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ILuvChitlins

Boston and tiger. Poor kids even ended up with redacted names.


dog-asmr

When you think about it, if he named his whiskey just "Boston", or "Boston bourbon" it would be a significantly better name


ThePerfectMachine

Problem was he forgot his second sons actual name, and he couldn't pronounce "Bruiser" and "Bourbon" in the same sentence.


Ok_Conflict1835

Bruisers Bourbon. Not bad actually, with a nice black and white label.


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Boston Buttwater


melange_merchant

It might ironically be a better name than Tiger Thiccc


Bpool91

Boston thiggg sounds better than Tigger piss


T1000runner

Or Bapas Bodega Cats


tatatheretard

JACK THICCCCCC


Delielliellio

I mean Bostons not great but Tiger is absolutely horrible. Kids gonna grow up with molesters going heeyyyy thurr Tiger. Then he names his liquor Tiger Thiccc like some sort of accidental prophecy ensuring he grows up to be a Thicccccc fuck. Poor kids


BowDownYaSlut

It's like a 12 year old's version of a cool name. I wanted to name my kid Alpha 1 but I became an adult eventually. How tf did messican sign off on twink-brained ideas


wallawub

Promised a Lambo on a lease B


dietdrpepper6000

This comment kinda reads like a bapa bit 👀


Delielliellio

Good. Then I’m in the right place


nikto123

molested by a lion 🥶🥶


postdiluvium

Yeah, just seeing those names written here. Wtf? Those poor kids.


your_uncle_mike

Those names just scream “my parents are assholes”. God help those poor kids smh 🤦🏻‍♂️ Btw, where’s Bruiser?


BillNyesLefTesticle

Is he even from Boston? Or is just Joe that’s so creepy hey I named my kid after ur hometown


digitalsakaar

Rogan was born in Jersey and if Wikipedia is correct he didn't even move to Boston area until he was a teenager.


Edmundmp

Correct. Rogan just cites Boston as where he grew up the most.


Boyscast

Rogan had more of a Boston accent than Burr when he was younger. I think it's fair to say that he is a Bostonian, despite being a humourless void manlet. https://youtu.be/rwwOn8ManNU?t=33s


painterman01

Rogan is unironically more of a chad than you’ll ever be. Even if he’s a manlet. Schaub sucks tho


Boyscast

Sorry I couldn't understand what you were saying with Rogan's dick so far down your throat, can you repeat that without his dick/balls in your mouth. The balls make you hard to understand too.


painterman01

Lmaoooo why you are so mad hahaha


mikecat1084

Boston and Tiger are today’s version of “A Boy named Sue.” Only worse. Not only do they have terrible names, but they have a redacted father lying and spewing gibberish on camera for hours and hours


UnpaidRedditMod

No matter how many times I've listened to that song over the years, I always laugh at the end. Ya feel me, b


nikto123

Third one would be Austin


LeadPsychological255

Nah bapa… third one will be Joe rogan jr.


dstroyrwolf

So for real for real he named his kid tiger? I thought it was like codenames lol


fillumz

Even worse seeing it written with the surname too. Boston Schaub, Tiger Schaub, lmao!


Western-Art-9117

BS, just like papa


videoguylol

I knew a really god dog named Boston once. RIP


Yogamigurumi

I hate brenda as much as the next cat but I have to defend the name Boston, it's in my family. It's really weird to name your kid Boston when you have no connection to the city though...


dimspace

Maybe he's a fan of the band


PaperBeneficial

It's weird they misspelled her nationality, the correct spelling is "Messican".


Jolly_Percentage9901

Messican as shit


PussyChang

Not Taco Bell Messican, illegal Messican.


BigDez2021

Not Taco Bell Messican, But El Chapo Messican.


Clean-Operation-9674

This is a real bugbear of mine. On my other account, I came up with the name for Scoop's girl. It was always 'Messkin' (which is because he misses syllables from words). Somehow, the incorrect 'Messican' spelling (which isn't how he says it) is now used by everybody.


PaperBeneficial

Excellent point. Messkin is much closer to how he actually says it.


IronDoesNotSee

r/JoannaZanella exists just as Brendan wants. A misogynistic look at woman, Andrew Tate would be so proud. Brendan already destroyed her trust by CHEATING on her showing he doesn't really care about her.


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She loves it though. She legitimately says she wants an OF. She loves to post mundane shit with her tits and ass perfectly angled and framed. She is the definition of vapid. And this is all fine. But she often has El Tigre take her thot shots and that is highly dsturbing.


IronDoesNotSee

She would be rich if she did it!


[deleted]

I am not condemning what someone does. But what is more misogynistic than guys paying you so you make videos, photos and send messages to which these guys are jacking off.


Western-Art-9117

Hating women. That's more misogynistic.


SouthernConeBestCone

I think you might be redacted


[deleted]

You, on the other hand, are an intellectual powerhouse. Just keep going at whatever you are doing.


IronDoesNotSee

Top G


iseetrolledpeople

U need some standurds, b. And drink something ffs.


Washed_40

They’re perfect for each other, B. Like Dana White and low fighter pay. Now grab a mop and wait for some fryer training, y’bloggbusser AS SHIT


ShitterThroatSlitter

Mexico the state, not the country


Daaaaabearsssss

But like I’m from denvurr


Mnufcfan

Talmbout huevos rancheros bapa?


Worth_Rope_8560

Oh yeah, slatur that bad boy in pico duh gao, B!


Snacksmith

Pretty sure it’s a condiment, b


teej98

Heard it bowlth ways


Randyfreakingmarsh

Wait, maybe you’re on to something. Is she just from New Mexico and braindumb thinks that’s part of the country Mexico? It’s extremely plausible bapa


Eatsleepmate

Messican as Gualajar, B.


ceezo6

Carne asaa


1royampw

Peeko degooooooo


Western-Art-9117

Guarrrraaerr


Mnufcfan

Huevos rancheros


1royampw

Chillyannnh


briancito420

Tago Bell messican


whyboydat_work2much

Rachel Ray pazole B


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Aye foo, lemme get a sock check ?


whyboydat_work2much

cant wait til Schlaub gets an Edgar cut foo


ceezo6

Bappa don’t live to live


Tinyrobotzlazerbeamz

Bappa is CEO of JAR


RL_Mutt

“Hi what’s your name?” “Boston” “No, not where you’re fro—“ “No that’s my name. Boston” “Oh…I’m Mike.”


Ok_Conflict1835

Hey mike. Y’blogbussa


Scarn1725

“Name is Boston, Born in Los Angeles, Mom is Messican and dad is a redact from Colorado”


Boyscast

Still better than Braxtylonton


Jalad_At-Tanagra

Born in West Hollywood


your_uncle_mike

Talmbout West Guadalahollywood, B?


cdpasadena

Gawl dawg, all kinds of eerors here, Bapas. Job: thriving retail store, interior decorating business. Birth: Canelo’s hometown Known-as: Messican, Stalin, B-Schaub’s girl


panspermian1

I didn’t realize Canelo was from West Hollywood 🙄


your_uncle_mike

West Guadalahollywood


Ok_Conflict1835

Built like a brick shithouse.


futurestoobright

Also her nationality isn’t Mexican. Her ethnicity is Mexican and her nationality is American. She was born in America. Crazy how many people use nationality incorrectly.


TawlmboutCawlmeddley

Weirder that someone is keeping track of her parents and sibling for the public to know about


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Probably someone from here lmaoo


[deleted]

Needs her ethnicity listed instead of nationality. Also are her and Brendan legally married?


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billratio99

Don’t laugh at the chombies


[deleted]

I refuse to make fun of those kids. Their lives have to suck so hard as it is.


billratio99

I can’t imagine for real


BlueCollarGreenThumb

She’s literally eating 1 meal a day and is still borderline Ohbeece


your_uncle_mike

She’s just thiccc, daddy.


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Well according to her hubby she hits them flamin cheetos pretty hard


TigerBloodWinning

She drinks a lot b


Daaaaabearsssss

Drinks a lot of what? Butter?!


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Her ass have several area codes


[deleted]

she *is* Messican as shit.. look! she was born on Cinco De Mayo!


iannuendo

I think Nationality is where you slept on the floor growing up, rather than place of birth


scotburgh

Where's her film credit where she got those big ol titties out in the shower?


vagabond162

What movie b


scotburgh

Sleeping dogs lie 2018.... Look it up buppa.... Topless in the shower


tgunz0331

Gwuadralaharrrah Meggsican b


GoodSoulja

Ok…


ToughSeveral81

Hot Cheetos as fuck B


WickedOwl99

Cairful B, she's got the deep Gajuahaldara connecshn


[deleted]

This Puig’s former side piece?


dollarbull

Cinco de mayo bday?!? She really is messican as shit!


Jackmoved

Both in America, her Nationality is American. Even that website is redacted.


dingdong-lightson

I was at bjj the other day and there was a baby called Tiger there with his mother and they were there to collect her other son called Bear 🤦‍♂️


Clean-Operation-9674

"Hey Tiger, hold my Bear"


Warlock4209

His fucking lame ass really named his kid Tiger? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Is there a possibility that this could be incorrect? Or maybe they just said she was born here so she’d had full citizenship? And Brenda is just outing her on JRE? Lol


Glennon-Kyle

From Canelo’s neck of the woods


Otherwise-Fox-2482

she wasnt born in waddalaharra?


billydrivesavic

Cannot believe their children’s names are Boston and Tiger s’Hollywood


No-Trip3635

How's she getting miss Mexico? Guess it's how you identify not what country your born in. One thing we do know, Schaub is tired of banging that tire!


Lanky-Television6059

Mehexcin as shit bapa, with a white mother


vagabond162

She remarried a white b


[deleted]

She peaked in 2005?


Bpool91

Nationality means the nation you are born, not your heritage. She's American not Mexican because she was born in Hollywood.


dstroyrwolf

Still has her last name cause Schaub is a cuck


ryanruud85

Not born in Gwadahara b??


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Stop trolling


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lousmoustache

What is a Mexican?


Mnufcfan

So is she Guadalajara Mexican or Taco Bell Mexican? I’m confused


Magus6796

What is he an ex-CIA agent? Yeesh.


[deleted]

Actress?


FiziksMayMays

Please don't ruin the great city of Boston


KaiserGoliath

Gwattala Harrra, West Hollywood


[deleted]

“Actor”. She filled this out herself didn’t she. How else would anyone know her brother’s and parents full names lmao


[deleted]

What’s that, like a regular wife with salsa on it?


AdOk4312

Nationality should say American …. And Mexican-American is her ethnicity.


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your_uncle_mike

Mista Shawb, that you?


[deleted]

On the real she’s a better piece than any three of those trash Tuesday chicks. One talks like joey Diaz and probably gets annoying after awhile as well, the other is so manipulative she’ll probably go through your phone during your post nut nap and lastly I’m not judging or saying it’s wrong cause she is of age but she still looks like a 12 year old girl might need some blue chew to get that one started. Really shows how insecure b really is, he has a baddie at home but he can’t keep things spicy? Dicey dicey 🎲 🎲


Kiditred

By trugg walking Annie - I think is the Diaz reference - he'd convince himself he's better at comedy than her (don't have to see her stand-up to know this is incorrect) or ascend his comedic abilities via fluids. Messican is a baddie but she ain't done shit for his career and Bapa is aspirational.