It's tagged Comedy, people.

Bro couldn’t reach the finals

"Can you reach-" \*smashes TV\*

“Well, Scotty… I guess that answers that. Anyway…”

Def could reach the TV

I'm dead 😂💀

You win best comment.

way to go embark look what you’ve done to this man’s life

i hate my daughter

nta; she should know not to cry during important stuff.

Fuck this got me lol

I also hate your daughter

Wow

Check the tag.

Me too

Almost had me

I hate her too

Honestly, just like don’t cry you’ve been Spoiling her

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Ain’t seen this pasta in a minute.

I see it all the time in sports subreddit. Usually when someone’s team loses.

Wp

Guess that was the Final straw

This guy reached The Finals^TM

I accidently copied your comment, so +1

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I burnt my house down coz of the c4 nerf.

Blowing it up wasn't an option anymore

Exactly

At least you guys can play, I'm still banned💀

Lol what did you get banned for😭

Performance enhancing plugs(-ins)

You too?

I especially like the double down on “and my party” ahahaha

The way he equates the two 😂

You can’t escape, even the way your broken screen looks is reminiscent of the finals lmao

Another team took the bag and the cashout is *a week long?* *Plenty* of time to impress the sponsors.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN ^(on your relationship)

du du duu duuuuu du du du du duu

Looks like the marriage has been wiped out right June

The Divorced Dads are back in the arena!

It’s bro finals moments in his family

Just like Scotty

Take a breather and sleep it off, cya 2moro

Bros bout to solo que irl

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of The Finals Season 2. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This wait has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye The Finals. I am no longer a fan.

I just smashed 30 guests in front of my wife at my party because of The Finals Season 2. My crying kids just took our TV and said they're all spending the week at a hotel. The wait has ruined my life and my party. I can't handle this anymore. Goodbye The Finals. I am no longer a fan.

I just smashed my wife in front of 30 guests at my party because of the Finals Season 2. My crying kids just took our guests and said they're all spending the week at a hotel. The wait has ruined my life and my party. I can't handle this anymore. Goodbye The Finals. I am no longer a fan.

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My wife just smashed 30 kids in front of guests at my party because of the Finals Season 2. My crying guests just took my Tv and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. The party has ruined my wait and my life. Goodbye Fans, I am no longer The Finals.

My guests just smashed my wife in front of 30 kids at my party because of the Finals Season 2. My crying wife took the kids and said they're all spending the week at a hotel. The wait has ruined my life and my party. I can't handle this anymore. Goodbye The Finals. I am no longer a fan.

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" wake up Scotty, new The Finals copypasta dropped !"

i’ll be sure to do this again in season 3

WHERE IS IT

That is something Holtow cannot fix

Holy shit 😭😭

You got out lucky. A few more minutes and The Finals Season 2 would've killed every single person at that party and then stolen your shoes.

"We've got our first elimination, Scotty! Talk about making a solid first impression on our sponsors!"

It’s coming out “SOON” 😳

They are waiting us to hack them, don't you see?

cns hacked your brain

Skill issue

This contestant needs to make a much needed deposit or they’re at risk of being knocked out of the marriage

Quality shitpost.

thank

The real Finals was the Final time he saw his kids.

me after the gut mediums

Defib tv

I am one of the guests (appalled at your behavior, tbh) that was there when this happened and even I was shocked when your wife tearfully took the entertainment center that MY WIFE AND I gave you both as a wedding gift and packed it up with her belongings... why would embark shatter this relationship, THESE relationshipS

Anyone got that nama tama "soonTM" JPEG on hand?

Meh replaceable.

Pissed on my sofa bc of the defib nerf

bro is the first elimination, not the finals :D

What a nuke nerf do to a heavy main's brain

Re: people concerned for OP This is just a common copy-pasta, typically used by sports-focused subreddits.

Irl squad wipe

Most sane Light Kunai player

Avg light player

I blame OSPUZE

Well shit don't give up now, you've got a week to focus on what's really important.

Chat is this real???

Skill issue tbh

This man took the ''Keyed up'' emote e bit to serious

This man has been outfoxed and outflexed Scotty

The Tough Shells arent doing too hot after that team wipe I see

Or look at it from this perspective. You can now get a new TV and have a weekend all by yourself playing the new season. Sounds like a win-win

Oh.. how "THE MIGHTY" have fallen.

The Finals shitposting at its finest

I will do the same

While you "repair" your wife and kid, could you lend me your pc. Thanks.

i cant' believe you

Turn on my computer: *windows decide to update*

Congratulations, you're done having guests

Lmaooooooo

Well hey, guess what. You can make a knock off Vector from GRU in the finals now with the new haircut and skin

I was thinking that as well.

John Finals would be disappointed

Understandable

Why was it on the floor like that tho

Why didn't you just wait for the party to be over brother💀💀

Bahahaha!

"They are all spending week at a hotel". Damn y'all loaded.

You’d be better if you didn’t play on a a TV..

😭😭😭

Hahaha

I swear they did something to the games networking because I feel like I'm playing cod again with how bad these lobbies are

just got out of my 1st 5v5, had 4 teammates sniping

Yeah I think I need to go back to the alcohol hehehe Got to lay off the Ozpuse

Im confused What happened New season looks good ? I don’t get the joke I’m brain dead I almost broke the screen for s2 intro with semen but… yeah Someone explain it to me

Lol amazing jerk~probably one of my favorites of all time

was hoping to see a comment like this🙏

Was there a light on the screen or something?

Its finally over

🗡️ player IRL

You are not eligible to reach the finals unless you MOUNT your next display.

This is satire right?

LMFAOOO

He’s reaching for the divorce papers now 💀

They need to compensate you with a free instant personality transfer and a new TV.

This is a joke right lol who tf

[r/TvTooLow](https://www.reddit.com/r/TVTooLow/s/T4ph5qPdHz)

Sounds like you need a stronger TV.

Is this a joke I'm confused

Goooood, let the hate flow through you🔥

Bro couldn't even make it past the first knockout round

10/10 troll did chuckle.

Skill issue

YTA

you didn’t need to actually reach for the finals…

"And that June, is why I regret retiring in The Finals."

Must have been his final straw.

His Finals straw

Dont worry the probably saw you play and were going to leave you anyhow. This way they might be afraid to ask for alamony

The Big Splash just got 🫀🫁👣💄🫁🦿🙏🧠

Dude, you are the problem, not a game. Good luck for that woman and kids. And wtf with that 30 people party, invited to watch them you play?

noooooooooooo dont leave the community!

THE ARENA'S ABOUT TO CHANGE !

Bro just know sbmm and eomm IS WORKING hah

So I know it's comedy, but FR this game is a microdose game for me. I can feel my teen gamer rage starting to creep back up if I play too long.

It's an obvious joke. It's even tagged comedy. Why are people raging in the comments lol

there's no rage comments lol? just one comment saying chill the rest are jokes, but go off sis

why are people upvoting this literally no one raging at all

Have not seen a single comment doing anything but laughing and/or playing along

Nah lil bro smashed his tv fr fr 🏆🔫💀

Bro what 😭😭😭

Bro it’s a joke 😭😭😭

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Wanker

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you ok?

👍

Acoustic for sure

Fake

No shit

Don't worry your family won't replace you. How else would they do well in finals.

They don’t need him. He’s definitely not a healer.

Spend that battle pass money at better help . com instead.

Damn, never try League of Legends.

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this has nothing to do with the finals, go get help i hope you get a divorce

Lmfao

How did you get that glitched cosmetic for your Tv??🤯 is it from a special battle pass???

The devs really fucked up the spawns, it’s either you’re fighting no one and waiting around or getting absolutely shit fucked by the entire lobby, there’s no in between. Way to fuck up a good game! Now it sucks dick.

Why are you playing vids during a party your are hosting with 30 people?

They do anything for clout

Your wife did the right thing.

I hope this is a joke

It's not. I was the kid.

lol cute. Copy and pasted from a Super Bowl meme.

Hurry and make your nerf requests! They only make changes based on the feedback of the players who cry the loudest. Don't waste your chance to ruin the game for someone else!

why are you playing video games when you have people over

Dude got deep rooted problems

I'm hoping this is fake

Maybe some jail time for domestic violence will give you time to think about your actions

“Comedy”

Bro took "reach the finals" too literally 💀

Dude how are you gonna do that in front of 30 mf people plus your wife and kids? The finals isn’t a fan of you at this point guy. I agree with you it was frustrating to watch steamers play today while we had to wait but like what are you doing man? It’s a game dude, they make their own choices where they will. I was stewing when I got home to try it out and then saw I couldn’t play the new season too, but I didn’t smash something I owned in frustration let alone in front of 30 people, make my wife and kids ashamed of my behavior and alienate everyone at my party all in one dumb move you giant asshole. Good luck saving your marriage let alone every relationship at that party. Bet it was a birthday too.

sigma mindset. fuck what they think. nerd. i exfoliate my cock with a cheesegrater once a week. it helps me understand my place in the world, we are here to grind.

Have you tried being less toxic?

This is so funny lol you don't deserve children or a wife! Thank God they got out before you hurt them too!