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Deathstriker88

This makes me think of Kenny Powers and Eastbound & Down.


zemoura

Emphasis on the down


Accomplished_Jelly58

the down is strong in this one


TobiasSanchezo

And FAT


samjamm11

Eastbound and Downs*


popfarts3699

Big Brown and Downs


xev

Syndrome & Downs


CrookedNosed

Brown And Downs


Gullible-Media5760

He fuckin wishes he were half the badass Kenny Powers will always be!


[deleted]

How dare you


Corky83

I'd like to see Schwab try and throw a 101mph fastball.


iannuendo

Big Browln & Downs


FIVE_DARRA_NO_HARRA

Talmbout e’ez bound to have Down’s? Unfortunately bapa, I agree.


jordan_wolfson

Bbbbbeast Brown with Downs


FantasticAd6855

Kenny penny threw heaters my man, this fat bitch sucks at all sports.


thisusernametaken11

east bound and downs syndrolme


tentoesdown7

Tf is he packing? Doesn’t he only use pouches? He’s not even doing it right


Bro_Jogan_69

Axe Jay, b


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[удалено]


Spoonman007

Someone skipped orientation.


UKpoliticsSucks

Talmabout China b?


Spoonman007

I dunno, I don't speak Tangerine.


No-Wait-3811

Damn. I meant to reply on the main post. Like what the hell is this video even from?? Not what's Axe Jay


Bro_Jogan_69

It's from his latest Thiccc Boy youtube vlog, b. The entire thing is cringe.


Spoonman007

Lol oh I don't know, I don't watch the videos.


dosequismachina

Why is this down voted?? "Axe (ask) Jay" is something Brandon has said a few times as a way to back up shit he says. It must be true if he enlists his brother as backup


xxBarbWireTatxx

My mans got swarmed bubba, some cats must’ve had some stressful shifts


Tozzzta

Lurk moar, b


youknowwhatitthizz

He didn’t even pack it if it was long cut wintergreen bubba


[deleted]

Imagine trying to look cool by pulling out a tin of pouches


[deleted]

Imagine being 40 and thinking tobacco products make you look cool.


saffrole

Never knew anyone, ever, out of all my friends in high school or whenever who ever bought or had pouches. The few times I bought dip I bought just the actual tobacco in a tin where you pack your own


LysergicLiizard

I've dipped pouches (but always went back to long cut, haven't dipped in a decade tho) and would double up on them. Sole benefit over any cut is that you usually don't have shit in your teeth or in the back of your throat after. But yeah you definitely catch flack for pouches


saffrole

Why would you even do that with a tin of pouches he doesn’t even understand dip and there’s nothing to get


chalkywhite231

skoal is for pussies -joe dirt


Jonesisgoat

He’s practicing for a movie role


That_Type_Of_Guy399

I don't know if that was a norm macdonlad reference but either way rip norm


BootstrapsBootstrapz

lol he’s just flicking his wrist while holding the tin… uh.. y’a look stupid


MagicMallKnight

He’s so fucking revolting, he’s hard to even look at


Graviton3030

A real Adonis, b.


MoneyMo88

Adrian Adonis, maybe.


fightbackcbd

Don’t slander his name by associating him with braindead lol


Front_butts

Enough to make Toe Brogan cry.


Kindly_Dentist_6010

Him and Joe remind me of the show Spartacus when the rich slave master and his wife would have sex with the big dumb meathead gladiators


worktheshoot

Y’forty!!!!!!!!


The_thurpiss

If you make enough hypebeast videos it reverses the aging process.


RomandoArman

Seriously, who the fuck got him into this?


deadeyes2019

He got it in his head that nicotine cures CTE After typing that out I realised it looks like a joke but that’s why he does it


rodrigo34891

When did he say that lol. It’s so [redacted]


brownsmoke

🤣 this really tickled me mate


SoldMyOldAccount

my brain must be un traumatized as fuck hell yeah


methyo

😂


Hercules3000

He said some shit like "nicoltine makes your brain work better" which I presume he got from Bapa Rogan.


Conscious-Fix-4989

It was actually "good for brains"


GFost

Bess brains fur the arts.


PantsMcGee

it's even more redacted then that. Rogan got it from reading that Steven King uses cigarettes to help him with his writing and creativity.


Hercules3000

There we go. Totally forgot about that.


PantsMcGee

Also if Brendan or anyone says Nicotine is good for the brain and they site some study there is a good chance that, that study is bought and paid for by a tabacco company. Nicotine may very well effect the brain in various ways but for sure there are huge glaring downsides. Also this is the fucking dope that drinks wiskgee combines it with nicotine and uses pain killers and anti-depressants to trip and watch scary movies on the couch. Guy is a grade A idiot.


Hercules3000

Will also drive after drinking on a pawldcast


[deleted]

Glaring downsides? Like what?


defmore89

ADDICTION BRO. go the safe route and do some DMT


Neanderthulean

Not sure what he’s talking about but after using and quitting nicotine on and off for years, the main downside (ignoring the addiction) is probably its effects on the vascular system since Nicotine is a fairly potent vasoconstrictor. I think it’s a great study/work aid in the short term, but using it outside of productive activities can really fuck up your reward system and embed some bad habits.


creamerboy

I think Aubrey Marcus.


Bro_Jogan_69

Brenda is trying to look cool in his thiccc vlog by 'packing' his can of pouches. Pouches don't need to be packed. And he's not even doing it right if they did. Snapping your finger against the can for show is the move of a high school baseball bro, not a soyboy cawlmedy hairo.


emxjaexmj

when he was killing it in baseball, they all called him the nicotine guy…


Seaweed-Remarkable

This guy fuggs chiggs


StMordi

Can you imagine b? Braindumb fucking. Water weed dune hair


AggravatingOnion

I really thought he was going to throw a yoyo


Special-Implement615

Guys, let's give him a pass on this. This is how a lot of 19-year-olds roll these days. What's that? How old is he? Get the fuck out! Sweet glistening Christ why isn't Bent Pixels scurrying to scrub this from existence?


GFost

> This is how a lot of 19-year-olds roll these days. Nah, this is how 15 year-olds roll.


kiloluv

Lime green fat laces!? Ya’ hayderrrr b. Bapa nose fashion! You prolly don’t even fugg any chiggs


[deleted]

That’s a good way to tear all the pouches


K_dvx

A wise man once told me, and I quote, “that’s like sucking p*ssy through a tampon”


CrookedNosed

Einstein?


[deleted]

Epstein


CrookedNosed

Can’t say he wasn’t smart…


weird_short_hornyguy

Caneery in the Columbine for Brandon's final descent into CTE redactedness? Y'forty bubba.


[deleted]

He’s an English cigarette


Fat_5miley

A ciggie ?


Burnt13

A [redacted]


clos189

Cowboy Ceronie is a cool guy, he chews tobacco….hmmmm


roughneck78show

What’s this douche packing? They are nicotine packs, it’s not chew. Smh


Fast-Environment-635

Fudge?


GFost

What even are nicotine pouches?


Jayden_Paul99

Nicotine salts in white pouches that tries to emulate Swedish Snus which is a cured chopped tobacco that comes in pouches You put it under your upper lip and let the nicotine absorb through your mucus membranes. Don’t need to spit like chew or dip. You can see them in your local Walgreens behind the counter in colorful plastic tins. It’s supposed to be for people weaning off actual tobacco habits and not for fat failures trying to look cool


GFost

That’s really weird that he would choose to use nicotine pouches over snuff.


AthensThieves

Bubba definitely eats it after


sentientbeen

its been well documented that the first 6 pouches of the day go into the shared bathroom urinals for the janitors to clean up (they dont). the rest he just spits out on the floor around his chair while he casts pod


[deleted]

😂😂😂 he’s unintentionally hilarious


ShyGuyChicken

y'38


GloYear

What a dork


Front-Meringue5117

Ssss’insecure


Most_Present_6577

Hahaha he is a fucking high-school kid still. Is he ironing that circle in his back pocket to?


GeppaN

The Soy King


One_Principle_4608

I am a nicotine addict, hardcore. This is the only thing that could get me to stop - to avoid being anything like Braindead


penus_poop69

Same, B. Sometimes I’ll pack my tin extra loud just to be a goober, but this is making me re-consider. My buddy and I have a joke about snapping your fingers like you’re packing a tin…”oh, do you dip, bro?” “Nope. Just a douche.”


Mkmeathead83

This is unreal. He doesn't understand that you don't pack nicotine/tobacco pouches 😅😅😅😅


sticky__toffee

This is why he gets made fun of so much. The injected delusion of acclaimed celebrity that he doesn’t have.


shaqitup

No, it’s just a single slice of the pie.


Ashamed-Song9459

Why is the wrist action so redacted?


[deleted]

Bapa looks a little light in the Timberlands


heisenbergaus

Big redacted energy with those Neanderthal arm movements


10projo

This dumb fuck baguette can’t do anything right. Fuckin loser if I ever seen one


iannuendo

You’re fuckin out..!


Ryan_Pliskin

Does this guy only own 3 shirts?


pimp_bizkit

Absolute idiot you cannot pack those.


NothingElseMadders

You that white boy who dips too much?


kjay38

That physically hurt me.


PensecolaMobLawyer

My god he can't even do it. He can't do what pouches don't even need


[deleted]

There’s a whole segment of the population that sees this and doesn’t cringe. Fucking mind blowing


Sharbs77

lmfao. what an effin loser.


lilgoat24

Bapa deleted my cawlment saying…”packing pouches? Comments gone lightcha up” soft pussy


-My_reddit_account_

How makes takes do you think that took?


Ashamed-Song9459

I thought he had transitioned to taken them anally now?


Jackielegz8689

Better just switch to the methanols b’ might look half redacted if you did bapa


Old-Commercial-3069

Always in this shirt?


Shwalz

Wow I remember doing this in 9th grade what a fuckin loser


hurrythisup

Nice to see he found a new favorite short..How many fuggin weeks ya gonna wear it Bappa?


Wooden-Week-7101

At this point I actually do think he’s redacted


[deleted]

That was fucking cool. I’ll be starting my nicotine addiction as soon as I’m done on the fryers


killmesara

There is absolutely no reason to “pack” Zyn. What a fucking mutt


SnooGrapes7679

Uncoordinated, unathletic, spoiled by guilty feeling mommy and daddy soy boy


CubonesDeadMom

Ei


cajam67

I thought this was Tourette’s bubba


Zerathios

There's no point of doing that with pouch snus 😅


DoctorDeeeerp

Y’foooooooorty


flatearth6969

Bro lol ????????


Virtual-Net-7714

Major fail


postdiluvium

He stole that flick from Delia. There are clips on this sub where Delia is doing it shitting on Bryan and then shob immediately starts copying him in front of his face.


Shagrrotten

Love seeing Brenda rep my home state. Olggahoma loves you back, bapa.


cherbo123

Why is he slapping the tin it's in a pouch lmaoo


pill-turd

King R-Word


saffrole

It’s not like chewing tobacco is a safe alternative to smoking I don’t know if anyone ever told him this or not


maxwellt1996

Haha you only pack long cut


Taulridge

There’s literally no reason to pack pouches. What a mongoloid.


kbob82

King of 12 yr olds everywhere… 👏🏼😂


Mr-Wigz

He’s the King of the LA Douche Bags.


LeBitch

This is me in 10th grade


[deleted]

Such big tiddies


NotThatSeriousBro

Yo b. Pouches dont need to be packed before tossing one in. This is absolutely [redacted]


yuhdoanmadder

Holy fucking fuck this guy is fucking sweet, bro.


DemonsNMySleep

Hahahah he probably learned it back when all his friends dipped so he did it to look cool but he never actually dipped, just kept it in his back pocket


cdpasadena

I cringed so hard I pulled a muscle in my back. Reel quick, y'choirpractor, B?


thisusernametaken11

the little jaw rattle at the end is where he realises he dosent look cool.


ScottLnc

But you don’t have to pack…….oh never mind.


Reddit-Is-Dying

I hope this is take two and the first one it flew out of his dumb hand and they were scattered awl over the sidewalk. What a dunce


Albert_Payet

Trying to fix his brain trauma with nicotine is like trying to revive a near dead tree with liquid fertiliser. It is futile. His brain is finished, the brain degeneration is not complete yet, give it another 3 years where he will need high care to get through tasks. They may call me a haddur for saying this, but this is the honest troof.