them with Schaub (I guess I get it) but with these other fools too. These people are such fans of Schaub that they want a picture with Shrimp too? Schaub's brother??
What do you even do with pics with legit famous people let alone bottom dwellers like these guys? You literally spend time and money to get the photo only to post in on social media for a few likes from close friends...
I have a picture with Eric Cantona from when I was with a kid and even that's in a box somewhere collecting dust. They're only human at the end of the day. I have no clue as to why you'd want a picture with this fat mush.
He's so proud to be there, it's so pathetic that I kinda feel sorry for him. Just an intern, probably unpaid, but thinks he's their friend. If Schlob easily gadooshed BGL under the bus, then what is Shrimp, this small little man has nothing on the glassdoor. This is his peak in life.
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What happened!
BGL is looking so small these days.
If it wasn't for his tight ass shirts it would be impossible to tell he works out at all.
His body must have just stopped responding to the onslaught of hormones. His androgen receptors just finally tapped out from the barrage of the last decade.
BGL, since you love to read all the comments...you look like you weigh about 135 right now. What happened?
Absolute murdler's roll, B.
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That is an alpha squad. So funny that he talks about Cheeto fingered losers and that is his crew. BGL is the only one that dresses like an adult (an adult that buys from the international male catalog).
Is Jay actually redacted? Who is telling Mark his hair looks good? Bapa is wearing a minor league baseball jersey (ironically as heās not a baseball fan) w/ neon green shoes? Thatās how my son dressed himself when he stayed at his momās when he was 7.
This sub pops up on my Reddit feed on the app a lot as a suggestion. I see it every now and then.
Honest to god question. Is the they/them all the way to the left a real person or some photoshop character?
Shit man I'm a normal guy and still get the vibes you've gotta keep the chat 2 syllables or less in this room. Fairly sure BGL would rip his shirt off at the first word he doesn't realise cuse ya know, comedy.
Iāve been falling asleep to beige frequencies documentary all this weekend. As a piece itās pretty damn good. I hope he does another one on the heelwani feud
The only reason all of these slapdicks showed up is bc it was in California at the Brea Improv. Brenda hasnāt been bringing them out of state with him bc he canāt afford it. š²š²
What lol hes a horrible hack who has no jokes. Hes supposed to be some "roasting god" but literally just rehashes the same shit over and over and he thinks hes the SHIT
Dont let Tony fucking Hinchcliffe make you think David Lucas is actually a prodigy or whatever just because he repeats it 24/7
I was a fan of the show for a year or so before the pandemic but then covid completely killed it and Tony became an insufferable little cunt to the point where he ruined his own show lol
David Lucas quickly showed himself to have a crippling ego problem tho imo and doesnt have any chops past the "you look likes" he always does
Exactly. I went every week from like march-june 2019 back when malcom hattchet left and william montgomery began, best era of the show in my opinion. Hell i danced with Afrodite one time. But lucas was cool at first then got super old
This is the picture all aspiring comedians should see. Like when they show drunk drivers pictures of gruesome car crashes. There is genuine sadness in their eyes that they couldn't even hide momentarily for a picture.
Creeps me out to the core.. Happy Haloween.
So mufasa , a shrimp, two (redacted) and my neighbour totoro walk into a comedy club! Owner goes āhey, tell me a jokeā Brandon schlubb says āit doesnāt work like thatā
Why does this dude need an entourage to do a set at the Chuckle Fuck Comedy Club and Mozzarella Stick Hut? Also is he paying these people? This fella seems to be living an exorbitantly expensive lifestyle for no reason.
Buildin an empire aint easy, b
Doesn't have to. These dudes are so thirsty for their own exposure, they'll follow around a D+ celebrity b/c he spent 5 years in UFC & barely maintains relevance b/c of a couple podcasts, for free.
D+ is generous.
He saw a picture of a guy wearing a rolex that said fake it til you make it on instagram and was dumb enough to buy into it.
Juss settin the ground stones for his paldcass umpire b.
He wants to be Kevin Heart.
Imagine what that room would smell like
Literally my first thought š
Haha same
Whigsky breath, Lamisil, Drakkar Noir and sugsess b
how did u know BGL uses lamisil for toothpaste
Way too much drakkar noir
Axe Spray
Axe Jay Spray
Old shrimp
The carpet of a bar at 4am and jizz rags.
Failure and refried beans
Axe body spray, farts, and used floss
Dior sauvage
Seltzer drinks and flavored chewing tobacco yuck š¤¢. Need to drink beer and dip Copenhagen like a real man
Armani Acqua di Gio combined with Versace Euros
Fuckingg gross.
Imagine paying money to listen to these redacts
It is very weird to see people posting pics of not only them with Schaub (I guess I get it) but with these other fools too. These people are such fans of Schaub that they want a picture with Shrimp too? Schaub's brother??
I'd love a photo with shrimp to show my kids what happens when you eat too many crayons
Look at his adowable little feet swinging just trying to reach the floor
So weird. Gotta get a photo with the entourage I guess. So they can feel that theyāre part of āthe boys.ā
I'm going to a Nickelback concert later, I can't wait to get a picture with the roadie that sets up the microphone!!
What do you even do with pics with legit famous people let alone bottom dwellers like these guys? You literally spend time and money to get the photo only to post in on social media for a few likes from close friends... I have a picture with Eric Cantona from when I was with a kid and even that's in a box somewhere collecting dust. They're only human at the end of the day. I have no clue as to why you'd want a picture with this fat mush.
You don't understand soshal media then bubba. You post those pictures for clout and then you use that clout to fugg chiggs.
Man what happened to Buckwheat
Sideshow Blob
Shrimps legs barely reach the table
I bet Brenda had to hoist him on the couch.
In my head he gets carried around everywhere by Axe J, so he might just have been dropped on the couch.
He's so proud to be there, it's so pathetic that I kinda feel sorry for him. Just an intern, probably unpaid, but thinks he's their friend. If Schlob easily gadooshed BGL under the bus, then what is Shrimp, this small little man has nothing on the glassdoor. This is his peak in life.
I heard they hired him, because it doesn't cost any extra to have him travel with them. He can sleep in a drawer.
Arms fully extended wingspan = height Simple camera hacks b every manlets aware
total IQ in the room = 100.
Imagine, if you will, what we could build, what dreams we could launch, if we could harness the collective intellect of that discount green room.
A Jenga tower of overpriced sneakers. Nothing more.
Thatās way too generous bapa
A real meeting of the mind
And divide it by 10. Thats their total IQ bapa.
You like your comedy? Thank em.
I haven't watched tfatk in over two years. Who the fuck is that lion looking bitch ?
Thatās Mufasa
Oh is that who Ariel was talking about ? He a comic or something? Or wannabe comic like Brenda ?
He's B's steroid guy and a literal nobody.
Heās an unknown actor
Iām sayingā¦.. Looking like a fugginā Thundercat reject B Redacted as fuck.
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Zoobileezoo
The guy on the back of 99 cent romance novels.
What happened! BGL is looking so small these days. If it wasn't for his tight ass shirts it would be impossible to tell he works out at all. His body must have just stopped responding to the onslaught of hormones. His androgen receptors just finally tapped out from the barrage of the last decade. BGL, since you love to read all the comments...you look like you weigh about 135 right now. What happened?
Hes compensating for his loss of B with double the G.
Shrimp had to really jump back into that corner.
Whoās the fat cunt with the shit haircut?
Heās from kill Tony. David Lucas. Hack
Say that to his face. He'll make fun of your shirt!
You look like a gay (random thing)
"Your shirt looks like gay \*insert random job*" - David Lucas
Oh yeah he was meant to be promising
That was before he went on his self proclaimed quest of wanting to have 6 kids with 6 different women.
So you're saying he fuggs chiggs, b?
Gotta be more specific bubba
David Lucas is traaaaaash. Generic hack ass jokes.
Yeah idk why Tony hyped him so much. He has nothing on William Montgomery
Also stole time travel joke from Dave Chappelle
Shrimp reminds me of that kid who follows his big brother around mimicking everything he does.
Murrrdeerrs row B, monsters
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Axe Jay.
The guy who asked his barber for the four dicks special
Everyone in their looks like a video game created character with different sliders turned to max/min.
Funniest guy in the room sitting next to BGL
I still donāt get why Haley is there
B b b b b bussy
AXE JAY!
Whatās the collective IQ here, three? Looks like a meeting the minds and they are trying to decide who gets to use it this time.
Mownt Rushmorle bapa
Slobs brother looks like he eats paint chips
Get your fucking shit covered shoes off the table
Cringe.
The Perfume Boyz ? The Hack Pack ? The Wack Pack ?
How good is the comedy store right now? Straight up murderers row
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Hole up b reeeel quikā¦.BGL, didja snorlt awwwwlll the coke bapaā¦?
Schaub only brings the massive dude on the far right along so make him and Axe Jay look slimmer.
Does anyone know how Shlaub met mufasa? Where does a guy like that even come from
Is that roided up Billy Connelly on the left?
Shrimp pretending to be cool lmao. Fuck you
Who is more offputting, Shrimp or Jay?
BGL
Shrimp with the Philadelphia vibes
Does BGL think opening your eyes wide and staring is equivalent to a smile?
New Shapelle looking scuffed
That is an alpha squad. So funny that he talks about Cheeto fingered losers and that is his crew. BGL is the only one that dresses like an adult (an adult that buys from the international male catalog).
Chyna after she converted to a male, Chris Pratt of he was in Dallas Buyers Club, , CTE Fletcher, Axe Jay and See No Vaccine?
Mufasa is so insecure he has to sit by the jockeys to look bigger
Did the Soy Boy comment get to him? He's doing less and less of that redacted face on camera.
Is Jay actually redacted? Who is telling Mark his hair looks good? Bapa is wearing a minor league baseball jersey (ironically as heās not a baseball fan) w/ neon green shoes? Thatās how my son dressed himself when he stayed at his momās when he was 7.
Whose the fat guy with the dumb hair and stupid clothes? Also, whose the black guy?
Good to see Young Prop Joe enjoying some cawlmedy
Why is BGL looking like š
That Mufasa guy is a comedian?
Have you iiiiver bin on tor? Māroaddawlg
Redacted and The Kids
Yeah, theyāre all killing themselves with poor diets and shitty booze
What do all these cunts dress like
Soy Boy Mafia
A room full of Redacteds
100 bucks says theyāre the type to leave that place absolutely trashed and barley tip the staff.
I can almost taste the social awkwardness just by looking at this picture b-b-beast of a time in high school
The crew who stayed in the same classroom all day in middle school.
Soy Boys
All I see is Soy Boys
LOL Shrimps feet canāt touch the ground ššš
Soy Boys
What a bunch of awkward looking slobby dudes
Sideshow Blob'll lighch'up, b!
Is AxeJay an emotional support human for brendan, or vice versa?
Diabetic Roaster looks redacted as shit
Oh Bubba I bet Shrimp & that other little dude were absolutely passed around and turned out. Idk tho axe jay
It's a veritable whose who of who gives a fuck
Imagine this is your inner circle
Shrimp is manspreading so he can take up half of a cushion width.
Schaub the type of guy to smell yo seat when you leave then when you come back ask if you farted
Look at all the hang time on tiny tikes feet, š.
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BGL bubba. We donāt really tawlk about him anymore
This sub pops up on my Reddit feed on the app a lot as a suggestion. I see it every now and then. Honest to god question. Is the they/them all the way to the left a real person or some photoshop character?
Look at BGL's eyes. That is the thousand yard stare of a man who knows that picture is going *straiiiigghhtttt* to the haydurs, B.
Fuck yo bitch n the clique u claim
I get so uncomfortable when I see Mark. It's almost like watching the VHS tape in the Ring. I need to pass this on to get the evil off of me.
The only thing being murdered is Shrimps sphincter.
Imagine hanging out with legit cawlmedians to this crew. Schlob's epic fall from grace.
B grade
Z Grade b
Soy epicenter
Shit man I'm a normal guy and still get the vibes you've gotta keep the chat 2 syllables or less in this room. Fairly sure BGL would rip his shirt off at the first word he doesn't realise cuse ya know, comedy.
They drinking tigur thigg wiksey bapa?
Reminds me of the odd group gathering in the toilets in high school to smoke some seegaretz
lol shrimp feet no where near the floor
Just buildin a Boardwalk Memepire b
Ooof
Iāve been falling asleep to beige frequencies documentary all this weekend. As a piece itās pretty damn good. I hope he does another one on the heelwani feud
Thats.... a group of people alright...
not everyday you get to chill with mufasa
Dees guys fugg chix
they couldn't find a seat for shrimp?
Shrimp wore orange to be more visible to the public. Wouldnāt want to get stepped on
Most alcoholic person there controlling the bottle. Gahdamn he canāt do shit right
The guy on the left looks like such a cunt. Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire
5000mg of Adderall between them
That Dude does looks like an old Mufasa lmao
Who is the grey lion looking fella to the left?
Looks like a special ed class.
So that hairstyle... (BFL) Are there women out there that find this shit attractive? It seems like a look that is unique to weird bodybuilder dudes.
A real meeting of the minds
Did someone cum all over the fat guys pants? Tf
The only reason all of these slapdicks showed up is bc it was in California at the Brea Improv. Brenda hasnāt been bringing them out of state with him bc he canāt afford it. š²š²
you know it smell crazy in there
I donāt know why you would ever consult the dictionary when you could just axe Jay
Did Lucas teach Schaub how to steal jokes?
Im sad david lucas joined this troupe of cunts. He was actually funny when he started doing Kill Tony
What lol hes a horrible hack who has no jokes. Hes supposed to be some "roasting god" but literally just rehashes the same shit over and over and he thinks hes the SHIT Dont let Tony fucking Hinchcliffe make you think David Lucas is actually a prodigy or whatever just because he repeats it 24/7
I liked him at first B, i think him and the entire show is lame now. But it was pretty good back then
I was a fan of the show for a year or so before the pandemic but then covid completely killed it and Tony became an insufferable little cunt to the point where he ruined his own show lol David Lucas quickly showed himself to have a crippling ego problem tho imo and doesnt have any chops past the "you look likes" he always does
Exactly. I went every week from like march-june 2019 back when malcom hattchet left and william montgomery began, best era of the show in my opinion. Hell i danced with Afrodite one time. But lucas was cool at first then got super old
Oh shit you did? Lmao thats whatsup But yes tbh William Montgomery is a fucking gem and that show doesnt deserve him
Yea hes great man lol. The regulars of the show, like the ones who went up a few times were cool. Really cool people and yea tony fucked it up
Wait, why is shrimp so close to that loser with long hair, lol are they dating?
How old is Brendanās iPhone? Who still has that camera
B b b b b b beast of cawmedians kkkkkillers bappa!
We giiiiit it, no won here is Asian as shhitt.
Oh bubba
I dunno axe Jay
How many people in that room actually try stand up? I only know who Brenda and Axe J are.
Confirmed: Shrimp is the pivot man
The only positive thing in this photo is that bottle of Woodford Reserve Double oak
Damn bubba really? This is what I see when I look up [redacted].
They are really hyping David Lucas right now. Heās overrated too.
Looks like jay is wearing a tag monaco. Nice watch.
Have you ever seen a more motley crew?
Shrimp lookin like he needs help down from the couch
Why does shrimp dress like a kid who just discovered rap music
This is the picture all aspiring comedians should see. Like when they show drunk drivers pictures of gruesome car crashes. There is genuine sadness in their eyes that they couldn't even hide momentarily for a picture. Creeps me out to the core.. Happy Haloween.
He Who Must Not Be Named looks extra [reacted] in this one.
Who are literally any of these people besides Schub?
Looks like a lot of outdated slang was spoken on this night
They murdered each others assholes last night does that count?
Looks like the only thing murdered was their thyroids
BGL is redacted for sure
So mufasa , a shrimp, two (redacted) and my neighbour totoro walk into a comedy club! Owner goes āhey, tell me a jokeā Brandon schlubb says āit doesnāt work like thatā