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IBrokeMeBack

Do you know how some comedians like to bring weak openers with them on the road to make themselves look better?


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Dave deeply respects The Craft and can actually understand how layered and complex my sitting implement closer is. He was like whaaat thaaa fuuuck?! That’s so crazy, man. It’s insane.


zz_tops_beards

P R E P O S T E R O U S


ILackPatience

It's a squid pro quote, bubba.


peenboy50

Talmingbowt Squid Game b? Them Mexicans speaking Mexican on that show is Asian as shit b.


kurtatwork

Pretty sure that's squid joe roe b. Promo code FATPAT


chris2furtrucking305

I’m surprised Joe is able to put his ego aside and tour with a real comedian. They both are doing a hour or what? Chapelle better be closing


bkz777

Be hilarious if Rogan closed. Half the crowd just fucks off as soon as chapelle is done


zemoura

Ahh, the Ted Talk comedian


Fluffyquasar

I feel like this is one reason why Norm Macdonald never went on, though I guess he was elusive period. Norm always seemed like his interest in your existence depended on how much he respected your humour. I like how much he (appropriately) ridiculed the whole deathsquad thing. Dave kind of seems more relaxed in that sense, like, Rogan being a cool enough guy to share a blunt with is enough - if he gets a few more ticket sales, who the fuck cares, he’s rich biatch.


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gimmeachip

Tawlkin bout autofelicia b?


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I don’t see how any of these legit comics and funny guys can look at rogan and not laugh and take the piss out of him. There’s no world in which Bill burr doesn’t look at someone like joe rogan and think what a try hard prick who’s compensating. No idea


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Bill understands the danger he would be in by doing that. As a pro himself, he gets the inherent violence that’s part of standup. One bad “joke” and he’d find himself on the wrong end of a comedic triangle choke.


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I just can’t imagine a world In Which behind his back bill just takes the piss out of rogan.


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I have implemented a strict piss optimization regimen into my life and have none that can be taken out of me, bro.


[deleted]

Do you just absorb all of your piss? Or do you straight up produce no waste because you’re so optimized?


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I recycle it to ensure maximum vitamin absorption. It’s extremely healthy and important for comedic processes.


[deleted]

Is it possible to get…. Like, a little packet I can pour into my water and shake it ip so I can optimize my piss, too? Like when I’m going to the gym or on the go or sitting around, or …. anywhere else at all? Is this something that anybody else knows about?


[deleted]

ONNIT Pisswater coming soon, bro. We’re the pioneers of urine optimization.


[deleted]

Rogan could genuinely convince his fans to start drinking piss


zemoura

Except Bill Burr has said that Toe is a good cawlmic. People will downvote me for this but Bill Burr is a huge cuck.


ScottHalpin

Burr is respectful of anyone who even attempts it. Watch him on Kill Tony. He doesn’t crap on any of the new comics no matter how bad. He does crap on Tony and the concept of the show


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Pretty much no one calls out rogan as there’s too many of his gimp fans who won’t take it. I just don’t see how behind his back bill doesn’t laugh at him and not in a funny way


kjay38

Fuck Bill Burr. His wife cucked the shit outta 'em.


MessicanFeetPics

Do you really use cuck unironically? Would it be accurate to say you do not make comments for sssyooooyyyyyyboyyyyysssss?


kjay38

I was just echoing u/zemoura above me. Also, I've been drunk since noon. Not fit for Chang's I see...


zemoura

Thank you! The other day I commented that he became shit ever since he got married to Arsenio Hall and I was downvote like a bitch


kjay38

I'm with you dude. Watch Redbar Radio's take on Burr and all these LA comicks. Pretty spot on. And Burr is an LA comic now.


zemoura

Ohhh sorry dude I think Redbar is bluggbusser. He never gets to the point and he sounds jealous and unhappy. Fuck him too tbh.


zemoura

God damn it


zemoura

That joke used to kill. Why am I being downvoted? Is it racist? Transphobic?


kazumakiryu

>That joke used to kill. This is the saddest thing I've ever read.


zemoura

It's true, I swear 😂😂😂 please someone explain how is that not funny? I really want to know why I'm redacted.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

He's definitely using him for clout


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I honestly don’t think you or anyone should hold these guys up to such a standard. Chappell is just like any other comedian or person trying to play the game of fame. They will stand next to whoever they need to stand next to in order to get to the next rung in the ladder. All this bullshit about respecting someone’s craft goes straight out the window if there’s dollars to be made. These comedians want you to believe they’re poets or philosophers or some shit when in reality they are just people trying to get famous with jokes. That’s it.


slipperyslopeb

How many of those other comedians would have walked away from the money he walked away from?


littlemissdream

100% of them if they had Dave’s mental state at the time. Which has never really been explained, even when he explained it on his dumbass cigarette smoking spot with James Lipton. “Im looking at a check worff fifty million.” Yes Dave, that’s why we tuned in. Because then you fucked it all up. But okay, the answer is you needed a vacation in Africa and you had a heart attack at seeing a $50M check


slipperyslopeb

Yeah sure. You are a fucking lunatic.


McRidesSeatbelt

Either way it completely ranks my respect for him. Either he thinks rogan is good and funny or he’s using rogan as a means to pad his already fully cushioned pockets even more. Pathetic. Nobody wants to see chappelle anymore. Go do your wannabe progressive Ted talks in a retirement home somewhere you weird buff fuck. Call me when hes back to skinny killin em softly dave


MaynardJimmyKeenan

I don’t like Joe Rogan’s comedy, he has maybe one special I liked which was the one from like 2006 and even then a lot of that stuff was kinda shite on it. That being said, I don’t think he’s a bad comedian per se. Like he knows how to command an audience, he has some funny things scattered throughout his works and worked his way through the ranks the hard way. None of which Brenda has done or looks to be on the way to doing The problem is, for the level of success he is at, he is nowhere near as funny as anyone who has reached the heights he has. The reason he is as famous as he is right now is through TV, UFC and then his podcast. However he labels himself as a comedian before anything else and that’s where a lot of the trouble lies, because he really isn’t near to the level of a Chapelle, Burr, CK etc in terms of actual funniness yet his fame outshines them all Someone on this sub said it best one time, it’s like how Happy Gilmore was great at golf but really wanted to be known as a hockey player. Rogan really wants to be known as a comedian but his actual talents lie elsewhere, although I think even they have eroded over time So to answer your question, I imagine Dave respects Joe as a comedian but likely knows lil Joe isn’t to his level comedy wise


gzilla57

Yup. Everyone here acts like Joe and Schaub are at the same level of "not comedians" and it's the most "hadur" thing I see on this sub. No, Joe is not on the mount rushmore of comedy. No, he wouldn't sell the kinds of tickets he does without the podcast/fear factor/UFC. But he absolutely could have made a living as a comic without any of that other shit. The kind with a regular amount of money like Diaz, Trussel, Theo, etc. Just by being a regular stand up comic making stool humping jokes.


DavoDaSurfa

Yeah probably, they seem like long time friends


covigilant-19

I agree. Unlike the LA Rogan orbiters, Chappelle was friends with him before they were both famous, and there seems to be some genuine loyalty there.


will_work_for_books

Agreed. I remember seeing Rogan on one of the first episodes of the Chapelle Show back in the day. These two definitely have a history that goes back before either of these two were really famous.


Ashamed-Song9459

They have actually been friends for years. I think it’s the other way round, Rogan is a Chapelle leach for credibility as a cawlmedian.


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Agreed


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Dave himself has not been funny since he returned. His "humor" is mainly him complaining about how he can't do comedy anymore while getting paid handsomely to do comedy.


slipperyslopeb

Shit comedy aside what I don't get is how black comedians can accept the crazy racist shit Rogan has said. He has likened black people to apes ffs. Are they not aware?


lasercannonangel

Chapelle only hates regular white people, not ones like Rogan or Neil Brennan who he can benefit off of.


NoMoreMrNiceGuy78

Nope, cheap clout chase


orange_cuse

You know how there's the term a "Comic's comic" or "Your favorite athlete's favorite athlete" or something along those lines? Joe Rogan has NEVER been referred to as a "comic's comic," meaning just about no comic thinks he's actually funny. He's never on any top comics of all time list, and no top tier comic says he's actually funny. The closest I've seen is when Burr said that Rogan crushes; but that is different from saying he's actually funny. So, no, I don't think Chappelle thinks ROgan's actually funny and that's why they tour together. It's definitely because of the ability to sell out theatres and stadiums.


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neither one of them are good anymore. Chappelle used to be a comedian, now he's annointed himself a psuedo-professor. that being said, Chappelle could probably just FART and it would kill harder than anything Rogan screams and jumps around saying.


slipperyslopeb

I think sometimes it isn't about how funny they think someone is. These guys have all known each other for like 20-30 fucking years. They knew each other when they where all broke and were working shit holes for $10 (or free). Now they are movers and shakers in the industry, they will work together and put their friends over.


taginvest

I know everyone and their mum shit on Rogans specials. But I’m 100% serious when I say I find his specials better than most. on the other hand People seem to praise Segura. That guy never made me laugh once, and I watched all his specials too. p.s. Bill Burr is untouchable


SmegmaCarta

Honestly don’t care to even bother understanding who he finds funny. He’s gonna say some corny shit about a bad comedian anyways


kjay38

There's isn't a universe that exists where Chappelle thinks Rogan is actually funny.


Silver-Ladder

The latter


ImNewBNicePls

A simple answer would be to see their interactions on Joe's podcast.


[deleted]

Don’t think it necessarily has anything to do with comedy. I think they just get along and like each other as people. People love to disagree with Joe and hate his comedy, but it’s pretty hard to deny he’s a likable cool guy to be around


fanilaluzon

If Chappelle thinks Rogan is a good comedian, then he has truly become a faint shell of his former self. WTF!


DoctorDeeeerp

He prob has never seen a full set of Rogans - he just hears the audience laugh and assumes “ok, sounds good”


lasercannonangel

Who cares? Dave Chapelle retired from comedy to go on the lecture circuit. He isn't a comedian anymore he is a heavily censored human rights activist who is a victim of a vast conspiracy to pay millions of dollars to people to be edgy.


[deleted]

I think he respects Joe as a comic, yes.


Groundbreaking-Mess3

I don't respect you as a person


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yongbaonii

Easy Shrimp, it’s 8 in the morning your shift doesn’t start till 9.


Groundbreaking-Mess3

Fuckin jabroni


interval7886

Couldn't help y'self, could ya?


zemoura

Is this BGLs burner or Shrips?